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All hail the richest man in the world.
>Buys 1.5B BTC
>Pumps his 1.5B BTC
Embrace neurolink.
Buy a tesla.
Manipulates consent from the masses.
Enjoy your consciousness swapping into human container clones on mars to be used as slave labour in the 20 and back space programme.

>> No.28101006

Future President of the United States of Earth and Mars.

>> No.28101294

His fixation on DOGE while buying BTC is fucking bizarre. He could've been a good ambassador for adoption, but he'd rather watch crypto turn into a casino for his enjoyment.

>> No.28101537

>>28101294
>white hands typed this post
It's called accumulation for more btc

>> No.28101817

Is he getting off on manipulating the markets?

>> No.28101822

>>28101537
There's no way he hasn't been holding for years. This is all hype.

>> No.28101882

>>28101294
he's doing the /biz/ playbook
>find good coin
>FUD it or shill another one
>acoomulate in the meantime

>> No.28101926

>>28101294
It was just a way to distract stupid pleb from the real deal

>> No.28102338

>>28101294
He was warming up it all up. Normies buy Doge, gettin them in the market and getting them accustomed to crypto again. Plus he can't be done in for trying to pump BTC, since he's doing it indirectly. He hates the SEC and is currently fucking with them.

>> No.28102765

At this point I’d embrace a super Corp takeover I’m tired of the bullshit red flags just give me the astroid

>> No.28102841

>>28102338
This. He's trying to get as many normies into the game as possible

>> No.28102888

fuck musk, fuck reddit and fuck USA
I'll buy a chinese electromobile

>> No.28102916

>>28100967
fucking kys. I'll short tesla to the ground

>> No.28102975

>>28100967
he’s the anti-christ isn’t he?
i frickin knew it

>> No.28103052

>>28101294
he's trying to get them to buy buttcoin jlhlkhksjdhfgjklsdfg elon u mad man

>> No.28103105

>>28100967
we need to give this mf credit, BTC was looking like it was about to reject 40k and then he did this and launched it back to test ATH
there's a reason his meme stock is 20x overvalued, he can play the charts

>> No.28103137

>>28100967
>kills altszn

>> No.28103283

>>28100967
If he gets normies into shitcoins to pump it I'll buy a fucking tesla

>> No.28103338

Is he just fed up with his rockets

>> No.28103661

Man. You guys read into things too much. He’s probably in Doge cause it’s easily accessible for normies thanks to RH exposure. Now it’s just shits and giggles cause we’re memeing a currency into existence. Bitcoin because rumors that it might spike up in the future with so many people finding out about cryptocurrencies. This is the way forward. Other companies will follow suit once he starts allowing btc payments for supercharger networks and other products

>> No.28103907

he is an attention whore like kenya and just like people writing articles about him

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28104257

>>28101822
It's never enough