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28355818 No.28355818 [Reply] [Original]

How the FUCK do I turn this into $70 by the end of tomorrow using ONLY coinbase? My rents fucking due and everything is DROPPING

>> No.28355906

short answer : you cant
long answer : use VPN, binance, Long IOTA x20 asap

>> No.28355942

>>28355818
What type of GPU is on your PC?

>> No.28355993

>>28355818
WallStreetBets backup discord: DjurEMPe

>> No.28356011

You cant pay rent with internet coins. Get a job.

>> No.28356022
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>>28355906
>short answer : you cant
kek

>> No.28356074
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>>28355942

>> No.28356154

i bought bitcoin for the first time, then i used it to buy something else that i think will explode, the two transaction cost me 7% of my investment. is this normal?

>> No.28356159

JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING COIN TO PUT THE $16 INTO

>> No.28356196
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>>28355993
fuck off nigger, nobody gives a fuck about your tranny discord honeypot

>> No.28356219
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28356219

I HAVE EVERYTHING IN THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT AND ITS NOT MOVING

>> No.28356251

>>28355818
>>28355942
>>28356159
Answer the question faggot. You could make more than this mining.

>> No.28356255

>>28356159
You're not going to.

>> No.28356308

>>28356251
I have a 1070, how do i make moni?

>> No.28356331
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28356331

IM FUCKING FUCKED

>> No.28356410
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28356410

FUCK THIS FUCKING COIN STUPID FUCKING SHIT

>> No.28356418

>>28356251
70$ by tomorrow through mining? in what dreamworld?

>> No.28356474

>>28356331
let mw guess, it wasnt yours

>> No.28356520

I HOPE THE FUCKING FAGGOT THAT TOLD ME TO PUT MY ALL INTO $ZRX GETS RAPED BY SAMOAN PEOPLE

>> No.28356533

>>28355818
all in btc and pray

>> No.28356557
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28356557

>>28355818
>>28356159
>>28356219
>>28356331
>>28356410
Stop live action role playing
>>28356520

>> No.28356652

>>28355818

>message your landlord saying that you only have $16.02 and you still need to pay rent
>offer a blowjob as payment for the $53.02

>> No.28356685
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>>28356557
IM BROKE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT. ILL SHOW YOU ALL MY FUCKING WALLETS. IM FUCKED. IM FUCKING FUCKED

>> No.28356768
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28356768

LITERALLY ALL MY WALLETS ARE FUCKING BROKE

>> No.28356842

>>28356685
>>28356768
behind on rent but you can afford a smartphone and netflix
cry me a river

>> No.28356849
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28356849

MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER, I HAVE NOTHING

>> No.28356870
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28356870

>>28356685
just saw the rent part. why the fuck would you not have rent already put aside. priorities, the internet funny money isnt going anywhere

>> No.28356886

>>28356685
>>28356768
>using coinbase
>using coinbase wallet
>buying defi meme shitcoins
i'm s tarting to feel like you deserve this, do you know who assblaster is?

>> No.28356925
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28356925

ITS FUCKING DONE

>> No.28357006
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28357006

I HAVE FUCKING NOTHING. I WANT GOD TO STRIKE ME FUCKING DOWN AND END MY FUCKING MISERY. WHAT THE FUCK I WSNT JESUS TO FUCKING END MY FUCKING EXISTENCE

>> No.28357030

>>28356849
loser

>> No.28357073
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28357073

NOTHING

>> No.28357086

>>28356849
Get a job you fucking retard

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>>28357006
nigga chill. when do u get paid

>> No.28357145
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28357145

WHAT THE FUCK COIN DO I FUCKING BUY ON COINBASE?

>> No.28357190

>>28355818
Take it out and buy knee pads

>> No.28357201
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>>28357145

>> No.28357217
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28357217

GIVE ME A FUCKING COIN TO BUY ON COINBASE AND GIVE ME A FUCKING REASON. A LEGITIMATE REASON. I HATE FUCKING LIVING

>> No.28357250

>>28356925
>>28357006
>>28357073
>>28357145
im closing the page and forgetting this autistic moment

>> No.28357315
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28357315

Time to get evicted anon

>> No.28357339

>>28357217
rbc but wait a month you fucking dumb dumb

>> No.28357340

>>28357217
quick transfer it all to robinhood and buy the GME dip

>> No.28357342

>>28357190
Maybe a wig and lipstick if he still has a few bucks leftover

>> No.28357348

>>28356154
Sadly, yes. Gas is insane nowadays

>> No.28357364

>>28357217
Buy BBC coin

>> No.28357387

>>28357006
>STD coin
holy fuck

>> No.28357391

>>28357006
>20 STD
laughing out loud

>> No.28357414

>>28357217
No fucking coin will get you to 70$ by tomorrow you degen...
Put it in GRT imo and hope it moons

>> No.28357455

>>28357414
Unironically this though

>> No.28357480
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28357480

ITS GOING UP

IM SAVED

>> No.28357505

>>28357201
lmaoo

>> No.28357517

Dude come on, no one can be this retarded. If you are, I'm sorry

>> No.28357543

EVERYONE PLEASE BUY $ZRX AND IM SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE. PLEASE BUY $ZRX WE CAN ALL MAKE IT. GOD BLESS YOU AND REMEMBER TO CHECK OUT $ZRX PLEASE THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK IN THE BULLRUN

>> No.28357580

Anon, why don't you have rent, be honest

>> No.28357582

>>28357543
Lmfao

>> No.28357603
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28357603

ITS GOING UP EVERYONE, PLEASE REMEMBER TO BUY $ZRX

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28357605

good thread good thread

>> No.28357675
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28357675

EVERYONE LOOK $ZRX IS GOING UP, BUY SOME BEFORE YOU GET LEFT BEHIND

>> No.28357735

>>28357603
okay anon, i will dump 5m into it just for you, keep an eye on the graph and dont forget to cash out

>> No.28357750

GRT

>> No.28357757
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28357757

EVERYONE ITS DIPPING A LITTLE BIT, REMEMBER TO BUY IMMEDIATELY THIS IS OUR TIME $ZRX

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>>28357735
THANK YOU ANON REMEMBER TO BUY THE DIP $ZRX

>> No.28357870

>>28355818
Instead of asking us which coin, you should be asking your landlord which hole.

>> No.28357884
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28357884

ITS GOING UP AGAIN WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

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28357900

>>28357816

>> No.28357946
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28357946

>>28356159
ALGORAND

10X TONIGHT

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>>28357870
jesus christ my sides

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>>28357900
THANK YOU ANON GOD BLESS YOU GOD BLESS YOU

>> No.28358043

>>28357884
this was me last week. now i have 6$

>> No.28358066
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28358066

WE'RE DOING IT GUYS WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

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28358122

ITS HAPPENING, ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

$ZRX CHADS RISE UP

>> No.28358150

>>28358066
Is this shitposting, guy on drugs, or genuinely fucking retarded

>> No.28358190
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28358190

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW

>> No.28358255
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28358255

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.28358338
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28358338

SCRATCH THAT, MOONSHOT CONFIRMED

BUCKLE UP BOYS

>> No.28358398
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28358398

IF THIS KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING I MAY LITERALLY TETHER UP

>> No.28358473

>>28356022
Bro... why hide it...

>> No.28358476
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28358476

BACK IN THE GAME $ZRX CHADS. LAMBOS SOON

>> No.28358507

>>28358473
still acumulating

>> No.28358579

>>28355818
What kind of shack do you live in where rent is $70?

>> No.28358598

>>28358476
>+17ct
nice job, what color will the yacht be?

>> No.28358608

>>28358150
I think this is genuine with some alcohol involved. It would be great if 0x randomly pumps but he proceeds not to sell.

>> No.28358609
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28358609

HOLD TIGHT GUYS THE NEXT FEW MINUTES WILL DECIDE EVERYTHING

>> No.28358640

>>28358507
Well I can't blame you. I put in 20 dollars in doge and sold and made a 40 dollar profit. Easy come easy go. Now I'm just looking for the anither coin I can make another 2x on, minimum.

>> No.28358707

>>28357006
nah bro, says right there you have 20 std's

>> No.28358741

This thread is kino

>> No.28358783
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28358783

BE HONEST $ZRX CHADS SHOULD I TETHER UP? I DONT WANT TO BE GREEDY

>> No.28358853

>>28358783
its over

>> No.28358866
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28358866

SHOULD I TETHER UP AT A PROFIT? I FEEL A DUMP COMING

>> No.28358890

If 70 dollars breaks your bank account maybe you should have thought about this a month ago.

>> No.28358944
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28358944

ITS HAPPENING $ZRX BROOOOOOS

>> No.28359021

>>28355818
Put the 16 into EOS. Suck 1,750 ducks for $.25 each.

>> No.28359022

>>28358707
>looking through shitcoins for solid investment
>STD I think I heard women talk about those once
> buys 20 for $70

>> No.28359027
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28359027

STOP

FUCKING

SELLING

>> No.28359101

>>28355818
Go out and get a job and buy $60 worth of BTC.

There, I fixed your problems, I only take a 50% commission. Please provide details for invoicing.

>> No.28359102

>>28358783
Be greedy anon
Shoot for the moon!!
(also you seem extremely emotionally unstable, nothing I have said constitutes financial advice)

>> No.28359210

>>28359102
Fucking go back to plebbit

>> No.28359231

>>28355818
holy shit, you're an idiot. short it instead of long it then. also, listen to the other anon who said buy eur. Euro is negatively correlated to USD.

>> No.28359291

>>28359210
I want dis lil nigga to make it with his 16 dollars. Fuck you bro.

>> No.28359307

>>28359027
Sell pics of feet on Reddit u cunt reeee

>> No.28359352

>>28355818
I think it's for the best if you just crawl in to a corner and an hero OP.

>> No.28359407
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28359407

Well that was fun acting like a retard for 30 minutes. But the fact of the matter is im still fucking poor and my rent is overdue. Im fucked and i just want to thank god for all Ive been given thus far. Thats about it. Peace /biz/, its time to struggle for a bit

>> No.28359690

>>28359407
Kek

>> No.28359728

>>28359407
Maaaaan..... I knew this was to good to be true. Well done anon, well done. I was really rooting for the retard version of you. Now that I know your just shit posting, I hope your life crumbles and erodes away to nothing. I hope no songs or stories are ever written about you, or a great family lineage sprouts from your seed. May you live in eternal suffering, faggot.

>> No.28359752

>>28355818
If you’re serious about this. Get a sharpie, time stamp your ass, stick sharpie in your ass. Take picture, post it on /b/ with your wallet address. Profit.

>> No.28359831

>>28356925
stock trader here. jesus. I can take money from phoneposters if I get into this, can't I?

>> No.28359846

>>28355818
kneepads

>> No.28360159
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28360159

Grt

>> No.28360331

>>28356418
Hey, you never know. Anon could have quad 3090's in SLI.

>> No.28360405

>>28356308
Sell your GPU for like $350. Not joking either.

>> No.28360449

Should have put it in binance and had a shot at swing trading.

>> No.28360648

>>28356022
Great job making 66€ since August you absolute faggot

>> No.28360774

>>28356022
its xcm, only pair in EUR. big whoop

>> No.28360885

You can't do that in a week unless you time your swings OR go balls deep in a shitcoin that'll P&D soon.
It took me 2 months to get from $15 to $150 by swinging and hanging to low-value shitcoins. I timed my sell right on XRP so I made most of it there, now I'm on REEF, ADA, and GRT. I also got a small WIN stack because why the fuck not.

>> No.28360945

>>28355818
In case you haven't heard, evictions have been basically stopped for the past year and the government will probably keep extending the eviction moratorium for at least another year. I almost wish I didn't have a house so I could live somewhere for free and dump all of that rent money in to crypto. Tell your land jew you aren't paying.

>> No.28360946

>>28360405
what then anon, no gpu to work with, i need a gpu to browse /biz/
>>28360774
kek
>>28360648
I'm up 16000% with prq, so that's a plus, no?

>> No.28361041

>>28360946
>gpu to browse biz.

>> No.28361046

>>28355942
Hijacking op
I have an amd thicc gpu

>> No.28361114

kek, not even enough for gas. Just get a shit job poorfag.

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28361158

>>28355818
>My rents fucking due
Good one Anon. I haven't paid rent for the last 11 months. My landlord keeps crying about how he had to sell his house to cover my mortgage. He has been sleeping in a tent on the lawn. AAAHHHHHH hahahhaha

>> No.28361334

>>28356219
Well it mooned recently. Could've tripled your money if you weren't so retarded. You miss the train, start offerings BJs to your landlord.

>> No.28361584

>>28359407
peace brah

>> No.28361856

>>28356022
LMFAOOO

>> No.28362016

>>28357946
>ALGO
literally this. it's also the only thing fucking GREEN in your screenshot, OP. kek.

>> No.28362112

>>28356219
I said the exact thing when it was 0.15 so i dumped it
Moral of the story
FUCKING HODL

>> No.28362178

>>28355818
post your cash id and I'll send you $75USD

>> No.28362310

you remind me of the 4 months schizo from >>>/ic/

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28362661

isn't there a moratorium on evictions or is that kaput? I hope OP doesn't get evicted it doesn't seem like he could handle life on the streets.

>> No.28362845

>>28362178
Good man. He earned it for making us laugh

>> No.28362909

>>28355818
Hey anon, whats your eth receiving address?