/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28418288]

What should I tell her /biz/ (if I match with her)?

[Anonymous No.28418395]

Sage virgin

[Anonymous No.28418434]

>>28418288
Tell her you buy high and sell low, so she knows right off the bat that she meets your high standards but will dump her immediately once she starts getting fat, old, and ugly

[Anonymous No.28418435]

>>28418288
shorting women over 16 is a fool proof way to make it

[Anonymous No.28418439]

ayy bby u wan sum fuk

[Anonymous No.28418464]

>>28418288
ask her if she invests in ligma

>"hey sexy, do you invest in ligma?"
>"what's ligma?"
>"ligma nuts"

[Anonymous No.28418488]

>>28418288
lmao our entire infrastructure is about to crash isn't it. 2021 off to a great start

[Anonymous No.28418521]

>>28418288
Tell her to buy Graph before it’s too late

[Anonymous No.28418525]

>>28418288
>tell her about hedgies backed by the federal reserve and how fiat backed stocks are worthless compared with POW, POS and trustless crypto
>tell her about $SLV and $PSLV against the valuation and scarcity of gold
>tell her to buy $AMC, $NOK and $BB

[Anonymous No.28418534]

>>28418288
tell her stocks are rigged and for chumps, buy crypto instead

[Anonymous No.28418566]

>>28418288
Tell her to buy Reef

[Anonymous No.28418575]

>>28418288
Tell her you’re going to teach her a out the classic pump and dump

[Anonymous No.28418588]

>>28418288
Something like this

[Anonymous No.28418598]

>>28418288
kek, not even matched. "i'll tell you about the stock market if i get a free sub to your only fans account."

[Anonymous No.28418620]

>>28418288
she fat and probably stinks as well, why would you want to match with her?