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>be me
>mid 20's
>net worth of $30M
>passive income of $300K-$500K a month from investments, before even considering my crypto assets
>have a 10/10 gf (pic related, that's her)
>mom gave me a $1M cottage for my birthday even though I didn't ask for anything this year

How's your portfolio looking?

>> No.28216937

>>28216845
lame thread

>> No.28216953

> insecure fag

>> No.28216957

>>28216845
TODAY I MADE MONEH HAHAHAHHA AM I COOL BOIZ?

>> No.28217043

>>28216845
Why you dating a dr suese character

>> No.28217046

>>28216845
That girl's face scares me

>> No.28217085

>>28216845
Pretty wholesome to stay with your gf after her face was mutated by third degree burns.

>> No.28217086

>>28216845
damn that guy must be a beast in a fight, imagine being immune to ball kicks baka my head its cheating senpai

>> No.28217108

>>28216845
ur gf is ugly plastic

>> No.28217110

>>28217043
Holy fuck she has that face shape

>> No.28217117

Imagine thinking that thing is a 10/10 woman

>> No.28217123

>>28216845
>10/10
10/100

>> No.28217152

>>28216845
could you have picked an uglier girlfriend?

>> No.28217210
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28217210

>>28216845
is this bait? she is ugly as fuck

>> No.28217213

That’s the bitch that stole Christmas.

>> No.28217236

>>28216845
>That girl
>10/10

>> No.28217243

>>28216845
He has a great body, why is he married to The Mummy?

>> No.28217246

>>28216845
Your GFs face reminds me of the grinch

>> No.28217277

>>28216845
That girl is literally disgusting why is her mouth so wide wtf.

>> No.28217300

>>28216845
>1 post by this ID

i can tell nobody on here browses /pol/ as much as you faggots take the bait

>> No.28217315

>>28216845
what is that creature? looks like it lives in a cave somewhere nearby

>> No.28217341

>>28216845
Your gf is 1/10 man. She ugly.

>> No.28217394

>>28216845
>does roids
>still picks up ugly chicks
kek

>> No.28217414

>>28217043
fucking nailed it

>> No.28217419
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28217419

>>28216845
If that's the girl you get at 30M ill stock with my 6 figures lmao

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28217420

>>28216845

>> No.28217443

>>28216845
I'm mostly straight, but I'd 100% suck your cock

>> No.28217455
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28217455

>>28216845

You should get some this $CLF dip bro

>> No.28217510

Where is the
>that's my gf she just blew me (shit was SO cash)

>> No.28217642
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28217642

Looks like there's a lot of insecurity, didn't realize you guys were all incels. She's a perfect beauty.

>> No.28217645

>>28216845
>Be OP
>mid 20's
>Heavy schizophrenia
>Passive income of 300-500 meds a month
>Have a 1/10 burn victim girlfriend
>mommy pls give money

>> No.28217692

>>28216845
post ss of portfolio bragging faggot

>> No.28217697

>>28217455
do you ever sleep tranny?

>> No.28217746
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28217746

This was a few months back, I'm thinking by the end of the year I'll be able to make a million in passive income. Seems like a reasonable goal.

>> No.28217770

>>28217510
My name is John and I hate every single one of you

>> No.28217806

Very gay and not based

>> No.28217880

Everyone on /biz/ is a millionaire with 300k in savings.

>> No.28217891

>>28216845
Those are men.

>> No.28217904

>>28216845
You GF looks like a frog, is that her bf there?

>> No.28217949
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28217949

>>28217642
Sorry man, but that girl is ugly plus she got a flat chest

You have no idea what beauty is if you rate that thing 10/10

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28218016

>>28216845
it's the grinch.

>> No.28218038

>>28216845
Not trying to be rude anon but going off your looks, let alone net worth, you could get a much better looking gf. Sorry to be rude but just the first thought that came into my head

>> No.28218054

>>28217642
Your girl has a horrible chest and is very ugly.
Congrats on the wealth tho.

>> No.28218056

>>28217642
They both look like unnatural freaks.

>> No.28218079

>>28217642
Nothing wrong here just a punch of porn addled guys who see flaws in anyone that isn't some perked up porn beauty.

>> No.28218093

>>28216845
guessing this is some pressed incel making this thread but if not I wont hate glad someone is enjoying life to the fullest. On the off chance this is legit. What kind of passive income did/do you have set up and what would you call the bread and butter of your stock gains?

>> No.28218161

>>28217420
glad I'm not the only one. kek

>> No.28218164

>24
>live with mom
>net worth under $5k
>just ate French bread pizza for lunch

Couldn’t be happier, I’m alive.

>> No.28218183

Is she a mean one?

>> No.28218191

>>28217642
It's like dating a broom handle.

>> No.28218212

>>28216845
Might buy $5 of doge today for my first investment. Have to pawn my Nintendo switch eitherway so I can have money until my next paycheck since my foodstamps got canceled for me "making too much money" at my minimum wage job. Might as well put a fiver on doge and pray

>> No.28218231

dude your gf is fucking horrible

>> No.28218252
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28218252

>>28217642
>when demoralization becomes renoralization due to fugly gf

>> No.28218292

>>28218079
>OP says his girl is 10/10
>10/10 would imply universally considered flawless beauty
>anons find many flaws in OPs girl
>oh no incles have unrealistic beauty standards

>> No.28218313

>>28217642
>>28216845

AHAHAHHAH WTF IS WRONG WITH HER FACE

>> No.28218360

>>28217108
Why do (((rich people))) spend money to look like shit?

>> No.28218373

She’s fine.
I hate when you autists larp like you are married to models.

>> No.28218374

>>28216845
Based Chad did you buy Hoge?

>> No.28218428

>>28216845
>>28217642
GIVE ME BACK CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING BITCH

>> No.28218462

>>28216845
Even the stinky linkie girl looks better than this abomination.

>> No.28218476
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28218476

Seems like people are more interested in my girlfriend, I thought this board was about business and finance...
Anways, she has a PhD in Immunology and she's a model too. Pretty sick.
I'm not seeing much discussion about portfolio's though...

>> No.28218494

>>28217645
kek

>> No.28218496

>>28218373
m8 she’s not good looking. There are random coomer posts here with much better looking women.

>> No.28218549

>>28218191
ie tight and easy to man handle

>> No.28218583

>>28217046
This. Complete butterface.

>> No.28218609

>>28216845
> that is unironically considered a 10/10 by larping amerifats
She’s literally a 4/10 here in northern Europe

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28218613

>>28216845
Very good anon, I'm only up to $23 mil at 30 yo but my business generates more per month than your investments. Gratz, we both still got a long way to go before we make it but we'll get there. Your gf is fucking ugly though.

>> No.28218615

Does anyone in the world really find that girl even remotely attractive? That's a 4/10 at best. Fucking ugly face, looks like a witch that had too much plastic surgery.

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28218636

>>28216845
I just made $12 on a pajeet scheme.

>> No.28218670

>>28218476
HAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAH HER FUCKING FAAAAAACCCCEEEE

>> No.28218689

>>28217300
kill yourself

>> No.28218715
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28218715

>>28217642
god damn anon, why are you dating michael jackson from the thriller music video

>> No.28218725

>>28216845
whats with her face?

>> No.28218737

>>28218476
She has an underdeveloped body and her face is going to look like utter dog shit once she starts to feel insecure about her age and pumps 5lbs of botox into it.
She already looks like a north suburban barbie doll.

>> No.28218739

>>28218476
you sound insecure bud

>> No.28218755

>>28216845
Alex Smith you look like a faggot and your gf is the grinch. Grats on the money though

>> No.28218767

Obviously this is a larp, but legitimately why would would a guy that good looking and in shape who has money go with a woman like that?

>> No.28218776

>>28217642
You're insanely handsome dude. Your gf gets mogged in these pictures.

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>>28216845

>> No.28218871

>>28216845
If you are going to larp at least make your gf cute. Jesus Christ her face looks like something out of a horror film

>> No.28218873

>>28216845
I'm not gay but this guy is hotter than the girl

>> No.28218887

That’s a dude dating a dude. That’s the best u can do with 30m net worth? Bruhhhhh

>> No.28218917

>>28218767
Because people like this are utterly tasteless despite the resources they have at their disposal.

>> No.28218929

Omg the body ! Drooool...I’ll tap that. The girl is also hot btw

>> No.28218930

>>28218609
????? She isnt 10/10 in the US either. Literally no fucking clue where she is considered 10/10

>> No.28219003

>>28217043
All that money and still has a bogged lemur gf

>> No.28219044

>be me

>be happy

>> No.28219062

>>28218476
She answered the call anon.
>PhD/career achievements
lmao

>> No.28219095

>>28218715
Kek

>> No.28219145

>>28217642
You can do better, gigachad.

>> No.28219162

>>28218930
You just replied to b8. God dammit burger.

>> No.28219195

yur gf is the grinch

>> No.28219361

Here is an advice get u an escort she will be all over u bcs of ur networth. Every upscale escort is gonna look better than the dude u are dating. Another advice don’t try to brag about how ur gf/bf is 10 bcs that dude is a 0

>> No.28219407

>>28216845
Kek, why would you include the last point? You basically admitted everything in life was handed to you, its not something to be proud of
>>28218476
>I'm not seeing much discussion about portfolio's though...
why would anyone want to discuss finances with a trust fund faggot?

>> No.28219466

>>28216845
your girl is a 7, not a 10
look at her face bro
still happy for u tho anon

>> No.28219467

>>28216845
Larp, she ugly af tho 3/10

>> No.28219570

>>28218476
>>28217746
>>28217642
>>28216845

If you are not a larp, congrats my guy, sounds like you are living well. I would recommend LINK, BNT, BTC, ETH, and AAVE as a spot to continue your passive gains, each of them can give you ROI through Defi, use BTC/fiat as your hedge against volatility.

Your lady is cute, you should make babies and bring more good into the world. cheers fren

>> No.28219617

>>28216845
Whats her boyfriend's name? Does he let you lick his cum out of her vag? And that is not a 10/10.

>> No.28219639
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28219639

>>28216845
"Zoom."
"Enhance."
"...My God.."

>> No.28219641

0/10 I have dated girls from the ghetto while working at a gas station in the hood that are hotter than her. Was driving a $400 car without a drivers window at the time. True story

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28219652

>>28218476
dude, if I were you I'd buy her new face
or even better, find another one with actual clean gene pool

>> No.28219658

>>28217043
I was just about to write the same

>> No.28219670

>>28218373
If he wasn’t larping as the ultimate gigachad she’d be fine

>> No.28219691

>>28216845
WTF is wrong with her face, WHY does she look like a fucking FROG?!

>> No.28219726
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28219726

>>28217046
What's wrong with it?

>> No.28219730

>>28216845
G guys zoom into her.
There is just something with her face that’s terrifying.

>> No.28219819

This has to be a bait thread. Post a spoon pic OP

>> No.28219873

>>28218636
based. imagine actually fucking spoiled american whores when you can afford to impregnate hundreds of third worlders.

>> No.28219886

that girl's face is fucking disgusting

>> No.28219890
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28219890

>>28218476
>posting your girlfriend (it's a man btw) in an anime imageboard and explaining yourself to anonymous people on the internet
ngmi

>> No.28219965

can i be your gf too?

>> No.28219971

>>28217300
That’s a good thing and you should go back.

>> No.28219985

sigh should have gotten russian gf anon...

>> No.28220163

>>28217642
I'm a 100% heterosexual male but if you gave me a choice between having sex with her or him I would let that dude pound my ass for days and then suck my poop and his cum off of his dick

>> No.28220364

>>28218476
Post a photo that's not off her instagram.

>> No.28220367
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28220367

Why would you name the photo the Insta handle of the guy your larping as

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28220452

>>28219639

>> No.28220453

>>28218476
Stop buying this bait. She turned 24 5 months ago. She's not old enough to have a PhD.

>> No.28220476

>>28216845
Who's the guy holding your gf?

>> No.28220538

>>28220367
kek, finally the autist we were all waiting for
sage

>> No.28220570

>>28220367
Because he's a retarded incel probably.

>> No.28220598
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28220598

>>28220367
OP, you aren’t using some people’s instagram to larp them are you? That would be very gay

>> No.28220679

>>28216845
ur gf looks like she just got in from whoville

>> No.28220703

>>28216845
not even a 10

>> No.28220712

>>28217300
/pol/fags are easy as fuck to trigger. I only go on there for the sole purpose of shitposting and constantly post bait threads that get 300+ replies

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28220753

>>28220598
im fucking dying
this is the best thread today

>> No.28220824

>>28216845
That's maybe a 7 you're holding, you skipped leg day and will pay for using steroids when you hit your 40's. Your genetics aren't to bad, but you fucked your system up when you tried to bulk up. Should have been happy with genetics given to you. Tall and skinny.

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28220828

>>28220712
unfathomably based

>> No.28220960

Enjoy your life as long as you can

>> No.28221044

>>28220598
im sure alex h smith has better things to be doing with his time then acting like a faggot on a nigerian nipple sucking forum

>> No.28221047

>>28216845
you look like a fagget

>> No.28221103

>>28220367
her name is literally in this picture filename, if you google she is some russian insta-thot
>>28218476

>> No.28221206

If slenderman had a face that's what it would look like

>> No.28221248

>check out this goblin i found

>> No.28221256

>>28216845
>>have a 10/10 gf (pic related, that's her)
Why do you left some muscular guy fuck your gf tho, that's kinda gay

>> No.28221338

>>28216845
30 million and a body like yours, I could do better. Just saying.

>> No.28221335

>>28216845
these people are living proof that you can have a hot body, try as hard as you can to be hot, your face genes won't change
Jesas they're both ugly as shit

>> No.28221535

>>28217043
FACTS LMAO

>> No.28221714
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28221714

>>28216845
I think 4Chan needs a dedicated >>>/larp/ board

>> No.28222087

>>28217046
looks like pepe

>> No.28222125

>>28216845
Fuckin alien looking bitch

>> No.28222282
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28222282

>>28216845
Your girlfriend looks like an anorexic lizard. 10/10 lel

>> No.28222885
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28222885

>>28216845
Damn that bitch is ugly

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28222896

>>28218038
I'll take an average 5/10 with a 10/10 personality over a 10/10 with a 5/10 personality.

>> No.28223246

>>28218476
I hate OP but she is goooooood

>> No.28223649
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28223649

made my day thx biz

>> No.28224086

>>28216845
dude rich people dont have gf, women liabilities so u already lost

>> No.28224187

>>28216845
How much do you pay that bull to take care of your girlfriend for you?

>> No.28224305

>>28217085
Top

>> No.28224395

>>28217043
"10/10 GF" OP doesn't have 20 20 vision

>> No.28224400

>>28216845
>>28217642
>>28218476
that's a man

>> No.28224600

>>28216845
What is your portfolio for passive income? dividend returning stocks? ETFs? which ones??

>> No.28224644

>>28217341
I'd make love to that "1/10" more than happily

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28225379

>>28216845
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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28225471

Ihave found a new defi BAEX(#baex), does anyone know about it? That's a binary platform with USD/YEN, crypto and many other stock indices. Seems profitable and reliable with Yahoo quotes source and algorithmic rentability

>> No.28225489

>>28216845
el hee hee

>> No.28225590

KEK the one guy that said Dr. Seuss face nailed it.

>> No.28225618

>>28216845
She looks like the titan that ate Eren’s mom lmao

>> No.28225831

>>28216845
Hold her hand and sing dahoo dores

>> No.28226078

>>28217043
This. I know that's not OP but still, should have chosen a pic with a girl that doesnt look like a monster.

>> No.28226157

>>28216845
>>28222087
Came here to post this. She looks like fucking pepe.

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28226227

>>28225379
actually terrifying bro and i didnt even notice before you said anything what the fuck is taht

>> No.28226285

>>28218476
It just gets worse bro. You're not doing her any favors. Just stop. If you're happy that's all that matters but she is no 10/10

>> No.28226317

>>28216845
That's 10/10 on fucking Jupiter bud topkek

>> No.28226346
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28226346

>because only happy and very secure people have the urge to post their "happy life larp" pics on anonymous board
also, your gf is ugly as fuck and you are just an average dude.

>> No.28226363

>>28217043
OP status:
Destroyed

>> No.28226390
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28226390

>>28218476
I figured it out

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28226559

Oh wow... nice GF OP...

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28226699

>>28217043

>> No.28226706

thanks OP, gonna have nightmares now

>> No.28226758

>>28226227
This anon is totally correct: >>28226390
Absolutely terrifying. If this is what $30M net worth gets you, I wanna stay poor and keep fucking cute cheap sluts.

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28226909

>>28218476
>she's a model

>> No.28227543

Bakes my noodle this does. Who goes onto an anonymous (ANONYMOUS) board on the internet and makes up lies about being rich to impress strangers?
REEKS of mental illness.

>> No.28227794

>>28216845
Your girl is hella ugly bru. Trying to flex with his 30 min but cant even get some decent pussy

>> No.28228035

>>28227543
This

>> No.28228144

>>28216845
Why is she with another man?

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28228273

>>28218476
>>28217642
>>28216845

She looks the test tube baby of Tim Curry and Steve Buscemi.

Probably a 10 out of 10 in burgerland tho.

you have a good soul OP helping the homely find love is noble

>> No.28228383

>>28217043
Haha .. yeah.. this is not attractive

>> No.28228457

>>28217642
hey if you're happy with her that's all that matters

>> No.28228522

>>28217642
Bad helmet bro

>> No.28228547

>>28228273
I couldn't even tell if you photoshopped this until I compared the images. Holy shit.

>> No.28228553

>>28218476
Seriously man
The bitch is like 6/10 on a good day
And a womanlet to boot
Yikes bro

>> No.28228644

>>28216845
10/10? She looks like a horse kek

>> No.28228680
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28228680

>>28216845
>be born rich
That's cheating.

>> No.28228873

>>28218476
she's a 5/10 and I am not even meme-ing when I say this. I'd reject her

>> No.28228893

>>28216845
>have a 10/10 gf (pic related, that's her)
Shes not 10/10 and shes anorexic/bulemic

>> No.28229080
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>>28216845
>reverse image search
>0 results

Dear God Anon, I really hope you just stole some pic from a kikebook friend.

>> No.28229260

>>28217043
OP ETERNALLY BTFO'D

>> No.28229336
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>>28216845
>>28217043
>0 matches
kek

>> No.28229345

>>28216845
Seems nice.
What made you decide to come to /biz/?
And how are you generating 10-16% of ROI with your investments?

All in Link here with only $5M and no passive income...

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>>28216845
Same as OP here.

How are your guys portfolios doing?

>> No.28229381

>>28216845
Massive larp

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>>28218016

>> No.28229427

>>28216845
Wtf? Is he saving someone from auschwitz?

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>>28216845
Looks like a pig nose.

>> No.28229576

>>28217043
This x100

Spot on anon, well done, OP completely and utterly btfo'd

>> No.28229654

poor but have a decent sized penis and i'm very attractive

>> No.28229758

Seriously bro, what is up with her face?

>> No.28229814

>>28218428
lmaoooooooooooooo

>> No.28229953

>>28216845
>That woman
>10/10
Anon I have some bad news for you.

>> No.28230011

>>28217949
approved

>> No.28230117

>>28216845
>10/10 girlfriend

Nope. I would not even let that face give me a blowjob with your dick.

>> No.28230124

>>28219726
Based blackholesun poster.

>> No.28230231

>>28217043
You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch....

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>>28217420
kek

>>28217642
Her skin looks like she takes a daily bath of fake tan. Absolutely disgusting pleb taste.
Also her mouth is so wide that you could fit your fist inside easily

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>>28218715
lel

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>>28217043
Jesus Christ. Put me in the motherfucking screen cap.

>> No.28230644

>>28217043
if this was a plebbit it would have 10k upvotes

>> No.28230792

>>28216845
She looks like DOGshit holy fuck man.

>> No.28230925

>>28216845
That's her but the guy ain't you fag.

>> No.28230939

>>28217642
Hi anon. Please tell your gf to use high factor sunscreen. Tanning is basically skin damage and will age her prematurely.

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>>28216845
Anyone else see it?

>> No.28231045

Honkler mouth lol
someone clownworld op's meme

>> No.28231127

>>28231019
Wow I did not see that

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>>28217043
OP BTFO'd

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>>28218476
Seriously if you're not a larp, with your looks and all that money you could've done way better than catching a boring, anorexic version of the Grinch

>> No.28231593

>>28231425
I'm ded.

>> No.28231617

>>28217642
Those are some fucking peasant swimtrunks. Villebrequin or your broke

>> No.28231861

>>28229367
Now thats a piece of ass.

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>>28220367
>>28221103

>haha phew, good thing this isn't real and OP is just larping
>the pictures are still real, so somewhere in the world some 6'2 white God actually settled for this broomstick abomination

>> No.28232077

That girlfriend needs to be intubated and fed. Jesus christ, why do the eating disorders make it????

>> No.28232203

>>28231425
> Imagine the smell

>> No.28232379

>>28216845
I've come to the conclusion based on my friend group, that being muscular beyond a certain point is a turn off for chicks. Ideal point is just below where you have visible abs. Other than that you want to maximize facial aesthetics by working with what you have. Girls can smell insecurity so OP's pic related would get dumped in a second

>> No.28232435

>>28216845
Is she funny or something?

>> No.28232476

>>28218476
can you imagine being this big of fucking moron. earned nothing, worked toward nothing, fucking a nothing and thinking he is winning bc he has interest off of mommy and daddys money. what a worthless pile of shit. let us know if she saves christmas this year.

>> No.28232589

>>28231425
Kek how long did this take

>> No.28232707

>>28232379
Most women think that the male underwear model types are the most attractive. Anything bigger than that is rather a turnoff for many.

>> No.28232807

>>28232589
30 hours in paint

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You make terrible decisions anon

>> No.28233171

>>28229367
now that's what I'm talking about

>> No.28233219

>>28216845
Literally 10/10 chad holding a gringe right there. Fuck what a cuck.

>> No.28233339

>>28217043
This is the shit that keeps me trapped on this Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>> No.28233645

>>28217043
Rich stay rich by being frugal. "I'm not paying for a new nose blueprint. Just give me the Michael Jackson."

>> No.28233779

>>28216845
(you)

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>>28232933

She looks like one of those Homo Sapiens Predecessors - like Erectus or Florensis or whatever they're called.

>> No.28233888

Not sure what is worse, the fact that you faggots are insulting some random guys gf for no reason, or that you actually fell for this larp

this board is fucking shit now and full of faggots

>> No.28234134

Nice larp

>> No.28234623

what will the gods think about your lame ass storeline? When you die, and depart your physical form, where will your energy and spirit go, when it's so weak and pathetic?

>> No.28234651

>>28216845
>>28217341
Solid body but that face looks like a botched surgery.
Nigga get her a new nose and stop her from lips injections

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>>28216845

Did it wash up ashore?

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>>28233339
So close anon, so close....

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>>28216845
Fixed it for you Anon, I think it was the lighting

>> No.28236435

>>28233888
>Not sure what is worse, the fact that you faggots are insulting some random guys gf for no reason, or that you actually fell for this larp

Nobody actually did, OP.

>> No.28236587

Your gf is anorexic. That's disgusting

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>>28217043
She came straight outta whoville

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>>28217043
lmao

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>>28236435
How much you bet he's still in the friendzone?

>> No.28237045

>>28218476
She is also starving

>> No.28237354

>>28236716
I bid 1 linkie

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>>28216845
Ay Dios mio, anon! You're having sex with el ayuwoki