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28303632 No.28303632 [Reply] [Original]

How can I profit from this?

>> No.28303788

>How can I profit from love handles
Were you born retarded op?

>> No.28303898
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28303898

>>28303632
Imply sex to the fat slam pig then go back to her place and then punch her in the head and steal all her shit

>> No.28304056

>>28303788
Imagine being this new

>> No.28304201
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28304201

>doesnt know how to profit from bitch with love handles

ngmi

>> No.28304664

Buy the dip!

>> No.28304811
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28304811

get her emotionally attached
then call her fat till she loses weight
im on year 5 and she wasnt that fat to begin with
now i just do it because its funny

>> No.28305058

>>28303632
Help her make an Onlyfans. Take 50% of the profits. Congrats you're a pimp.

>> No.28305165

>>28303632
walk away

>> No.28305178
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28305178

>>28303632
Lol, I made that pepe

>> No.28305205

>>28303632
Buy the starbucks near her work.

>> No.28305590

>>28303632
>start dating her
>move in with her
>get house with basement
>allow her to sit in front of tv all day
>make her wear suit that harvests her body heat for electricity
>use electricity to power mining rig
>see if she has any other fat friends looking to get in on it
>profit

>> No.28305811

>>28303632
Buy her a muffin get under her top

>> No.28306106

she'll buy your MCDC bags from you

>> No.28306163

>>28306106
i blew air out of my nose

>> No.28306294

>>28303898
then rape her dog lol

>> No.28306752

>>28303632
haha, fattie

>> No.28306955
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>>28303632
eat her ass on cam

>> No.28307313

Pics of date

>> No.28308495

I'm about to score some morbidly obese chick, she's 30 cm smaller than me, but most likely around 90kg while i am 75kg.
He fat boobies and fat ass made me do it.

>> No.28308597

>>28308495
>>28303632
Post proof. For research

>> No.28308706

>>28308495
You see, it’s times like this where it’s better to have a crippling inability to interact with f*moids. It protects me you see.

>> No.28308710

>>28304811
are you me?

>> No.28308714

>>28303632
Beat your dick on her belly rolls like you’re playing a sloppy xylophone.

>> No.28309227

>>28303632
FUCK YOU GEORGE JUST FUCK YOU I KNEW YOU ARE A INTERNET PENNY TRADER BUT WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT STUPID INCEL FROG MEME AND I DO NOT HAVE MUFFIN TOP LOOK BETTER AT YOUR MAN BOOBS STUPID INCEL

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28309505

>2021
>dating

>> No.28309870

>>28308706
I never tried a fattie. Adventure young man, life is too short and boring not to do stupid shit sometimes.
>>28308597
Not on 4 chins.

>> No.28310763

>>28303632
>tinder
grindr you mean

>> No.28311377

>>28304811
this desu. But also destroy her self-esteem by tempting her with ice cream and cake and shit after she's exercised making her believe she has earned it and then when she gives in and eats it you deride her and fuck her fit friend in front of her as punishment.