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>t. Can’t even get off biz to take a shit

>> No.28378851

>>28378757
fucking disgusting.
clean your keyboard

>> No.28378909

>>28378757
what am i looking at here. are you resting your laptop on the water tank and sihitting on the toilet backwards?

>> No.28378973

>laptop
>light mode

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>>28378757
Sitting on the toilet too long causes hemorrhoids. Pajeets are unironically the most advanced in shitting, the West is falling behind and paying for this medically

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28379151

>>28378909
laptop is on a booster stool in front of me

>> No.28379173

>>28379030
Is this actually true? It would explain all the asshole pain I have since I'm not a faggot. Every once in a while when I shit it has blood in it and my asshole hurts pretty much all the time but idgaf and haven't gotten it treated

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>>28379173
>when I shit it has blood in it and my asshole hurts pretty much all the time
kek anon im literally dying. that is not normal at all, get your anus checked if no larp

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>>28379340
I don't care if it's not normal. I've got an open wound on my right big toe which has been there for months and is infected, wisdom teeth coming in and haven't got em removed. I kinda just expect to die

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>>28378757
>>28379173
this is why I come to this board

>> No.28379715

>>28379173
I know that feel bro, also im literally shitting right now. I finally got checked and the doctor only saw my asshole for a split second and said yeah it's hemorrhoids, it was worse when I was an alcoholic. It's whatever not like I'm bleeding to death... Yet anyway.

>> No.28379802

>>28379715
It's not like I'm worried about the doctor seeing my asshole that's just medical stuff. I just feel so depressed, ive let myself go to shit and now im obese with several other minor health problems, im addicted to carts, I just lost my job. idk man life just fucking sucks

>> No.28380082

>>28378757
Based shitposting

>> No.28380221

>>28378757
Clean your laptop you disgusting slug

>> No.28380423

>>28380221
this is the laptop I use only for when I take a shit, poorfag. It literally lives in my bathroom