MOM IS KICKING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. SHOULD I GIVE HER 18.18 LINK?

[Anonymous No.28238511]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 10 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.28238797]

>>28238511
Frying pan pal

[Anonymous No.28238884]

>>28238511
Are you fucking dumb? Just buy your own house in a few months.

[Anonymous No.28239006]

>>28238511
This pasta isn't even good. It's obvious you should just work at McDonald's for a little bit to appease your mom

[Anonymous No.28239068]

>>28238511
>*bonk*

[Anonymous No.28239095]

I remember this from 2017.. you're not even trying

[Anonymous No.28239121]

>>28238511
based pasta, not seen you in a while
>>28238884
>>28238797
cringe ledditors, seen too many of you in a while

[Anonymous No.28239126]

so we're back to this shitty pasta on the daily? bearish.

[Anonymous No.28239259]

>>28239121
its all redditors now

[Anonymous No.28239275]

>>28238511
Good times

[Anonymous No.28239535]

>>28239259
m00tles wouldn't have stood for this :'-(

[Anonymous No.28240015]

>>28239535
i felt true pain in my gut when i came back and posted minister you satoshi and got little to no response
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.28240131]

>>28238511
Thanks for a future copypasta

[Anonymous No.28240664]

>>28240015
Is this what we've come to now, anon? Look at this fucker >>28240131 he's thinking he's at the birth of pasta. Jesus. You and I, anon. We are the only ones left who know when to add "for you"

[Anonymous No.28240904]

>>28238511
you should get a job and pay for your living expenses with the income you dumb faggot. burning your investment because you want to play games and jerk off all day is ngmi tier

[Anonymous No.28241117]

Too many newfag redditards here. Disgusting

[Anonymous No.28241156]

All these New idiots. Glad to have u back

[Anonymous No.28241285]

>>28238511
What console is that? Look like it says Chain Link, the stock game looks so dope.

[Anonymous No.28241325]

>get job
>pay rent
>put extra into link
>have more link
>>28241156
shut up