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[Anonymous No.2826449]

Hey Bagholders,
My name is Vitalik, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, bitcoin-maximalist, no-ETHers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in crypto. Honestly, have any of you ever used a smart contract? I mean, I guess it's fun speculating on the August 1st bitcoin debacle and signaling BIP91, but you all are going to get buttfucked when Jihan Wu flees to his skull shaped island fortress and nukes bitcoin with no survivors out of spite.
ETH is pretty much perfect. It fucking doubled in value since the weekend, and its going to wreck the entire traditional banking system as we know it. What use case has bitcoin ever had other than "currency for CP on the darkweb?" ETH can also be used to purchase CP, but I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just invented a smart token; shit will REPLACE cash). You are all bagholders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and Galia

[Anonymous No.2827480]

Hey faggots,
My name is Cryptoking21 and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat fingered, Forex trading, no-coiners who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the market. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Ether? I mean, I guess it's fun making FUD out of Crypto because of your own bag holding but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to shorts getting squeezed. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best market dump. I'm pretty much a perfect hodler. I was captain of the Mt. Gox team, and starter on the DAO project. What markets do you play other than "jack off to Dow Jones 20k"? I also get Digibyte that comes with a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me and my bitch"