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[Anonymous No.28249468]

My gf is historically a pump n dump
How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.28249538]

>>28249468
Pump and dump her

[Anonymous No.28249543]

>>28249468
>How to make money from fuck prostitute

[Anonymous No.28249572]

>>28249468
>buying at the end of a pump and dump

[Anonymous No.28249625]

>>28249468
turn her into a quality asset

[Anonymous No.28249667]

>>28249572

[Anonymous No.28249742]

>>28249625
Advice? I've been hinting at running up and down the apartment stairs together. She doesn't seem to catch the drift or care. Her weight is gaining on me

[Anonymous No.28249744]

buy the dip now and short her when she pumps again

[Anonymous No.28249750]

>>28249468
time her cycle and pump right before it, then dump during

[Anonymous No.28249814]

>>28249468
Cut your losses and dump. Try to recoup your losses with a younger asset.

[Anonymous No.28249868]

>>28249572
For every seller there is a buyer, so old saying goes. She has kindly dimples. I didn't know she had 20+ men before we moved in together. She is 22

[Anonymous No.28249870]

>>28249468
Put her on the street to make you money.

[Anonymous No.28249889]

>>28249744
Based

[Anonymous No.28249984]

>>28249468
trade her for a man, heard those gain value over time

[Anonymous No.28250143]

>>28249744
I feel I have bought the top and am obligated to hodl

[Anonymous No.28250338]

>>28249868
>20+ men at 22
What the fuck.
Insane redflag here, she most likely has some serious mental problems

[Anonymous No.28250415]

>>28249572
Kek

[Anonymous No.28250478]

>>28249468
she chose YOU though! The past is the past. Everyone has a past amirite?! Who cares if a couple dozen guys used her as a fucktoy before you. Those guys were just for sex but she loves you. Man up anon, don’t be insecure.

[Anonymous No.28250513]

>>28250338
Her cousin molested her at a young age. Since she was 13, she was having sex as some type of validation. I'm not sure. That's just what I gathered. We don't talk much about it

[Anonymous No.28250666]

>>28250513
Male or female cousin? How old?

[Anonymous No.28250687]

>>28249868
>20+ men

[Anonymous No.28250805]

>>28250666
Male. Young. Like child. She likes knifeplay, but I try not to infer much into that

[Anonymous No.28250859]

>>28250513
>we don’t talk much about it
Fucking red flag, you are walking through a field of landmines.

Get. Out. Have been here before. You need to find a homely girl with the smallest body count possible. It is not 20+ guys, it is likely 30-40, and you definitely do not compare to 50%+ of them.

[Anonymous No.28250918]

You need to MAN UP, marry the ROASTIE and GET IN THE POD

[Anonymous No.28250984]

>>28250859
THIS. Cant express it enough.

[Anonymous No.28250994]

>>28250513
Yeah as i thought. Very risky to stay in such a relationship fren. Things might go well at first but she will definitly fall back to old habbits as soon as there is some form of trouble in your relationship or if you ever show the slightest sign weakness

[Anonymous No.28251037]

>>28249468
feed and seed her

[Anonymous No.28251092]

>>28249468
pimp her out

[Anonymous No.28251110]

>>28250513
i've been there before dude, she probably had sex with a 30+ year old when she was a minor too. sorry.

[Anonymous No.28251202]

My current gf had about 60 partners and was a stripper. The only reason im with her because she is completely degenerate during sex, loves getting spat on her face, lick my feet like a doggie and because it would be hard to find someone else during lockdown.

[Anonymous No.28251205]

>>28250513
Yo had experience with this. Don't have a savior complex. Get out.

[Anonymous No.28251305]

>>28251202
>lick my feet
wtf bro, you don't have a foot fetish for women?

>>28251205
its funny too because these women don't respect you either when you do this, she was a cheating whore

[Anonymous No.28251307]

>>28249868
Now Serving #: ???
Step right up, OP, take a ride where so many have been before you.

[Anonymous No.28251368]

>>28251305
No, thats for complete cucks

[Anonymous No.28251386]

>>28251305
>these women don't respect you either when you do this
Definitely. By "had experience with this" I mean, I found out about this and got the fuck out like a man. No regrets whatsoever

[Anonymous No.28251448]

>>28249468
someone post the redit thing of the girl whose bf was pimping her out and she was thinking it was just threesomes with his friends

[Anonymous No.28251501]

>>28251202
I feel that. She likes piddle/diaper play, which I'm not about but do for her. When I get my vanilla sex night I enjoy it
>>28251110
I'll think about it

[Anonymous No.28251572]

>>28251368
as much as i like sucking toes thats pretty based

[Anonymous No.28251584]

>>28249468>>28251202>>28250513
>>28250478
>>28249868


>My gf is historically a pump n dump
>How do I profit from this?
Kek imagine actually fucking a girl free of charge. Imagine making her cum and literally not earning money from it.

Men can't be this subhuman, it's not possible right?

[Anonymous No.28251652]

>>28251501
>She likes piddle/diaper play,
bro

[Anonymous No.28251735]

>>28250994
Sorry. Meant to say I'll think about it to this post not >>28251110

[Anonymous No.28251807]

>>28251652
she is definitely regressing

[Anonymous No.28251900]

What the fuck bros. You're all insane. I'm almost 30 as a virgin but you guys all have issues. Sort yourselves out.

[Anonymous No.28251912]

>>28251807
It's a sad situation if she was molested but it's not your job to fix, nor can you. You'll save yourself a lot of sadness and dignity if you just end it now.

[Anonymous No.28251915]

>>28249868
>20+ men before we moved in together
>She is 22
LOL

[Anonymous No.28251956]

>>28251501
>When I get my vanilla sex night I enjoy it
jesus christ dude, get the fuck out of that shit already.
you and her are obviously not right for each other you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.28252031]

>>28250859
>likely 30-40
30-40 at the very least.
OP, end this. Find yourself a sane girl with single digit partner count.

[Anonymous No.28252278]

>>28251202
>letting people know this
Anon, this is equivalent to having a fat gf. Sleep with fatties or whores on the side if you want, but publicly you only want to be seen with respectable, sane, educated and beautiful women.

[Anonymous No.28252400]

>>28252031
>with a single digit partner count
you mean a 14 year old?

[Anonymous No.28252504]

>>28252400
they're out there bro

[Anonymous No.28252509]

>>28252400
They are rare, but they do exist. Just like there is a 1000x in crypto somewhere right now, but you likely won't find it.

[Anonymous No.28252567]

This thread is making me feel sick. Spitting on your gf face is sexy? Any of this weird fetish shit is disgusting. I blame pornography

[Anonymous No.28252775]

>>28251807
Because I cant talk to her about it, I dont try to analyze it
>>28251956
She starts crying whenever I try to make adjustments to the relationship. If I broke up, I dont know if I could live with myself if she killed herself

[Anonymous No.28252795]

>>28252400
That'd be pretty gross haha

[Anonymous No.28252971]

>>28252775
>If I broke up, I dont know if I could live with myself if she killed herself
She won't. She'll attach to whoever's next, and she probably has that person in mind. This is the painful redpill for this type of girl.

[Anonymous No.28253008]

>>28252775
OP, please tell me this is a larp
>>28249742
>Her weight is gaining on me
so you're really telling me that you're planning on spending the rest of your life with a fat fucking whore? have you no self respect? GTFO now

[Anonymous No.28253203]

>>28252775
I've broken up with chicks who then try to kill themselves. Most of them pussed out though

[Anonymous No.28253373]

>>28253203
>Most

[Anonymous No.28253469]

>>28249868
Lmao that's my girl's body count and she's 32. I've known girl's with body counts in the triple digits before 25~. Stay clear from them unless you're just looking for a quick fuck or fwb.

[Anonymous No.28253527]

>>28252775
>She starts crying whenever I try to make adjustments to the relationship. If I broke up, I dont know if I could live with myself if she killed herself
that's literally only more evidence that you should leave her. If she kills herself instead of addressing her issues then good, one less manipulative person in the world.
you absolute mong, she's controlling you through the pity and pre-emptive guilt you have for her.
make the right choice, take control of your life.

[Anonymous No.28253827]

>>28252775
If she kills herself after you dump her, that is entirely selfish on her part and would be in no way any fault of your own. How old are you? Get out right now.

[Anonymous No.28254081]

>>28250338
Welcome to the 2020s

[Anonymous No.28254147]

>>28253008
I wish
>>28253527
If she kills herself will I have figuratively bought the ath

[Anonymous No.28254150]

>>28252775
That’s her leverage over you
Some girls use pussy
Some will threaten to take you to jail
Some will give you children then leverage custody
Some will try to kill you
You’re lucky she’s just threatening to kill herself. Call her bluff.


HEED THIS ADVICE. The suicide threat is her first gambit. When you man up and call her bluff, she will move to the next. Expect to lose friends because she will pull some shit. Start recording, screenshotting, taping your interactions. Seriously man, if this heads to court or a rumour starts flying that you raped her, abused her, whatever.... you will thank me. And please use a condom every damn time and make sure you actually throw them away...

>Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Words to live by.

[Anonymous No.28254165]

>>28254081
How did this happen? serious question

[Anonymous No.28254210]

>>28253008
Hey man, that's the ceiling for some people and all they can strive for is locking down some hog and getting her to pump out some genetically ... special children. No need to judge them though.

[Anonymous No.28254217]

I'm seeing a girl with a 6000+ count.
No larp.

[Anonymous No.28254309]

>>28254147
>using biz memes to frame a very serious life issue
ngmi. sounds like you got own your own shit to deal with bucko

[Anonymous No.28254367]

>>28254165
Download Snapchat and read the “news” section. Snapchat’s primary demographic is 14yr old girls, half the stories are “how to do anal” “why cheating is fun” etc. That’s just one platform - it’s a full frontal assault and their moronic parents are doing nothing to shield them.

[Anonymous No.28254432]

>>28250478
>Baby I really want to have a threesome, I have the perfect friend.
*Post Craigslist add. $200 for a threesome
Profit.

[Anonymous No.28254441]

>OP makes a thinly veiled offtopic thread asking for advice
>nonetheless kind anons offer advice
>OP ignores advice and presents a series of increasingly contrived "red flags" to harvest more attention
>anons, taking these red flags at face value, offer more advice to the OP
>OP continues to ignore the advice, feigning apathy or inaction to get more (You)'s

Pretty cancerous thread t b h, glad to be a part of it

[Anonymous No.28254613]

>invested in girl since 2018
>she’s essentially a penny stock because she’s working for minimum wage in retail and getting her associates
>few dips here and there
>invest more with more gifts, better dates, etc
>hit 2 year mark and investment in all time high
>she merged with a new company (changed jobs)
>investment fucking tanks immediately when she gives me the initial talk (needs to find herself)
>bleed out over the next 30 days or so (I hear about her talking to a coworker so she met someone new)
>declared bankruptcy in October

Now I’m looking for the next penny stock

[Anonymous No.28254664]

>>28250478
Exactly what the rube before her said to himself

>>28249468
Anon, if you saw a really cool race car by the side of the road, keys in the ignition, with a sign saying “free!”, but you found out 20+ other guys had ridden this awesome car and decided they didn’t want it... is it very likely that it’s actually a good car?

[Anonymous No.28254708]

>>28250338
>>28250687
20 is actually below average, but then again most women won't tell the real number to a man they are trying to be in a relationship with as to not diminish their value in front of him. As a general rule you double it and you've got something closer to the truth.

[Anonymous No.28254830]

>>28249868
hmm this is concerning. My gf is at 12 at age 32. Sometimes it pisses me off, then i hear your numbers and it makes me feel a little better.

[Anonymous No.28254848]

>>28254613
This is me
Except I literally bought her company and started directing it to make huge profits instead of being a declining shitshow...
We’re gonna make it anon, there’s always more moons to be had...

[Anonymous No.28254854]

>>28254664
Partner count and ability to pair bond are inversely correlated. Newfag

[Anonymous No.28254879]

>>28254367
i never said its not happening, i asked how the frame of women turned so whorish in the last decade and a half or so

[Anonymous No.28254881]

>tfw 31, never had a gf, and only had sex once many years ago

I can't deal with this feel anymore.

[Anonymous No.28254925]

>>28254854
I never said otherwise my illiterate friend

[Anonymous No.28254955]

>>28249572
10/10 comment anon

[Anonymous No.28254963]

>>28249468
Hodl

[Anonymous No.28254964]

>people think 20 is a lot
I've slept with ~45 so far, after a while it all just becomes more of the same

[Anonymous No.28255011]

>>28254925
Sorry fren

[Anonymous No.28255067]

>>28249868
>kindly dimples
what

[Anonymous No.28255075]

>>28254217
prostitute or pornstar ?

[Anonymous No.28255206]

>>28254150
She had birth control. Should I film the more graphic sex, the stuff with diapers/piddle, and keep it handy in case she tries to fuck me over if I do break it off? It also puts me in a compromising position, as it would show me the recipient of urine

[Anonymous No.28255208]

>>28255011
No problem king

>>28254964
And did any of those 45 get you pregnant? No? So you are being a gay fag on purpose by conflating male and female body counts?
>a key that opens many locks is a very good key
>a lock that can be opened by many keys... not so much

[Anonymous No.28255220]

>>28254879
You can thank jewish subversion in American culture. It's unironically the jews pushing the degenerate agenda just like they did in Germany in the 30s

[Anonymous No.28255292]

>>28255208
Who the fuck uses key to open locks? Use a drill like any other nigger, have you literally never broken into a house white boy?

[Anonymous No.28255308]

>>28255220
what happens next?

[Anonymous No.28255324]

>>28255292
Surprisingly I have not, got any more tips mi negro?

[Anonymous No.28255329]

>>28249468
Pump her dump on Onlyfans or Twitch if she’s got a cute face and a nice rack
Also post tits

[Anonymous No.28255403]

>>28255308
The population becomes an amorphous grey goo of servile golems

[Anonymous No.28255413]

>>28255308
Idk anon and I'm scared to find out

[Anonymous No.28255462]

>>28255324
If anybody sees you pop a cap in they ass. No witnesses nigga, none. Don't forget to rape the white bishes.

[Anonymous No.28255468]

>>28249572
12/10 made me kek holy shit

[Anonymous No.28255784]

>>28255206

[Anonymous No.28255900]

>>28252775
Abusive relationship. Major redflag.

[Anonymous No.28255951]

>>28254848
Cheers m8

I’m still bothered that she literally left me as if this was a Netflix movie of girl in the big city new friends new adventures. Like I taught her so so so much. Then she dumps me at the sight of “she made it”. From what she last told me in bland texting, she’s since told me that she feels she doesn’t belong in her job.

Why do I miss her so much

[Anonymous No.28255979]

>>28249572
this. someone left OP holding the funbags

[Anonymous No.28255999]

Anon, this isn’t what you dreamed about when you imagined the woman you’d spend the rest of your life with... this sounds like a slow motion car wreck and she’s got you by the balls

[Anonymous No.28256049]

>>28249868
20+ DICKS BY 22 YEARS OLD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? bro thats disgusting why the fuck would you move in with her

[Anonymous No.28256083]

>>28255951
Because you are a blue pilled cuck

[Anonymous No.28256113]

sell before it hits bottom!

[Anonymous No.28256307]

>>28252400
found my gf and she was a virgin, got touched as a teen but instead of turning to slutting around she just became a prude and now she goes fuckin' ham on my dick every night. they're out there.

[Anonymous No.28256316]

>>28255308
Hitler returns, all the burned out nigger lovers watch everything they worked for get rekt, we all get cute innocent waifus with hope for the future in their eyes, and this time we'll build the doors out of a material that said future can depend on.

[Anonymous No.28256346]

>>28256049
desperate simp gonna desperate
To be fair though I've done shit that is arguably more retarded than moving in with a 20+ body count 22 y/o.
guy hasn't realized that he's better off being by himself than with an emotionally damaged multiple time used up roastie that he feels under the obligation to care for. literal cuck behaviour and he doesn't realize it

[Anonymous No.28256494]

>>28255951
>Why do I miss her so much
Fuck somebody. Quick.

[Anonymous No.28256695]

>>28255951
>why do I miss her
Pairbonding. You love her. I love my ex too. It’s natural and okay. The hardest but best advice I have is to block her on everything, wait at least 2 months before you even ask her for the shoes you left at her house or W/e. Allow yourself time to process and heal. Say everything you want to say to her - scream, shout, let it all out, go for a massive walk, start making eyes at every girl with a pulse. You are going to have to allow your lizardbrained pairbonding to fade... it will be hard, as it’s connected to your brain chemistry and your hormone supply was interconnected with your b*tch.

But it does get significantly better.

Consider your invested time as burned, lost, never salvageable. She has lost respect for you, there is no chance you’re getting it back.

The sad truth of women is that biologically, they will not stick around a chump. If they don’t think you’re the absolute Elvis Presley of their world, they are programmed to be thinking about swinging to another shinier tree while they’re still young and valuable. Don’t hate them for it, hate the game.

You need to cut the losses, work on yourself and learn from this. I am an artist - my ex went from doing delusional scribbled tumblr drawings to legitimately great Disney tier work under my tutelage. Months of my time, she would not have her job, she wouldn’t have her skills or social media or anything without me. And when I got depressed, she left, no doubt thinking she had someone else lined up. Well, all I can do now is learn from this - never put someone else before you. If you have spare time, by all means give it to your partner, but you are the breadwinner, the leader, the king - and thats what she wants.

Patrice O’Neil’s black Philip show is a funny podcast dealing with the contradictory and fickle nature of hoes. Recommend.

It gets better fren, just don’t allow your resentment to warp you or cause you to lash out. Revenge doesn’t help.

[Anonymous No.28256729]

>>28256494
My feelings for her are pic related
I still have almost nightly dreams about her
I’m not ready to move on

[Anonymous No.28256792]

>>28249572
That’s gold