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Which site has the best escorts? I'll be going to a work function soon, and I want a top-tier escort to take with me and for her to pretend to be my gf for the event. I hear some young models escort for example. Im very wealthy and dont care about the price, anyone have any suggestions on which site to look at?

>> No.2836669

>>2836656
if you hover your thumb over her head, she has a 13 year old's body.
if you hover your thumb over her body, she has a jew-wife head

>> No.2836689

>>2836656
fuck off larping faggot. if you were really rich you wouldn't be asking 4chan this like a loser.

>> No.2836718
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2836718

>>2836669
Keira Knightley is obejectively female perfection
>>2836689
Am I supposed to walk up to my colleagues and tell them "hey even though Im rich i cant talk to women and i need a fake gf for an event, y'all know any good sites to find someone to pretend to be my gf"?

>> No.2836787

>>2836656
Check out seekingarrangement maybe.

>> No.2837141
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.1 btc and ill give you everything i know

>> No.2838043

Eros guide, google it. Even has porstars/models.

Sup poor fags

>> No.2838060

>>2836718
>6 year old boy's body
>female perfection

i thought michael jackson was dead.

>> No.2838071

PS a special membership exists, all escorts are verified. But they ask the "user" alot of info for verification purposes.

Feelsbadman.jpg when poor fags have no idea where, rich fags get escorts.

>> No.2838112

>>2836718
no, you would just google it, retard

>>2838071
feels bad man when you need to hire escorts because you're a faggot and can't meet women for real like I can

>> No.2838143

>>2836669

>> No.2838219

>>2836656
I just buy a ticket to Philippines or Vietnam. Nothing better than freshly picked girls that actually have some feeling for you vs a transaction based bitch.

>> No.2838232

>>2836656
Backpage.

>> No.2838266

>>2838112
>feels bad when you realize that escorts are cheaper than dating