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I hope you're prepared to start browsing reddit, it's now a necessity to work in finance.

>> No.28350411

>>28350195
I'll tell them I browse /biz/

>> No.28350598

>>28350411
Seriously anyone who can reliably sift through this pile of shitcoins and pick the right ones would be worth literal millions yearly to any hedgefund. Sadly they're a bunch of boomers, it's a wonder they realized reddit exists yet.

>> No.28350839

>>28350598
Defi is STILL stealth mode, this is the prime time for gainz. The norman is still busy looking at BTC and ETH lmao

>> No.28350942

>>28350598
hegies they cant even handle the letter N

>> No.28350990

>>28350598
>I checked your resune, anon. It says here you browse biz. We investigated this community and found many instances of anti-semitic remarks. These were not isolated instances. Here at goldklein and sons we do not tolerate any individual who notices things about a certain tribe

>> No.28351049

>>28350990
Well, I suppose you also won't tolerate yearaly 10x-100x gains then.
So long, Mr. Shekelberg.

>> No.28351092

>>28350942
>>28350990
>racism is literally the superpower making us rich

>> No.28351108

>>28350411
they'll hand you a mop and bucket and tell you to get to work on the bathrooms

>> No.28351195

200k a year lmfao suck my dick nigger i make more feeling the pulse of my own dick in a fleshlight twice a day

>> No.28351311

>>28350195
What it says
>you need street cred because that will give you a unique perspective bro
What it means
>you need street cred because you'll be a fucking rat you faggot

>> No.28351358

>>28351092
It's just pattern recognition and filtering out the noise.

>> No.28351374

>>28350195
it makes alot of sense, you check to see what retards are buying into and then you short it the next week. example: GME. Reddit it a goldmine for hedgefunds.

>> No.28351425

>>28350195
Lol. This is one of those T3 tier jobs I guarantee it
>you're a prop trader but you'll put up your own capital so we know you're serious :^)
That is definitely coming

>> No.28351456

>>28350195
I've been on 4chan since 2008 and I don't have a Reddit account, but I'll gladly jump ship for $200k a year.

>>28351108
For $200k a year? Works for me.

>> No.28351493

>>28350195
That is fucking cringe

>> No.28351650

>>28350195
>AS A BONUS, ENJOY PARTYING WITH REDDITORS!

>> No.28351825

>>28350195
This seems fake

>> No.28351834

>>28350411
>What you should have:
>An active member of /biz/, with a status of "oldfag" and (You)'s over 1000

>> No.28351836

>>28350990
most jews i did meet did have great sense of humor

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28351873

>>28350598
do you think hedgies will hire me if i tell them i put all my life savings in link at twenty cents but i dont even know how to read a trading chart or understand financial basics
jk i dont need to be hired im already retired lol

>> No.28351871

>>28350195
The last bit is where you lost it. Bad meme

>> No.28351911

>>28351456
That is a cheap price to throw away your sanity.
If you don't realise reddit is an MK Ulta level psyop used to brainwashes it's users into being beta bootlicking foot soldiers for the elite yet you probably belong there.

>> No.28352056

>>28351871
>he thinks it's just a meme
hahahaha
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/sentiment-trader-at-quant-hedge-fund-at-cindicator-2410397759/

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28352111

>>28352056
Ew it's real

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28352290

>>28351092
>>28350990
Unironically yes if this place was a sanitized, marketed, and appeal to onions as reddit is we wouldn't be able to make all these stealh gains. The real money is made in the shadows, always was always will be, once it's mainstream it's too late.

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28353457

>>28352056
imagine hiring reddit users.

>> No.28353648

>>28352056
>>28353457
"Why yes our hedge fund just hired a reddit user to manage our trades."
Company declares bankruptcy 2 weeks later.

>> No.28354124

>>28353457
wait wtf is that pic real?

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28354235

>>28350411
yeah why the fuck don't we get any /biz/ credit

>> No.28354489

>>28351825
yeah

>> No.28354562

>194 applicants
they can be anywhere

>> No.28354682

>hiring reddit
>when in the past month /biz/ has had at least 2 5000x pumps they rode, and has their hands in long term projects that will run the world

>> No.28355321

>>28350839
If you're willing to wait 3+ years, maybe. This bull run will end long before DeFi has a chance to hit mainstream. Next cycle however, you're gonna hear normies talking about 'staking' and 'APY'.

>> No.28355418

>>28350195
I unironically applied to that place. They looked over my resume but didn't contact me. My losses were too real.

>> No.28355530

>>28350839
This. Fuck working for shlomo.
>>28350598
I'll be sure to toss the impoverished traders a couple crypto as I pass their homeless camp on the street

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28355692

>>28350411
I'll tell them I browse /fit/ /lit/ /biz/ so they know I'm the master race

>> No.28356217

>>28355692
>not browsing /out/
ngmi