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I’m 23 with about $2000. I go to a top university for math, therefore I’m very smart. But I know absolutely nothing about money and finances. my dad just hooked me up with a job that’ll allow me to invest $1000 a month- how do I become a millionaire in 3 years?

>> No.28120700

Buy HOGE and wait

>> No.28120923

>>28120602
>I’m very smart
>has dad get job
>asks biz for advice

You are not very smart.

>> No.28120985

>>28120602
Just invest in a shitcoin that will do a x1000 and you can do it in a week. Imagine waiting three years.

>> No.28121078

>>28120602
Make more money

>> No.28121252

>>28120602
you again ? fucking buy btc eth ada and fuck off

>> No.28121321

>>28120923
You’re a coping faggot and you’re wrong. I go to a top university dumbass

>> No.28121386
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>>28121321
>I go to a top university dumbass
NIGGER

>> No.28121479

>>28121386
What in the fuck is this? I only recognise the tranny with purple hair on the left

>> No.28121491

>>28120602
if you double your $1000 every month, you’ll have a lot of money

>> No.28121506

>>28120602
>how do I become a millionaire in 3 years?
Will take a little more than 3
>finish your applied math degree,
>get a business phd
>Starting salary 280k at most universities

>> No.28121592

>>28120602
Lurk here. Read an in-depth book/watch an in-depth course on the workings of blockchain and finance (MIT has one pretty good free course on this, don't just watch something that tells you uhh blockchain those are blocks connected you know like lego XD, those simplistic ones are useless), so that you have full understanding of what all these defi coins and shit do.
Do the same for investing - learn how companies work, how you can find for yourself if one is undervalued etc.

While you're in the process of doing all of this, lurk /biz/ and you'll soon get an idea of how stuff works there, you can also throw down a few k's and try your luck with some coins if you feel like it, just make sure to do your own research and not fall for some scam.

After you have actual finance and technology/blockchain knowledge to back it up, you'll have no problems taking a look at any project shilled here or anywhere else and after 30 minutes to afew hours seeing if it has actual value, and if it does, you can go and look deeper into it and eventually invest. And make sure to diversify somewhat etc. etc. standard risk management.

>> No.28121596

>>28121386
check that absolute unit in the back dining with the african gentleman

>> No.28121598

>>28121386
that head cant be real

>> No.28121797

>>28121321
You act like that means something you faggot nigger.

>> No.28121813

>>28120602
>>28121321
>I go to a top university
>for math
>I'm very smart
Ok, then you don't need our help
See ya

>> No.28121846

>>28121592
Kinda forgot to add, going through just 1 book or course won't be enough probably, you have to keep up with it, if you bump into something you don't yet know very well about crypto/investing/finance etc. just find some material on it and keep doing that, eventually you'll have built up enough of a knowledge base.

>> No.28121896

>>28121598
yeah they shopped it to be smaller

>> No.28121980

>>28120602
invest into real estate and just use the Brrrr method. You can buy houses without ever seeing them also if you live in like commiefornia. just get a good property manager and inspector. Use an FHA on your own first house buy a multiunit and then rent out the other parts. This method will take you probably 8 years to become a millionaire but you'll enjoy evicting single mothers in the downtime.

>> No.28121994

>>28121813
but I admitted I know nothing about finance you moron. Tell me how to become a millionaire or fuck off

>> No.28122315
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I found the original. The head is still unreal.

>> No.28122408

>>28121994
read my post faggot
lurk biz to get general idea of how shit works (mostly crypto-related) you can learn from other anon's mistakes and welldoings etc.
study finance/investing/blockchain/whatever shit you want to invest in and study it in depth
learn basic risk management
and actually invest

1k a month is great, there's anons here who've made it starting with less than that, good luck

>> No.28122518

>>28121321
So? I know loads of people that went to top unis and were clearly 'book smart'. had no general awareness other than studying

you might just be average with a work ethic, going to a top uni doesnt guarantee shit

>> No.28122579

>>28120602
Dont listen to these gambling degens. Buy Bitcoin, eth, link, and aave. These are all cryptos that will last. Don’t try and catch pump and dumps. Just do this and put your head in the sand. You’ll be rich.

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>>28120602
if what you say is remotely true just buy what your other rich friends and their dads are buying, it's that fucking easy. if you don't have any rich friends, then yeah, make some rich friends that invest because you are at a top university. /biz/ is hard mode for people without that network, you are in the wrong place.

>> No.28122627

>>28121386
why does the balding tranny have an egg head

>> No.28122734

>>28122315
what is this, tranny general?

>> No.28122748

>>28121797
kek, this

>> No.28122852
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>tfw I got better advice in this thread larping as the faggot who originally made it
Never change biz

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>>28121321

>> No.28122901

>>28121321
If it's a top uni in Asia okay
If it's a top uni in the West it's a transgender clown school

>> No.28122982

>>28120602
>I’m 23 with about $2000. I go to a top university for math, therefore I’m very smart.
oh noo
t. dumbass that also majored in math at a top university

>> No.28123065

>>28121321
>I go to a top university
Oh so you're black?

>> No.28123104

>>28122315
I just never noticed that huge dude in the back kek, I wonder if he’s their professional shitpusher

>> No.28123388

>>28123065
No, I’m a larp
>>28078564

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>>28121321
>i pay 100k a year to learn math

>> No.28123815

I went to the #6 school in the world for my major and have lost over $8000 investing, going to a good school doesn’t make you smart.

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>>28123678
>U

>> No.28123970

>>28122852
what's an id kek

>> No.28124266

>>28120602
Listen bud, ever wonder why those Nobel laureates in economics are not billionaires? Its because being smart is not the main factor in financial success. Its luck, now start rolling the dice and praying for the best. Anyone appealing to authority for advice on how to be successful puts them squarely in the wage-slave forever category. If there was a secret we would all be rich.

>> No.28124272

Hmm just be yourself OP your very smart so follow your heart and the money will follow as the saying goes.

*Do not consider this fiscal advice.

>> No.28124286

>>28120602
kid, if we had the answer we wouldnt be on here spending our time telling people to “kill yourself faggot”

>> No.28124342

>>28123970
You probably feel really clever >>28123388

>> No.28124389

>>28120602
Always put VWAP in your graphs

>> No.28124548

>>28124342
no you're just a raging homosexual
I tried to give you actual advice so fuck off, also you're not larping as whoever made it if you're the one who made it

>> No.28124589

>>28120602
If any of us knew the answer to that question we wouldn’t be posting about crypto on an anime discussion forum

>> No.28124740

>>28120602
if you were smart you wouldnt need your dad to get you a job you pampered cuck
Does he still whip your ass for you too?

>> No.28124781

>>28120602
Wait for the bear market before buying. The only cryptos worth buying are BTC, ETH and XRP. The first two because they're the most used. The third because I believe XRP has great potential since it has partnerships with many banks and companies. Never buy as a long term investment. It's pointless to as cryptocurrencies are highly volatile. Always buy low and sell high.

My opinion. Not financial advice.