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closing bell edition>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>I love Lumhttps://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura>Free chart:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://wallmine.com/https://tikr.com/>>28123775
So you mean to tell me that not only NOK but now BB is going to the moon as well?
>>28126706I WILL NOT fomo into AEZS
everyone laughed at me for holding sndlwho is laughing now salmon fags?
>>28126706There is no dip, every Green Day is now a red day buying opportunity.
WHEN WILL THIS BULL RUN END I WANT TO POST MY BEAR MEMES
>all green day>only up 1.5% across my whole portfoliowhy does it not feel good? all I can think about is how if I was balanced a little differently it would've been 10% up instead
Just bought BFARF market order and instantly lost 16 percent. I forgot I needed to put limits but like why the fuck does it do that.
Absolutely phenomenal day.
PssstOver here, I got a meme stockAQB, mutant salmon biotech
am i overdiversified /smg/?
>up 20% on the dayFinally beat daily inflation again. Evens out last week
>>28126780ME TOO. NEVER
>I’m retarded so everyone else is tooMargin is for big dick gorilla niggas not pansy boys like youThat’s why I don’t believe this tards who tried to give me shitty tokens >remember retards, I use fucking great poolz, I don’t need you trash
and just like that.. my portfolio will NEVER go under 30k again
AEZS pls keep going up
Did I get scammed buying CRBP today
+10% today on a diversified portfoliowow
>buy aezs today>sell at fomo tomorrow morning>buy back tomorrow after the dipe z money
I didn't tell anyone about WIN.VOops!
>>28126706Lum has no bum
Bought 43 shares of AEZS. Will buy more tomorrow if it is red
I want to invest in ford and nintendo as safe, long term investments, and because they are companies i give half a shit about. but they just keep rising. when am i supposed to buy if they never dip or dump
>>28126753yes, this was known a month prior, the reason BB is being suppressed right now is so institutions can accumulate, buy now while it's still cheap
>5 random ass shit penny stocks i refused to sell for 8 months suddenly pump +40% to +80% and i'm green on all of them even profited on someuh ok thanks i guess random ass stock market clown shit.
I have come to tell you to buy NOK
>meme about znga for the past 2 days>people actually buy itWell done, gents.
>>28126849how do you scan for good penny-stocks, sensei?
>>28126853No I have about 10 stonks at once usually, sometimes more
Markets are closed and F is up by the end.I sure hope you bought the dip.
who's ready for the big down wednesday?
Fuck I was setting up some sell limits on qld and sso to trim because I think we will have a dip soon. And I fuckingggggg set my sell limit on QLD for fuckingggggg 99$ because I thought I was doing sso. Least it just market sold
>>28126941>red dayLiterally how?
crazy day can't wait to lose it all after hours.
>>28126025>>28126092>>28126195I didn't even mention Tesla but you oily niggers can't help but bring it up.Tech has been bullshit for 5 years apparently yet if you've been buying XOM instead of TSM, TOELY, PCRFY, APPL or even muh TSLA you'd be suicidal. You couldn't pay me to touch that shit.
MY WEAK HANDS COULDNT BUY CLF AND I MISSED THE PUMP.
I am about to explode with happiness. I love mommy cathie so much
Will TLS ever not fucking crab? FUCK
Tinny is shitting up the board, make him leave.
feels good man
Trading is fun. Gaining sub min wage is not fun.How to git gud?
What is the average amount of time you guys hold onto stocks?
>>28127041bought PLTR at the local top
>>28126753BB is literally going to the moon. I like it.The first GREEN day for me in a while boys. I'm stonked. I'd like to thank HIMX, he's my special little guy.
262.12 until i hit 5 figure hellcan't wait
BUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOVE 1 AT CLOSE MR. PETROS!
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.03%, smol caps truly flying, getting a lil worried they're overextended. TSLA announces large BTC purchase so I'm up on that too, getting severely concerned the tether rumors (or some other BTC fuggery) might be true, that'll knock TSLA off their highs, all the p/e's over 40 will start to take a hit, yields will rise, underpriced VIX will spike, haha that'll never happen right?
>>28127110Just have more money to put into the market
>>28126706Should I just buy arkf calls instead of buying shares in shit? I already have a lot of shares
>250k buy spike at closing for HIMXHIMX CHADSWE ARE GOING TO THE MOONRISEWITH ME
I bought SOS today. I hope I won't regret it.
>>28127004Found the druid, what do I win?
>>281271133-4 ms, I'm into HFT
>>28126974Motley Fool put nintendo as a best buy at 63$ dollars. Somewhat unlikely it'll come back down now but I've seen some MF picks touch the buy price then go back to double. I've had it since 60.
>>28126780Get fucking in. This is the first ride. This will see $10 in a month. AEZS TO THE FUCKING MOON BOYS.
post yfw when AEZS issues new shares at the current price
>>28126947Good plan. WIll do the same
New to this, worried that the bullish trend of the market is setting me up with unrealistic expectations.
>>28126917Yes, sell tomorrow and never talk about it again.Please, please, I can't wait for you to post your shitty pepes with some other stock.Just leave us the fuck alone, go ahead please.
Holy shit Disney on full FOMO status, I hope it goes red day tomorrow just so my options don't get too crazy.
>red since I took a shower and errands break after retarded OCGN buy>Last minute greenWew
>inflation beatenWhat a day. And I even sold 300 shares of OCGN at open lmao. Couldve really made some gains if I wasnt a paperhanded bitch.
Well CRSR bros, we're either going to wake up a little bit richer or a lot more poorer tomorrow.
>>28126753making me feel better about my little BBs
>>28127205Post your shares and I will buy sometime before aftermarket closes
>>28127004Why the fuck is Adolph Hitler in the backgroud of your image?????
>>28127172I think so, I’m kind of biased tho
>>28127149>BB>PLTR>UUUU>APHAToday was a good day
does anybody else here have afrm? it fuckin ripped today
>>28127205>In the tank after hours
>>28127267why would you throw that much money at something that shot up 250% you blithering buffoon
Not bad for a poorfag
>>28127261I've been holding DIS calls since December
>>28127149I bought stuff today. Soxl, jets, vsto and god help me i'm going to gamble on corsair earns.
>>281271493x leveraged tech ETFs are the strongest magic
>finally beat daily inflation without shilled memes
>>28126849Holy fucking ahit. And I thought I had a good day.What broker is that?
>>28127149up 6% thanks to CLF and AMD waking up
is it even possible to lose money in this market
>>28126979Oh I'm already in around 13.50, bought some at 11 to average down, I didn't even sell at the meme pump to 28$ because i was preoccupied with GME and AMC
>>28127149You're back! You were missed fren, glad we're back to normal.EXTREMELY comfy +3.6% today (luv u PLTR). Got some funds coming down the pipeline, might buy some CRUS, might buy some SOXL idk.
>>28127305https://nypost.com/2020/12/03/politician-named-adolf-hitler-wins-election-in-namibia/on vacation after winning his election
>>28127181if you look carefully you can find Adolf Hitler in that image.
>>28127205Why is it going to $10?
How can you tell which short ETF will increase the most when SHTF?UVXY seemed to do the best with the corona-virus flash crash.
>>28127305LMAO Thanks for the laugh anon.
I don't know what to invest into. All of the ones shilled here seems to have already jumped in price and corrections are inevitable.
>>28127149Very good day, hit a new ATH after a bad month in January
>>28127294Uhhhh...bro?Inflation is 14%
>>28127434federal reserve is giving away money all you have to do is go into the markets and reach for it
>>28127222It went up 200%+ today, its almost inevitable
Just lowered my NOK average down from 6.10 to 5.46. We're gonna make it, NOKbros.
STOCKS ARE SO COMFY
>>28127365Same reason I immediately went off to do errands for 2 hours after doing it. Not thinking and had shit to do
OCGN10 shares $3.06sell?
>>28126849Fucking congrats bro
>>28127328This is LONG.>>28127303Here.
>>28127021Been doing this a long time. I have a long list of stocks on my watchlist that I pick up from everywhere.I don't use stock scanners. I trawl forums and websites looking for shit people are talking about and then I do DD on them.For example, Aqua Bounty has been on my watchlist for at least 2 years since I saw an obscure YouTube video on the company.
>>28127159What do you get out of shilling these guys?
>>28127440I've been having a chaotic few weeks >_<My sleep schedule is now reset and I probably won't fall asleep at my desk and miss the dings this week!
>>28127479wait until the next shill. but will you have the balls to jump in ? what about on a red day? or crabs for a few ?
>>28127004>there are actually 3 whole druids, and a hitlerwew lad
suck to be so damn conservative in this clown market. i want some of those gains too
>>28127149up 5.5% today. God bless glowing green rocks
Eeked out a green day lads. Im gonna make it.
bigly of the thankful that ALPP pumped hard in the last minutegives hope for a $9-$10 crack at things tomorrow
>>28127600I saw some dude get 3c for 8/20 today on unusual whales
>you didn't buy XOM at the closingwhy do you insist on staying poor?
>you will never make money off manganese
>MNXXF>MANGANESE>MANGANE SEX CORPBill Murray knows what it is, do you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=114&v=xrcgjMJmvNg
first reply to end with a 1 tells me what stock to dump $100 into
Bought 100 AEZS, will they send me growth hormones to my house now?
>>28127603high-effort high reward
>>28127431Fucking finally this tranny stock decides to wake up
>>28127603What’s your guess on pt on AQB for options?
How much do you realistically need to trade full time? I have $15k in my IRA and $22k in my TDA account.
UUUUbros how we feelin? When is this baby hitting 10 dollars?
Best ETF for bongs? I want to buy ark but can’t and I have 20k doing nothing.
Anyone enjoying that steady SSL gain?
>>28127149>Bought cheap UVXY options to flip during next sell off>My SOXL and TQQQ printing money as usual to cover all my expenses>Silver miners are taking off, silver is going to stealth creep up the next few months>Sold all my Meme stocks at ATH past few days and made enough to buy a Tesla off the lot.Things are looking good I have to say, hope everybody shakes off the vojo and hops on the midnight train to success
>>28127652>Buy 7 shares at open>Go up over 5%So this is the power of SOXL...
>>28126849who shilled you those
>>28127775More than that.
what even is psth????????
Any XPEV fags here?wasnt earnings suppose to be today?
>>28127466Because there's hype on the COVID pill on Twitter and Stockwits and Biden wont let go of the COVID drama he just put 1billion on Vaccine awareness. This is Fundamentals+Hype. Even if theyre not succesfull the run up in a couple of months will keep AEZS pumping. The run up is what matters.
>>28127381Kek, I bought DIS during the march sale event. Green baby for life. I do mean life cause I ain't never selling.
Thank you to whoever shilled ZNGA last thread, bought in 10 minutes before market close and already up 5%
>>28127546Those are a hold until Phase 3 results.
>>28127775I have even less that. You can make money daily trading just forex if you're not a pussy nor a moron, and you read macroeconomic reports daily at 7-8 am EST.
>>28127775More than that if you have any sense of self-preservation in the context of a bear market.
Today was a good day
>>28127800I like Baillie Gifford American B accumulation
>>28127312Premiums are all too expensive already. :(
> NOK> i am forgottenNokings... Where are you...https://seekingalpha-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/seekingalpha.com/amp/news/3659345-nokia-has-been-selected-by-deutsche-telekom-to-modernize-optical-transport-network
>>28127149I managed 1.5%Not yet in GMI territory, but very happy
>>28127789feeling comfy. unironically just gonna forget about it until next year.
>VALE and CLF finally wakingThese bags are starting to feel less and less heavy bros
Doing a hot take: CGC will miss very badly and tank 20% causing a needed correction on cannabis. TLRY will move down briefly 16% but bounce quick because people will finally assign Messiah Status on the stock once and for all.
>>28126706For me, it's small-mid cap drone stocks
CRPB tumbling as soon as market closes
YOU DID BUY CTRM LAST FRIDAY WHEN I SHILLED IT DIDNT YOU ANON?
>>28127735>40 years later this is still one of the funniest movie scenes everIt's depressing how bad things have gotten
>>28126849So I should buy the bottom 2 is what you're saying
we need a red day, i need to see the wojacks and the fear. i need newfags out
>>28127149+4.6% today and it could have beenore if I didn't have 10% in QQQ.
>He keeps ignoring me about WWR and doomping all his money into UUUU instead.>WWR consistently outperforms Bane meme stock>giggling-thotties.pngA lotta loyalty for a hired gun.
>>28127872I'm approaching +40% and they haven't even announced a target lmao
>>28126706>FLTThank you canadian shill anon.
This is my meme folio today, it’s included in the total -$1200 from AMC
>>28126999Time in market beats timing marketAlso check'd
>>28127955NOK has crabbed between $4-$6 for 5+ years. There's literally nothing they can do to break them out of that. Not even 5G on the moon.
>>28127884I just daytraded it today, should I buy back in AH? Are you worried about them doing an offering after a day like today?
VIVE CHADS [email protected]
>>28128065SAME I NEED CHEAPIES I CANT BUY AT THEE LEVELS
>>28128013yea and i sold it today KEKfuck the boat jew
>>28127434If you listened to that mutant salmon doofus.
>>28127955I'm hear and gonnw hold for a while.
I up nigga, i up nigga, benz be rollin nigga bens be droppin
>>28128065>tfw haven't posted a pink wojak since October
>bull day>no gain CRBPexplain yourselves dude weed shills
>>28126853nope doing well lad
>60.00clown world shit
>>28127328>not scooping up the cheapiesganbare shamiko, one day you will be a demonlord who finally makes it
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY??????????????
Okay, what's the after hours buy, friends?
>>28127971not supported on apps I use, chose someone else
>Fidelity says I have less money than basic math says I shouldUnsettled activities is showing less than it should. Do they tax it immediately or some shit?
>>28127149I stayed out of the market for a while.Gonna buy in tomorrow, since today closed above my meme daily clouds
>in OCGN @ 10>sold @ 18>Bought back @ 16Everything I have except for shitty gme is in the green.>I know I fucked up, please laugh
Man fuck you to whoever said to get BFARF over MARA, you made me miss out on massive massive gains.
>>28128252everything is up dude how are you not making moneydont tell me your holding cash jfc
Always inverse the sunday night doomers and bobos
Only saving grace today was the unlikely candidate, BOTY. Let’s give it up for our boy.
+$20k day on a $150k portfolio. All this green is making me nervous, I feel like I'm not allowed to make it.
>>28127419>>28127419Why didnt you shill SING sooner you sneaky sunovabitch?
CRBP chads wya
>>28128238>0 liquidity left in my accountDay trade rules more like gay trade rules.
>>28127149I'm up 4.22%
>>28127250>did i get scammed because my stock didn't go up 50% in one day
>>28128013I bought, but you still lied about the fucking fleet size.I'll take and accept, the first day we close above $1, as an apology.
>>28128237yes it should be below 20
>>28127685I just started buying stonks a few days ago, so far so good.
should i just liquidate nok and crpb at a loss and just put it into a single share of soxl?
RUG PULL WHEN???
>>28128297wp on OCGNbut should have bought at 15
another day another 300 euro lost on my AMC bags
>>28128297we've all made that mistake. it sucks ass but it happens. the lesson to be learned is to exercise patience after your fomo meme pays off. youll get it right next time
is it ok to buy fractional shares or is that a meme
>>28128019it really is great, isn't it? so is golf.
>only down -5$ total after my qcom pre-marinara trench from last weeknice, did all the bobos get shot today? My entire portfolio was green. Even mutant fish!
>>28128373I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING SING AND RLFTF EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST WEEK. I BOUGHT IT AT .01 AFTER IT WAS U0 200% ALREADY
>>28128379it's for your own good friend :^)
>>28127205>FOMO'd in at 3.30>down 2.75 nowFUCK
Got quadsCheck 'em
What are some good nokia leaps?
>>28128252AMD, it's what all the GMEtards are parking their gains in
>>28127179me too homie
Kek, bought WIMI on today's dip @ 9.69. Finished at 10.03. Feels good that my investment is off to a good start lol.
>>28128514Just wait until market tomorrow
23andme, that genome mapping company, is going public in 3-4 monthsExpect a massive pump in the beginningYou've heard it here first
DO NOT SELL UR SNEED FAGGITZZZZ
>>28128422>>28128516AAAAAAAA GET OUT GET GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!
>>28127546Hold until phase 3. Buy the dip tomorrow. If it succeeds it's going to be the preferred vaccine because America fuck yeah.>My pasta on why OCGN hits $100+between it following SAVAs meme trend and them having sales rights to a covid vaccine Americans will actually take, that also works on multiple strains, that you only need to get stabbed once for, that doesn't fuck with your mRNA, I also like the stock.
>>28128495yes to both. I recently moved to TX where I can golf all year round. Very comfy
damn i got tricked into bagholding MP their earnings arent gonna be until march.
>>28127149I made a shit load today...
>>28128637I didn't even buy the meme stocks. I just happened to start when all that did.
>>28127020>CRSR earnings tomorrow morningWho else forgot to sell before market close today?g-guys i'm scared
>>28128606>buy stock>it go up>dump at +30% before everyone else>pocket retards moneystock birthing get pumped so fucking hard.
How'd your Monday go anons? Made some steady gains for the first time after going near full retard on GME, but I've learned my lesson.
>>28128222>>no gain CRBP............words cannot describe this retardation
>>28128727What's wrong with nokia?
>>28128101Maybe try posting cute anime girls next time
I'm sensing strength in Cyber. But who tf do I buy?
>>28128540How did you find this pic of me n my stripper gf? O_O
>>28128462There's still hope.I'm mad because this morning I knew it was going to drop to $15ish, set a buy order for 14, panicked when it raced back up to high 17 and bought in too high.
>>28128501well call me tar and feathered cause I'm a bird. >going in tomorrow on the first dip in SING.
Bros I just want to buy a penny stock that gives me 800% gains in one week. Why can't I do this?
>>28128650furthermore, it's not an mRNA vaccine and as such doesn't need to be stored in sub-0 temperatureshttps://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/science/coronavirus-vaccine-tracker.html
>>28128757+1.5% not bad but not beating 3% daily inflation
>>28128222Lmao did you buy last week or something? The shill has be shilling it since $1.60
>>28128136Not worried about it. I might take some profits at ATH tomorrow but I believe this is the first run up and the FOMO only begins. Read Twitter and Stockwits. I'm not gonna exit my position now for pennies when this could run up to $10+ in 2 months and I walk out with $100kEveryone should be going LONG on Biotech right now. We're gonna make it boysBREAKING NEWS: CNBC SHILLING AEZS HERE WE GO. NEW PT: $10 EOW
thoughts on twitter faggits like mr zack morris and pj matlock
>>28128699Should have bought SOXL
>>28127021NOU. youre welcome
>>281287992 scoops you are a 130lb curry nog. Kys
>>28128492Fractional shares are disgustingly unaesthetic, but other than that they're fine if you're too poor for whole stocks.
>>28128879Added, thanks pham
>>28128799Your IP was in one of your ban screencaps.
What's happening with TAN? Usually it's up like 10% on golden bull days but today it's only like 2%
my god everything has gone up so high. what do i buy? i feel like anything i buy into at this point is so high im much more likely to lose
>>28127955>5billion shares>need to fund new contracts>now 6billion shares
>>28128492I avoid them because I have a snaking fear brokers round not in youe favor everytime and skim fractions of your money per transaction but if you find one with a clean split Id guess theyre ok. The real money is made in percentages anyway not units.
>>28128703I'm in there, don't worry so much about it.If it pumps, you can sell for a profit. And if it dumps, you can buy more to average down.You can't lose!
>>28128703Sell on market open before it crabs downn and then drop 30% after earning more in one quarter than they did all of last year.
>>28128399Its still more than the SINGLE fucking vessel they had when they were trading at 7$.
>>281287573.5%. Barely made it today. Just recently started shifting portfolio. We'll see what the future holds.
>>28127061did you forget how overpriced oil was under Bush/ObamaPrepare Bidenbros to take oil over $200 with their bullshit "environmentalism.
Bros what’s the biggest hole you’ve had to crawl out of?I’m a poorfag and yall lost what I lost on the daily, so I know there’s hope but I still feel awful.
>>28128492it fucks you out of being able to place limit or stop orders, so yes it's a huge meme
>>28128873Should've got in on the chinese pump n dumps last week. I was lucky enough to find AACG and ride the POOMP all the way to the top. >>28128884Very nice anon. I'm sitting comfortably at 3.6% but then again my portfolio is only worth about $1200.
HOLY SHIT SOXL TO SPLIT 15:1https://www.direxion.com/press-release/direxion-announces-forward-and-reverse-splits-of-five-etfs
God bless Biden fucking up our electric grid and talking about the weather >Gevo
red afterhours is market manipulation and should be banned FAKS
Today was ok
>>28128873Finding a penny stock that goes up at all is a needle in a haystack deal. More often than not you end up losing.
>>28128903Its keeping well in aftermarket, I think this is it. I'm gonna make like 10k tomorrow if this gets a fomo run
>>28128601Buyer beware. Wimi has a nasty habit of soaring then dumping. Enjoy the ride but definitely keep your stop losses in place.
>DIS up by almost $9 today>Have some stock on a different account somewhere.Jesus, I've earned some actual fucking money from that company, even without Covid.
>>28129079More cheapies for me
>>28129143Why does this word trigger people so much?
AEZS back in the game in After Hours. >>28127328PT: $10 EOW.Listen to me this time retards. Buy and fucking hold.
>>28129115So you're saying CRPB was a bad buy.
>>28128637>>28128700GME got me interested in the stock market again, but I never bought any either. Trying to play smart and go for steady growth instead of memes.
>>28128147RIGHT FUCKING HERE
>>28127603>>28127751c-can I get to know what kinda forums/websites you're speaking of?would be nice to not have to slave this hard
>>28129218stop typing like a faggot if you don't want to get called a faggot, retard
Did anyone else lose everything on GME?No? Just me?
>>28129055My biggest loss was not capturing unrealized gains of 20k. I've lost here and there but never been in a hole. Pick actual winners from the shit that is shilled here. Learn about your investments and why youre making them.
>>28129081It will dip tomorrow, right?
>>281271498.7% thanks to weed stocks and meme picks from my boys on /smg/. Thank you.
>>28129079thats good news, I'll actually be able to wheel it now
>>28128650>that doesn't fuck with your mRNAyou have no idea how a mRNA vaccine works
>>28128903Ok just going small with 200 shares this time around. What clued you into AEZS btw?
>>28126706/v/irgin here. I'm a complete newfag when it comes to crypto. Is Exodus a good walltet for me?
>>28129220r u the og shill?
>>28129148but it's currently on the moon. sure it might get higher but it could dump any second.
>>28129283sorry reddit we actually know how the market works instead of throwing away our money to "stick it to the kikes"
>>28129140I'm up 350% / 25k. Not selling for anything under $10.
>>28129283Anyone who bought GME beyond 300 is retarded. And Im being generous when i set the limit at 300.
>>28129371Hey asshole, this isn't crypto general. Fuck right off.