/cmg/ comfy market general

[Anonymous No.28384311]

Es em gee, but you don't have to strap in.

Looks like the newfag wave just won't stop.

[Anonymous No.28384414]

Sneedful is going to be just as bad or worse as the GME influx. Difference is their balance sheet is a joke.

[Anonymous No.28384442]

Penny stock, but damn if GTE isn't the comfiest stock

[Anonymous No.28384526]

>BOGDABOT REPORT (past 96 hours) February 11, 4:54:
#1: CRBP. Mentions: 657. Sentiment: -3%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #1 (+0)
#2: SNDL. Mentions: 468. Sentiment: +1%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #2 (+0)
#3: GME. Mentions: 432. Sentiment: -9%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #3 (+0)
#4: PLTR. Mentions: 288. Sentiment: +0%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #6 (+2!)
#5: CLF. Mentions: 276. Sentiment: -8%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #5 (+0)
#6: SOXL. Mentions: 240. Sentiment: -4%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #8 (+2!)
#7: GTE. Mentions: 211. Sentiment: -1%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #4 (-3)
#8: NOK. Mentions: 182. Sentiment: -7%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #11 (+3!)
#9: AQB. Mentions: 176. Sentiment: -11%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #15 (+6!) (SELL)
#10: CTRM. Mentions: 167. Sentiment: -5%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #7 (-3)

why is the bot always wrong edition

[Anonymous No.28384553]

>>28384442
Why is it popping off tho? Random pumps are absolutely not comfy.

[Anonymous No.28384576]

#11: TQQQ. Mentions: 161. Sentiment: +0%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #20 (+9!)
#12: OCGN. Mentions: 161. Sentiment: +5%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #24 (+12!)
#13: TSM. Mentions: 144. Sentiment: -2%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #21 (+8!)
#14: WIMI. Mentions: 142. Sentiment: +1%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #10 (-4)
#15: BILI. Mentions: 140. Sentiment: +4%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #14 (-1)
#16: UUUU. Mentions: 132. Sentiment: -1%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #27 (+11!)
#17: AMC. Mentions: 128. Sentiment: -11%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #22 (+5!) (SELL)
#18: CRSR. Mentions: 125. Sentiment: +10%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #18 (+0) (BUY)
#19: AEZS. Mentions: 125. Sentiment: +2%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #9 (-10)
#20: MOON. Mentions: 123. Sentiment: +0%. Place -48 Hours Ago: #26 (+6!)

[Anonymous No.28384593]

>cuck market general

[Anonymous No.28384670]

>>28384553
idk, just feeling bretty comfy looking at the PM pump and crab routine of the past few days

[Anonymous No.28384693]

>>28384526
>>28384576
The screenshot format was way better. You are also distorting your own results.

>>28384670
If it can go up for no reason, it can fall down for no reason.

[Anonymous No.28384808]

>>28384693
I don't doubt it senpai, it's just good feelings for me at this point

[Anonymous No.28384966]

Soooo, does anyone have a pick that has potential and is not at an ATH currently? smg is flooded with the most retarded picks. It's so bad that even leddit DD posts are better.

[Anonymous No.28385057]

>>28384414
The worst thing is is that SNDL is just pumped because of the ongoing TLRY faggotry. (Like AMC riding on the GMEME wave)

[Anonymous No.28385318]

>>28384693
okay

[Anonymous No.28385416]

>>28384966
I'm still very bullish on NET. 1-2 year hold, at the leading edge of what they're doing and big demand for their growth sector, which is secure cloud access.

I also like the companies way of working, it sits well within the tech sector and lets them innovate without the traditional silos/technical debt that burden the likes of MS, Cisco et al.

[Anonymous No.28385431]

>>28384526
can i ask vaguely how you define or find sentiment? is it simply looking for the word buy, sell, hold, etc in the post/replies or do you have a word list for positive, neutral and negative i.e. if someone says X stock is shit or Y stock is going to pump?

[Anonymous No.28385635]

>>28385416
I'm just wondering why they are net negative with that much sales growth YoY. Are they pulling an Amazon?

[Anonymous No.28385805]

>>28385635
Interestingly Amazon (AWS) is actually one of their biggest clients accounting for 6% of revenue, but yes you could put it that way, I think they have huge growth potential.

Earnings call today after close, take a look at their recent deck: https://cloudflare.net/files/doc_downloads/Presentations/2020/q3/NET-Q3'20-Investor-Presentation.pdf

[Anonymous No.28387206]

>>28385431
currently, it uses NLP-JS which has a sentiment analyzer that i didnt make. i dont know how it works, only that it is used to determine if reviews on a product seem "good" or "bad" from the text in the review. i dont know how it does it. but i am making my own tuned to biz-speak which will work essentially how you described

[Anonymous No.28387212]

We gon' die.

[Anonymous No.28387262]

>>28385431
and my custom one should be working in a few hours i think. it will not be based on logic and math, but instead on "digits" and memes

[Anonymous No.28387322]

what is SNDL end game do I take profit on open?
also any good tickers today?

[Anonymous No.28387359]

>>28387322
Look at their balance sheet and honestly ask yourself if they're worth $4bn....

[Anonymous No.28387380]

>>28387359
this is a clown market that shit doesn't matter only reddit and what the news says matters kek

[Anonymous No.28387397]

>>28387262
I'm pretty sure you need a custom dictionary for /biz/ sentiment analysis. The grammar is not exactly english, and words are completely different (e.g. nigger is completely neutral, as is fucking, but "bobo" is not)

It's be interesting to link responses to specific posts too, so you can get a better understanding when there are just random ticker mentions to which everyone replies "what a faggot".

[Anonymous No.28387458]

>>28387380
Obviously you should hold until it reaches $100 a share then.

[Anonymous No.28387575]

Do you know of any broker where you can set up something like "scripted orders"? E.g. I'd love to set up a stop loss that sells the stock on the stop, but immediately places a buy order too, to rebuy if it was just a small crash.

Or do I really have to do it with IBKR API access?

[Anonymous No.28387619]

>>28385057
This is all bullshit. I can’t believe all of this shit. It gives me anxiety. I‘m a poorfag with 1k to invest and got out of all my meme positions lately. Would’ve made me good money but now I’m just fucked. I threw all my money at KTOS and WKHS which also feels wrong at this point. Thinking about going all in on GEVO. But I really don’t know. I hate what reddit did to the market. "New Paradigm“ fat sell signal. I hate being who I am right now. So much seems to be just about the attitude and not about fundamentals. A good friend of mine is really fucking dumb and made a lot of money gambling on shitcoins which gives him a lot of confidence based on nothing, just the hollow meme energy. Now he applies these strategies of "just hodl“ to trading stocks. I feel like I’m never gmi because I’m neither dumb enough nor really clever. Just of average intelligence - the stock market made me realize. So what can someone like me do? "Know your stocks“ shall lead me the way but in peak clown market nothing matters it seems like. Just buy some good stocks and don’t look at my broker anymore? What are good stocks to hold through the recession? Just be all cash at this point? Only come to /smg/ AH or during the weekends? I’m desperate. This whole thing gets to me. Throw more money at good stock picks now? I could put more money in but is it really the right time? Put money in and just start buying the dips? Not having enough money to buy the established, good companies like TSM gets to me too. Holding 10 TSM seems like a joke. 50 GEVO. Fuck me. "Get a job" fuck

[Anonymous No.28387882]

>>28387575
What if it dumps after you rebuy?

[Anonymous No.28388000]

>>28387619
>Thinking about going all in on GEVO.
>going into stocks when they are already at least +50% from their price floor
No wonder you have anxiety.

Is your 1k something you can lose without breaking a sweat? If not, don't do it. Scared money doesn't make money.

Either calm the fuck down or just stick to DCAing into TQQQ. It is 10-30% a month, which is plenty.

>>28387882
I guess the new buy order would also come with a stop loss. But with a final one if the proper dump happens within a short enough time-frame. I'd be willing to reset it like a breaker every once in a while

[Anonymous No.28388129]

>>28388000
I can totally afford to lose it. I‘m a eurofag though. Can‘t trade leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.28388279]

>>28388129
I'm in europe too. I just bought a shitton of QQQ3.

If you can lose it then why get worked up so much. If you would like the casino experience, treat it like a casino and go apeshit. If not, just be content with slow and consistent growers. You cannot have your cake and eat it too.

[Anonymous No.28388413]

>>28384311
Weed stocks look good. Not only is their high demand once its legalized but its a huge meme.

[Anonymous No.28388515]

>tuesday: sell crypto miner gains for AMD
>wednesday: sell AMD for a little profit and buy back miners in a 10% dip
>mfw today those miners are up again
How is this so easy?

[Anonymous No.28388620]

>>28388515
Why not just outright buy BTC with leverage? It's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.28388666]

>>28388515
Let's hope this new paradigm runs for a little longer before we let the bobo's loose.

[Anonymous No.28388734]

>>28388620
Hassle of moving money from my broker to where ever I buy leveraged BTC.
I want to switch it in seconds to other stocks if I see something

[Anonymous No.28389721]

>>28384576
You should check in 24h intervals. A lot can happen in 48 hours

[Anonymous No.28389842]

>>28387397
>nigger and fucking are neutral worlds but bobo is not
I don’t think anyone has ever described 4chan so accurately and yet so concisely

[Anonymous No.28390225]

cmg is not beint comfy at all today

[Anonymous No.28390297]

>>28390225
You can help that by participating in the discussion instead of whining.

[Anonymous No.28390359]

>>28390225
Or just post Apus, idk.

[Anonymous No.28390513]

So are my dudeweed shorts gonna print today? I bet they are
Or maybe I just get the call

[Anonymous No.28390541]

>>28390359

[Anonymous No.28390765]

had to sell my SNDL @2.40 after that massive dip yesterday. got to wait for my longs to recover now till i can take more risks again.

[Anonymous No.28390879]

>>28390513
The market can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.28391605]

>>28390359

[Anonymous No.28392460]

hello???

[Anonymous No.28392501]

Can oil go back down to test 35-40? Thanks

[Anonymous No.28392525]

>>28392460
Hello this is fren department. How may we direct your call?

[Anonymous No.28392536]

>>28392460
Bonjour

[Anonymous No.28392614]

Comfy friends I think you should take a look at the situation with BBBY.
There's some decent profit to be made, probably nothing special but still, yesterday closed at $29 and the price target has been updated to $38.
There's no hype or shit like that I just been following this for some time.
Peace.

[Anonymous No.28392646]

>>28392536

[Anonymous No.28392988]

If Lumposting is avatarfagging, is Apu posting avatarfagging?

[Anonymous No.28393137]

>>28392988
It's more like a signature move, maybe?
You really don't see it much outside of these generals.

[Anonymous No.28393231]

>>28392614
I took the breakout trade on BBBY before the short squeeze shit happened and I think that completely fucked it over. But as long as it stays above the trendline (roughly 26.5) from the beginning of feb I'm pretty sure we're gonna retest ~40, going under 26 would be bad though. There is a buy area at 27.60-27 that gives you a nice and tight stop loss though

[Anonymous No.28393859]

>>28392988
can't be avatarfagging when everyone is apu

[Anonymous No.28394545]

Best ETFs for euros and brits? I wish I could trade US ETFs.

Looking at QQQ3/EQQQ which roughly mirrors the US TQQQ. Also looking at VUSA which mirrors vanguard 500.

[Anonymous No.28394658]

>my new broker finally verified me
AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE

[Anonymous No.28394675]

>>28394545
does your broker not offer the stock?

[Anonymous No.28394710]

>>28394545
I hold QQQ3 currently. It was NASD before (basically qqq), and VUSD before that when I was more scared (basically SPY).
These are all denominated in USD, which is great, because I don't have to worry about conversion when I want to rotate.

[Anonymous No.28395311]

>>28394675
The EU in its infinate wisdom came up with a new bunch of red tape regulations & paper work (PRIIPs) needed for ETF's to which most US based ETF's didnt bother to comply with, not surprisingly.

[Anonymous No.28395375]

>JPMorgan Says Commodities May Have Just Begun a New Supercycle

https://www.bloombergquint.com/markets/j-p-morgan-sees-commodity-supercycle-already-kicking-off

[Anonymous No.28395410]

>>28394710
Nice. What kind of broker do you use? I use shitty trading 212 but I want to swap to something else due to the GME stuff.

Also how much of your portfolio is in the ETF?

[Anonymous No.28395581]

I mamaged to buy Boqii dip thanks to yesterdays crash, even averaged down. Too bad I didn't get in at 8 tho.

Tell me anons. BQ has a yearly revenue of 150m and is valued at 900m. Sure, it doesn't turn a profit yet but is the evaluation that bad when it has 34% year to year growth?

[Anonymous No.28395616]

Comfybros, I'm working on a comfy screener. Still some work to do, this one shows stocks that have gone up >4% for 8 of the last 11 weeks.

[Anonymous No.28395724]

>>28395410
IBKR

My portoflio is
10% LCTX
10% FREQ
10% AQB
15% GEVO
20% REGI
35% QQQ3

And some for-fun options like pic related.

[Anonymous No.28395838]

Did anyone else get in on GEVO in the stock offering? I was expecting comfy gains but it's really flying much quicker than I expected, didn't even take much of a hit on that dip yesterday. Ordinarily I'd think about taking some profits but I think I'm just going to see this one out...

[Anonymous No.28395886]

>>28395311
I do kind of understand why they don't allow stuff like TQQQ because there's a lot of retail investors that doesn't understand leverage, but at the same time.. what about CFD trading and penny stocks? You could argue they are just as risky if not more risky. Fucking EU boomers

[Anonymous No.28395986]

>>28395616
My comfy screener on finviz is simply:

At least 10% YoY sales growth in the last 5 years
>1B market cap
<10 P/E
>15% price increase in the last 6 months

And then filter by sector. IF something looks meme enough, it's a buy. I found REGI this way, and it is my comfiest hold.

>>28395838
GEVO not going down in the crashlet yesterday is very bullish. It will go up and at most start crabbing down. It won't plunge for sure.

[Anonymous No.28396154]

>>28395886
Yeah you can trade 20x S&P 500 CFDs in Europe

>>28395986
Right now I only have Yahoo's daily stock prices, so no filtering by market cap yet. For me the important part is that unlike most screeners that give you the option to set a gain limit between two different times this one is for many iterations if a given period, so you can look for consistent gains.

[Anonymous No.28396226]

>>28395986
hmm, good point, if it starts to crab I'll take some profits. My cost basis is $8.40 so I'm approaching 100% returns soon.

[Anonymous No.28396451]

>>28396154
I'm using a brokerage that allows me to increase my leverage to 500x kek'd

[Anonymous No.28396582]

>>28395724
>AQB

[Anonymous No.28396626]

>>28396154
>>28396451
How the hell do you make money off leveraged CFDs?

[Anonymous No.28396734]

>>28396451
Great if you want the ultimate double or nothing play
>put $10,000 on the account
>go all in 500x
>either get margin called or make +$10,000 in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.28396797]

I've noticed the weed pumps all happen at the beginning of the session and then begin declining through the rest of the day, what could cause this?

[Anonymous No.28397001]

>>28396582
I hold it ironically. I bought the offering dip, it usually goes up 10-20% in 1-2 weeks after an offering. I'll just sell it then, whatever the price will be.

>>28396797
Retail FOMO on opening bell, and then profit taking by others?

[Anonymous No.28397041]

>>28384526
>why is the bot always wrong edition
Haha TLRY could've made you a little by EoD if you bought yesterday morning but the other one with a STRONG BUY was flat.

[Anonymous No.28397074]

>>28396626
day trading
if you had a 53% win rate trade with a 1:1 profit loss ratio that you could do many times per day you could make immense amounts of money by compounding
which is the definitive proof consistent day trading is a meme

[Anonymous No.28397121]

>>28396626
Pick something extra duper super sure and go halfway in. For instance a few weeks ago I put $500 on a CFD account, took $275 to get 5x $PACB (so $1375 worth) and since PACB went up from $34 to $50 since then at open my account will be worth around ~$1200.

Once I used barely $200 to get AMC at $4.92, the next day it was at $16 a share, I had like $2,200 profit from that alone. Then I sent back my original money to play only with house money, bought more reddit memes and went from $4,000 to $36 overnight lmao. That's why you have to be extra sure.

[Anonymous No.28397166]

>>28396797
>pumps all happen at the beginning of the session and then begin declining
What are you smoking literally just the opposite for SNDL, CRBP, ACB, and others. Just look at the charts lmao

[Anonymous No.28397266]

morning frens

[Anonymous No.28397356]

OHNONONONONONONO WEEDBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.28397471]

>>28397266
Morning Fren. Fianceé has just baked some banana bread so I get to enjoy that with my cobbee.

[Anonymous No.28397548]

>>28397074
With 53% win trade, you would trade 6% of your money (look up kelly criterion), so your average profits per trade would be around 0.36%. You would have to do a shitton of trades to have "immense amounts".

[Anonymous No.28397551]

>>28396626
I mean it's pretty much like options (since options are not allowed in EU either), shares gets cheaper but risk is higher and there's no time tied to it like with weekly options or whatever. CFDs are actually better than options in most ways, but since CFDs comes with shit like spread it equals out

>>28396734
Yeah it's insane, I have only seen one person use 500x leverage and he always used super tight stop losses day trading S&P (for example entry at 3922, stop at 3916), suuuper tight range

[Anonymous No.28397628]

>>28397471
very nice fren sounds like a top morning

[Anonymous No.28397757]

>sold SNDL $1.5c on monday

[Anonymous No.28397836]

>>28397266
Morning. Got some coffee on.

[Anonymous No.28397839]

What did $COL mean by this?

[Anonymous No.28397842]

>>28397551
Options are most definitely allowed in Europe. You maybe just have a shit broker.

CFDs are absolutely retarded, they always have infinite downside, unlike options.

[Anonymous No.28397855]

>>28397551
I looked into how to daytrade S&P 500 with 20x leverage and concluded that basically unless the market is pumping and you time it well it's not possible to reliably make a gain since the S&P 500 intraday kind of does a random walk, so any trend might reverse at any time. So the money you'd gain from it occasionally going in the right direction and staying that way would barely make up for all the times (the majority of the time) that you cross your stop loss.

[Anonymous No.28397940]

>>28397548
There are 300 business days in a year. With a yearly 108% of consistent profits placing one trade a day starting with something like 10k dollars it would compound to 10 million in 10 years
There would be prop firms on every corner throwing money at autistic college kids if that was possible

[Anonymous No.28397951]

That's it, I'm going to put everything into sndl and fire.

[Anonymous No.28398043]

>>28397839
lmao that's a thing of beauty.

[Anonymous No.28398099]

>>28397842
Many CFD brokers have negative account protection which means if you end up with negative profits it gets reset to 0
So you only put into your account what you're willing to lose and you're good. stop losses help too but those sometimes gap obviously

[Anonymous No.28398312]

>>28397842
>infinite downside
it's not infinite, and besides you usually get margin called when you're 50% down, which limits how much loss you can go through. With CFDs you just have to be very careful with how you handle losses (basically bail at the first sight of things not going your way), if you're following a solid pump on one stock and sell the top well enough it's fine. You also don't have to go all in and you can diversify to hedge against downsides, but obviously if the whole market dumps you might get fucked. If you do things right you can also double compound which is when you buy more as your gains make more capital available, but obviously that's risky.

Anyway it's fun to have a secondary CFD account for when you're confident and potentially want to turn a few hundreds of play money into a lot more quickly, and get more out of stocks that aren't very volatile (definitely don't use CFDs on volatile memes unless it's for like 10 minutes).

[Anonymous No.28398875]

Just put stoplosses on my weed stocks. I might miss a chance to go to the moon if line goes zigzag, but at least my gains are safe.

[Anonymous No.28398895]

im long term bearish on the market, but I don't want to fight the fed. all I do now is trade 0dte SPX vertical spreads which is working well for me, but that cuts out another two days of the market for me.
i already hated weekends

[Anonymous No.28399210]

>>28398875
>stoplosses
More like take losses. How many times do people have to get fucked by stoplosses to stop using them? Use price alerts.

[Anonymous No.28399780]

man /smg/ is still a complete shit show. How long will this go on?

[Anonymous No.28399917]

>>28399780
as long as there isn't a 6 month bear market

[Anonymous No.28399931]

>>28399780
hopefully forever so we can stay /comfy/ and actually discuss investing

[Anonymous No.28400297]

>>28399210
I already made between +30% and +150% on these stocks. I only started trading this month, and I'm not confident on how I will handle the oncoming shitstorm while WFH, especially if someone starts a Zoom meeting or something. I just keep one stock free moving for experimental purposes.
I want to ride the meme wave, but I also value comfiness and security.

[Anonymous No.28400305]

>>28399780
I'm pretty sure the actual retards will be weeded out in the next 1-2 months in all the PnDs going on.
The ADHD children will get back to crypto soon enough too.

[Anonymous No.28400355]

>>28399780
once another correction appears and they sell the bottom

[Anonymous No.28400457]

>>28387619
APHA still at a discount IMO... assuming the TERLY and APHA merger go though APHA turns into 0.8xx TRLY shares. If Market holds APHA should be worth around $50, trading at about a 50% discount right now. But don't listen to me I'm retarded and my math is probably wrong.

[Anonymous No.28400470]

>>28397842
I'm pretty sure they issued a ban on options, I heard that you can simply use specific brokers to bypass the ban but I never bothered looking into it so you're probably right. How does it have infinite downside? Where does that idea even come from? If you trade CFD's on a brokerage located in the mountains of Pakistan, then yeah expect to get fucked anon

[Anonymous No.28400490]

>>28399780
One might expect that something with that much traffic would eventually experience people splitting off and creating their own generals, but that's what we did, kek.

[Anonymous No.28400749]

It's showtime, friends.
Early dump and business as usual, best of luck today.

[Anonymous No.28401042]

fuckin lol SNDL

[Anonymous No.28401125]

>>28401042
everyone with a brain sold at open, probably gonna buy the dip though

[Anonymous No.28401148]

got paper handed and sold 3 out of my 4 short weed positions with 2% profit each before it halted kek

[Anonymous No.28401259]

APHA going fucking nuts right now with a 15% dip at open....

[Anonymous No.28401305]

got rid of my last short feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.28401508]

>>28399780
Until the reddit refugees get bored of losing their money.... by the time I finish reading 3 posts the thread is at limit. Literally unsuable.

[Anonymous No.28401512]

>>28387322
>>28387380
Wonder if this guy took profit on open... did you Anon?

[Anonymous No.28401574]

>>28401042
Damn, weedbro stocks got hammered

[Anonymous No.28401593]

>>28400297
Doesn't matter, don't use stoplosses, being in the green is no excuse to let yourself get algo'd.

[Anonymous No.28401667]

I've got a statistical arbitrage idea -> short russell 2000 long SPY
do you think that would work?

[Anonymous No.28401722]

>>28400457
That's only if TLRY doesn't freefall back down to $25. If IV wasn't so insane, I'd buy a call-put pairs for these two. Then again, so would everybody else, so I'm pretty sure profit is impossible there.

[Anonymous No.28401729]

What do I spend my last $400 on? CRPB? CTRM?

[Anonymous No.28401791]

>>28401574
get in on the APHA train.... been on since last week and up a ton. Upcoming merger with TRLY where each APHA share turns into 0.8 TRLY shares which should make each APHA share around $50 assuming market holds and merger goes through.

trading at $23 right now, was $16 last week.

[Anonymous No.28401932]

>>28401667
>short russell 2000 long SPY
>why yes I'm going to short what went up +43% in 4 months while longing the one that went up only 14%
where'd you get such a clever idea?

[Anonymous No.28401942]

>>28401791
>shilling tops
anon this is /cmg/

[Anonymous No.28401996]

>>28401722
that is what will probably happen but I'll hold my APHA @ $15 and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.28402045]

>>28401667
Whenever you find a seemingly easy arbitrage idea, there's a 99% chance you are wrong, unless you have some very specific reason, or little-known information.
There is a whole financial sector hunting for all kinds of arbitrages.

>>28401932
>stocks went up, so they must come down now

>>28401996
Feel free to lose money on leddit PnDs.

[Anonymous No.28402343]

Hello frens. Comfy Green Day today for my ETF’s. God bless URTY, the eternal money printer.

[Anonymous No.28402460]

>>28401932
the russell has no business being that high anon
historically they always converged

[Anonymous No.28402541]

>>28402045
I don't see why you want to bet on small caps underperforming SPY when the opposite has been true for the last few months and even recently.

[Anonymous No.28402574]

>>28402045
Of course it's not a real arbitrage, it's a statistical arbitrage
The market isn't rational right now, there are too many people dumping their life savings into shitty small caps

[Anonymous No.28402679]

>>28402460
Shorting IWM and longing SPY is still a retarded idea. Even today you'd be in the red.

[Anonymous No.28402817]

>>28402343
Goddamn, russel2000 outperformed 3x Nasdaq 100? I never would've guessed.

>>28402460
The same goes for QQQ and TQQQ. Welcome to clown world.

>>28402541
I didn't say anything like that.

>>28402574
There is no such thing as a "statistical arbitrage".

>I flipped a coin 5 times.
>It was heads every time
>What are the chances it will be head the 6th try?

[Anonymous No.28403012]

the /smg/ tards are shilling penny stocks, dude weed stocks, and biopharma shitcoins THAT HAVE ALREADY PUMPED. shill me something good, i’m trying to decide if it’s worth dumping my PLUG shares because they’ve been flat for a month now

[Anonymous No.28403180]

>>28403012
LCTX and FREQ both coming out with results in 1-2 months. Solid previous phase. They will continue to grow in the meantime.

Or buy the AQB dip :^)

[Anonymous No.28403336]

>>28403012
Shoulda bought CLF on the share offering.

[Anonymous No.28403391]

>>28403012
$QD if you don't mind Chinese companies. It never recovered from the Covid dip and is very undervalued right now. (make sure to zoom out)

[Anonymous No.28403446]

>>28403012
I fucking love buying high, don't you?

[Anonymous No.28403633]

>>28402679
The CEO of Tastyworks is short the russell 2000, he shorted GME and SNDL too and has been a trader for like 40 years

>>28402817
A basic assumption of active investing is that you're smarter than the average money in the market.
QQQ and TQQQ is a different thing, QQQ's sharpe ratio is so high that it makes a 3x ETF kinda worth holding

[Anonymous No.28403654]

>>28403336
I'm seriously considering buying 50 shares now. I think it can be worth 30 in a few months. But I'm split between that and AMRS or GEVO

[Anonymous No.28403686]

>>28402817
>russel2000 outperformed 3x Nasdaq 100?
I told you, it's IWM > power gap > SPY > QQQ. The era of the small caps is upon us, large caps are too overvalued and bloated.

[Anonymous No.28403798]

>>28403633
>he shorted GME and SNDL too
oh ok so he's a retard who hasn't caught up to what's actually happening in the present
>hurr in my 40 years large caps have consistently outperformed small caps
>it's the market who is wrong

[Anonymous No.28403843]

>>28403012
>shitcoins
anon i think you might be lost

[Anonymous No.28403862]

>>28403654
It's a relatively low risk play for relatively high reward, I can't see it getting much lower anytime soon and they are going to blowout earnings. Don't let that insufferable spammer put you off it. God I hate him.

[Anonymous No.28404001]

>>28403012
PLUG is actually still looking like it wants to go higher. Rejected 75 (where I had a short not to brag or anything) and is currently holding above 60 which is great, so depending on your current position you could just sell if it closes under 60. If the market doesn't take a shit it wouldn't surprise me if it breaks out tomorrow or early next week

[Anonymous No.28404045]

>>28403862
that's how I'm feeling too. I shouldn't let another spammer put me off of making money. The other two are a little riskier and have been on too much of a run lately, while CLF has broken upwards after a downtrend with good things ahead. I may pull the trigger if we get another decent dip today

[Anonymous No.28404068]

>>28403686
I guess this is because of memestock effect (which are basically all russel2000) of the clown market.
I was wondering where should I put my money not to be affected by big tech shit too much, thanks for the tip.

Your reasoning is still absolutely retarded tho.

>>28403654
GEVO will consistently go up in the foreseeable future becasue of the Great Green Leap Forward and Biden hypes. It's gonna 2x when the first govt contract comes in and they start building Net Zero 2.

I don't see that much of a Catalyst for AMRS. According to Glassdoor, they are very disorganized.

[Anonymous No.28404078]

>>28403798
>oh ok so he's a retard who hasn't caught up to what's actually happening in the present
He was right tough. He shorted it during the retarded pump and won.

[Anonymous No.28404090]

>>28403391
i zoomed out and it seems like they were on the decline even before covid and the virus just gave them the rest.
anyways just but 800 shares because i'm bullish on china for whatever reason. also got back into BABA today solely for the zooming out reason as well

[Anonymous No.28404127]

Will TSM ever dump again

[Anonymous No.28404275]

>>28404001
i probably needed to see this, i’ve just been impatient with PLUG and the fact that it’s stayed where it’s at now for so long is impressive, it’s just extremely annoying seeing a $10 rally that just ends up crabbing back down to $60
>>28403843
a lot of biopharma stocks act like shitcoins

[Anonymous No.28404307]

>>28404045
I think GEVO or CLF are both solid picks. I actually picked up both at the share offering dip.

[Anonymous No.28404357]

>>28403633
based learning from the masters anon.
>>28403798
>founder of tastyworks and thinkorswim is a retard
>my experience since march makes me an expert just buy reddit memestocks bro

[Anonymous No.28404578]

>>28404357
We've been in a clown market with clown rules since march tbqf. As long as these rules hold, the experience is valid, and old-thought experienced traders must adapt or be called a retard.

[Anonymous No.28404759]

>>28404307
I should've pulled the trigger after the offering too. I almost bought the day of it and almost got bogged. it has recovered nicely since. GEVO would be my 2nd pick over AMRS but I'm still unsure of splitting that 1k up over 2 stocks. I wish it was Friday so I could have the 3 day weekend to think about it. Though usually Fridays before holidays are red.

[Anonymous No.28404815]

>>28404578
I mean they lived through the 2000s bubble

[Anonymous No.28405120]

>>28401593
Well I did limit my gain loss with these stop losses anon, managed to cash out +20% profits, instead of half of that if I wouldn't have used them and sold now.
Fucking WSB retards triggering the correction when everything was going well. The best move would have been to sell yesterday and re-buy the dip, but alas you can never know.

[Anonymous No.28405339]

>>28404357
Even Warren Buffet is a retard now (see how long he took to get into Apple, basically when it was already too late). These old cunts don't fully understand what's happening, their thinking has too much inertia. But back to the original point, small caps are currently outperforming large caps by a lot, and I don't care what any old cunt says about it, shorting Russell 2000 right now or anytime since march is retarded. Small caps outperforming is possibly an unironic new paradigm.

>>28404078
ok if he shorted it at the top

[Anonymous No.28405781]

>>28404815
The 2000s bubble wasn't just a clown market desu, it was a clown industry. The market helped but ultimately the real problem was all these worthless companies that had nothing and even VCs who should have known better pumping them. Now the market is pretty wild but at least we tend to put money on companies that actually do something, even if most aren't profitable.

[Anonymous No.28405795]

>>28404815
Then they should know when we are at the top or not.

Pro tip: we aren't, because JPow is still the patron saint of gains.
People lost way more money trying to predict the crash than in the actual crash.

[Anonymous No.28405822]

>>28405339
not at the top because he got fucked when it went even higher but apparently he made some money off of it.
buffet I have a felling he doesn't give a shit about looking at 10Ks anymore and is just buying random shit to keep berkshire going. no idea what will happen to the company when he dies

[Anonymous No.28405969]

[Anonymous No.28405975]

>>28405795
How do you think they'll keep it going without going into negative rates? Buying even more corporate debt?

[Anonymous No.28406048]

>>28405975
He said they are prepared to buy stocks. Which is fucking scary, but this is what they said.

[Anonymous No.28406118]

MVIS just popped 50% after they announced their lidar, despite market being chockful of lidar companies. They're now valued high as vldr

Tell me this ain't a bubble

[Anonymous No.28406155]

>>28406048
Where did he said that? The Fed buying stocks for the first time would be a big deal

[Anonymous No.28406164]

>>28405969
I got that shit warning all day yesterday.

I actually interviewed to IBKR a year ago, but noped the fuck out when I met their devs and how learned how they do their development.
The office looked like it was from the early 2000s too. Just like their trading UI.

[Anonymous No.28406213]

How the hell is MOON so powerful?

[Anonymous No.28406300]

god I hate when only my stocks dump on earnings day

[Anonymous No.28406539]

>>28406300
Earnings are a massive sell signal. I always sell before earnings then buy after the inevitable dip.

[Anonymous No.28406769]

>>28406155
Okay, I read the article again, and it turns out they didn't say anything like that, it was just some opinion piece.
However this is their only (and final) remaining policy choice if they want to keep propping sp500 up.
Them buying bonds is already unprecedented, so I don't think it's impossible.

[Anonymous No.28406851]

>>28406769
You mean corporate bonds? I think buying bonds was what they always did to print money

[Anonymous No.28406875]

Good morning frens! Who wants some breakfast?

[Anonymous No.28406977]

>>28406851
Yes, corporate bonds. Buying treasuries is also rather new, they historically "printed money" by tinkering with interest rate and the reserve ration. That didn't work for a long time now.

[Anonymous No.28407075]

>>28405822
>>28405339

Read his biography, snowball, and understand the hell he is living in. He is sitting at the top. There is nothing above him anymore. He invests into people and undervalued stocks/companies. That's why he's stacking cash. There is nothing worth buying. S&P500 stocks are filled with hot air by ETFs. He can't buy small caps because that would pump them into oblivion because his mark would be on them.

Understand why Berkshire will sit on half a trillion in a few years. Do you not understand what that means? They are not buying, they are waiting. To buy everything when the streets are drowning in blood. Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Anonymous No.28407309]

i dont think ill be buying penny stocks for a while.

[Anonymous No.28407343]

>>28406977
Changing the reserve requirement is a policy change. It changes the quantity of money M1 by allowing commercial banks to lend more or less money but it doesn't change the monetary base (M0)

[Anonymous No.28407465]

>>28387397
surprisingly you don't need to label the words as positive or negative, you just need to be able to label a sufficiently-sized training set of overall posts as positive or negative and the machine learning kinda fuzzes out and guesses the rest. it can be rather sensitive to word order and other nuances.

[Anonymous No.28407476]

>>28407075
>He can't buy small caps because that would pump them into oblivion because his mark would be on them.
Yes he absolutely could, but he'd have to invest into like 1000 of them. It would be feasible, profitable and socially responsible.

>Berkshire
A way better measure of finding the tops is by looking at when the traditionally conservative funds FOMO into memestocks.

[Anonymous No.28407552]

>>28406164
neck yourself zoom-zoom

[Anonymous No.28407583]

>>28407343
AFAIK the banks already don't max out their reserve requirements, so changing it wouldn1t do anything right now.

[Anonymous No.28407616]

im up €300 on hcmc i bought a month or so ago

[Anonymous No.28407620]

i love semiconductors so much, bros

[Anonymous No.28407746]

>>28407552
If you are an ibkr dev, I send you and your colleagues my regards. You guys are a bunch of low-functioning autists with an absolute shame of a codebase.

[Anonymous No.28407903]

FUCK YOU TSM I WANT TO BUY MORE

[Anonymous No.28408006]

Where to park trading gains for long-term gains. Alongside quality company picks

ETF Quality investments
QQQM
QQQJ
SOXX
S M H
VGT
XLK

Up the risk curve
ARKK (and others)
TQQQ
SOXL
SPXL
FNGU

my personal QQQM QQQJ SOXX and SM H, with majority in the semis

[Anonymous No.28408013]

>>28406875
Bro I don't want to discourage you or anything but I keep seeing uranium depicted as "green glowing rocks" and that's not really true.
Some uranium minerals do look like green translucent stuff but most of this element presents like something similar to lead or sulphur in some cases.

I mean it's all good fun but don't get mislead into thinking these visual representations are real.
Aight peace.

[Anonymous No.28408071]

hello /cmg/, I bought MSOS at 53 dollars, how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.28408167]

>>28407746
Im using IBKR because its really the only broker I can use as a non-us citizen and I really cant say I enjoy using the platform. its dogshit desu

[Anonymous No.28408187]

>>28387397
Lanaguage and grammar are barely relevant. Example of a customer review sentiment classification training dataset.

[Anonymous No.28408190]

>>28407903
Intel are probably a good buy. I'm pretty confident they will catch up to AMD and their enterprise revenue isn't going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.28408252]

My lil penny stock WHEN doin a lil sum again today. Up 202%.

[Anonymous No.28408284]

>>28408006
Also weirdly enough smart use of just these tickers can beat 99% of hedge funds.

[Anonymous No.28408300]

every stock i touch crabs or crumbles, im not even buying the top. fuck my life

[Anonymous No.28408320]

>>28407746
Where's your trading platform, faggot?

[Anonymous No.28408346]

>>28408006
tqqq
tna
moon

[Anonymous No.28408408]

Comfy in CLF

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

[Anonymous No.28408655]

This is feeling a lot like last Feb with the ATHs combined with random harsh red candles

[Anonymous No.28408729]

>>28408013
are you german?

[Anonymous No.28408743]

>>28408187
>>28407465
Creating a 10k big database of 4chan posts, classifying them into negative or positive would be a special kind of hell.

>>28408320
Lel, have fun rewriting your predecessors code again and again because there is zero code review, or coding standards. Or using C++03 because upgrading from gcc 4.7 is hard. Also nice job using unsigned for oil prices.

The pay was pretty good, but I'd have slit my wrists after like 2 months. Literally gamedev-tier C++ programming.

[Anonymous No.28408846]

4U

[Anonymous No.28408904]

I'm gonna get greedy and chase the MMEDF top aren't I

[Anonymous No.28408934]

I'm investing and saving so I can buy one share of BRK.A some day. What are the risks of this besides Buffett and Munger croaking any day now?

[Anonymous No.28409137]

Last time i got this intense feeling of fomo and staved it off i was rewarded with the september 1 crash. Hoping that happens again. When is teslas next high profile event?

[Anonymous No.28409315]

>>28408743
>Creating a 10k big database of 4chan posts, classifying them into negative or positive would be a special kind of hell.
if you throw some filters on what you gather it might not take too terribly long. i mean, you're here reading the posts anyways...

[Anonymous No.28409322]

>>28409137
Singularity soon.

[Anonymous No.28409443]

>>28408729
Nope but I do like the Deutsche
I'm just your average europoor (not eastern tho)
I think I know why you're asking and let me just say I don't post on reddit.
Neither am I a biz oldfag.
But a lurker? Fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.28409815]

>wake up
>make coffee
>shit pants

every time

[Anonymous No.28409870]

>>28409815
Yeah goes through me too but I still love the stuff.

[Anonymous No.28410212]

>>28408167
>its really the only broker I can use as a non-us citizen
What about those Bahamanian brokers? I think they're open to everybody who isn't a US person and they give you access to pretty much the whole US market.

[Anonymous No.28410266]

>>28409870
all it takes is a single snifffer

[Anonymous No.28410338]

>>28391605
Uuuu didn't see this one yet, saved

[Anonymous No.28410750]

>>28410338
Hello, fren.

[Anonymous No.28410947]

>>28407476
>Yes he absolutely could, but he'd have to invest into like 1000 of them. It would be feasible, profitable and socially responsible.
Retarded take. It's not that easy to invest in small cap companies with his kind of AUM. There's a reason why actively managed fund performance almost always suffers with high AUM.

[Anonymous No.28411039]

>>28409443
you seem kinda atypical for here.

[Anonymous No.28411260]

>>28410947
You just have to employ more analysts. I mean what is the difference between 10 small funds investing into 50 companies each and one large fund investing into 500.
Not much. It's just these large behemoths are just lazy fucks looking for easy money. Which in turn causes a huge distortion, while starving out nimble innovative companies.

[Anonymous No.28411676]

hows it going today lads, hope its a green day.
got a day off wage cucking because of the snow, going to hit the gym so i dont impulsively sell any of my red tickers. hopefully theyll be green by the time i return.

[Anonymous No.28411763]

>>28408006
WCLD is also nice

[Anonymous No.28411802]

smg is so fucking gay now what am i supposed to do with my day

[Anonymous No.28411807]

>>28411039
Does that make you nervous?
I don't want you to be uncomfy, but I won't give a fuck if you are. It's 4chan after all.

[Anonymous No.28411846]

>Chose to buy FCEL instead of ENPH or SPWR

[Anonymous No.28411851]

>>28411676
Crabby green day for me. SOXL is already proving to be a good hold.

[Anonymous No.28411853]

>>28411802
be comfy in /cmg/ and learn stuff

[Anonymous No.28411882]

I bought 81 $4 CRBP calls. Did I fuck up bros

[Anonymous No.28411890]

>>28411260
>>28410947
cant Buffet use that wealth for something...more beneficial or creative, like funding the creation of a mars colony for example. maybe its not so simple.

[Anonymous No.28411924]

>>28407903
Yesterday was nice dip mate. Don't expect TSM to go down too much mate. Not now when production is kicking off and there is huge demand for microchips.

[Anonymous No.28412029]

>>28410750
helluuuu

[Anonymous No.28412217]

>>28411807
thats not very comfy of you.

[Anonymous No.28412228]

>>28411882
Do you really want to know?
I've got my crystal ball right here.

[Anonymous No.28412366]

damn I almost bought TNXP yesterday but penny pharma stock with history of pump and dumps turned me off

[Anonymous No.28412406]

>have to wait three business days after selling this morning for the money to settle into 'cash available for investment'
>it's currently in some sweep deposit account
is this normal? I requested my brokerage account to be upgraded to a margin account even though I don't plan to do options trading because apparently it's the only way to avoid this three day trade ban if I go in with 100% of my funds.

[Anonymous No.28412496]

I'm tempted to buy SNDL calls on this dump

[Anonymous No.28412503]

Was up 9% earlier now im facing the red Whddaheck

[Anonymous No.28412570]

>>28411846
>falling for the hydrogen scam
It was a short term hype play on PLUG. You should've exited like a month ago. Hydrogen fuel cells will never be a thing.

[Anonymous No.28412656]

1. is there a platform that is accessible all around the globe? like i can just buy BTC and trade, regardless of where i live?
2. how does money go back to your account? do you sell your crypto for usd or BTC? does it go straight into your account without taxes getting involved?

[Anonymous No.28412733]

>>28411890
It's not reasonable to expect one of the jewiest jews to be charitable just for charities' sake.
But investing in a ton of small R&D heavy companies is just as useful as donating to any classic charity.

At least we are seeing a shitton of money pouring into biomemes and non-fossil energy. I'm pretty happy about that.

[Anonymous No.28412752]

>>28412496
oh wow its crashing with no survivors

[Anonymous No.28412776]

>>28412228
Yes tell me. I’m already down $1,500 on it kek

[Anonymous No.28412823]

Cannabro here. I hope all of you are buying those TLRY cheapies this morning. OPTI is going to a dollar at this rate. ummmm I'm going for a run after this post but look in the /biz/ archive and type in cannabro for my cannabis watchlist/DD/etc. CTRM is fucking amazing, I applaud the og anon who shilled it. They just picked up more vessels for their fleet yesterday. I do believe this stock is going places
>their 10-K/10-Q are both bullish as hell since their literally doubled their income on just a few boats and now they doubled their fleet size.
>Will post memes about CTRM later
>Stay comfy
>High Investors Gains Grow Higher
>H.I.G.G.H.

[Anonymous No.28412928]

I'm risk averse today, /cmg/bros. Been loading up on shitcoins. With you in spirit and rooting for your success.

[Anonymous No.28412969]

>Portfolio crabbing around 2.65% up today
>Lose 3% to daily inflation
>Lose 25% to capital gains tax
>Broker tip
I’m down nearly 30% right now lads, how do I beat the Wall Street Jews?

[Anonymous No.28413013]

>>28411802
what's smg

[Anonymous No.28413161]

>>28412969
>paying tax

[Anonymous No.28413287]

>>28413013
reddit general

[Anonymous No.28413378]

Any upcoming catalysts in the next 2-3 weeks? SPAC mergers or DAs, earnings, biomeme results, upcoming govt contracts, anything?
All I know are catalyst plays, and all pumps I've seen lately were not based on them at all.

[Anonymous No.28413403]

>bought CTRM yesterday
>was up 60%, now only up 40%
FUG

[Anonymous No.28413442]

>>28413013
Tis a sad tale. Best not to think about it too much lest it contaminate your comfy aura.

[Anonymous No.28413592]

>>28413403

[Anonymous No.28413691]

>>28413378
People keep talking about the CCIV merger, but that could happen anytime during this year. Churchill already created the CCV and CCVI SPACs, so everyone's just sitting on pins and needles.

[Anonymous No.28413795]

>>28412776
You took a fucking huge risk but I think you'll be fine as long as we don't get dumped today in AH.
Normies should be panic selling right now but I personally believe in the company.
So, all in all? More gambling in these clown times, my crystal ball is full of shit.

[Anonymous No.28413827]

>>28413013
Tis a Sad Tale Friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUMdBXxEmWA

[Anonymous No.28413948]

>>28397940
That exists already, it's called 4 chan.

[Anonymous No.28414062]

>My comfy low mcap holdings are turning into meme pnds and mooning uncontrollably
wtf /biz/, this isn't comfy anymore

[Anonymous No.28414137]

>>28412823
The dudeweedlmao stocks make me nervous. I invested in this garbage shroom stock TRUFF, and it's like every other drug stonk has been going up except for that one.

[Anonymous No.28414154]

>>28413691
Haha, fuck that. If that falls through, that's -60%. And even if it doesn't, it won't go up by more than 20%, and we don't even know when. Could be more than 2 months, at which point it underperformed the conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.28414203]

>>28410266
>make coffee
>smell coffee
>shit immediately
>coffee cold by the time I'm done
vicious cycle

[Anonymous No.28414249]

NOKbros... I'm weak...

[Anonymous No.28414488]

>>28414062
>SEEL
Is there something on the horizon or what?
I've also seen my two biomemes doing +30% a week nowadays, so it might just be a sector-wide thing.

[Anonymous No.28414683]

Goddamn, every time you start getting good returns everything fucking dumps for no reason.

[Anonymous No.28414759]

URTY WTF

[Anonymous No.28414788]

>>28414249
Spurdo boomers have been holding NOK for their entire lives. Get a grip

[Anonymous No.28414906]

>>28414488
ongoing human clinical trials at harvard. They wouldn't be at that stage if their treatment wasnt basically good to go

[Anonymous No.28414929]

GTE BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.28415012]

Redpill me on CTRM, /smg/ keeps shilling it but it looks like another PnD to me

[Anonymous No.28415063]

>>28413795
It’s okay my portfolio is worth about 60k, and my crypto assets are worth about 65k so I can afford a bomb or two. I’ll just hold for the time being.

[Anonymous No.28415286]

>>28414759
>Dudeweed stocks dumping visibly weighing on smallcap index
suprised_pikachu.bmp

[Anonymous No.28415322]

>>28395724
>>28395838
>>28395986
What does GEVO need to ramp up the sales? Is it constrained by a demand or a production issue? And why are the operating costs so high that it hasn't turned a profit yet?

[Anonymous No.28415463]

>>28415286
I hate these redditors so much.

[Anonymous No.28415564]

>>28415322
>What does GEVO need to ramp up the sales?
They need to build factories. It takes years.

[Anonymous No.28415639]

>>28415564
How would they get the capital to do that? Keep diluting the stock for the next decade?

[Anonymous No.28415684]

>>28415012
some guy shilled it a few days ago pretty convincingly and I bought in. Don't remember the details, but he said its not allowed to drop under a dollar or else it gets delisted, and some company has like 10% of their shares, so they will continue to buy it to keep it above a dollar at minimum. But also apparently has a good balance sheet and cashflow as well.

[Anonymous No.28415733]

ZYNE is a piece of shit stock

[Anonymous No.28415778]

>>28415063
I am also holding my shares since 2 weeks ago.
Let's hope for some good profit

[Anonymous No.28415876]

>>28415564
And what makes people think the costs won't scale up with the factories? Presumably the biggest costs are the real estate, machinery and the salaries, which they need for every new factory. Why can't 1 factory be profitable but 10 can?

[Anonymous No.28415899]

>>28415639
They have binding take-or-pay contracts with huge buyers. And almost a billion of financing (debt) from Citi.
I wouldn't rule dilution out, but they supposed to have enough money for at least their next plant and this years operating costs.

Just take a look at their retarded investor slides with those meme cliparts.

[Anonymous No.28415901]

>>28415463
They will always see themselves as better than you.

[Anonymous No.28415909]

>>28415639
Handouts from Uncle Joe.

[Anonymous No.28416251]

Yeah im actually a tad worried At the moment . Cheapies in the upcoming weeks

[Anonymous No.28416254]

>>28415901
>Talking about banks and bankers is antisemetic
kek, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.28416381]

>>28415901
>hollywood references
>that comic with the guy rubbing his hands together

Holy shit I love these fucking retards, never fail to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.28416597]

Buy the GTE dip while you can.

[Anonymous No.28416654]

>>28415901
>statistics are racist
These people always amaze me with how they refuse to live in the real world...

[Anonymous No.28416700]

Just fucking end me

[Anonymous No.28416718]

this isnt a buy the dip market

[Anonymous No.28416812]

>>28409315
i already have a 124k line lone json file of /smg/ threads

[Anonymous No.28416943]

>>28416812
holy sheit its up to 183k lines now actually

[Anonymous No.28416957]

>>28412406
anyone?

[Anonymous No.28417052]

Best trading platform?

[Anonymous No.28417114]

>>28416718
The "dip" is soul crushing

[Anonymous No.28417130]

>>28416957
It takes two days for me. I'm Schwab. Basic plan.

[Anonymous No.28417242]

>>28415901

[Anonymous No.28417277]

Is this it? Are we teetering over the precipice?

[Anonymous No.28417319]

>dump so big the chart has to adjust the y-axis

[Anonymous No.28417466]

Exited GEVO for the moment. Gonna see where it bottoms out at and buy back in. What about the rest of you GEVOfrens?

[Anonymous No.28417468]

>>28417277
>>28416718
>>28417319
It's just algos doing algo things, like the GME flash crash 2 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.28417473]

seems like we got some data science or some offshoot of CS professionals itt. bros, how the fuck do you enter the job market with no professional experience?

[Anonymous No.28417582]

>>28417277
Not quite. If we do see a proper crash it'll be in March.
Crashes always happen in March/October because banks start closing their sketchy assets before the IRS audit, causing liquidity issues. Liquidity is the reason behind all market dumps.

[Anonymous No.28417639]

>>28417468
I'm off to see if there are some new pink Wojaks to add to my collection.

[Anonymous No.28417650]

>>28417466
Yes right now I‘m thinking GEVO or AMRS

[Anonymous No.28417648]

>>28417466
I'm done trying to time the market. Everything is down. I'll just stay in. It will be better next week.

[Anonymous No.28417656]

>>28417473
Temp agency

[Anonymous No.28417805]

>>28417242
>wildlife cant into trains
not surprising. maybe if we sponsor eating mud and human sacrifice theyde feel more comforble

[Anonymous No.28418744]

it's not looking good bros..

[Anonymous No.28418798]

>>28417242
>>28417805
take that shit to /pol/

[Anonymous No.28418812]

>>28418744
Zoom out.

[Anonymous No.28418839]

It's all completely fine.

[Anonymous No.28418918]

Fuck it, buying bumble
Normies love their dating apps

[Anonymous No.28418922]

>market teetering towards a September style dump
>still no access to my account

[Anonymous No.28418960]

>>28418839

[Anonymous No.28419062]

>>28418960
>>28418918
my own webm post made me screw up, but yes, by bumble

[Anonymous No.28419068]

>>28417130
bugger. well at least it's not an aberrancy.

[Anonymous No.28419069]

>>28418812
i did and this piece of shit has dumped 16 hours of gains in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.28419260]

>>28418960
https://twitter.com/BritWomenLs/status/1354482456133574662?s=20

[Anonymous No.28419261]

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm down 700 bucks from yesterdays recovery

[Anonymous No.28419337]

could be worse

[Anonymous No.28419351]

>>28418960
>Gymnastics Coach
This has to be shopped

[Anonymous No.28419376]

>>28418960
"gymnastics coach"

[Anonymous No.28419429]

> Market gets correction
> TSM goes up
Yep, feeling comfy

[Anonymous No.28419474]

>>28419351
unfortunately it's 100% real and personally screenshot by me the other night, i immediately deleted my account after that

[Anonymous No.28419558]

>>28412733
im not talking about charity. buffet cant really do anything with that wealth, maybe im wrong. im just somewhat surprised he doesnt use his wealth to actually do something, you know like Musk for example. i guess he just doesnt care about anything other than business

[Anonymous No.28419615]

There's gotta be some way to figure out what causes these mini dumps

[Anonymous No.28419661]

>>28419260
this person votes, and probably votes labour

[Anonymous No.28419705]

>>28402343
This didn't age well now, did it.
Neither did all the other Russel2000 shill posts.

Fucking euro ETFs that can only be traded until 12 PM EST.

[Anonymous No.28419720]

>>28419661
>this person votes
i highly doubt it

[Anonymous No.28419839]

>>28419661
>>28419720
Yeah, too much effort innit. Fairly typical of your run of the mill thicko.

[Anonymous No.28419848]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.28420014]

Come on in.
>>28419913

[Anonymous No.28420035]

>>28419429
>TSM casually pushing ATH during a dump
based

[Anonymous No.28420055]

Back into the green