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28339086 No.28339086 [Reply] [Original]

My boomer uncle just asked me "how do I invest in bitcoin?".
It's over. I hope you have an exit strategy all figured out, anon.

>> No.28339160

normies everywhere are talking about crypto

>> No.28339219

My nana asked me if she should invest in Rubic. It's over, lads.

>> No.28339337

my dog asked about doge, we're fucked

>> No.28339606

My parrot, no kidding, just screamed out of the top of her lungs, "BUY AVALANCHE, BUY AVALANCHE". It's fucking over, this will crash any second now

>> No.28339743

>>28339086

It's 2017 all over again. Cash out now while you can. Wait for the crash and a few years to pass when nobody talks about crypto and buy again. Then wait for the next hype train.

>> No.28339742

>go to psychologist for my clinical depression
>he tells me to convert all my savings to mcdonalds coin to feel better
I can't be the only one, right?

>> No.28339972
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28339972

>>28339086
Hello fellow /biz/nessmen, I'm just starting my coin collection by selling some of my low performing stocks in my 401k. How do I buy these coins you are all so excited about? About to retire here soon and it seems a good investment. I already have some dollar Susan B. Anthony coins and a variety of Indian pennies. What is your favorite coin? Here's a picture of my buddy Ron, he's a straight shooter.

>> No.28341157

my cat is trading primecoin futures, its ogre

>> No.28341340

>>28339972
you can buy coins on coinbase, but theyre not literal coins. theyre distributed software projects, like the web