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This is 18 months worth of saving 95% of my income, just please tell me what to do, I can’t take it anymore, I’m too low IQ to figure out what to do. All the money is finally on my account, just tell me what the fuck to buy. I’m desperate

>> No.28220721

>>28220559
What have you invested in?

>> No.28220787

>>28220559
SPCE

>> No.28220812

>>28220721
Nothing, the minuscule price movement is from the free stock Robinhood gave me. I am too afraid to invest in anything

>> No.28220878

>>28220559
Just buy sanitary/big pharma and tech

>> No.28220947

>>28220559
Gme

>> No.28220966

Look on reddit and buy the opposite of what they're shilling for the inevitable dump.

>> No.28220982

>>28220812
lmao you didnt even dump this shit into blue chip tech or finance? thats literally free money with dividends and accumulation

>> No.28221030

>>28220812
ngmi

>> No.28221051

>>28220559
youre clearly retarded so im going to be nice. put everything you own into TSM/AAPL/C at 40/30/30%

>> No.28221052

>>28220982
I don’t even know what that means

>> No.28221071

>>28220559
SOXL
ARKK
TQQQ
Nothing else, sit back as you make hundreds a day

>> No.28221090

>>28220982
this, buy macdonalds, coca cola and stuff like that

>> No.28221110

>>28220559
ENZC

>> No.28221143

>>28220559
OP firstly - if you don't know what you're investing in, you going to panic and sell because you'll get obsessed with the price and not the fundamentals.

At 50K, I think you'd have the best returns just aping into a crypto like AAVE or AVAX (offers you a 32.5% APY) and staking it, or just investing in bluechip FANG stocks.

Buy and hold, don't swing.

>> No.28221142

>>28221052
then read a book
in the meantime, just dump a quarter into visa, a quarter into costco, a quarter into fb, and a quarter into something meme-y like twitter

>> No.28221156

>>28220559

Just do crypto, stocks are pension funds that you won't have access to anyway as the governments will nationalise them (whoops tee-hee we've realised that no one has even contributed enough to keep an ageing population ponzi scheme going)

>> No.28221184

Just put it into an etf like SPY and forget about it

>> No.28221230

>>28220559
Buy starlink when it ipo’s

>> No.28221271
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28221271

>>28220559
i usually dont help but..

Accumulate AMRS
keep an eye on CGC dips.
buy some IPOE and some THCX

you're welcome

>> No.28221270

>>28221143
>Buy and hold, don't swing.
ngmi

>> No.28221311
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28221311

>>28220559
If you want something boring with zero maintenance put 100% of it into VT. That’s a market-cap weighted fund with the entire global economy. Alternatively you can use VTI and VXUS to change up what percent of US/international you want.
Just make sure to not sell when there are drops and you’ll come out ahead over time.

>> No.28221376

Wait for Roblox (RBLX) to launch. Shit is a guarantee moon out the gate.

>> No.28221423

>>28220559
Congrats on taking the rice&beanspill anon keep saving them shekels
>>28221052
Make a list of all the companies whose products and services you use every day.
Have an iphone? AAPL
Use windows? MSFT
Shop on amazon? AMZN
Etc etc buy them fag and just HOLD FOREVER for the love of god don't even think about trading I guarantee you will lose money if you try. Let them send you dividends.
Skip everything automotive including oil.

>> No.28221463

>>28221071
>SOXL
That's a daily fund you fucking asshat. Don't give him shit advice.
>>28220559
Learn about P/E and dividend yield. Learn about portfolio diversification. Learn about ETFs.

>> No.28221467

>>28221271
Will amrs keep pumping? Today was pretty solid and it's seeming like too good of a thing right now

>> No.28221545

>>28221142
>>28221423
oh yea, actually switch facebook for microsoft, they've got a way better future and it is quite possibly the best company on this planet

>> No.28221557

GTE

>> No.28221613

15k on ARKK
15k on ARKG
15k on VOO
5k for swinging if you wanna actually learn about stonks and hit a few licks.

>> No.28221655

>>28220559
Just buy two or three ETFs and forget about it. S&P500, Nasdaq and developing world for example.

>> No.28221668

>>28220559
Ignore anybody in here that's telling to invest in anything but index funds. Put it all in SPY and walk away.

>> No.28221685
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28221685

>>28220559
Here you go retard.

>> No.28221725

>>28220559
Pick up some CSCO before the market closes. Their QE statement comes out this evening. Worst case? Dump it first thing tomorrow. Best case? Ride the tiger.

>> No.28221757
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28221757

>>28220559
sqqq

>> No.28221885

>>28220559
100% into AMC calls

>> No.28221897

>>28220947
Bet he's already holding GME bags

>> No.28221898

>>28220559
Simple, buy high and sell low

>> No.28221901

>>28221467
you know people have said that to me at $4, 5, then 6, then 7, then 8, 9, 10, then 11, then 12, then 13... etc

AMRS is an insane long erm stock - called "the enxt tesla"

i expect it to be 200 dollars in the next few years

Do not be scared of dips. Ride the waves.

take this info and do what you will with it

>> No.28221920

>>28221557
>GTE
Oh please let this make a comeback. I'm in for $10k at $3, been holding that bag a long fucking time.

>> No.28221963

>>28221685
based $NOK, YGMI

>> No.28221977

Do you have a plan? If not just spy, vti, voo, vym, or your favorite arkk meme

>> No.28222010

>>28220878
Agreed ONTX is mooning right now, and they just got a big boost in china. Thanks being Biden

>> No.28222045

>>28221901
Appreciate it dude. I'll hold on to what I've got.
Good luck out there

>> No.28222194

>>28221545
Can confirm for microsoft. I had a good morning today.

>> No.28222284

>>28221270
>Buy and hold
Only if you're retarded like OP. I've nothing against swinging bby

>> No.28222870
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28222870

diversity in your investments is protection against ignorance. i don't say that to be mean, but if you don't know the game well you might make a bad pick and you need to be okay with it going down. i buy a little of the different picks i find instead of just going all in on one thing. do some reading on your own on what the stocks spy, qqq, schd and vti do, it will help you. i really like the stocks moon arkf and arkg. it'd be really cool if precious metals went up in price, maybe the companies that mine them would pay consistent dividends over a long period of time. i like a lot of stocks you probably heard of too, companies that are household names that would do well if we were in a recession. my favorite cryptocurrency is Bitcoin SV, it's different from just regular bitcoin.
you shouldn't take the posts here too seriously. find ideas you like on message boards and by talking to idiots, find reputable sources that agree with you, and think for yourself. theses things don't go against one another.

>> No.28223046

>>28220559
covid recovery stocks
it's a long hold though

>> No.28223234

>>28221685
>$OLN
based

>> No.28223291

>>28221052
Anon if you want safe shit, buy Coco cola, JPM, Aaple, McD, etc.

>> No.28223952

Put it all in LINK (Chainlink).

I can't stress this enough. This is the only real, sound advice you will get here. Buy LINK.