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>> No.28305000

a ceo shilling dogecoin isn't good for business? no wai

>> No.28305009

>>28304898
Tesla is overpriced as fuck and their business is a failed one.

>> No.28305022

No-one likes Elon anymore
He's a wierd psycho fag who makes annoying tweets
I hope TSLA crashes and burns

>> No.28305097

>>28304898
Because the bubble finally burst.

>> No.28305149

>>28305000
Maybe that's the reason he wants an easy venue for money. He's taking big losses from his cars industry.

I'm just surprised he has billions to dump into this meme coin when his company is doing so badly but I'm not the billionaire here.

>> No.28305209

>>28304898
Tesla was massively overpriced at $100 let alone $1,000 KEK

>> No.28305274

>>28304898
i hope it dies

>> No.28305339

>>28305274
me too kek

>> No.28305483

>>28304898
Because people are realizing that TSLA isn't actually worth more than all car manufacturers combined and facebook? We did tell you to short didn't we?

>> No.28305620

>>28305149
He dumped billions into BTC using TSLA shareholder money, not into Doge.

>> No.28305776

>>28305620
What a fucking retard.

>> No.28305869

>>28305776
and then he shilled it on twitter

>> No.28305879

>>28305620
>Shareholder money
I could buy hot pockets, am I spending my stock trading gains on it?

>> No.28306034

Tesla is now hitched to bitcoin. Enjoy the extreme volatility.

>> No.28306113

You were warned repeatedly. Even Elon said it was overvalued.

>> No.28306231

>>28306034
no its not you idiot

>> No.28306326

>>28304898
Now that Elon bought BTC
BTC dumps = TSLA dumps

>> No.28306362

i hate this nigger and his company

>> No.28306648

>>28304898
because boomers hate crypto

>> No.28306974

>>28305776
No it just shows that not even Elon is confident in his own stock, so he moved some of it over into BTC to secure his wealth and remain the worlds richest man.

>> No.28307610

>>28304898
Tesla is pegged to Bitcoin now, obviously

>> No.28307821

>>28304898
>Be tesla, make 500k cars per year, stock price 800$
>Be GM, make 50mm cars per year, stock price 50$

Choose one

>> No.28308180

>>28306034
it has always been, but it is BTC that is hitched to TSLA look at the charts lol

>> No.28309124

>>28306034
Hopefully this won't trigger more giant corps getting into crypto. This would truly be the end of the road for the small investor

>> No.28309269
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>>28305776
its called diversifying, this is how you get rich

retard

>> No.28310716

>>28304898
Look at the monthly chart.

>> No.28311113

>>28306974
He moved to BTC because TSLA is getting fucked in China and he needs a distraction to keep the bubble from popping

>> No.28311694

>>28304898
He angered the Jews when he talked about the r/wsb shitstorm and attracted even more normalfags, and now they're taking revenge on him.

>> No.28311801

>>28304898
It's obviously overpriced.
Do you really think Tesla is worth more than all those other big car manufacturers combined?
How many times have you seen a Tesla on the road?

>> No.28312517

>>28311801
TSLA is obviously undervalued you dingus.

>> No.28313195

>>28311801
NOT
A
CAR
COMPANY

>> No.28313286
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28313286

Why is CLF printing

:)

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>> No.28313357

>>28312517
Its only asset is its self driving technology. If it weren't for current EU kerfuffle regarding self driving it would be gone.
I give it 2 years.

>> No.28313429

>>28313195
Keep telling yourself that
>Hurrrrr muh brain implant
Fucking retards.

>> No.28313508

>>28305209
They did a 5:1 stock split so it’s currently going for $4k and there are suckers that think it’s still a good deal. Fucking kek

>> No.28313628

>>28313195
only 95% of profit comes from cars

>> No.28313829

>>28313286
Thanks to you, am up a few hundred thousand.

>> No.28313944

>>28311801
>How many times have you seen a Tesla on the road?
You must not live near a big city.
They're literally everywhere here. Including one in my garage.

>> No.28313946

>>28313429
they're a tech company creating solar tech, battery tech and self driving AI, and electric motors, that they happen to put in cars

>>28313628
for now

>> No.28314113

>>28313946
>battery tech
Got one of their powerwalls.
Fuck blackouts.

>> No.28314197

>>28313944
>>28313946
how hard can you suck the cock of a billoinaire

>> No.28314208

>>28307821
>Stock price
HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA
search what a market cap is please

>> No.28314276

>>28309269
yeah well, guess what, the shareholders are not happy about this faggot taking their money and buying bitcoin with it.

>> No.28314316

>>28304898
As a car manufacturer TSLA is only credible to the people who rushed late to buy game because 'capitalism is baaad'. Its price to sales, margins, turnover, operating cost, price to earnings and profits are compared to every other car manufacturer (and it IS a car manufacturer) pathetic. You know who was an innovative genius ahead of his time? Clive Sinclair. Do you know who is a fraud? Elon Musk

>> No.28314328
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>>28304898
Cause it's part of the sp500 and correlates with the whole market now

>> No.28314343

>>28304898
Because Elon's wealth is heavily inflated and Tesla's stock isn't worth that much?

>> No.28314407

>>28314328
>Cause it's part of the sp500 and correlates with the whole market now
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF Dis 61.45 4:07PM GMT +0.57 +0.94% 35,683 238,756 -
no...it does not

>> No.28314467

>>28304898
cus it's a pump n dump shitcoin

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>>28314197
I'm not sucking cock I'm trying to tell you why your boomer arguments are fucking retarded, if you knew this before you would have bought TSLA years ago and been rich, but instead you just tell yourself 'muh overvalued car company", and so all the shorters who get BTFO month after month

>> No.28314485
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28314485

>>28304898

>> No.28314583

>>28314483
retard, they where almost bankrupt. You could've bought testa years ago and it would be worth 0 in 2018.

>> No.28314614

>>28314483
XOM Exxon Mobil Corporation 51.03 12:51PM EST +0.40 +0.80% 12.659M 29.996M 216.116B>>28314316
>As a car manufacturer TSLA is only credible to the people who rushed late to buy game because 'capitalism is baaad'. Its price to sales, margins, turnover, operating cost, price to earnings and profits are compared to every other car manufacturer (and it IS a car manufacturer) pathetic. You know who was an innovative genius ahead of his time? Clive Sinclair. Do you know who is a fraud? Elon Musk

>> No.28314705

>>28314583
>2018
yeah, that's what I said, years ago, and you should have bought then

>> No.28314727

>>28304898
Because it's severely overvalued

>> No.28314776

>>28314705
yeah let me buy an almost bankrupt company because i like to suck elon's cock for the memes

Buy DOGE lol

>> No.28314819

>>28314483
>f 'muh overvalued car company"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMC_DeLorean
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla,_Inc.
I can't see any difference here

>> No.28314957

>>28314485
This is why you don't mine with your car.

>> No.28314959
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>>28304898
>Why is Tesla crashing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_DeLorean

>> No.28315279
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28315279

>>28304898
It's not? How new are you to trading you broke zoomer faggot retard?

>> No.28315362

>>28304898
Dogshit risk/reward above $50
Buying now is mental illness

>> No.28315419

>>28315279
where do you find these candlestick charts?

>> No.28315455

>>28309269
Diversifying is how you stay rich, retard.

>> No.28315461

>>28313286
woaw, a WHOLE 10% ?!
What will you do with all that crazy amount of returns anon
I'm so jealous of a 10% in the middle of a massive bullrun, you're a genius !

>> No.28315996

tesla is the sojest company i've seen fuck them and fuck their whole fanbase

>> No.28316156

>>28315419
think or swim,
Yahoo finance,
fuckin TDA website.
Just hit "chart"

>> No.28316835

>>28306034
Tesla has 0.25% of the Bitcoin market. They're not going to directly affect the price.

>> No.28317128

>>28304898
Token not needed

>> No.28317210

>>28316835
Who owns bitcoin anyway?

>> No.28317537

TESLA is priced the way it is because oil will run low on supply around 2040-2050 unless a major source is found soon.