/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28433157]

how do i hedge against a everything crash? i mean EVERYTHING. like both stocks and bitcoin are peaked as fuck even if it doesnt crash right this minute still i dont want to be stuck bag holding.

im thinking of going all in my coin and staking it and it gives 14% a year but i dont really want to lock up for a year plus im poor.

[Anonymous No.28433315]

>>28433157
people have been saying we are do for a crash since 2009. dont pretend to know how long this clown fiesta will last. could go another 10 years for all we know

[Anonymous No.28433419]

>>28433315
yeah but the mutant zombie market propped up fed money and inflation. even burry and buffet have been selling tons of their shit and preparing for a crash and even during 2017 when people predicted a crash they just said no its not crashing

[Anonymous No.28433604]

>>28433157
>like both stocks and bitcoin are peaked as fuck
You don't seem to understand. As long as the moneyprinter goes BRRRR stocks, real estate and crypto will continue to skyrocket.

And daddy government has no plan of stopping that for the forseeable future. Anyone who doesn't own real estate, stocks or crypto will be ultra fucked as the value continues to rise and prices them out completely. The Fed pretends there's no inflation, except the entire fucking market is ultra inflated.

[Anonymous No.28433721]

>>28433157
I've thought about this alot.

My best answer is property in growing cities like Cincinnati and shit.

It'll still go down but not as much.

Gold is also a good choice. It's all about what assets would fall the least. They will all fall.

[Anonymous No.28433778]

Two ways to prepare. One is just hold through any crash. 90% of crashes recover within 2 years, 97% within 3. Alternative is to invest in yourself and live a money free lifestyle. Learn real skills, develop real relationships, accumulate real assets. When a crash happens, you won't even notice.

[Anonymous No.28433791]

>>28433157
USD, Gold, Silver, Real Estate

[Anonymous No.28433835]

>>28433604
>>28433604
no offense man but i think burry and buffet are a more credible source than people saying money printer = free money forever stocks only go up. thats not enough.

[Anonymous No.28433850]

>>28433791
>USD

[Anonymous No.28433863]

>>28433791
one of these things is not like the others
one of these things just doesn't belong

[Anonymous No.28433938]

>>28433157
UVXY is a fear stock. When everything goes down, this shoots up. Just look at what happened in March, yesterday at the dip, and today at the dip again.

[Anonymous No.28434004]

>>28433791
>>28433863
Two of those actually. USD and silver are both risky. Silver because that market is manipulated to hell and back as if gold market isn't already fucked by boomers

[Anonymous No.28434023]

>>28433835
Of course the whole thing will come crashing down eventually. What I'm saying is that pulling out now is fucking retarded, because the Fed has given zero indication of being willing to hike rates or stop their ridiculous QE. This could go on for years.

[Anonymous No.28434138]

>>28433157
>whiskey
>tobacco
>dry goods
>ammunition
>precious metals
if you buy precious metals OP just make sure you actually own the metal and can hold it in your hand. don't buy worthless certificates or mining stocks, and don't put it in a bank where they can arbitrarily decide that it's suddenly theirs and not yours

[Anonymous No.28434272]

Gold and silver unironically.

[Anonymous No.28434512]

>>28434023
one boomer stock genius said that printing money isnt enough to keep it going like this

[Anonymous No.28434720]

>>28434004
in a collapse scenario I don't see how silver would be a risky bet, as long as you actually retain physical ownership of the metal. it's fungible, easy to barter, much lighter than gold and has a much lower melting point. what's the problem exactly?

[Anonymous No.28434803]

>>28433157
>how do i hedge against a everything crash?
prepping

[Anonymous No.28434838]

I'm thinking of staking 14% of my cock in your asshole faggot

[Anonymous No.28435102]

Foreign currency, maybe alcohol stocks or something? Idk

[Anonymous No.28435190]

Literally the only way to hedge against an everything crash is to invest in yourself. Not a single asset on Earth is as immutable as high skilled labor when paired with intelligence and flexibility.

[Anonymous No.28435284]

>>28434023
They're going to stop it at some point soon. They won't give any indication of when they do it though, as they're a private organization. You'll know when everything starts dropping 10-20% per day

[Anonymous No.28435504]

>>28433157
guns ammo canned food land trust in the wilderness or some shit that you can hide out at away from population centers, the more logistically annoying the area is to be in the better meaning mountains, cold latitudes, etc. most importantly a support structure of other retards that have the same idea.

[Anonymous No.28435579]

>>28433850
>>28433863
>>28434004
the fact that all the retail plebs think the dollar is going to collapse is proof that it won't happen any time soon.

[Anonymous No.28435789]

>>28433157
>How do I hedge against a crash in stocks
Buy Bitcoin
>How do I hedge against a crash in Bitcoin
Buy stocks

[Anonymous No.28437269]

>>28435190
yeah right up until you injure yourself

[Anonymous No.28437362]

>>28435789
you weren't following the market last march I guess

[Anonymous No.28437571]

>>28433835
buffet is unironically a retard that got lucky when he was younger. He's not beating the market by any significant degree.

[Anonymous No.28437632]

The money has to go somewhere, just diversify

[Anonymous No.28437668]

>>28434138
Redpill me on cashing out into Gold. I don’t want to bail on crypto entirely but I’d like to take profits to have some comfy savings

[Anonymous No.28437773]

>>28433721
>My best answer is property in growing cities like Cincinnati and shit.
kek
might aswell go snap up some prime real estate in detroit

[Anonymous No.28437893]

>>28437571
he does good in crashes. all he does is go for generational gains now not 500% in a year

[Anonymous No.28437952]

The real answer is:
Short term US treasuries or cash.

Then you can buy in after crash and do well

[Anonymous No.28438091]

>>28433157
also pic related. its coming

[Anonymous No.28438190]

Every 10 years the central planners are going to do this to you. They will make up different excuses each time. They know that modern monetary theory doesn't work so every decade they are forced to reset the system. It's been happening since I've been alive.

[Anonymous No.28438553]

>>28433157
UVXY

[Anonymous No.28438564]

>>28433791
USD and real estate are terrible Investments.

Real estate is already btfo by bidens policy changes. They did it to kill boomers passive income off so they can't have rental money anymore and their friends can scoop.up all the cheap properties after the bottom falls out.

Gold
Silver (it has no value outside industry unless all fiat crashes try not to go too crazy buying it)
Bitcoin
Equities

If you really want to be in real estate find a REIT.

[Anonymous No.28438652]

>>28437773
have you been to detroit lately? it's all gentrified hipster apartments now

[Anonymous No.28438663]

>>28433157
shiny rocks

[Anonymous No.28438819]

>>28435789
>How do I hedge against both
Buy XMR

[Anonymous No.28438965]

>>28433157
>how do i hedge against a everything crash?
Ammo, water, food, shoes, lighters, blankets, books, cigarettes, alcohol.
In that order.

[Anonymous No.28438989]

>>28433157
Short things, Vix calls, cash positions in the right cash.

[Anonymous No.28439232]

>>28438965
you forgot batteries and medical supplies

[Anonymous No.28439264]

>>28433157

[Anonymous No.28439298]

>>28433157
LTO and silver

[Anonymous No.28439541]

>>28433157
Head over to /pmg/ and we will explain everything to you friend.

[Anonymous No.28439746]

>>28433938
just caught onto this as well. it is fucking stable at 10.00 easy, imagine 10xing on doomsday with your whole pot