/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28429065]

>gf made me sell my 1 btc held since $400 so that we could build a luxury doghouse for her 2 pitbulls

I don't feel so good watching the price go up like this

[Anonymous No.28429135]

>>28429065
>for her 2 pitbulls

Are you one of them? Because you sound like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.28429208]

>gf made me
Faggot
>pitbulls
Confirmed faggot and LARP.

[Anonymous No.28429268]

>>28429065
>letting your gf make any financial decisions
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28429282]

>>28429065
never talk to me or my wife's son ever again

[Anonymous No.28429316]

>>28429065
seriously? did this actually happen to you. dont let woman make financial decisions ever

[Anonymous No.28429339]

Way to treat your pit mommy right :)

[Anonymous No.28429353]

>>28429065
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Get out anon or just kys. 1. never tell anyone about your gains. 2. If a girl says she's a "pitbull mama" it means she already getting railed by tyrone down the street.

[Anonymous No.28429361]

>>28429065
this better be bait

[Anonymous No.28429453]

>>28429065
>gf made me sell my stack to buy a solid gold cock cage to wear while she fucks Jamal
Am I still gonna make it bros?

[Anonymous No.28429516]

>>28429065
If it’s any consolation that luxury dog house is the closest thing to real estate you’ll ever own

[Anonymous No.28429615]

>my gf

[Anonymous No.28429633]

>>28429065
>gf made me
If this isn’t a bait larp you should kill the shitbulls then kys immediately

[Anonymous No.28429697]

I'm 90% sure most losers here would sell the majority of their portfolio to please some girl if there was even a small chance they'd get laid

[Anonymous No.28429790]

>>28429065
This is a decent larp atleast. If somehow real buy $ROPE

[Anonymous No.28429826]

I enjoy seeing pitbulls get killed

[Anonymous No.28429926]

>>28429065
lol a little too much to be believable

[Anonymous No.28430123]

>>28429453
>she fucks
Still can't get over how feminist actually managed to make "fuck" an active verb for women, too. Back in the day, it were men fucking women, and women were getting fucked (in the passive voice). I mean, can you imagine Jamal pounding his girlfriend while he (Jamal) screams "Oh yeah, fuck me harder"? Even if she rode him, it would be ridiculous. But maybe I'm just old. Maybe that's what already happens in porn and the young men who were raised in a feminized society don't see anything wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.28430245]

>>28430123

[Anonymous No.28430505]

>>28429065
>her 2 pitbulls
How does it feel to taste dog cum every time you kiss her?

[Anonymous No.28430532]

>>28429697
you overestimate our intelligence
had the perfect gf while being poor
started to trade crypto to give her a good life
got too obsessed with it
became impossible to live with
millionaire now, and perfect gf went away to fuck randos half my age and twice my age

[Anonymous No.28430872]

>>28430532
That's called being functionally autistic. I'm a literal retard who's been buying crypto for 8 years now. I don't know what a blockchain is and I've never read a whitepaper

[Anonymous No.28430941]

>>28429135
fuckin gotteeem

[Anonymous No.28431687]

>things that never happened

[Anonymous No.28431721]

>>28430123
who cares

[Anonymous No.28432070]

>>28429065
>pitbull gf

dude you gotta get out now

[Anonymous No.28432244]

>>28429065
shes fucking the dogs

[Anonymous No.28432341]

>>28429065
Be thankful your girlfriend's boyfriend didn't make you sell it sooner... I'm ashamed anon

[Anonymous No.28432418]

>>28429065
>pitbulls
larp aside, is there a worse pet to have?

[Anonymous No.28432452]

>>28429065
I've found that liking pitbulls is the surest sign of absolute mental degeneracy there is. The men who do are all low IQ losers. The women who do are all trashy and/or BPD.

No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.28432550]

>>28430123
>t. has only ever been with starfish

[Anonymous No.28432566]

>>28430872
Holy basedamoli. Its okay anon, the whole whitepaper and "future potential/ good project" thing is a meme. It doesnt really matter what the crypto does, it probably wont ever actually be useful. Its only use is to make money.

[Anonymous No.28432602]

>>28429065

>$45,000 luxury dog

You mean a mother in law suite for Jerome and Tyrone to live in?

[Anonymous No.28432669]

>>28429065
i'll take one for "things that never happened", Alex?

[Anonymous No.28432724]

poison the dogs and make your bitch sleep outside

[Anonymous No.28432747]

If not larp, how many bitcoin do you own?

[Anonymous No.28432783]

>>28429135

[Anonymous No.28433811]

>>28432418
Cobra

[Anonymous No.28434193]

>>28429065
Holy shit you are on another level

[Anonymous No.28434291]

>>28429065
Men are wired to produce resources
Women are wired to consume resources

[Anonymous No.28435319]

>>28432747
This was my only coin.

[Anonymous No.28436919]

>>28429065
>voluntarily spending time with a pit mommy at all
I'm very sorry OP but not making it is a biological fact of your life. You are unable to make it on a genetic level.
If you wish to improve the human race, you should secretly film her having sex with the dogs in the luxury doghouse (she definitely does this), use the video to ruin her life, then leave and become a monk at a monastery that makes expensive alcohol. They will only give you menial tasks because you aren't very smart, but it's honest work

[Anonymous No.28437469]

those pitbulls are going to get you in a lot of trouble
they are the nigger breed for a resaon