What would Aristotle invest in?

[Anonymous No.28251238]

Aristotle is dropped into 2021 with 50 thousand dollars, he decides to reason from first principles in order to figure out what to invest his money in.

What would he come up with? Unironic answers only.

[Anonymous No.28251283]

>>28251238
Kleros

[Anonymous No.28251335]

[Anonymous No.28251348]

>>28251238
XRP

[Anonymous No.28251367]

>>28251238
Himself, he was not a fool.

[Anonymous No.28251402]

>>28251283
fibby bippy

[Anonymous No.28251403]

>>28251283
>>28251335
>>28251348
You really think Aristotle would go all in on a cryptocurrency?

[Anonymous No.28251438]

>>28251238
probably the S&P 500

[Anonymous No.28251545]

>>28251238
boomer shit, he looks like a Schiff

[Anonymous No.28251619]

Real estate

[Anonymous No.28251670]

>>28251545
moron

[Anonymous No.28251685]

>>28251403
probably gold, but since you arent aristotele i suggest you buy rubic asap

[Anonymous No.28251714]

>>28251238
he'd probably be fucking horrified by the current state of the world and leap back into his time portal head first

[Anonymous No.28251775]

>>28251403
didn't he write metaphysics? he'd certainly interested in cryptocurrency. kleros is the obvious one though.

[Anonymous No.28251783]

Aristotle lived during a real economy with real money and real commerce, so use your head.

A) Gold and Silver - because he would be smart enough to realize the "money" were using is bullshit.

B)Agricultural commodities - dude was Greek, so probably a strong emphasis in businesses that specialize in olives, wine, fish, cheese, etc..

C)Tech that he found to be virtuous and which could be reconciled to the Greek love of astronomy, mathematics, medicine, etc.

[Anonymous No.28251883]

>>28251238
>Aristotle
Who cares about this meme Greek? What would Caesar have invested in?

[Anonymous No.28251901]

>>28251238
Books

[Anonymous No.28251918]

Knowledge

[Anonymous No.28251985]

>>28251883
Anything that kills Gauls, so all in bonds issued by the French government obviously.

[Anonymous No.28252068]

>>28251783
>A) Gold and Silver - because he would be smart enough to realize the "money" were using is bullshit
Philosophers were the original memelords. Crypto is right up their alley.

[Anonymous No.28252121]

Aristotle was a pedophile so he would be executed before he took his first breath

[Anonymous No.28252326]

>>28252121
Yes because we live in a post-pedophile society, clearly.

[Anonymous No.28252578]

>>28251238
ALGO because it returns 7% a year when you stake

[Anonymous No.28252663]

His mind would be so completely blasted to smithereens that he'd sudoku instead of suffer the indignity of modern life.

[Anonymous No.28252866]

>>28251883
julius caesar would have invested in rubic obviously. together we will cross the rubicon

[Anonymous No.28253504]

>>28251403
Unironically, i think what he'd do is spend some weeks observing the city he appeared in, after observing enough, he would decide to go to a library to learn more about the new world he was sent to. Has no ID, cant speak english, cant get a library card, smells like shit, gets kicked out, he screams in an ancient language, police arrives and locks him in a cell for being a possible illegal inmigrant with dementia and a 50k dollars bag with him, theres no records of him, no fingerprint in the database, no facial recognition anywhere. New guy comes to cell and aristotle gets raped, after a few days they become friends, he learns english in 3 days. New guy tells him he got to that cell for avoiding 850k dollars in taxes he should have paid after becoming a multimillionaire at age 21 thanks to some shitcoin. Aristotels is not interested in crimes. Gets out, after some months gets a citizenship cause Bidens government is full of pussies who let anyone in the US. Manages to get a library card. Some years pass, has read around 1500 books, and knowing everything about humanity's history and a lot about modern world science, decides to go all in in Rubic

[Anonymous No.28253840]

>>28251883

[Anonymous No.28254028]

>>28251238
furthering his own education, especially given all the new things he could learn in 2021, he would love it

[Anonymous No.28254118]

>>28251883
sperm banks and abortion clinics

[Anonymous No.28254961]

>>28251783
that's not true. He says that money only acts as an intermediary unit of measure that relies on customary agreement to ensure the right proportions of value during an exchange.

[Anonymous No.28254988]

>>28251238
Forget about Aristotle. What would an actual genius — like Sir Isaac Newton — invest in?

[Anonymous No.28255221]

>>28254988
algorand

[Anonymous No.28255338]

>>28254988
he would have fomod into DOGE

[Anonymous No.28255734]

What would Tiberius invest in?

[Anonymous No.28255788]

He'd use all of his money to buy lead, convinced that he could turn it into gold.

[Anonymous No.28255986]

>>28255788
I don't think he'd go all in without a sure method.

[Anonymous No.28256280]

>>28251238
Unironically, not even invested into it btw.
He would fomo into Link, looks like a linktard desu.

[Anonymous No.28256354]

GME, unironically.

[Anonymous No.28256881]

>>28251238
CTRM
Greeks just know

[Anonymous No.28257489]

Man boy love

[Anonymous No.28257595]

>>28251238
staples

[Anonymous No.28257648]

>>28251238
Water

[Anonymous No.28257752]

>>28257489
the best kind