/smg/ Scream Market General

[Anonymous No.28270526]

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?!?!?! I’M TRYING TO SLEEP

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.28270583]

I still don't understand stop loss orders.
~6 months in

[Anonymous No.28270603]

going to sleep, take care friends

[Anonymous No.28270632]

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to thank daddy Xi for the gains.

[Anonymous No.28270642]

>>28270583
Jewish tricks brokers sell to hedgies so they can dump the markets and get your stocks

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.28270676]

Pro tip:
Never say “yes” when your girlfriend asks if you’re mad at her.

[Anonymous No.28270684]

SELL ME ON AITX
I have 40,000 to put into it

[Anonymous No.28270688]

BB BROS

[Anonymous No.28270697]

I keep seeing CIDM shilled everywhere. To me, their catalog looks like a hodgepodge of random, unmarketable garbage... Hallmark movies, Christian movies, indie movies, and Chinese movies... they seem to have no real brand... yet they've been on an upward rally. Maybe I just need to ignore my gut and ape into this stock.

[Anonymous No.28270705]

>>28270684
dude weed

[Anonymous No.28270707]

>>28270632
Yes. Invest in China.

[Anonymous No.28270712]

Buy MOMO and SPCE

>>28270642
This is a liberal board faggot, cool it with the antisemetism

[Anonymous No.28270720]

>>28270642
Ah, so the hedgies purposefully trigger them?

[Anonymous No.28270732]

>>28270676
Okay, but that dress did make her look fat.


Shill me a clothing stock. You DO have a diversified portfolio that includes consumer goods, right?

[Anonymous No.28270733]

Okay sorry I just have to please shill CRBP one last time tonight

[Anonymous No.28270746]

>>28270583
literally just watch the screen and sell when you want to sell
stop loss is retard tier babytrade mode where a dip could fuck your asshole so the kikes can take your shares

[Anonymous No.28270767]

I'm selling GTE at end of day tomorrow btw

[Anonymous No.28270768]

>>28270603
Night, lumposter

[Anonymous No.28270771]

how hard is it to consistently meet say 10% average return on trades if you are actively managing your portfolio? in the professional trading world would that be considered a high bar or a low bar to pass?

[Anonymous No.28270779]

>>28270676
Fucking idiot with a toxic girlfriend. Be a man and if she doesn’t like that she’s made you mad find a decent human being to be around

Also
>nice larp incel

[Anonymous No.28270782]

>>28270642
Let's continue this - why would anyone shit on trade jobs? Are you afraid of hard work or something?

[Anonymous No.28270793]

>>28270676
How about some actual stripper gf updates like the old days.

>also SOXL

[Anonymous No.28270809]

Give me a random stock to invest in, I feel like going full retard.

[Anonymous No.28270818]

>>28270707
Based

[Anonymous No.28270830]

>>28270771
If you are making money, you are better than 50% of traders.

[Anonymous No.28270837]

>>28270809
STNG

[Anonymous No.28270838]

>>28270771
/smg/'s average benchmark is about 3% a day, nowhere near 10.

[Anonymous No.28270848]

Any other Biden bullshit trading to check out aside from GEVO and PIPP?

>GEVO co-founded by Biden's head of science
>Biden's Secretary of Defense is on the board of directors for PIPP

What else can we ride their slimy coattails on?

An anon from the last thread mentioned something about ATAO and ABML?

[Anonymous No.28270856]

>>28270809
Can't recommend any moonshots but ABML looks solid if you're willing to hold for a few years.

[Anonymous No.28270861]

>>28270809
SING SING SING SING SING
HITIF HITIF HITIF HITIF HITIF HITIF
OZSC OZSC OZSC OZSC OZSC OZSC

[Anonymous No.28270888]

>>28270809
SRAC

[Anonymous No.28270902]

GDNP, GSAT, or BOS?

[Anonymous No.28270916]

CRBP bros? Seriously? U guys want to stay poor? Okay. Fine then.

[Anonymous No.28270918]

Also just a reminder that leddit doesn't even know CRBP exists, so it's just pure natty gainz

[Anonymous No.28270944]

<- BOGDABOT REPORT.
i need to code it to go back further than 24 hours so i can code in charts

[Anonymous No.28270946]

>>28270838
>just beating the daily 3% inflation

I'm NGMI

[Anonymous No.28270948]

>>28270809
BILI while it’s on discount.

[Anonymous No.28270972]

>>28270809
ADXS

[Anonymous No.28270978]

>>28270830
>>28270838
thats kind of tough. 6-7% is about the threshold for me to achieve any results in a meaningful timeline. but if I could be aggressive and get 5% my goals are still somewhat achievable.

[Anonymous No.28270985]

Why no red days ever?

[Anonymous No.28271031]

>>28270526
Shill me your stocks. I’m cashing out on SNDL in the next few days since I’ve been seeing pajeets planning a pnd on it on plebbit.

[Anonymous No.28271037]

>>28270818
>>28270707
>>28270632

[Anonymous No.28271049]

>>28270944
fucking reddit at least ill make it with CRAP

[Anonymous No.28271058]

>>28270985

[Anonymous No.28271064]

>>28270902
Gsat

[Anonymous No.28271070]

>>28270809
POWW

[Anonymous No.28271075]

>>28270985
Because Biden is in Office

[Anonymous No.28271081]

>>28270838
that is about right for my boomerfolio.

[Anonymous No.28271088]

>>28271031
>reading reddit

[Anonymous No.28271092]

>>28270985
I only ended today .05 in the green

[Anonymous No.28271093]

>>28270918
Reddit seriously doesn't know about CRBP yet? Well shit maybe that will be a metric for understanding when the volume will really start pouring in for that stock

[Anonymous No.28271119]

TAKOF? TAKOF?

[Anonymous No.28271129]

>>28270583
>Stock at 100 dollar
>Don’t want to lose money
>If stock go below 80 set up auto sell
>stock dips below 80, automatically sell stock for 80
>?????
>profit

[Anonymous No.28271140]

>>28271031
>STNG
>Earnings report tomorrow
>Totally under the radar
>Overweight as fuck
>Will benefit from pipeline project nixing

[Anonymous No.28271149]

>>28270782
Not him, but let me tell you what.
I'm a privileged-ass college educated white boi sonuvabitch. I hold a 9-to-5 desk job working on the big picture of stuff.
And I have nothing but the highest amount of respect for trade workers. Because literally nothing I do matters if they don't do what they gotta do. Which is to actually make the damn thing I spent all that time doodling pictures of.
And if they've got a problem, or a suggestion, or some helpful advice on what I'm telling them to do, I sure as hell listen. Because they've been doing this longer than I have, and they know more about shit than I do, because they're the ones actually doing the making.

Fuck, that was a ramble. Goodnight.

[Anonymous No.28271159]

>>28271092
Only 1.10% here. But after yesterday’s 6% I expected a pull back. Surprised the market was even green at all.

[Anonymous No.28271161]

the thing with the bot's sentiment rating is that when you first start mentioning a stock it goes like this
>first nobody cares. 0 sentiment
>then everyone starts shitting on it. negative sentiment
>then it starts going up, everyone realizes you were right. positive sentiment. but its too late.

[Anonymous No.28271166]

>>28271037
Sorry, Trumpedo. You tried, but you can't beat (((them))) at their own game.

Buy WIMI, BILI, BABA, and last but not least SOXL

[Anonymous No.28271190]

>he thinks sndl is a pump n dump

kek

[Anonymous No.28271194]

>>28270583
>>28270746
I sleep through the day so I setup 100% stop losses if I don't expect a moon

[Anonymous No.28271215]

>>28270985
>"SAVERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this rate range before. There could be SAVERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SAVERS" he thought. For the Love of Money reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of deflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.28271214]

>>28271140
err not tomorrow, it's in like a week, im just a lil dyslexima

[Anonymous No.28271219]

>>28271161
so inverse for profit?

[Anonymous No.28271224]

>>28271031
>OCGN
>GSAT
>GTE
I'm tired of shilling these.
Pajeets and happy merchants mixed with south Americans on this list.

[Anonymous No.28271240]

>>28270806
Something else you might find interesting. Small caps generally perform poorly at the end of macroeconomic cycles, whereas the current definition of "growth" (big tech et al) begins to outperform again. You can keep track of this by comparing RSP or other equal-weight funds to SPY or other large market cap, blue chip-dominated funds, typically. Again, because of the reasons behind the last flash crash in March and current economic environment, the situation is a little wonky. We'll see how the above plays out this time, but keep it in the back of your mind.

[Anonymous No.28271265]

if dubs sndl goes 60 eoy

[Anonymous No.28271266]

>>28271194
>i sleep through the day
and you weigh HOW much?

[Anonymous No.28271273]

>>28271190
SNDL has had considerable dark pool activity. Y'all should invest in it if you can

t. CRBP schizo

[Anonymous No.28271278]

>>28271219
if i had the time i'd try that on a practice account. but only if it gives a 'SELL' or 'STRONG SELL' rating, which currently none have in the top 20. maybe the bot is overly optimistic still on its sentiment calculations

[Anonymous No.28271304]

>>28270632
Imagine disregarding the worlds second largest economy because of meaningless political views

[Anonymous No.28271333]

>>28271149
Thanks for having respect for blue collar workers.

[Anonymous No.28271335]

>>28271037
Embrace the future. Invest in WIMI.

[Anonymous No.28271341]

>>28271266
here's my hand, you be the judge

[Anonymous No.28271356]

>>28271265
god dammit!!! guess its 100 eoy then :)

[Anonymous No.28271360]

BILIfags, what makes your stock worth investing into? Give me the DD please, please

[Anonymous No.28271366]

Oh and those who don't believe me on SNDL's dark pool activity take a look at these massive orders for SNDL

After CRBP and ATOS, I am moving my money to SNDL, NOK, and SRNE.

[Anonymous No.28271369]

Singles = CRBP $5 EOW
Dubs = $10
Trips = $30

[Anonymous No.28271386]

>>28271219
but i didnt code the sentiment analyzer, it uses NLP-JS which is a huge very popular library. its sentiment analyzer is used to tell whether reviews on a product are good or bad by words they use

[Anonymous No.28271411]

>>28271341
>where are your knuckles?

[Anonymous No.28271414]

>bought sndl for a day swing trade
>bought 1.30
>instantly crabs for two days I sell
>explodes runs up to 1.65
Everytime.

[Anonymous No.28271429]

>>28271360
BILI go up if China go up
China go up

[Anonymous No.28271431]

>>28271369
69 means 6.90

[Anonymous No.28271469]

>>28271414
tell us the next time you sell your crabs

[Anonymous No.28271494]

>>28271414
You're sacrifice wasn't in vein.
We will remember you anon. I'll carry your next set of bags.

[Anonymous No.28271503]

anybody else likes to zone out on forex charts at this time of night

[Anonymous No.28271509]

>>28271360
It’s being popularized by Chinese youth and BILI has cornered the market. It’s the YouTube of China but with anime autism It isn’t going anywhere because it is listening to the Chinese government and obeying regulations. That makes it safe. Invest now while it’s on discount.

[Anonymous No.28271513]

>>28270707
I wish there was a middle ground between the horrors of the west and the dehumanizing hell that is China.

[Anonymous No.28271518]

>>28270526
Where are we

[Anonymous No.28271525]

>>28271494
I won't remember him.

[Anonymous No.28271528]

>>28271414
>He didn't buy SNDL when it was sub 50 cents
How can they ever compete

[Anonymous No.28271533]

Since the fuckin last thread hit bump limit I'm going to repost this fucking shit ass dd I made.

>COMS
>https://www.comsovereign.com/about
>5g/chips/drone/ tech meme play
>stock shrugging off recent 1:3 split like it was nothing
>Purchased a fuckhuge manufacturing facility in arizona...somethng something "made in america" labels and shit
>deal with rfeq with COMSovreign DragonWave-X subsidiary to supply a bunch of tier-1 networks in mexico for their mobile backhaul infrastructure for 5g and traditional 4g networks
>Acquisition of Fastback Networks: Since its founding in 2010, Fastback has been a leader in the development and commercialization of its intelligent backhaul radio systems that deliver high-performance wireless connectivity to virtually any location including those challenged by Non-Line of Sight limitations.
>Designed a system using tethered drones as rapid response airborne LTE networks; popup LTE antennas due to outages in infrastructure, like if antifa wants to blow up a cell tower or something.
>VEO Photonics, another subsidiary, has been granted a patent on a new technology where a 400Gb transceiver can be delivered with half the power of existing units, dramatically increasing total capacity while reducing the high costs currently associated with transmission and cooling of large data centers and telecommunication backbones.
>more shit but I'm too lazy to continue

DRONES. CHIPS. 5G. BATTERIES. But fuck weed, weed stocks can fuck off. If they sold electric cars this stock would be a perfect pick for 2021. 4 out of 5 buzzwords is good enough for me. Since its a low cap stock, expect spikes. But I'm looking to accumulate in around $5. $5.50 is my upper limit. These guys seem to want to be a powerhouse in 5g networks in the US and beanerland, though I may be wrong. I like the company, throw 5k from your tfsa into it.

[Anonymous No.28271535]

>>28271369
>69
Yeah thats bullish for me

[Anonymous No.28271543]

>>28271273
FUCK YOU CRBP SCHITZO. I STILL HATE YOU. YOU REMEMBER ME, THE MAN WHO WILL BE MAILING A PIPE BOMB TO THE PO BOX OF THE AUSTRAILIAN PRIME MINISTER!

[Anonymous No.28271558]

>>28271360
Chinese YouTube,Chinese Netflix, data tracking, ANIMUUUUUU, adds, Hong Kong IPO (soon), undervalued, China vtubers, army of forgotten simps to do donations for female attention, and it's in Best America

[Anonymous No.28271571]

>>28270583
The idea usually around the idea of a support level that you considering the breaching of to be a sell signal, or, you're riding a mooner and put a trailing stop on to hopefully get out before the dump starts in earnest. Most of the time i have a price level where, if drop below, i want to cheese it out, but i don't use a stop for that as i want to see whether it'll rebound by end of day or at least the following day. This will be a worse exit (as opposed to having a stop order set) if the drop is for real but in exchange i stay in if it's just a momentary blip.

[Anonymous No.28271575]

>>28271518
Disbelief

[Anonymous No.28271594]

>>28271543
Dude
What the fuck? Please don't do that

[Anonymous No.28271595]

>>28271503
That's an any time of day thing, really.

[Anonymous No.28271605]

>>28271265
Let’s say 0 >:)

[Anonymous No.28271620]

>>28271513
It’s called the 50s and it’s not too big a dream

[Anonymous No.28271648]

>>28271119
At least the company is legitimate lmao.
The only question is performance and adoption, which only time will tell. Better to let it simmer and set stops.
I will say, that driving from Vancouver to Calgary, although a visually beautiful experience, took a lot longer than Google maps would tell you, so drones might make sense in these parts.

[Anonymous No.28271667]

>>28271360
>>28271558
Oh and gaming platform

[Anonymous No.28271674]

>>28271533
No options though, options burn my asshole worse than spicy chicken wings.

[Anonymous No.28271690]

>>28270985
Never ever

[Anonymous No.28271696]

>>28271503
Crypto or futures for me.

[Anonymous No.28271722]

One more time to fuel the fire and the newfrens from rebbit;

"Have you ever heard of the Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation? What about Cede and Company? If those names are foreign to you, then you don't really understand how the core of our financial system really works. A lot of people are blaming Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev and the heads of other major trading platforms for the stock trading restrictions that we witnessed last week, but it was actually the DTCC that suddenly jacked up deposit requirements ten-fold. Robinhood and other trading platforms were put in a vise-like grip, and they had no choice but to act. Someone needs to investigate how these decisions were made at the DTCC, and if laws were broken those that were responsible for the decisions need to go to prison."
Not-Q

[Anonymous No.28271729]

>>28270944
Ok, I set up a watch list with the buys/strong buys. Will report back tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.28271776]

>>28271215
>his (merited) fear of deflation in the economy.

[Anonymous No.28271785]

>>28271429
>>28271509
>>28271558
>>28271667
I will now buy your stock.

[Anonymous No.28271786]

>>28271722
Wasted digits.

[Anonymous No.28271795]

should i buy CRBP or SNDL tomorrow

[Anonymous No.28271835]

>>28271411
OH let me give you a different view

[Anonymous No.28271849]

>>28271360
>games
>content streaming
>insular communities
>anime
>donghua
>vtubers
>value added services like subscriptions
>zoombies love it
You can look at their YOY growth rates if you really want to dig deeper

[Anonymous No.28271873]

>>28271795
Buy SPCE
As much as you can

[Anonymous No.28271895]

Gonna try investing in FIRE like one leafanon said earlier today, can’t be any worse than most of the other penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.28271911]

>>28271786
GETs are never wasted.

[Anonymous No.28271927]

>>28271785
Based. BILI chads rise up.

[Anonymous No.28271937]

I want to buy SNDL but it’s already up 200% this month and I know it’s about to get dumped. I won’t let you guys trick me again you’re only shilling because the stock is up a lot and you’re euphoric but a lot of you will be wojacking soon I have to stay vigilant.

[Anonymous No.28271942]

>>28271722
I'll take MM delta-gamma hedging for $1,000, Alex.

[Anonymous No.28271961]

>>28270918
Bullshit. It was getting shilled as the next squeeze

[Anonymous No.28271960]

>>28271911
But I am

[Anonymous No.28271967]

>>28271873
Horrible advice.

[Anonymous No.28271985]

>>28271795
Unironically, CRBP. Preferably at open when it dips

[Anonymous No.28271995]

>>28271543
How did they train a cat to move like that?

[Anonymous No.28272012]

>>28271785
LET ME CONTINUE
>BILI allows Chinese approved game streaming (Chinese fucking Twitch, too)
>mobile games (half of all income from gaming)
>comics
>Manga
>the company COMPLETELY complies with Daddy Xi as well as selling their user data (gotta make sure no one questions the party) so no risk of getting Jack Ma'd

What can I say I fucking love me some BILI

[Anonymous No.28272017]

>>28271518
the literal peak

[Anonymous No.28272020]

>>28271795
CRPB is a good buy considering it always dips after market open

[Anonymous No.28272027]

Why is the bond market crash so slow?
Just wipe everything out already!

[Anonymous No.28272045]

Anybody got word on CCIV? Should I get out yet?

[Anonymous No.28272051]

>>28271873
At least go with NPA for memes.

[Anonymous No.28272071]

>>28271849
How does stuff like chinese youtube, dongs, and camera shy twitch streamers turn a profit though?
Subscriptions are always cool though. How does BILI profit off simps though? Do they get a cut from donations and channel subscriptions (assuming a twitch model here)

[Anonymous No.28272083]

>>28270809
CTRM long term hold

[Anonymous No.28272098]

>>28272017
>t. Bobo for the 30th time this year

[Anonymous No.28272121]

>>28271849
God damn BILI boys coming out with the real data tonight

[Anonymous No.28272135]

It’s time to coom

[Anonymous No.28272146]

>>28271937
Ur retarded, look at the news retard

[Anonymous No.28272149]

>>28272045
As mentioned in the last thread,
because companies need to keep their lips shut for things like these, the most you can glean is from an MSNBC QnA with Lucid's CEO, in which he is asked about CCIV.
You decide based on his answer - that's all we have for now.

[Anonymous No.28272148]

>>28272051
>>28271967
ARKX still isn't priced in.

[Anonymous No.28272172]

>>28270809
GRIL
Could be the next Chipotle?

[Anonymous No.28272184]

>>28271937
I might buy it cause, what were we talking about? dude, ohh yea its a cool stonk to own.

[Anonymous No.28272188]

>>28270793
>no JEWS response
I-I think he finally capitulated

[Anonymous No.28272207]

>>28272146
>dude, WEED
that changes everything

[Anonymous No.28272210]

>>28272071
Donations are one part, as revenue is another.

[Anonymous No.28272249]

do you guys

>>28271722
yes Q. the DTCC didnt just arbitrarily put those restrictions in because they needed to. they were forced by the federal government to do anything they could to put a stop to the fucking buying demand on GME before it took down the entire stock market. literally just look at the SPY to see what happened when GME started taking off

[Anonymous No.28272268]

wtf

[Anonymous No.28272271]

>>28272098
Bobo posters have predicted 27 of the last 2 major stock crashes

[Anonymous No.28272277]

>>28271937
I had this thought with Tilray two days ago and then yesterday it went +45% or something. Imagine just yoloing your entire portfolio on weed and making retarded gains instead of """diversifying""" like your boomer friends.

[Anonymous No.28272281]

I was happy to sell crbp at 3.20 today but now you shills are making me wanna buy back in

[Anonymous No.28272284]

>>28272210
Ad revenue*

[Anonymous No.28272359]

>>28271937
>>28272277
Not saying you should buy SNDL now, you will get dumped on hard.

[Anonymous No.28272370]

Does anyone on here actually do practical things with their money instead of gambling on biopharmaceutical stocks that have a better chance of being de-listed than mooning?

[Anonymous No.28272368]

>>28272268
dang I wish I could afford the cocaine this dude is taking

[Anonymous No.28272408]

how do bears even make money anyway? is it only variations of short selling? is there some other technique I dont know about?

[Anonymous No.28272421]

>>28271571
Further to this, stop loss is maybe third line of defense to try to make sure an initially winning trade stays a winning trade by the time you're out of it. First line: relatively modest initial profit take target (sell a third or half of initial buy in), second line: TA based sell signal. Third line: stops. For swing trading, mind you. Other strats have different ideas involved.

If i had gone with my normal profit take on silver and corsair, i would be further ahead than i am now. My profit take on corsair was a dollar too high and i didn't even set one for silver.

[Anonymous No.28272423]

>>28272370
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you talking about CRBP?

[Anonymous No.28272427]

>>28272370
I bought an illustrated copy of Fall of Gondolin and a pull up bar thingie

[Anonymous No.28272429]

>>28271215
>Well, I can only give you $2T in monetary stimulus right now.
>What do you mean $3T isn't enough?
>Here, here is $4T and the keys to the printer.
For (You) >>28272017

[Anonymous No.28272437]

>>28272277
I won’t yolo but I might make a conservative investment in it. I’m thinking like a grand.

[Anonymous No.28272440]

>>28272071
Mobile fucking gaming. You think zoomers like their fortnite on their phones? Imagine billions of Asian, shy zoomers that spend most of their day on a train going to and from school or work. Think they talk to people? No, they play mobile games.
>think of all the micro-transactions "China had 685 million gamers in 2019, expected to rise to 772 million in 2024."

And the boring shit like donations, subscriptions, selling data, adds, selling movies and other shit Asians watch,

[Anonymous No.28272445]

>>28270985
Stocks go up

[Anonymous No.28272491]

>>28272370
Yeah, a lot of us are conservative with our money and put it all in 3x leveraged ETF’s. Preferably a well balanced portfolio of 100% TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.28272499]

>>28272408
Boomer stocks

[Anonymous No.28272511]

GAINS UNNUMBERED YE SHALL LOSE, and Lum will fence the exchanges against you, and shut you out, so that not even the echo of your lamentation shall pass over the boards. On the shoulders of CLF Tranny the wrath of Lum lieth from the Nasdaq to the uttermost NYSE, and upon all that will follow them it shall be laid also. Their delusion shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very profits that they have sworn to pursue. To evil end shall all things turn that they begin well, and by disphoria and the fear of FOMO shall this come to pass. The disspossed shall they be for ever.

[Anonymous No.28272536]

>>28272268
what an absolute god

[Anonymous No.28272564]

>>28270526
I dumped 100 shares into Drone Delivery Canada. God I hope I didn't just get fucking meme'd again. This company actually seems to have potential.

[Anonymous No.28272571]

>>28272370
Sell GME calls to Redditors

[Anonymous No.28272579]

>>28272491
Great approach

[Anonymous No.28272588]

>"Guys, don't hold leveraged ETFs between sessions!"
>Line goes up

[Anonymous No.28272600]

>>28272268
For me its stimulants.

[Anonymous No.28272609]

>>28272071
>How does stuff like chinese youtube, dongs, and camera shy twitch streamers turn a profit though?
They're spending everything they have on expanding operations. Pic related is out of date, but you can see the trend in both increasing revenue and diversification.
>How does BILI profit off simps though? Do they get a cut from donations and channel subscriptions (assuming a twitch model here)
Yes, they're also starting their own payment platform. SNE believes in BILI enough to own ~5% of it.
>https://www.sony.com/content/sony/en/en_us/SCA/company-news/press-releases/sony-corporation-of-america/2020/sony-announces-investment-in-the-chinese-entertainment-platform-bilibili-inc.html

[Anonymous No.28272625]

>>28271215
Nice

[Anonymous No.28272646]

>>28272571
Okay, I can get behind this.

[Anonymous No.28272655]

does anyone stop to think about what this money is even for. i enjoy the rush of making money yet don't even want to withdraw it because there's nothing i want to buy i don't already have. i'd rather just keep trying to make more money.

[Anonymous No.28272666]

I think I know or figured out why they put limits on the number of trades per day for poor people (accounts less than 25k)

[Anonymous No.28272675]

>>28272588
>Line goes up
Yes

[Anonymous No.28272697]

>>28272370
Wait, you can actually do stuff with money? I though you just buy more stocks forever.

[Anonymous No.28272701]

does /smg/ like dinosaurs?

[Anonymous No.28272723]

>>28272655
Money? We're just playing a video game

[Anonymous No.28272727]

omg they still try to shill this trash on /biz/
fys and delete your 4chan acc
so stupid to check how you try to scam people
I’m not a bastard who will believe in this bullshit, I use Bot Ocean for profitable trading with unique strategies

[Anonymous No.28272746]

>>28272701
I love dinosawwws.

[Anonymous No.28272758]

>>28272666
Oh yeah? You must be a genius.

[Anonymous No.28272777]

>>28270676
I never understood why people put up with such toxic behavior from women so often. There are girls out there that don't try to get away with being overemotional cunts because they have one.

[Anonymous No.28272797]

>>28272370
i day trade mean reversion on SPY and others using 0-2dte options, playing reversals

[Anonymous No.28272823]

700 dollars to fix my brakes what a scam

[Anonymous No.28272827]

>>28272655
I'm mostly just having fun but if I actually made a bunch I'd throw it in with all the savings I'm putting together for a down payment. But having fun is a worthwhile thing to spend money on, like chocolate and throwing coins at the poor from your car on the commute. Money is a tool to improve your life and how you use it is up to you

[Anonymous No.28272835]

>>28272746
whats ur favorite dinosaur

[Anonymous No.28272839]

>>28270526
What’s this pattern called

[Anonymous No.28272851]

>>28272655
Ultimately there is the goal of home ownership and secured retirement, but without companionship or personal satisfaction (neither of which the market guarantees, regardless of my returns) it does feel like a useless exercise on occasion.

[Anonymous No.28272865]

>>28272758
I don't know about that. but I hope im smart enough to improve my trading skills. since its basically my one opportunity anymore.

[Anonymous No.28272866]

>>28270746
If you don't have a stop loss, then you're just mindlessly gambling on pump and dumps.

[Anonymous No.28272868]

>>28272797
What're your returns like?

[Anonymous No.28272874]

Have orders on three meme stocks set for the morning this better work

[Anonymous No.28272876]

>>28272777
Someone said he was a virgin until he met his girl off a sugar daddy site. If that's true he's fucked.
>asked him but he never replied lol

[Anonymous No.28272885]

>>28272835
The one with the plates running along their back. I think its called a stegosaurus.

Diplodocus are the tallfags which look cool as well

[Anonymous No.28272889]

>>28272777
They only put up with it tell the sex runs out. Why do you think divorce is so high.

[Anonymous No.28272904]

>>28272697
I figured you all just live on hot pockets and mountain dew and throw everything you have leftover after grocery shopping at the dollar tree in 100% meme penny stock pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.28272909]

>>28272370
yes all in on SPCE
i really hope they don't fucking crash this weekend but i guess that's part of the thrill

[Anonymous No.28272934]

>>28272835
The one with 500 teeth. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.28272936]

So what youre saying is buy: ITP/GTE/ATOS/BILI?

[Anonymous No.28272939]

>>28272655
to pay debt

[Anonymous No.28272974]

Shill me on your favorite ETF. I'm in MSOS now.

[Anonymous No.28272976]

>>28272909
I don't really care if they crash this weekend because my calls expire friday, I just need them above $58 by close.

[Anonymous No.28272978]

>>28272777
They watch porn and want a porn star and don't understand that women who look like whores act like whores because they care about looking good so they can get shit with their tits.
I don't understand modern dating or appeal at all. I married the first girl who held my hand and laughed at my shitty meme folder and we've been happy together for almost a decade now.

[Anonymous No.28272982]

>>28272868
pretty good, i just recently started up again after a hiatus.
up 50% over three trading days. longest held position was like 30 min

[Anonymous No.28273001]

>>28272655
I’m not one of those losers that watches it forever I just want a house and a comfortable amount of money

[Anonymous No.28273006]

>>28272936
All I know is all this BILI talk is making me sad I didn't buy more on this dip today.

[Anonymous No.28273007]

>>28270526
have 2000 shares in cchw and suncor, also looking at goldman stock...any thoughts on goldman?

[Anonymous No.28273020]

>>28272904
I unironically only have $20 in my bank account right now, almost all of my money is in my broker. No penny stocks though.

[Anonymous No.28273033]

>>28272974
USOI
.08 <= divvy <= .20 a month

[Anonymous No.28273046]

>>28270809
GAYMF

[Anonymous No.28273055]

>>28272904
>hot pockets and mountain dew
not rice and green tea

[Anonymous No.28273066]

ok gn /smg/

I will be dreaming of dinosaurs and weed

[Anonymous No.28273072]

>>28273001
Same. Honestly I'm fine with living in my $500 a month apartment. I just want enough to live a comfy work free life.

[Anonymous No.28273073]

>>28270583
It's for vampires who aren't awake during market hours, or swing traders who are trying to lock in even a fraction of a percentage gain for the day on that position in case it drops below a certain point.

[Anonymous No.28273087]

>>28272909
Very practical investing in a niche company that will never break even or see any kind of profits

[Anonymous No.28273113]

>>28272149
Hm, I can't find the full interview where's he's asked about cciv. Do you have a link?

[Anonymous No.28273122]

>>28272172
I don't know why, but I'll believe you.

[Anonymous No.28273130]

<- BOGDABOT REPORT.
UUUU losing popularity rapidly, I guess it's over...?

[Anonymous No.28273158]

>tfw want to buy into a cyber security ETF

does anyone here have an insight into the cyber security sector? the ETF is called HACK

[Anonymous No.28273167]

>>28272974
Arkk - just under 800% profit in the last 5 years investing in innovative companies.

[Anonymous No.28273181]

>>28270526
Take BOND into consideration and you might start to understand why

[Anonymous No.28273185]

>>28272934
He asked me what my favorite dinosaur was not you, you fucking intrusive retard go stick your snout into someone else's convo

[Anonymous No.28273199]

>>28272982
Nice. That's too strict for me. Makes me nervous. I'd rather have wiggle room and play one to two weeks out, following weekly momentum.

[Anonymous No.28273203]

>>28272491
But TQQQ is only up like 30% this year. You aren’t even beating inflation.

[Anonymous No.28273217]

>>28272835
they're all pretty cool but when I was a kid I got a part of a jaw from the big ocean swimmy one from a scientist neighbor for helping him clean his house so that one has a special place in my heart even though it might not technically be a true dinosaur
it wasn't an ictheasaur so I'm not sure what it was. maybe a mosasaur but I think it had a d in the name somewhere. I was 7.

[Anonymous No.28273247]

>>28273072
I like small living areas more than large. My room is like 10ft x 10ft and I barely leave it. It's easier to clean and manage. Now all I need is a sink & toilet & fridge next to my bed.

[Anonymous No.28273252]

tfw didn't beat daily inflation but did in after hours

[Anonymous No.28273255]

>>28272370
No. I dropped 30 onto Pfizer. The have the highest sales and highest success rates in the industry for the covid vaccine. No fucking way this stock is staying in $35/share. I'll eat my own shit if I lose money off this. It's going up, a lot.

[Anonymous No.28273259]

>>28273130
>CRBP still at (do nothing)
Why bro

[Anonymous No.28273260]

>>28270771
It's not unheard of. Some stocks hit such a predictable bid ask spread throughout a trading day that can be exploited with the right software and such. But it's not likely to consistently make some options or stock trade and make 10% return, even if you bought at the daily low and sold at the daily high most stocks only close 1-4% higher than open day to day.

[Anonymous No.28273263]

>>28273130
wait is UUUU just an expo stock? surely theres a decent uranium producer that you could gain exposure to

[Anonymous No.28273271]

>>28272655
I want to make money so I can continue to do dumb shit.
I lived in my car for a couple of years because I traveled so much rent seemed stupid. I have a very spartan lifestyle. I technically don't even need to work. I have enough money to retire for 30 years. But that has no joy.
I think it would be neat to have a 70s "futuristic" house. I think it would be neat to have a shooting range on my property. But honestly being able to pay off family's debt would be nice. I want enough money to do "irresponsible" stuff.

[Anonymous No.28273272]

>>28273185
Yikes. Downvoted. Enjoy your negative karma.

[Anonymous No.28273309]

>>28273199
Makes sense, I'm just of the school of thought that it's easier to predict the next 30 minutes than the next three days.
also no theta or IV shenanigans.
sleep like a baby.

[Anonymous No.28273315]

>>28271518
Disbelief

[Anonymous No.28273322]

>>28273255
PFE is an eternal crab and you're retarded if you think otherwise. It's a dividend stock for boomers.

[Anonymous No.28273328]

>>28273259
currently no symbol can get a buy rating unless it has at least 10% sentiment. (-10% for sell). the buy/sell signals are very simplistic right now and probably mean nothing (but who knows)

[Anonymous No.28273333]

>>28273130
Did you ever buy WIMI like you said you were going to?

[Anonymous No.28273334]

>>28273122
Eh, I could be wrong, but I'm in it. We can go full retard together.

[Anonymous No.28273337]

>>28271304
might not be meaningless if they have a leadership change and your company gets nationalized.

[Anonymous No.28273356]

>>28273272
[This post's user has too low karma to comment]

[Anonymous No.28273387]

Who else here has diamond hands? We're gonna rocket to the moon! Just put all my savings into my Robinhood account. Making dough off of hedgies hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.28273398]

>>28273113
around 4:25
https://www.reddit.com/r/SPACs/comments/ld8j89/lucid_ceo_on_cnbc_regarding_lucid_cciv_and_more/

[Anonymous No.28273407]

>>28273333
yep and look what happens, +14%, nice. glad /biz/ recommended it. putting $50 into something is about all i can afford

[Anonymous No.28273408]

>>28273328
Ur making my stock look bad. Please change up ur algo to make it a +8% for a buy rating.

[Anonymous No.28273456]

>>28273356
This is still the best dinosaur

[Anonymous No.28273474]

>>28273387
hahahah these hedgies are going to get SMOKED when ATOS and CRBP have an epic short squeezy squeeze tomorrow

[Anonymous No.28273485]

>>28273185
WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT DINOSAURS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US

[Anonymous No.28273488]

>>28272571
better off just taking profit on GME unless you sold 60c while it was $400+

[Anonymous No.28273497]

>>28273407
Based. China shills are always right.

[Anonymous No.28273512]

>>28273408
the bot is so easily manipulated, you would just have to post things like
>CRBP good. very good. good stock. big money. make big good money if buy. buy buy. good stock buy CRBP enjoy happiness yes yes. bull stock. moon big.
the bot is dumb and will think the sentiment is through the roof lol

[Anonymous No.28273521]

>>28273456
Why did they name it niggersaurus? Bizzare long necked creature.

[Anonymous No.28273534]

>>28272978
>I don't understand modern dating or appeal at all. I married the first girl who held my hand and laughed at my shitty meme folder and we've been happy together for almost a decade now.

Anon, this is fucking adorable. I've always had a dream of falling for a tall, reserved, and kind girl that wears sun dresses when we go on walks. I had a manager at my old restaurant job that was exactly like this but she got engaged to the 6'5 black cook that played college ball. It hurt my heart a bit.

[Anonymous No.28273543]

>>28272839
I've got a bunch of SNE shares, so I've been watching the stock for awhile, and this whacked out after hours and pre-market trading is pretty normal for it. Maybe someone with a bit more knowledge has a real explanation. All I can think of is maybe the Nikkei normal hours overlap NYSE after hours?

[Anonymous No.28273548]

>>28273512
bots are better at measuring the level of shilling than actual worth of the stock

[Anonymous No.28273554]

>>28273512
BILI good. Much buy BILI.

[Anonymous No.28273558]

>>28273260
thats a fair argument. Ive been rerunning some performance metrics and 3% return per trade on averages is about the lower threshold to actually achieve lift off. but you have to be able to complete each trade is the issue, holding for long times is anathema to this particular strategy.

[Anonymous No.28273560]

>>28273474
Why don't I see any rockets here?

[Anonymous No.28273591]

>>28273534
>pic is most of the white kids on 4chan

[Anonymous No.28273609]

>>28272370
>Does anyone on here actually do practical things with their money instead of gambling on biopharmaceutical stocks that have a better chance of being de-listed than mooning?

Hey! I resemble that remark.

On a side note, BUY $IPIX

[Anonymous No.28273631]

I have 200 dollars. Pls help.

[Anonymous No.28273637]

>>28273309
>no theta or IV shenanigans
True. I try and stay conservative for those reasons.
>sleep like a baby
Yeah. It feels good not going into weekends or other events that could fuck you sideways with no control.

[Anonymous No.28273652]

>>28273534
She's probably got bruises and ugly, half-breed children. What a disgusting cunt.

[Anonymous No.28273688]

>>28273631
All in GTE. Or all in OCGN. Or all in GSAT.
I fully believe those are all winners

[Anonymous No.28273692]

>>28273631
Lotto tickets and some vodka poorfag.

[Anonymous No.28273704]

>>28273631
CRBP

[Anonymous No.28273719]

>>28273591
if you just left your house and volunteered doing stuff you like doing you'd be amazed how many of those women there really are
ANYONE who dates over apps or clubbing is retarded. only women who want to get fucked and get free shit use those things. good women have lives and do things they enjoy doing, go out and do stuff you enjoy and you'll find women who enjoy the same stuff

[Anonymous No.28273723]

>>28273591
I agree with you but I'm actually a stand up guy, at least I think so. 15k in savings, my own apartment, math degree...I feel like this makes me a little less schizoid and worthy of dating a wholesome trad gf.

[Anonymous No.28273748]

>>28273704
Seconded

[Anonymous No.28273749]

>>28271835
Do you have the beetus? The discoloration makes it seem so.

[Anonymous No.28273763]

>>28273631
nice pair of jeans and a collared shirt and a haircut, and get a job
will uniroincally help you put a resume together if you don't have one already

[Anonymous No.28273767]

>>28272281
buy back or else

[Anonymous No.28273776]

>>28273719
Alright anon I will stop banging whores on bumble if you insist

[Anonymous No.28273794]

>>28272823
What was wrong with them? Brake work is unironically the easiest thing to do yourself. My guess is you don’t have a Jack or wrenches so some guy at kwik kar saw a sucker when you walked in the door and said “I think my brakes are squealing”.

[Anonymous No.28273810]

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.28273823]

>>28273534
Stop building up ideas of women in your head. All you do is set up expectations that aren't real. Just look for a friend. Best advice I can give. If you truly want happiness, look for a best friend.
I picked up my waifu while I was living in my car lmao

[Anonymous No.28273825]

>>28273776
whoooooaaaaaa hoho let's not be hasty here

[Anonymous No.28273859]

>>28270809
QD QD QD QD QD QD QD 2X AT LEAST!

[Anonymous No.28273864]

>>28272851
Build it, she will come

[Anonymous No.28273867]

>>28273810
HOLY SHIT A MOVIE THEATER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.28273932]

>>28273723
>math degree

[Anonymous No.28273931]

>>28273810
the china investors all the shills were screaming about how they'd bought in and saved the company sold their shares after is peaked, what a suprise
almost like the shilling was just to make the new investors a quick buck

[Anonymous No.28273947]

>>28270944
>AEZS
>STRONG BUY
uhhh, anon...

[Anonymous No.28273950]

>>28273776
Bumble and tinder suck near Atlanta. Unless you like blacks or trannies.

[Anonymous No.28273984]

>>28272564
Don't worry fellow TAKOF chad, we will make it. Got 500 shares ready to fuck.

[Anonymous No.28273995]

>>28273810

[Anonymous No.28273997]

I’ve taken massive profits and sitting in cash rn. But I don’t want to. Are there any undervalued shit left or is value investing dead?

[Anonymous No.28274008]

>>28273704
>>28273748
I sold my CRBP today at $3.10
s-should i buy back in tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.28274029]

Someone mentioned a AMRS a few threads ago, was thinking about buying some contracts.

You guys got any money in it?

[Anonymous No.28274036]

>>28273823
best friend is the right way to look at it. you will enjoy actually sleeping in bed with them more than "sleeping with them"
there is nothing as nice as falling asleep holding someones hand and waking up with them holding you and reaching out to brush your shoulder and smile in their sleep when you have to get up in the morning
> just learn to wake up without an alarm because they will get pissy if you wake them up at 5:30 in the morning with your terrain warning alarm to go look at line go up

[Anonymous No.28274038]

>>28273997
>search BILI

[Anonymous No.28274050]

>>28272408
Value investing.

[Anonymous No.28274064]

>>28271031
tfw sold on 1 dollar

[Anonymous No.28274074]

>>28273950
Bumble in any actual metropolitan area is going to be trash.
Metro area tinders/bumble is just rife with freakshows and trannies. Anyways I actually did delete my tinder and bumble months ago. The women on there are grim.

[Anonymous No.28274081]

>>28274008
Think I'm gonna get out at $4.

[Anonymous No.28274088]

>>28270526
Am I too late for Sony? Can it dip lower?

[Anonymous No.28274106]

>>28270583
>buy share @ $53.40
>stocks moons to 65.00
>dont wanna sell just yet to see if it still goes up, but also dont wanna risk losing too much of your gains. might even have to step away for a little bit
>set stop loss @ 64.40
>as soon as it hits 64.40, it will be sold at market value (unless you pick limit like a tard)
the stop loss is so you dont have to endlessly monitor your position

[Anonymous No.28274120]

>>28270676
>be me
>be early 20's
>be working at some restaurant
>know a few regulars that come in
>this couple comes in for dinner who I am familiar with
>they order
>I bring them their salad
>the girl looks at me confused
>I say "Don't look at me, I didn't order this salad for you"
>never saw them again

Also, what's the speculation for AEZS and who's potentially pumping today?

[Anonymous No.28274123]

>>28273947
Ya lol
>biomeme that pumped 200% and dumped -40% the next day

[Anonymous No.28274134]

GTE or SNDL? Got 4k

[Anonymous No.28274160]

>>28274074
Yeah it's getting really boring, honestly. I don't even message the girls I match with anymore I just like the window shopping.

[Anonymous No.28274164]

>>28274029
Bought twice on run ups on AMRS over the past 5 years. Got burned twice. The second I protected myself with puts to minimize the damage.

[Anonymous No.28274176]

>>28273950
>He lives in Georgia
my condolences anon

[Anonymous No.28274173]

>>28274029
Yes I want to make love to that whole company.

[Anonymous No.28274178]

>>28274134
Sneed and sell covered calls. Its free money sirs

[Anonymous No.28274187]

>>28270697
Is this from The Holy Mountain?

[Anonymous No.28274238]

>>28274164
>fUpa
That's your own timing, pal, nothing to do with the stock.

[Anonymous No.28274254]

>>28274134
GTE sndl hinges upon hippies, r.dditors, and Biden. GTE hinges upon the need for oil outside of the US
>HINT: Biden froze leases on american oil

[Anonymous No.28274280]

what are some stocks that are fun?

[Anonymous No.28274292]

>>28274164
>>28274173
Duality of man.

[Anonymous No.28274298]

>>28274134
make them compete for your love anon. 2k on each and make them fight it out.

[Anonymous No.28274307]

>>28274176
6 more months and I'll be moving to the countryside out of the metro area. Metro Atlanta area is literally cancer, and this is coming from someone who lived near Los Angeles.

[Anonymous No.28274330]

Line up never down, so turn that frown upside down

[Anonymous No.28274335]

>>28274280
I usually have fun buying stocks that are memed here because at least it's fun to shitpost with others

[Anonymous No.28274342]

>>28274280
SPY FDs

[Anonymous No.28274350]

>>28271266
what does being fat have to do with this

[Anonymous No.28274359]

Who else is buying ITP tomorrow?

>>28270707
damn they really do look like nazi germany over there

>>28274187
rocky horror picture show nibba

[Anonymous No.28274372]

>>28274008
Yeah. I sold at 2.84. Looks like there's momentum to maybe 4.xx so I got back in at 3.10. Hopefully make some quick money today or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.28274378]

>>28274238
Earnings is what killed me twice. Both times were followed by dilution after a selloff and the second time was the Lavvan lawsuit. John Melo is the worst CEO on the planet.

[Anonymous No.28274386]

>>28274160
If you actually care about your future and finances then you'd realize that pretty much none of the women on bumble (forget about tinder thats even worse) are suitable partners.
The women on dating apps like bumble and tinder are used to having men obsess over them so they basically put in no effort to have interesting personalities because they have no reason to act interesting since men will get on their knees for them in order to just have the slightest of tastes of some spare coochie.

Fuck these dumbass women, I deleted my dating apps a couple months ago and since then I've made over 100k total (this pic is only 1/2 of my accounts) on the market. Don't date a woman unless she has solid job prospects herself imo and she is not involved online dating platforms. Holy FUCK the women online are terrible.

[Anonymous No.28274389]

>>28274254
There should be a comma after GTE. I'm drinking.

[Anonymous No.28274395]

>>28274359
the fuck is ITP?

[Anonymous No.28274427]

>>28274350
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.28274437]

>>28274350
answer the question cake drinker

[Anonymous No.28274500]

>>28274395
its high tech paper

[Anonymous No.28274503]

>>28271835
Fuck dude these obese ameribears actually post on smg

[Anonymous No.28274513]

>>28274389
Thanks, man. Think I’m gotta ride the Sneed wave for whatever amount of time and then crash onto GTE

[Anonymous No.28274560]

>>28274550
>>28274550
>>28274550
>>28274550

[Anonymous No.28274575]

>>28274500
Sounds absolutely retarded. I'm buying calls

[Anonymous No.28274571]

>>28274513
>ITP
>>28274389
>>28274254
>>28274134
guys im really considering going in on sneed. Buy shares or calls?

[Anonymous No.28274587]

>>28274427
>>28274437
5'9 260 lb

[Anonymous No.28274611]

>>28274386
Gimme some good tickers anon I’m sitting in cash. >>28273997

[Anonymous No.28274649]

>>28271369
I see your 69 and raise you some dubs to lock it in

[Anonymous No.28274651]

>>28271513
japan

[Anonymous No.28274655]

>>28274386
Oh I know your account, negro. I'm getting there with the money, I've went to 2.8k to 43k since April, 100k is next.

I've literally had a girl get mad at me that I was "discriminating against poor people" for putting you need to have a source of income and car in my bio. Lol

[Anonymous No.28274681]

every day i grow stronger /smg/ this cage can not hold me for much longer.

[Anonymous No.28274684]

>>28274587
>i love you fren, just start walking everyday and cut out the soft drinks. I swear 4 months will trim 30 lb.

[Anonymous No.28274727]

>>28274655
>kek'd
I might put that just to see how many gold diggers respond.

[Anonymous No.28275285]

>>28273947
>AEZS
ikr i dont trust that either. no way i'd buy that

[Anonymous No.28275390]

>>28274386
>using dating apps wrong
you use them to scope out which women are the biggest whores in your area and remove them from your dating pool