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28102866 No.28102866 [Reply] [Original]

when will you take the trailer park pill /biz/?

> cost 0.2 btc one time payment
> trailer park hoes are an easy fuck
> no rent / mortgage
> almost all of your income to crypto
> get an RV instead and you can move anywhere
> live off the grid in a forest if you want.

I'm thinking about taking the pill

>> No.28103034

In a few months a boomer mcmansion will be 0.2 BTC

>> No.28103479

fuck julian all you boys talk about anymore is cryptocurrency

>> No.28103613

>>28102866

lot fees

>> No.28103713

>>28103613
randy can suck the lot fees out of my dick

>> No.28103725

Ricky you can't just fuckin trade internet money you gotta get a real job

>> No.28103804

>>28102866
>i’m a leaf and i hold chainlink

>> No.28103824

do you realize you have to pay rent to live in a trailer park?

>> No.28103829

I need a place with cheap electricity to mine, this seems like the opposite of that

>> No.28103887

>>28103713

the shitwinds are turning julian

>> No.28104088

>>28102866
>all your neighbors are the type of people to live in trailer parks
enjoy being robbed once a month

that being said a TPB story arc about crypto mining would be cool

>> No.28104184

ay yo I got them bitcoin stonks noImsayin

>> No.28104674

>Julian you fuckin idiot, all these fancy-pancy lil computer internet numbers aren't real fuckin money - can I fuckin, touch them you know? Can I buy hash with them? Answer's no bud! Jesus christ bud I'm not fuckin givin you a hundred bucks just to buy a fuckin computer virus

>> No.28105472

>>28102866
>What the FUCK is a cock-chain? Probably some little gay thing Lahey and Randy do in their little trailer.
>Ricky I have a plan, you just have to settle down and listen
>Julian, we’re running out of money and If I don’t get some smokes soon I’m gonna be FUCKED
>Listen Ricky, we gotta make “weed-coin” we make everyone pay for our weed using our own crypto currency then cash out when demand goes up
>Julian you know I’m not good with book learnings and ecolomics
>This is our retirement Ricky, I’ll get J-roc to program this

>> No.28105830

Corey, Trevor, bags let's go.

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>>28102866
When starlink becomes a thing, I will be tempted to buy an RV and shitpost in the middle of inner Mongolia. Or in rural Florida, who knows.

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>>28105830

>> No.28106368

>>28103479
Kek

>> No.28106408

>>28105830
Fuck off Ricky, you know we lost our bags after J-Roc scammed us

>> No.28106492

>>28103034
oh fucking cant wait

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>>28105472

>> No.28106570

>>28104184
Ha

>> No.28106757

>Julian, Lahey has the private keys

>> No.28107414
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28107414

>So bubs was telling me about this new internet money that apparently you can just get for free, I dont even really know how it works, but he says its safe so I trust him I guess
>Bubs came up with a way that I can decentralate my weed growing business, he even set up my own token and everything, pic related, its pretty fucking awesome
>$RICK can be bought at corey and trevors store, don't be tricked by the mall dicks selling cheaper coins, they're all shit

>> No.28107965

>>28102866
>>28103713
>>28103725
>>28103887
>>28104674
>>28106408
This show isn't funny shitbags. I couldn't even get passed these first season

>> No.28108038

>>28102866
How did you find out my plan?!

>> No.28108146

>>28104088
Depends on where you go, avoid low income trailer parks like the fucking plague. Look for "retirement community" trailer parks, much nicer places.

>> No.28108235

>>28107965
the first season is kinda shit and really rough around the edges (although you grow to appreciate it), it starts actually becoming an actually good show around s3/4

>> No.28108452

>>28108235
RIP Jim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf_w9MI77DM

>> No.28108490

>>28107965
>Cheeseburger-eating mahfucka hands typed this

>> No.28108596
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28108596

why would anyone want to live in a trailer park when you can buy land and a proper double wide in the country far away from the city?

I have 4 acres, a river and a 2000 square foot double wide. I bought it all ..paid cash for less about $125000

No i havent made it. But an important part of making it is not having bills. Its all profit for me

>> No.28108780

>>28108596
For that cheap you most likely live in Bumfuck no where

>> No.28109228

>>28108596
Based. Land is the best buy you can ever make. Where do you live bro?

>> No.28109258

>>28108780
thats where i want to be man. No traffic. no fuss. Stable internet. I have orange trees, fish, chickens..everything i fucking need. I have a winn dixie 20 minutes away if i missed something.

this lifestyle is a downpayment allows my trading gains to close to 98% profit. My only bills are power, annual taxes, cell phone, insurance and cable

>> No.28109408

>>28103613
This. Looked into it once and you might as well rent a condo with how fucking expensive the lot fees are. Only way I could see it working is if you put it on your own land or something.
>>28107965
You are a faggot

>> No.28109502

>>28107965
It's an acquired taste

>> No.28109548

>>28109228

central florida

>> No.28109577

>>28102866
>cost 0.2 BTC
$200,000 is way too much for a trailer, anon

>> No.28109684

>can't shower due to lack of warm water
>the off-the-grid lifestyle attracts lots of criminals and drug users
no

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>>28102866

>> No.28110271

>>28107965
You're a loser

>> No.28110373

>>28103479
underrated kek

>> No.28110455

>>28102866
>no rent / mortgage
lot fee's unless you own the land my dude

>> No.28110574

>>28107965
Ask me how I know you are a europoor

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>>28107965
Fuck off Randy.

>> No.28111625

>>28108235
First season was completely improvised.

>> No.28111725

>>28107965
First season sucks and the rest are golden.

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28111861

Heard some mahfuckkas talking about crypto up in this piece. I got what chu need Julian HUUUAAAWWW

>> No.28112088

>>28107965
Low IQ.

>> No.28112397

>>28105472
lmfao amazing

>> No.28112813

im unironically going to get a truck box and pimp it out and make it extensible so when i get more crypto gains i can just add more truck boxes until i have a cool compound of truck boxes
also i want a wood shop and garage