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Should I KMS if I'm 30 with negative 45k net worth due to student loans for a meme accounting degree?

>> No.28241145

>>28240894
no

>> No.28241238

>>28240894
ur stock bottomed out bruh, time to buy ur dip

>> No.28241259

>>28240894
i paid off 41k of student loans in under 2 years for a CS degree i never used because i didnt actually know how to code.
accounting isn't a meme, wtf are you talking about retard?

>> No.28241270

https://shouldikillmyselforhaveacupof.coffee/

>> No.28241361

>>28241259
Feels like it. I can't get a job over 15 an hour when I should be making like 70-80k s u p p o s e d l y, and I'm fucking 30. I may as well just be unemployed and getting PUA.

>> No.28241462

>>28241259
Good job though, congrats
I have no idea what I'm doing. Won't post my sob story but I'm a literal retard at crypto and stocks and just trying to use my finance / accounting knowledge to at least apply myself a bit now.

>> No.28241594

>>28241361
>I can't get a job over 15 an hour
in accounting? where tf are you trying to find work
i made 16.50 answering phones when i left college

>> No.28241688

>>28241594
Ohio
I'm seething

>> No.28241740

>>28240894
Nah dude.

>> No.28241839

>>28241688
what in a town of 5000? i dont understand.

>> No.28241930

>>28240894
KISS YOURSELF!

>> No.28241949
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28241949

>>28240894
>he can't find a job with an accounting degree
Settle for gubmint or a small firm. Big 4 is a meme for wagie cagies who like to work 90 hours a week

>> No.28241959

>>28241839
Nope Cleveland
Literally fucking impossible
I've applied to probably 5000 jobs since COVID

>> No.28242183

>>28240894
you have nothing to lose now, congrats, you've achieved freedom.

>> No.28242226

>>28241949
bro ill take a fucking staff accountant position for 45k i dont give a fuck no one will hire me

>> No.28242238

>>28241959
why not apply nationwide, whats holding you down besides your deadend 15/hr job

>> No.28242286

How the fuck do you not make it as an accountant?

>> No.28242328

>>28242238
My mom with cancer and just signing a lease literally last week to get away from my ex fiancee who's psycho bitch ass tried to burn all my stuff when I broke up with her

>> No.28242337

>>28240894
How retarded do you have to be to take student loans? Yeah maybe you should kys...

>> No.28242378

>>28240894
I could get out of debt today with my crypto gains, but I'd rather just keep making minimum payments and holding till the system collapses

>> No.28242445

y I question if I should kms

>> No.28242585

>>28242337
ha yeah sorry bro why wasnt i just born rich haha instead of poor with a heroin addict dad and a mom with cancer haha
>>28242445
this is meant to say "this is why I question if I should kms" as a reply to >>28242286

>> No.28242605

>>28242328
shouldve just moved in with your mom. i dont have any good advice for you, but it just doesnt make sense how you have an accounting degree and make amazon warehouse money

>> No.28242648

>>28240894
No. You could be 500k net worth in 5 years. Also accounting lets you do accounting which is a good stable. Most likely brain cancer inducing job.

>> No.28242663

You should've accounted for this

>> No.28242680

>>28242605
Go on ZipRecruiter and type in Accountant in Ohio. It's all 15-17 jobs

>> No.28242740

>>28242585
wow dude you need some pussy, i dont care about your pity party

>> No.28242783

>>28240894
Yes. How the fuck did you spend 45k on an accounting degree? I did two years of generals at a CC and I'm debt free. The last two years in a state school will cost me 20k at most.

>> No.28242782

>>28242605
>live with mom at 30
thats worse than kms

>> No.28242831

>>28242782
no it isnt dude, if shes sick youd be a caring son. you're being kind of a sperg man.

>> No.28242877

That's nothing compared to my debt.

>> No.28242952
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>>28242226
Did you try the State Auditor yet?? Look into small towns, school districts, etc.

>> No.28242988

>>28242831
I'm her caretaker and authorized aid. I lived with her from 23-27 taking care of her, hence most of the debt for her cancer treatments. The only thing I have going for me is the massive coping / projection in >>28242740
and I'm not gonna stop getting laid to save a few bucks. Don't imply I'm sperging because I don't want to live with my mom and her two 60 year old friends as a 30 year old. Don't imply I don't care about her because I don't. Fuck off dude.

>> No.28243044

>>28242680
Take the job. Pivot to a better one when you can. The experience will look good to future employers. Absurd that the pay is so low, but think long term.

>> No.28243141

>>28242783
>i got two years for free
>how is your five year degree for 150 credits double the price of my degree
i didnt get two years for free

>> No.28243229

>>28242952
Nah I will. I have no auditing experience though.

>> No.28243459

>>28242680
damn youre not kidding the range is really low in cleveland, whats up with that https://www.indeed.com/jobs?q=accounting&l=Cleveland%2C+OH

>>28242988
i didnt say you didnt care about her you sperg. i said youre being a sperg for acting like living with a sick parent somehow makes you a loser. like the fuck do you even care what retards think.

>> No.28243506

>>28243229
The degree should be enough, at least it is here in Florida. Nobody applies because they've all fallen for the Big 4 meme.

>> No.28243705

>>28243141
I'm assuming you're going for the CPA since you said 150 units. I got out with my BA this past semester with no debt recently but I have no job. I live in Cali though so it's easier to get a job here than Ohio. I wish you the best of luck anon

>> No.28244024

>>28243459
See, it's a meme degree
>>28243705
Yeah I'm studying now but I wanna kms

>> No.28244035

Unironically apply to the military for some financial position.

>> No.28244094

>>28240894
ask sleepy joe to bail you out

>> No.28244176

Accounting is a good degree and should be able to pay itself off within a few years. You might need to stay lean until you pay off the debt but once you've done that you'll be in the clear.

>> No.28245353

>>28240894
get in the cage

>> No.28246093

thanks frens for the advice