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28413193 No.28413193 [Reply] [Original]

Bro's I have a plan. MY portfolio is mooning im tempted to sell...the temptation is OVERWHELMING right nowl so i decided today i needed to commit a crime and go to prison for a bit

MY portfolio mooned the last 48 hours

600k GRT
1.2 Million AMP
400k XLM
25k Hoge

Im up 300% but i want to be up 3000% and never have to work again.

Lets hear your ideas for what could get 3-4 months in county

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>> No.28413515

>>28413193
Send it all to me for safekeeping.

>> No.28413736

>>28413515
no i just want ideas for 3-4 months in county.

Im in florida btw

>> No.28414689

Punch a homeless man

>> No.28414798

Volunteer for two seasons of 60 days in

>> No.28414969

>>28414689
I like it!

>> No.28415076

>>28414969
actually i love it.

Heading out RN. gonna pack my valuables up and drop em off at my parents.

Thanks bros

>> No.28415176

>>28413193
>>XLM
You deserve Prison.

>> No.28415225

volunteer on a kibutz that has no internet, you won't be able to sell, and you'll make contacts with jews to make more money later

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28415307

>>28415076
Anytime

>> No.28415491

>>28413193
If you sold you could buy a house with fiat and use the rest to day trade, why not take your profits?
You could even sell everything but GRT and delegate the GRT. That's a stable $1000+ a month. from delegating alone.

>> No.28415511

>>28413193
>400k XLM
>25k Hoge
retard

>> No.28415690

>>28413193
Just vacation in a foreign country for a month. You'll be forced to stay a month in a quarantine hotel when your arrive and another when you come back to your country.

>> No.28415823

>>28413736
Hello, fellow based Florida man.
Do not go to prison.... take a temp oil rigging job out west... do a couple years and leave everything in a hardware wallet. You’ll have a huge cash stockpile while you can continuously invest while working and your existing stash will explode within a couple years.

The market is going to tank after stimulus checks get pumped into it though. 3-4 months will only cost you money.