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[Anonymous No.28380918]

HOLY SHIT RIP MY WALLET

[Anonymous No.28380971]

>>28380918
huh? I don't understand. Does your wallet show 0 balance too?

[Anonymous No.28380994]

>>28380918
> AROUND 2.3 MILLION PRIVATE KEYS STOLEN BETTER TRANSFER YOUR MONEY TO NEW WALLETS
> I REPEAT: AROUND 2.3 MILLION PRIVATE KEYS STOLEN BETTER TRANSFER YOUR MONEY TO NEW WALLETS

[Anonymous No.28381159]

larp but this is why you connect to a hardware wallet kys

[Anonymous No.28381239]

>>28380994
...no

[Anonymous No.28381379]

>>28380994
This sounds pretty serious, anon. Thank you for letting us know. You should go ahead and share where you got this information so you can help keep us all better informed.

[Anonymous No.28381398]

>>28380918
stfu nothing is stored by them you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.28381477]

>>28380994
The gas fee protects my investment.

[Anonymous No.28381529]

thats it im maining falco now

[Anonymous No.28381731]

WTF THEY STOLE ALL MY NIGGA COIN

[Anonymous No.28381941]

>>28380918
>be me
>see thread
>check wallet
>see zero
>freak out
>remember that connected to pangolin and switched to avax network
>connect to eth network
>see funds are safu

[Anonymous No.28381990]

i transferred all of my metamask coins to my hardware wallet after coinbase went down.
not risking it

[Anonymous No.28382063]

>>28380918
Wait, you guys use metamask for something other than flipping eth to pnk? You actually store your gains on this shit?

[Anonymous No.28382141]

>>28380994
>leaked keys

metamask (and exodus) already re-uses keys, wouldn't be surprised if 1 in 50 new wallets is compromised and drained of eth immediately

[Anonymous No.28382158]

>>28380994
its okay man, efferiumzzz ZZ gas fees are so fucking high that they will have to buy like 1 eth into my wallet to get anything out LOOOOL

thanks for the 1 eth

[Anonymous No.28382194]

omfg i lost 20 eth

[Anonymous No.28382215]

>>28382063
only poorfags and newfags store mission critical funds on a browser extension lol

buy a trezor or ledger to use with metamask/exodus/etc.

[Anonymous No.28382255]

>>28382141

is that true?
why no news? my funds are safu

[Anonymous No.28382301]

>>28382215
all the dex ask use metamask, im trading a lot on these platform, what should I do?

[Anonymous No.28382685]

>>28382255
friend's wallet was drained 3 days after it was made, the second eth hit his wallet. I thought he just sent to an invalid address and sent him a small amount of eth for gas, it went too.

googled his seed phrase: metamask generated one used in several crypto articles

https://www.google.com/search?q="dove+lumber+quote+board+young+robust+kit+invite+plastic+regular+skull+history"&client=opera&filter=0&biw=1880&bih=939

[Anonymous No.28382914]

>>28382301
he just fucking told you you dumb fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.28382980]

>>28381477
funds safe, thanks vitalik

[Anonymous No.28382979]

you're all niggers, sirs

[Anonymous No.28383123]

What if my stupid ledger doesn't support shitcoins like unn or open?

[Anonymous No.28383179]

>>28383123
>>28383123
those are both ethereum tokens

[Anonymous No.28383220]

>>28382685
Maybe shouldnt have made your metmamask address on a ibm 2001 pc on the mosaic explorer in a public mcdonalds wifi

[Anonymous No.28383246]

>>28383179
Meaning they should be supported?
There's no app for them. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.28383298]

>>28383246
huh? send your UNN and openDAO to your hardware ethereum wallet.

[Anonymous No.28383395]

wtf my private keys just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.28383400]

I have all my crypto on metamask, and always trade from my phone, COMFY AF CURRY ASS PUSSY NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.28383429]

>>28383220
Maybe, but even on a CIA palantir space computer it wouldn't stop metamask from giving the account the same seed as the example text from a crypto article.

[Anonymous No.28383557]

>>28380918
thanks OP
I just transfer everything to my ledger, don't want to lose almost $500k

[Anonymous No.28383602]

>>28383298
Those two tokens aren't supported yet. I have to either use MEW or something mycryptowallet

[Anonymous No.28383608]

Stop downloading metamask from joogle search result ad links

[Anonymous No.28383627]

>>28383602
>>28383602
how the fuck are ethereum tokens not supported in your ethereum wallet stop being retarded

[Anonymous No.28383680]

>>28383557
You key phrase is showing bro.

[Anonymous No.28383708]

>>28383602
ethereum wallets hold ethereum tokens brainlet

[Anonymous No.28383739]

>>28380918
Jokes on you I don't have any ETH to steal.

[Anonymous No.28383843]

>>28383627
>>28383680
Well yes, I am retarded, how did you know.
Ok trying to set it up now. Do I have to amuse mew right?

[Anonymous No.28384439]

>>28383429
If the seed generator is pseudo-random there is a rng seed that someone will find and hack literally every single metamask wallet with.

If they actually got the same seed words with a real generator the chances are literally like 1 in 800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[Anonymous No.28385475]

>>28381477
ur larping but im legit softlocked

[Anonymous No.28385682]

I don't know send me your seeds

[Anonymous No.28385781]

>>28385475
>ur larping
ahahahahahahahahahahahh
sob

[Anonymous No.28385890]

>>28385781

[Anonymous No.28385952]

Gonna drain my account and claim I was hacked, ez mone

[Anonymous No.28386004]

>>28385890
Hey, it ain't that bad.
Those are just the leftovers off the ETH tutorial.
I'm risking my life on binance nowadays.

[Anonymous No.28386237]

>>28384439
I don't know or care how they generate their keys they provided a key that verbatim used the same key as an example in an article written about defi.
Every account that gets this key is instantly compromised.

[Anonymous No.28386238]

In this moment, I am euphoric.

[Anonymous No.28386475]

>>28380918
>>28380994
WTF WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE? I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY FUNDS

[Anonymous No.28386578]

>>28382215
I am both poor and new.
Chasing GRT delegation.
That told me to get metamask and use it to delegate.
How do I do this safely?

[Anonymous No.28386857]

>>28380994
I can steal hundreds of private keys a second using python but I don't guarantee finding a wallet with even a single transaction in my whole lifetime.

[Anonymous No.28387078]

>>28385475
>>28385781
You know there's a crafty wallet scam where it's private keys are present in plain-text in the internet and if you check the address, it has 1k worth of shitcoins but has 0 eth.

And everytime a pajeet sends ETH in order to withdraw the shitcoins, an automated bot setup by the scammer sends all the ETH received immediately to his actual wallet. He does this fast by upping the gas fee.

[Anonymous No.28387319]

>>28382215
>store mission critical funds on a browser extension
You do not store funds on a browser extension nor on hardware wallet. All your funds are stored on the blockchain regardless.

[Anonymous No.28388395]

>>28387078
whats the private key

[Anonymous No.28388448]

>>28380918
oh no.

[Anonymous No.28388747]

>>28382301
buy a trezor

[Anonymous No.28388844]

>>28386578
buy a trezor or ledger