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G-guys? I'm scared
>>28093044>Man shouts at cloudWho cares
>>28093044>intergalactic payments between earth and marsHe obviously knows something we don't.
>>28093044Fuck this I'm selling my alts
>>28093044What's there to be scared? Are you afraid of rich people? They are just like you, but they just have more zeros in their accounts. Don't be afraid. Make them fear you.
>>28093044His retarded memes aside. Isn't bitcoin suited for interplanetary communication because it solves the babylon general problem or whatever.
>>28093044it already takes hours to confirm payments on earth, imagine that with the added lag from the distances in space
>>28093105>richest man in the world shouts at cloudI care
Bitcoin leaving earth. But literally this time
>>28093044Well if he becomes the king of mars then it would work.
>>28093319yes>>28093367Lightning network is literally faster than light, they will use it for communication
GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START
> THIS is your titan of American industryChina can't take over fast enough
>>28093044>intergalactic>Earth and MarsYep. Elongated Muskrat confirmed for utter retard.
>>28093044>intergalacticwew
>>28093044Seriously, how is this not the "new paradigm" top? Realistically the top isn't until later this year but all this euphoria just doesn't feel right.
>>28093044> Between Earth and Mars.> Intergalactic....
>>28093044Makes no sense at all, for a guy who's known for being techie you'd think he'd know there are way better alternatives to BTC and even that BTC can't really work on large scales. You're telling me you crate a city on Mars and run it's economy in the most inefficient way? He could legit make his own PoS coin and call it a day, WTF is he doing? His driving normie to the market in the masses who are all going to get obliterated when he dumps.
>>28093044but but but but dogecoin?
>shills dogshit >reddit buys>announces his status as a bitcoin maxi on mondayit's just so good.
What if the Goa'uld or Asgardians have the technology to hack the blockchain
>>28093044Imagine actually believing a slow ass shit crypto like BTC will be used for that.BTC is merely a prototype for some future variant that will be more stable, cheaper and faster.
SELL YOUR FUCKING ALTS FOR BTC NOW
>>28093369>>richest man in the world
>>28093044i didnt buy the dip because it never went under 30kFUG
>>28093044>Intergalactic.>Literally same solar system.What a retard.
Super excited to buy my lunch for .19837368 bitcoin every day
>>28093044He shouldn't be allowed to make this retarded claim until he's actually gotten us to Mars
>>28093744hes never been a techie just a creative autist genius leader who hires techies to do the monkey work for him
>>28093044Makes sense to me
>>28093105It doesn't matter how stupid everything he says is if everyone listens to him just for being rich.
>>28093744Because it will make him 3 billion from 1.5. Already added 30% to my btc value so good for him
>>28093615>>28093601>>28093619>>28093700>>28093879He's talking about Andromedans mars you retards
>>28093631He's going to be the sole reason the market prematurely crashes, hopefully it shakes the normies back the fuck out and we can buy the dip
>>28093562Wow you cunts still hill lightning network on here? KEK
>>28093700Are you that dumb?
HAHHAHAHA he will suck dicks at train stations in a year
>>28093044It'll soon cost 10 sats for a one way trip to Mars.
BTC is a deprecated shitcoin though
>>28093122its not hard to see, we already have IPFS, for example
>>28093744BTC will be the interplanetary currency because it's incredibly slow technology will allow for transmissions across vast distances that take hours, days, or even weeks to go through before the next block is made, and there will be no reason to send less than several billion dollars worth of value between planets at a time anyway. The currency used planetside will be something faster and more powerful, i.e.: Ethereum.
>>28093744Having an existing user base is important. I suspect this is also an attempt to shield tesla from USD risk at a time when the company has the cash.
RAKESH JUMP ON THE TRAIN WERE DRIVING TO MOONDONT FORGET THE CURRY
>>28093044Faggot won't send a single Human to Mars in his lifetime, let alone colonize it. But he pumps crypto so let him hype his cult.
>>28094009Ah yes, because escaping our solar system on the back of magical internet money is more believable than jumping one planet over. Jesus Christ I have Elon's dick-riders so fucking much.
>>28094094You're the dumb one. Intergalactic refers to two or more galaxies. Not planets within our Solar system. Now fuck off back to /b/
Tesla is a brainlet on a foundation of morons and cheap interest rates.
>>28093700Clearly he had a different Mars in mind.
>>28093507he said he would rule over mars, he said all the rules on earth by the bureaucrats are not valid on mars, only his rules are valid there
>>28093044>intergalactic
>>28093044This is it.This is the biggest news of the year.Elon accomplished 2 MAJOR things with this move.1. Now that tesla is investing in crypto companies won't want to get left behind. He's opened the flood gates and now all the big companies, apple, google, facebook, etc... will follow swiftly behind.2. Now that the richest man in the world is using his companies to invest in crypto, IT HAS JUST BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO BAN. You try to ban crypto? Then you just banned tesla as well. And no government would be stupid enough to do that. And even if they tried, elon would fight them with his mountain of money and army of lawyers. It's over. Elon has saved us all. He is unironically officially our fucking guy.
>>28093044Why does it have to be Bitcoin? I don't want public transactions
LOL
>>28093105His opinion made him the richest man on earth because nearly everyone cares
>>28093177Yeah just like me except they can move markets with a tweet when they feel like it
>>28093562>Lightning network is literally faster than lightwut
>>28093044It would never work, the way btc functions encourages not selling. BTC will never be used for transactions.
>>28093367litecoin doesn't have this issue
>>28093984He's funding the whole endeavour through PnD
>>28094349use bitcoin mixers or monero
>>28093044>intergalactic>Mars to earthwut
>>28094331good point on #2
>>28093562>Lightning network is literally faster than lightLMFAO
>>28093105he has penetrated many clouds with his big metal dong
>promotes renewable energy>promotes the biggest energy waste on earth???
>>28094361This.
The guy cannot manipulate his main market anymore, and is having fun manipulating this one. And this HIGH-IQ people surrounding us is buying is shit every time.
>>28093044did you take a picture of your screen?
>>28093562>Lightning network is literally faster than lightFucking based
>make a twitter account>follow elon>buy whatever he tweets about>???>profitnice market wallstreetcucks
>>28094695kys left wing npc
>>28093044>intergalactic>between Earth and Marsnot gonna check the thread to see if anyone else pointed out how stupid this is
>>28093044same. but not because of that little shit, because I don't know what's coming to crypto because of this. I just wanna trade profitably and stack bitcoin. now I can't know if that'll happen.
>>28094331Except India LOL
>>28093631This Tesla thing and “the people’s coin” screams new paradigm to me
>>28094331He saved western civilization he and saylor moon are going to be on history books as a turning point just as bretton woods was.God bless him.
>>28094827>manipulating a market by spending 1.5b dollars in it You're a fucking retard wew lad
>>28093122kek
>>28094070>>28094371>>28094592>He hasn't been paying attention and falls for the lightning network is dead memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugHf6jbru6g
>>28095103I feel like there's no way he actually said those words, firstly because they aren't in quotes, secondly because it's retarded and he is an actual rocket scientist
>>28093044Imagine actually meeting intergalatic life and telling them you just gave them virtual money based on demand and supply. Not based on gold, not based on anything of worth. Youre just making them a virtual wallet and send them non-existent, non-based money. This guy has lost it
>>28095481That guy doesn't sound trustworthy in the slightest.
>>28093562>Lightning network is literally faster than light, they will use it for communicationOw shit isn't that a huge security risk since your able to go back in time and undo transactions>Special relativity states that nothing can go faster than the speed of light. If something were to exceed this limit, it would move backward in time, according to the theory
>>28093562>Lightning network is literally faster than light, they will use it for communicationNufags really fall for the weirdest baits
>>28096063Are you talking about dollars?
>>28094172Am I having a stroke? Are people genuinely making investment decisions based on sci-fi and absurd futurism about shit that will never happen? The whole world in entering into a demographic winter. The sum-total of "man in space" when humanity was surging is a dusty flag on the moon, which is probably make believe. But lets seriously talk about crypto transactions with non-existent retards on mars and build that valuable information into our investment research right now. What the fuck is going on?
>>28093044That would be some slow, expensive payments
>takes up to hour to process payment on earth>yes this is the best system to be adopted universe-wide!!!!!!!!!!that absolute retarded man-cunt
>>28093044>intergalactic>between mars and earth
>>28094331this is true. if they come after TSLA, SPX will tank like a motherfucker
Elon Musk is so fucking cool. He likes Space and Science like I do and probably browses the same subreddits as me
>>28093044>intergalatic
>>28096160They literally mentioned his shit on Microstrategy World 2021Also this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2C3CsLi7kIt's already live.
>>28096063>here's some shiny rocks >ayy lmao
>>28095267Yes, wtf do you think just happened
>>28093044>Stellar exists>Literally has a planet and a rocket ship as its logo>"no let's use BTC instead"
>>28094331If Apple and Google were to follow TSLA swiftly behind, they would first have to change their business model so that they don't actually make their profit selling their product.
Bros space isn't real this is just a psyop to buy coins. Everything was connected to btc. Gme doge silver everything was to shift attention into btc. Whats next? What is btc connected to?
>>28094331good take anon
>>28093700We will call Earth 2 just Earth in future.
>>28093841that's antisemitic
>>28097440Jews are based
>>28093369>I care>we did it reddit!!!!!Lmao
>>28094493through dogecoin PnD to be exact
>>28093044that's interplanetary not intergalactichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g
>>28093562Get in faggots we're breaking the laws of physics for more gains.
>>28093044elon mistakes money for powerpower is powerwashington will crack down on him hard and he will have nowhere to runchina will crackdown hard on their own because their entire system is based on the government owning the companies, even if they are also in bed with themthere is no future for these wannabe space demagogues plus, he'll be long dead before it ever becomes a reality
How much for a Milky Way at the refueling station?
>>28097649You sound like a fun person
>>28093044>intragalacticeither the reporter was retarded or elon is a midwit unless elon is unveiling FTL travel anytime soon>>28094331Big This
>>28093990>underrated postdito!
>>28097492and they own the press toohello?
>>28097873just a conversation man i aint got a horse in the race
>>28093990>dude what if rockets?>dude what if electric carswhat's creative about that?
>>28093122Apparently he doesn't know what 'intergalactic' means
>>28097266Obama?
Kill this retard already. Market manipulation up the ass.
>>28098102STFU nocoiner
>>28098465you stfu stocklet
>>28097924>ackshschually...Spotted the giga midwit
>>28093044What a shame he doesn't post screenshots of his $1.5b buy in BTC.Weirdly none of them do.
>>28097649>any day nowthe post
>>28098129literally nothing he’s just lucky and money tends to snowball
>>28098129 he makes it happen. You don't.
>>28093044is it finally happening? real actual millionaires rushing into crypto to secure their mars gains?very big if true
>>28093044Didn't someone just say it'd be Boomer Rocks?Do I buy Boomer Rocks or BTC to transact with the aliens?
>>28093044>Mars Earth>intergalactic Is Elon a brainlet
>>28093562Keked hard
>>28098991aliens don’t give a fuck about what metal is scarce on earth
>>28098974shut the fuck up redditor
>>28098991>Grug show alien shiny rockYou don't deserve to know.
>>28093562as a network engineer you’re literally retarded
>>28093744>>28094172>>28094175God, I'm so tired of seeing the same retarded arguments and misunderstandings we've seen everyday since 2014Bitcoin is not slow, it's the fastest currency in the world for its level of security The other shitcoins are not "fast" but insecure,and Ethereum is not a currency, it's a world computer; totally different usecasesBitcoin's whole purpose is a dedicated deflationary currency, thus the network can put all its resources and development into being the best at that purpose if you need day to day transactions the lightning network is being built out as we speak and already is secure enough on its own, especially for such small transactions which don't require settlement level security, about as secure as bitcoin itself was in about 2014
>>28094331Legend
>>28096413Yeah we're going to have a mean IQ of ~85 soon. We're not going to space, we're going to become a slave class to global megacorps, then we'll all be killed once they automate our tasks.
>>28098904considering trump was in office for the last four years when elon was doing all this, yea new administration, new rules
>>28096636>seemless wallet to wallet currency swap paymentsNO! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OMISE GO!It's not fucking fair.
>>28099656So your a nocoiner trumptard? goddamn dude you have brought nothing of value to this conversation? What's your end goal? Do you hold boomer rocks or something?
>>28093044Wtf fellow hodlers DOGE was supposed to be the people’s currency of the future not BTC I can’t pay my student loans
kek if Tesla dumps their entire cash balance into bitcorn, they can just stop selling cars and become a hedge fund
>>28093319>babylon general problemI'm very curious, what is this?
>>28094357So sick of you you fucking tranny
>>28093369How's your GME doing?
>>28099828wtf? no lmaoi voted for biden, where the fuck did i say i voted from trumpi hold companies i believe in and leverage with options, thats my trading plani have a few thousand in altcoins but i legitimately do not believe in crypto at all. decentralized currency doesnt fucking work when states still rule.
>>28093954don‘t you want to add a few more zeros fren
I'm 100% in BTC as of an hour ago. Let's fucking go
>>28093954it will be measured in SATS
>>28094246>taking that weak b8wew lad
>>28100621welcome to the maxi clubare you a wholecoiner yet?
>>28093044HE IS TROLLING HE MEANS DOGECOIN
>le quirky space billionaire thinks he can decide what currency is used on another planet>implying he won't commit suicide with 3 bullets to the back of the head if he ever came closeMars is a meme anyway, we can't even get back to the moon without bitching about the cost and also the fact that there's fuck all there.
do you retards not realize that Paypal was initially supposed to overthrow the entire financial system? Thiel and Musk got thrown out of their own company and forced to sell by their Jewish investorsthey've been planning this move for a long time, crypto isn't going away. They are both OG libertarian types
Intergalactic? Planetary!
>>28093044You can't get to space
>>28093601This. American icons are all a bunch of scammers, feeding on the hard earned shekels of the poor. While the Chinese will lock their scammers up for being a little bit out of line.
>>28093954>buying lunch for 1.9 million dollars (adj for inflation)gee anon, that's a pretty luxurious lunch, even aboard the citadel>>28100766checkedwe can't get back to the moon though because nobody wants to do itthey want to focus on healing racial inequality
>>28093044can't believe nobody in this thread figured out the article in OP is faked/edited
>>28095267Hahaha. You’re the fucking retard. His tweet and his buy order triggers a chain reaction of buy orders. Money flows in and when he made his full, dumps his bags on us crypto hodlers.
>>28101268So it's settled, OP is just retarded
>>28099765The purpose of alts was always to swindle money off Bitcoin holders. Dunno why people thought BTC can't scale with an instant finality upgrade for day to day usage. All the people paying attention to lightning knew the development was slow but like he mentioned in the podcast, it was built for robustness and the developers had long term in mind rather than quick development before the attention of the market shifts to something shinier like you have with alts.
>>28094229Elon musk is the next Howard Hughes. He’s definitely going to get sued by the government.
>>28093044I said this 2 years ago and I own 0 fucking bitcoin.
>>28101748the article is fake fuck you nigger and your gullible ass reddit mind
>>28093369Hes a subsidy nigger who has most of his wealth stuck on his meme overvalued stock. Hes a fucking nobody that spends tesla money (that comes from the government) on meme investments. Theres a reason this clown cant stop being an attention whore while actual wealthy people behave appropriatly. Musk is the biggest snake oil salesman of our times
>>28093601I wonder where Jack Ma is right now.
>>28093319ByzantineFTFY
>>28100104Why do you hate making money?
>>28094695The duality of man
>>28097649China maybe, the west absolutely not we have become a joke, USA will lose military supremacy once they finish the white male officer purge
>kills alt season before it even beganyaas queeen slaaay praiisee eloon yaaassss
>>28096063if gold was used as our currency they might have an unlimited supply in which case they would own our market right off the bat.by using a made-up currency they would have to enter our market, if they over trade their gold the value of gold would go down without affecting our made-up currency much.
>>28098164That was the joke yes
>>28093601bro, with biden effectively shutting down all space programs, all space tech will move to China.
>>28101555you're tripping me out man
>>28102682get off /pol/ retard
>>28093044If this guy wasn't a millionaire with insane amount of influence I'd unfollow him and stay away from any of his underage idiot followers.
>>28093044I'm so tired of this imbecile, the more he talks, the more he sounds like a professional scammer.
>>28093044Elon's gonna create some biggest bagholders of 2021 anons
>>28101555You're truthing me out man
>>28093044you cant have buttcoin on mars. bitcoin is planetary tech only
Why you mates want lot’s of cash from /biz/?Go eat some dogs and shit in your fucking riverStop scamming this thread with your fucking trash I’ve already participated in bot ocean and wait for full trading system launch with bots
>>28104313Every time /biz/ says something like this the opposite always happens.
>>28104132>screenshotting one pair of dubsshiggy diggy
>>28104313some people have already killed themselves over GME
>>28104470A single set of dubs was all it took to change the world today.How do I short trips and quads?
doubt it. imagine the transaction fees
>>28101870cringe
>>28101797Doesn't matter if the article is fake you fucking smooth-brain, I still thought that a digital currency was the only way to meaningfully trade between planets. What matters is the current price go neck yourself.
Elon Musk is unironically Satoshi Nakamoto.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPFAhNVUL0 relatedWhen BTC hits 100k he will move the Satoshi funds and get out from the closet as SatoshiScreencap this
>>28103868>>28104359Just doing my part to educate. I have massive alt bags as well, but never once I was deluded into thinking those are anything but vapourware.
>>28104841The only thing cringe here is you and all the tesla and crypto moon kids. All you fucking animals deserve to get rounded up and face the wall
>>28096413>are people really making investment decisions based on the future?Do you not understand what investing means?>>28099547That's the darkest timeline, we don't have to be there.
>>28093044Makes sense, Bitcoin’s already as slow as the data speed between Earth and Mars.
>>28100275Lol the average biden voter. They are gonna doom us.
>>28097492
>>28096683how fucking retarded can you possibly be?
>>28093044>Earth an mars>intergalaticAll this time, he hasn't been shooting for the Mars here in Sol, or even the Milky Way at all.The largest bait and switch the Earth has ever known.
>>28093562>Lightning networkAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28096291SR doesnt account for quantum.
>>28093044this market is a meme
>>28093562Whatever happened to the lightning network anyway? Is anyone using it? Is it "done" yet? Is it still in vaporware/prototype state? There seems to be zero hype about it.
>>28093562based lightingchad
>>28093044wow what a dumb fucking choice of coin. now your transaction's can take four times as long as they normally would on an already slow as fuck coin.useless. bitcoin is shit-tier.
>>28093044earth to mars"hey we're not mining your fucking blocks, get fucked"oh no
>>28093044I feel like I am far from the only one who doesn't take this guy seriously.
>>28093044this guy is gonna end up blowing his head off with a shotgun before he turns 60
>I’m retarded so everyone else is tooMargin is for big dick gorilla niggas not pansy boys like youThat’s why I don’t believe this dumpers who tried to give me shittokens >remember idiots, I use fucking top poolz finance, I don’t need you shit
>>28093044>funding for space exploration while we deal with all the poverty and racial injustice on earthI have bad news for Elon.
>>28093562>Lightning network is literally faster than light
>>28093044>transactions take an age>FEESyeah no, not unless mars runs a completely separate chain
>>28094047honestly hoping for this, i dont want them in yet
>>28093044mars and earth are in the same galaxy, so no
>>28093044FUCK YEAH! ARE WE GONNA GET TO DUMP OUR BAGS ON ALIENS?!
>>28100961They've also executed corrupt officials who stole hundreds of millions of dollars
>>28102137I'm pretty sure Sultan Mehmed II already solved the Byzantine general problem 600 years ago.
>>28093367VS mailing them a check?
>>28101870Your nose is showing Goldberg>>28093105Found Jeff bezos
>>28093044Post the fucking source or this is fake news
>>28095764>he is an actual rocket scientistkek, no he isn't
Some say he bought BTC at this moment
>>28093700If you actually consumed media yourself instead of being told what to think by journalists, you'd know that's not he was talking about.He was talking about it becoming an intergalactic currency once it's been established as an interplanetary currency.But sure, keep reading CNN - retard. I'm sure you're smarter and understand cosmological definitions just as well, if not better, than the elongated muskrat does.
>>28093044What a fucking scam
>>28108668and entering "too big to fail" territorya lot of people are going to lose a lot of money when this bubble bursts
>>28094695wonder why he isn't promoting XRP. its most sustainable one, and the fastest also.
elon with his tweets about crypto feels like those videogame exploiters, glitching the game to profit before they get perm banned.elon is not dumb, he probably bought cryptos with his own money, cryptos like doge before tweeting about it, he knew it surely pumps after he tweets about it. then he sold and dumped on normies.is that even legal.. idk...
>>28094331I think most governments have way more money than Elon-kun
>>28115306because it's a scam that's been delisted from exchanges?
>>28096413yes, anon, the retardations are exceeding normal capacities
>>28093562Based lightning network mongoloid lmfao.
>>28093044>intergalactic: relating to or situated between two or more galaxieshe's going to make transactions outside of our Milky Way Galaxy?
>>28115555theres a reason why every single article talking about stock picks has a note at the bottom saying>disclaimer: we have a long position on _____
>>28094331>companies won't want to get left behindlol>He's opened the flood gates and now all the big companies, apple, google, facebook, etc... will follow swiftly behind.LOLthe year is 2025 and Apple buys TSLA for 2 billion to release a throwback version of their iCar.
>>28099285based retard thinks that something can be faster than light. Actual retard.
>>28115555He probably sold his own BTC to TSLA so that he could embezzle.
>>28100275Low iq democrat. The post.
>>28093044He sold us out. This was supposed to be Doge.
>>28116119trust the plan!
>>28093319>solves the Babylon general problemJah GRT!
>>28093105>man creates brain chip that allows you to communicate with cloud from your electric car
>>28116375>car reads your thoughts>"I'm sorry, I can't let you do that Dave."
>>28093994Space is real and the ionosphere isnt a thing. Moon landing actually happened, musk is NOT a CIA plant and rockos modern world will be making a comeback this fall on netflix.
>>28094284Interstellar payments maybe? But there will probably be fuck all to buy on Mars.Maybe a mars bar from a vending machine in a Martian research facility.
>>28093044Have fun syncing a blockchain with 3-22 minutes delay and solar blackout.
>>28116807ok
if you lived on mars would you plant your plants in mars instead of earth?
>>28093744Guy has a kid. He probably thinks he'll make his daughter happy one day by popularizing a dog coin as a major cryptocurrency.