/mcdc/ - McDonalds coin general

[Anonymous No.28180744]

Ads coming soon.

[Anonymous No.28180798]

Damn that blockfolio bullshit has hit everything hard, I've got everything in MCDC right now

[Anonymous No.28180865]

#mcdcchallenge coming soon

[Anonymous No.28180892]

someone post the instructions for how to buy? trying to make enough money to pay for an in-person session with a dominatrix

[Anonymous No.28180908]

Fuck off with obvious scam retards.

[Anonymous No.28180924]

>>28180744
based
>>28180798
how much is everything, what's your stack?
>>28180865
so fucking bullish

[Anonymous No.28180943]

>>28180908
Azad detected

[Anonymous No.28180955]

So bullish

[Anonymous No.28180979]

>>28180892
Everything here: https://mcdcoin.finance/

[Anonymous No.28180987]

Any mcmarines in elonx? Tempted throw some gains short term to increase my donnie bags

[Anonymous No.28180993]

Just join $elonx maccaz boiz

[Anonymous No.28181005]

>>28180744
Is she part of the APOLLO crew?

[Anonymous No.28181042]

>>28180987
>>28180993
Kek

[Anonymous No.28181044]

>>28180987
>>28180993
>another BKNG scam to steal money from MCDC, the people's coin.

[Anonymous No.28181071]

>>28180987
>>28180993
>we need to go to the thread of big daddy MCDC, so we can grift some breadcrumbs for ourselves

[Anonymous No.28181135]

>>28180744
Let's McFuckingGo bois

[Anonymous No.28181136]

>>28180892
see pic
>>28180908
cucks like you show up in every thread. I get why you're sad that you didn't buy in during the presale thread. But you're gonna be a lot sadder when we're measuring the price in the dollars.
It's a 37M supply coin anon. Even just 1 percent of DOGE's market cap would put the price at $2.70
Do you honestly think there won't be normies who want to buy McDonaldsCoin when they find out about the shitstorm?
>rugpull
WHAT fucking rugpull? Just join our community for a day and you'll realize this isn't a pump-and-dump scheme. We're just a couple hundred anons from /biz/ who are all gonna fucking make it using meme magic.
>t me mcsheks
come make it with us, anon. Today is a perfect buying opportunity. You can still catch this when it's mostly nothing more than "that annoying token that won't stop showing up on /biz/"

[Anonymous No.28181179]

>>28180979
>>28181136
thanks kind anons

[Anonymous No.28181303]

>>28181179
you're welcome anon! You seem cool, you should join our telegram.
>t dot me slash mcsheks

[Anonymous No.28181306]

>>28181136
This x100
You have an even better opportunity now that the price has dipped a bit

It's gonna go skyhigh as soon as the normies find out

[Anonymous No.28181350]

>>28181179
You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One

[Anonymous No.28181394]

>>28181350
sorry anon i dont indulge in this edgy behavior anymore i was already arrested once because of 4chan never again

[Anonymous No.28181475]

>>28181394
all good. MCDC is designed for any kind of audience.

[Anonymous No.28181603]

>>28181394
It's okay. We're going to do it for black lives and racial justice

[Anonymous No.28181789]

>>28181350
okay i know this is a line from the sopranos opening theme but please don't shoot anyone for mcdonaldscoin anon. it's not worth it

[Anonymous No.28181835]

>>28181394
story? you don't have to. just curious

[Anonymous No.28181956]

>>28181789
I started watching The Sopranos this week, don’t worry he won’t kill anyone for at least a couple episodes

[Anonymous No.28182365]

>>28181835
POOPA

[Anonymous No.28182553]

>>28181136
>a 37M supply coin anon. Even just 1 percent of DOGE's market cap would put the price at $2.70
Shiiet nigger whats the highest price potential if everything is going as planned?

[Anonymous No.28182580]

>>28182553
McDonalds buyout where 1 MCDC = 135 usd

[Anonymous No.28182661]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVj3vp-lho

[Anonymous No.28182665]

>>28181789
>3dpd

[Anonymous No.28182873]

>>28181835
sure, ill give you the brief
>be 15 yo me in 2015
>be autistic delinquent
>for reference, school had demerit system that escalates privileges lost the more demerits you get
>only one in school history to ever get max demerits, even before arrest
>wasnt allowed to bring backpack, phone, use school computers, eat lunch in lunchroom, or use bathroom without permission, they had me on lockdown

anyways
>friend, Faggot, terrified of 4chan
>thinks its some sooper l33t site used mainly by criminals and pedophiles
>to antagonize him, post thread with body "going to blow up my school tomorrow, any advice for how to get maximum kills?"
>his ugly asian face is OP pic

>friends think its funny, Faggot is shitting his pants
>i larp in the thread for a bit pretending to actually take advice into account and modify my plan
>once it hits page 1 kinda realize i fucked up and attempt to nuke thread with images
>kinda works thread down in like a half hour
>phew
>faggots still making new threads discussing my now-deleted thread and how fucked i am but fuck them
>go to sleep 11:30

>2:30 AM
>mommy knocks
>"anon, the police are here to talk to you"
>oh fuck
>go downstairs
>two of our finest
>oh fuck
>they begin questioning me about my posts etc.
>too retarded to stfu and get a lawyer bc 15 yo
>comply completely, waive miranda rights and consent to dog search to prove i dont have any explosives
>take me down to the station and make up my profile, take my fingerprints, etc
>entire time printout of thread with Faggot's face on it on table
>would be funny if i werent getting buttfucked
>have to explain to boomer cops 4chan terminology
>mods
>ishygddt
>an hero
>even kys i shit you not
>weeks later had to do the same with boomer lawyer
>send me back home for few hours, obviously not allowed to leave
>summoned back to station and they fit me with ankle bracelet, 3 months house arrest awaiting trial

[Anonymous No.28183002]

>>28182873
luckily threw jew lawyer sorcery i was able to eventually get my record clean. shitty 3 months on house arrest and 1 year probation though
i also had to attend a "youth firestarters" program for literal sociopaths because they found fucking sparklers in my house which were illegal in my state, so naturally they assumed i was some sort of arsonist. i went to the preliminary meeting with the program leaders or whatever and after the screening ("do you enjoy hurting animals?") they asked me why i was here and i told them fucking sparklers. they didnt make me come back lmao

[Anonymous No.28183637]

>>28182873
>>28183002
oh my god wow. i can see why the cops got involved but fuck that sucks. glad you got it off your record and glad to have you onboard!!

[Anonymous No.28184084]

>>28182873
lmao American schools are literally prisons.
That's not surprising since they're full of niggers

[Anonymous No.28184148]

>>28182873
We are going to tear down the financial (((system)))

[Anonymous No.28185533]

>>28184084
You can use MCDC to start better schools

[Anonymous No.28186149]

>>28180924
Stop posting like a pajeet, you're probably the same anon that was posting trannies yesterday thinking it was some good ad. Legit, I was about to invest in one thread then the very next thread you start pooing it up. Holy fuck thank God I didn't pull the trigger. This is falling apart.

[Anonymous No.28186263]

>>28186149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTZ8BVAlFE

[Anonymous No.28186803]

>>28186263

[Anonymous No.28187134]

>>28180744
This, accumulation phase rn, none of the top holders have sold. I'm just a lousy cashier so it doesn't really matter but I'm not gonna sell until at least 1 $.

[Anonymous No.28188024]

>>28186149
>>28186263
the pajeet FUD is so fucking tired. do you honestly want me to post wrist because I will

[Anonymous No.28188027]

>>28187134
we need more holders bois, its only 430 rn. the memes are too good for this coin to go unnoticed

[Anonymous No.28188287]

>>28188027
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.28189304]

So who's gonna do the #mcdcchallenge?

[Anonymous No.28189318]

>>28188024
Burgerking poojet FUDding /ourcoin/

[Anonymous No.28189348]

>>28189304
What's the challenge?

[Anonymous No.28189899]

>>28180744
Checked. You can't stop what's coming
Fuck blockfolio
Night of the long burgers soon

[Anonymous No.28190160]

>>28189899
CZECHED

[Anonymous No.28190430]

>>28180744
How long until 1 $MCDC = 1 Big Mac?

[Anonymous No.28190605]

>>28190430
EOW

[Anonymous No.28190779]

>>28190605
SOUND OF McWINNING

[Anonymous No.28191167]

>>28190779
WAIFUS!!!

[Anonymous No.28191269]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MCDC. The concept is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical shitposting most of the memes will go over a typical pajeet's head. There's also CommaClub's schizo outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Tim Draper's viral marketing, for instance. The McNiggers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these BigMacs to realize that they're not just pieces of meat and buns- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike MCDC truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius CommaClub's existencial catchphrase "We will sell to McDonals @ 135 USD @5B post money valuation" which itself is a cryptic reference to Rubic's epic Pump and Dump. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Club's genius unfolds itself on their uniswap screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a MCDC tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 MCDC of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[Anonymous No.28191282]

We're gonna McMake it, anons

[Anonymous No.28191355]

>>28191269
keyed

[Anonymous No.28191918]

Genuine question, are you just allowed to use the McDonald's name for this? If it's a loophole that's dope as fuck.

[Anonymous No.28192480]

>>28191918
who can stop you

[Anonymous No.28192933]