Ranking of /biz/ types, from worst to best

[Anonymous No.28255276]

Type D, "Paper hands"
>emotional retard who fomo's at ATH and sells at the first dip at a loss
>never gonna make it

Type C, "The Emotional Rollercoaster"
>feels amazing when his portfolio is up and wants to kill himself when it's dipping
>"H-how can you guys sleep at night with 10k in crypto"?
>Unlike Paper Hands may not sell at a loss but will probably take meager profits or die from a heart attack

Type B, "The Dead Inside"
>"my portfolio is up 100000% but I feel nothing"
>will likely make it but never use his gains to improve his life, this is the type of guy who has 5 million in crypto, feels poor and never cashes out a cent while living in his mother's basement

Type A, "The Based"
>feels nothing like the Dead Inside but can objectively assess his wealth and is grateful for it
>when the right time comes he will use his gains to achieve what he dreamed about

Which type are (you), /biz/?

[Anonymous No.28255477]

just make a facebook quiz faggot

[Anonymous No.28256118]

Im not a nigger