[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 9 KB, 207x243, irs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
28413070 No.28413070 [Reply] [Original]

bippity boppity your gains are my property

>> No.28413268
File: 261 KB, 888x894, 1589557362212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
28413268

sorry bucko got no gains to give

>> No.28413395

>>28413070
sorry bucko but as long as systemic racism exists, you wont be getting paid.

>> No.28413483
File: 8 KB, 225x225, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
28413483

>>28413070
shit bruh i lost all my bitcoin stock n efferiums when my crib burned down

>> No.28413507
File: 1005 KB, 1360x701, Screenshot from 2021-02-11 10-52-58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
28413507

>>28413268
Another boating incident, anon?

>> No.28413539

>>28413070
what?

>> No.28413616

>>28413395
You don't earn enough to be taxed.

>> No.28413822

>>28413483
Sorry to hear, will provide gibs soon.

>> No.28413929

>>28413070
Only took like 2 dollars off my refund since the standard deduction shields poor wagies like me

>> No.28414181

>>28413070
hmm, is there some kind of crypto that can't be traced like others? if so, you'd be stupid not to buy

>> No.28414254

>>28414181
XMR

>> No.28416140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ZfMMZIJJM

>> No.28416469

>>28413070
Oh no. Sorry I lost my transaction history. I really liked Monero, and I wanted a new wallet with this cool site called blockfolio, but then I lost my Metamask password. I think it was hacked. Can't trust those hardware wallets. Bad software. I just have this one huge balance in this new wallet with virtually no transaction history.
BTW my lawyer says not to talk to you without immunity, and we're willing to pay a small fine, anything else and we take it to court.

>> No.28416584
File: 16 KB, 249x249, 1612456219161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
28416584

>>28413507
scheduled yearly, fren

>> No.28416768

>>28413070

Ah jeeeez, dooood. I only got like, 6 dollas

>> No.28416779

>>28413070
lost them in a boating accident

>> No.28416906

>>28416469

Kek, the IRS literally treats it all as gains if that’s the case.

>> No.28417050

>tfw broker does all the work for me
I don’t care about taxes so long as I don’t have to stress about it (like I did when I dipped my fingers into crypto)

>> No.28417094

>>28416906
Treating as a one time capital gains tax will save me money vs reporting it every year. And when you have legal representation you typically pay far less. No different from a bankruptcy filing honestly.

>> No.28417440

>>28413070
Stocks? I would never! Crypto? What's that? I have a really common name, you've clearly gotten me mixed up with someone else. Run along now, little glownigger!