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[Anonymous No.28084542]

WTF IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.28084573]

>>28084542
UOOOOOOOOOOO IM POOOOOMPING WTF

[Anonymous No.28084604]

Tesla
SEC filing
1.5b in bitcoin bought
plans to accept crypto

[Anonymous No.28084612]

Tesla says it has bought $1.5 billion worth of bitcoin


https://www.theblockcrypto.com/linked/94155/tesla-has-bought-1-5-billion-bitcoin-btc

[Anonymous No.28084616]

Tesla Pump

[Anonymous No.28084619]

Tesla bought BTC. 1.5B worth of.

[Anonymous No.28084631]

Tesla accepting BTC, 1 BTC = 1 Tesla X

[Anonymous No.28084663]

Muuuuusssskket

[Anonymous No.28084672]

>>28084542
TSLA is finally in
wagmi frens

[Anonymous No.28084674]

ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.28084793]

>>28084542
MOOOOMMM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!

[Anonymous No.28084833]

crashing this market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.28084865]

>>28084793
He really does have a downy face. Is he Greta Thunburg's father?

[Anonymous No.28084889]

WHAT THE FUCK BROS I WANTED TO GET IN TO BTC WHEN IT DIPPED

[Anonymous No.28084913]

Strap boys. We have liftoff!!!

[Anonymous No.28084938]

Fuck fuck fuck, is this going to fucks alts, or is this going to pull the whole crypto sphere up with it?

[Anonymous No.28084985]

>>28084938
This is going to fuck the whole crypto market. Huge crash incoming. It's literally over, get out while you can.

[Anonymous No.28085020]

>>28084985
I cant even fucking log on binance, shit logged me out and I'm missing SFP AAAAAAAAAA
DOGSHIT WEBSITE

[Anonymous No.28085029]

I just sold all my eth. Hope you enjoy having my bags now hahaha.

[Anonymous No.28085057]

>>28084542

[Anonymous No.28085097]

>>28084672
>source
>tesla 10-k filing https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000156459021004599/tsla-10k_20201231.htm

[Anonymous No.28085113]

AHHHH IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.28085127]

>>28085020
fukcing CHINKS

[Anonymous No.28085136]

>>28084542
It's gonna pump 40% today, isn't it?...

[Anonymous No.28085139]

>>28085020
nexo down to

[Anonymous No.28085152]

>>28085029
You didn't for BTC? Surely? You retard.

[Anonymous No.28085165]

>>28085139
SFP started rocketing and it logged me out, I legit missed so much money I'm fucking mad

[Anonymous No.28085173]

What will happen in the long run? Price go down or up or total crash?

[Anonymous No.28085191]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.28085220]

>>28084938
It's going to delay alt mooning. We're going to go back to a market similar to what we were in in December.

While BTC climbs, everything else is pretty stagnant.

Then once BTC chills out, ETH starts climbing like BTC did.

Then not long after ETH climbs, altcoins start going crazy.

So yeah. Altcoin season is being put on hold now.

[Anonymous No.28085229]

>>28085173
Can you undo all the brrr-ing that has been done?

[Anonymous No.28085274]

>>28084985
>it's literally over
haha the bullrun has just been confirmed you fucking retard
get IN while you can

[Anonymous No.28085283]

I dont know, but the fact you used dextools instead of kek.tools is fucking up my eyesight.

[Anonymous No.28085462]

>>28085229
Well yeah, great reset. Or just base all on silver and gold.

[Anonymous No.28085522]

>>28085462
Then you already know what direction the price is going.

[Anonymous No.28085542]

I'm using bitstamp and kraken. Never had any issue with these two. Pump made me some coin, but still sold and it's dropping now. Will buy back when price settles.

[Anonymous No.28085594]

>>28085191
I told all the Bobos yesterday that they were retarded for thinking we had hit the top. They wouldn't listen.

[Anonymous No.28085609]

This just in. Btc worth 5k in the next 10 hrs

[Anonymous No.28085619]

>>28085522
Umm, elites trying to tax the living shit out of us with that crypto tax? Sounds like a method to either make shit load of lewd business or make prices of crypto drop

[Anonymous No.28085679]

>>28084604
Is the pump from Tesla market buying BTC, or from the hype?

[Anonymous No.28085705]

>>28085619
Problem is it's impossible to truly tax crypto if it is used as transactional currency.

[Anonymous No.28085718]

[Anonymous No.28085726]

>>28085679
The latter. Tesla has already bought the BTC.

Now millions of richfag boomers who thought BTC was a scam will FOMO in with 10% of their portfolios.

[Anonymous No.28085771]

>>28085679

the hype

[Anonymous No.28085858]

>>28085609
Fuck off scat brain

[Anonymous No.28085893]

>>28085705
Umm Germany is already on it. Gl cashing out your coins in any legal manner.

[Anonymous No.28085956]

>>28085726
kek i hope those fuckers get dumped on

[Anonymous No.28085998]

WHY DIDNT I BUY BTC
WHYYYYY

WHY IM I SUCH A FAILURE IN LIFE!!
I COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE BY NOW!
INSTEAD IM A FUCKING POORLET!

unironically investing in $ROPE now, so long frens, i wish you all the best of luck in all your future endeavors.

im gone. bye.

[Anonymous No.28086069]

>>28085956
Tis already dumping
I sold all my bags to these hyped morons, thank you for making me 10k today ;)

[Anonymous No.28086136]

>>28085998
It's not like we didn't try to tell you.

[Anonymous No.28086141]

>>28086069
>Tis already dumping
At this pace we'll be at 50K before EOD

[Anonymous No.28086182]

>>28086069
>up to 43K
>hyped morons

[Anonymous No.28086245]

>>28084889
You had a fucking month

[Anonymous No.28086304]

>>28086069
>dips when there are huge spikes

because people cannot hold, tesla buying this amount of bitcoin will be all over the media within 30 minutes and the resulting buy will send BTC to 80k within a day. Telsa will double or even triple the 1.5billion investment within a week

[Anonymous No.28086344]

>>28086069
Sold too early. We are at the same levels of hype and nigger shilling as we were in 2017. If you believe in BTC you know the amount of niggers in BTC will be at least 5x last bubble. We are still deeply in disbelief.

[Anonymous No.28086455]

did that goofy looking bitch elon really brought 1.5 billions?
DOUBLE CROSSING PIECE OF SHIT!!

[Anonymous No.28086517]

I fucking hate that piece of shit

[Anonymous No.28086639]

>>28085956
no friend, we're going to 100k

[Anonymous No.28086643]

>sold at 43k
I will never know success or happiness.

[Anonymous No.28086653]

Imagine if you wouldn't dump your alts when BTC moons
any additional Sat would be fucking profit

Why are people dumping their alts after the first bigger pump and getting less return?

well mostly bigger fishes/whales, what is the reason to sell the Alt and not take the profit in the Alt/BTC pair neverless?

[Anonymous No.28086673]

>>28084542
PUMP MY ASSHOLE DADY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbJxuxIpc_g

[Anonymous No.28086696]

>>28086069
You'll FOMO back in a few months from now, and then it'll crash and you'll hold on to those bags for about a year until I buy them back from you at the bottom. It's the circle of life.

Good job, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.28086764]

>>28086344
>>28086304
Not holding obvious pump and dump scheme. Sold my bags, made profit. Price is fighting rn hard. Hype and panic kicked off, tesla already made huge profit. Now they can just dump it at any given time.

[Anonymous No.28086867]

>>28086673
kek

[Anonymous No.28086883]

>>28084542
I'm genuinely starting to think it might go to 230k this year like some people are predicting. We are in hyper inflation and bitcoin is the only unregulated market so it is the only thing reflecting the inflation.

[Anonymous No.28086896]

>>28086764
Millions of boomers all over the world are now calling their brokers and saying they want to allocate 5-10% of their portfolios to BTC. Because if Tesla is in it, it can't be a scam!

You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.28086919]

>>28086696
Ok, we will see fag. Not buying rn. Unless I see another spike going up. But so far it's just resisting to go higher

[Anonymous No.28086932]

And down we go

[Anonymous No.28086939]

>>28086764
>tesla already made huge profit

Huge profit by your standards. Not by Elons or Tesla, they are a multi billion dollar company, making a few million in a matter of minutes isnt a lot, they are looking to make BILLIONS off BTC.

Tesla are also going to start accepting BTC in payment so this is going up and up and up.

[Anonymous No.28086940]

>>28084542
Imagine being part of that last red candle, legit like a biz z O Navi video

[Anonymous No.28086965]

>>28086764
have fun staying poor!

[Anonymous No.28086993]

I MISS EVERY FUCKING GODDAMN PUMP I MISS EVERY FUCKING THING EVERY DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE IN MY GODDAMN MISERABLE LIFE HAS BEEN THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I NEEDED TO DO IM SO TIRED OF THIS GODDAMN SHIT I AM FUCKING GOING TO KILL MYSELF TO GODDAMN DAY, I JUST WANTED TO BE COMFORTABLE BROS IM SICK OF THE 60HR WORK WEEKS AND THE FUCKING RAMEN FOR DINNER AND THE LESS THAT 1K IN MY ACCOUNT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GOD FUCKKKKKKKKKKK GOODBYE

[Anonymous No.28087014]

>>28086932
buy the dip you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.28087127]

>>28086993
Maybe you should just try holding until we reach the top.

Time in the market beats timing the market.

[Anonymous No.28087133]

>>28086993
Nigga its still pumping. Or did you not buy when it was cheap?

[Anonymous No.28087151]

>>28084542
kek at boomers who instead bought silver and GME

[𝅶 𝅶 No.28087156]

>>28086993
just put all your money in BTC and hold

[Anonymous No.28087281]

>>28084542
>In January 2021, we updated our investment policy to provide us with more flexibility to further diversify and maximize returns on our cash that is not required to maintain adequate operating liquidity. As part of the policy, which was duly approved by the Audit Committee of our Board of Directors, we may invest a portion of such cash in certain alternative reserve assets including digital assets, gold bullion, gold exchange-traded funds and other assets as specified in the future. Thereafter, we invested an aggregate $1.50 billion in bitcoin under this policy and may acquire and hold digital assets from time to time or long-term. Moreover, we expect to begin accepting bitcoin as a form of payment for our products in the near future, subject to applicable laws and initially on a limited basis, which we may or may not liquidate upon receipt.

[Anonymous No.28087374]

>>28087281
>In January 2021, we updated our investment policy to provide us with more flexibility to further diversify and maximize returns on our cash that is not required to maintain adequate operating liquidity. As part of the policy, we may invest a portion of such cash in certain specified alternative reserve assets. Thereafter, we invested an aggregate $1.50 billion in bitcoin under this policy. Moreover, we expect to begin accepting bitcoin as a form of payment for our products in the near future, subject to applicable laws and initially on a limited basis, which we may or may not liquidate upon receipt. Digital assets are considered indefinite-lived intangible assets under applicable accounting rules. Accordingly, any decrease in their fair values below our carrying values for such assets at any time subsequent to their acquisition will require us to recognize impairment charges, whereas we may make no upward revisions for any market price increases until a sale. As we currently intend to hold these assets long-term, these charges may negatively impact our profitability in the periods in which such impairments occur even if the overall market values of these assets increase.

second paragraph is how to invest in crypto market in nutshell

[Anonymous No.28087394]

>>28086965
Ok, made almost 50k Euro in last 2 weeks. But hey, I'm the poor one here ;). Also thank you for buying my second eth bag. Humble 4k but it's something.

[Anonymous No.28087493]

>>28084542
What app do you think they used to make this purchase? Imaging being in charge of that. What is the process at a corporate level for this type of uninsured purchase?

[Anonymous No.28087521]

>>28087394
You're coping, but that's fine. I've been in your situation where I sold too early and got left behind. Luckily it wasn't on BTC, ETH or LINK, but it still sucks to miss out.

[Anonymous No.28087684]

>>28087127
>>28087133
>>28087156
I'M GATHERING A CHAIR AND FASHIONING A NOOSE WITH THIRTEEN LOOPS, I HOPE EVERY STINKY FUCKING PAJEET ON THIS GAY ASS CHINESE BOARD SLIPS IN SHIT AND DIES LIKE THE SUBHUMAN DOGS THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.28087751]

>>28084542
POOOOOOOHMP ET

[Anonymous No.28087878]

>>28087521
Ok, we will see later. Not buying rn. It will dump so hard within next few days. Buying the dip, waiting for the summer 60k or even 100k ;p

[Anonymous No.28087995]

>>28087878
Alright buddy. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.28088194]

>>28086919
>unless i see another spike going up

ahahahahahah oh no no no no no

[Anonymous No.28088211]

>>28087878
If it is 100k by the end of the week will you buy me $1000 of BTC?

[Anonymous No.28088253]

why the fuck didnt i just buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.28088254]

>>28084604
>plans to accept crypto
this will literally never happen, it would crash the entire world market because money would become useless. The fucking shitstorm would be out of this world as wealth would get re-distributed, every currency would crash horrendously

All it takes is one "we've made it illegal to use cryptocurrency as payment" and it's all over

[Anonymous No.28088481]

>>28087995
Thanks same to you. We're all in the same boat here. >>28088194
Well I don't see anything going up anymore, do you? >>28088211
It won't go to 100k by the end of this week. If it stays at current price it will be a good sign. But don't get your hopes up.

[Anonymous No.28088519]

>>28088254
it's the moment we've all been waiting for, literally legitimizing crypto
>muh uh uh it's all over

[Anonymous No.28088628]

>>28088254
14 year olds shouldn't post here.

[Anonymous No.28088688]

>>28088481
>it stopped so its never gonna go up just down

the news has just broke, wait until it spreads and normies hear about it. Every shithead will be buying BTC by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.28088759]

>>28088254
What you wrote will happen. But not with the crypto you said. Don't forget what's happening rn, vaccines, digital ID, soon cashless society. Its all part of the plan, Elon is just testing waters rn. See the reaction, see if people will jump on the hype train, to literally trade current money for crypto one. And it's working you fags are falling for this like flies for a trapped shit.
Next step it's every bigger corpo doing the same.

[Anonymous No.28089266]

>>28088688
Average shit head with what? That pathetic 100-2000 usd/EUR they own? Oh my here I go seeing the price rocketing to much 1 milion, because bunch of Henrys bought 0.0001 of btc this week. Absolute state of biz fags.

[Anonymous No.28089384]

>>28084542
It's not just this initial pump. It's the sustained pump that Tesla's millions of richfag followers with tons of discretionary income will generate.
Well, that and all the corporations who have finally had enough of sitting on the sidelines like chumps while the world evolves around them...

[Anonymous No.28089487]

>>28089384
until they figure out that Bitcoin is good for absolutely nothing in the real world, which is the time you hopefully have a decent alt portfolio already

[Anonymous No.28089560]

Bought xrp and xlm. Pumping these numbers ;p

[Anonymous No.28089580]

>>28086069
lol.. you think this is done? nothing is actually working probably right now, what do you think will happen when it does?

[Anonymous No.28089690]

>>28089487
>Bitcoin is good for absolutely nothing in the real world

Telsa are going to start accepting BTC for payments, this could be the start of mainstream acceptance of BTC payments

[Anonymous No.28089710]

We are truly living a meme event in a meme timeline, sheiiiiit

Some autistic sperg making a ton of other autistic spergs rich

[Anonymous No.28089819]

>>28088759
Shut the fuck up. Stupid rat.

[Anonymous No.28089929]

>>28089819
Hey rich fag, what you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.28090006]

I am a Hodler so no plans on selling anytime soon but can’t decide whether to buy more now or not ARGHHHH

[Anonymous No.28090065]

>>28089690
Bitcoin can not scale to handle normalfags. The Bitcoin project is not interested in making it scale. In the future normalfags will just be using USDT or another stable coin on some L2 chain.

[Anonymous No.28090345]

This is actually it. Saylor needed to convince one person worth talking about to dump their corporate cash into BTC, and he hooked fucking Tesla. That's the biggest fucking domino in the world. We're going to see other members of the S&P 500 slowly follow, at least dipping in, and that's when it happens. Projected growth if all S&P members put 1% of capital into BTC is a 40k run up (From ~35k). Obviously any more than that needle up more, less needle lower, but fuck. This might actually be it.

[Anonymous No.28090397]

>>28085998
You had one(1) decade

[Anonymous No.28090423]

This is literally unironic. IYKYK. Screencap this. $1000 eoy.

[Anonymous No.28090603]

Newfag here, I don't know if I should buy. Even to me BTC seems super fishy. How is it not ridiculously overvalued right now and a crash inevitable?

[Anonymous No.28090630]

>>28089487
>until they figure out that Bitcoin is good for absolutely nothing in the real world
Well apparently it's good enough to get you a Tesla. Oh and did you read the SEC filing where they said they were holding it long term and may not even liquidate the amounts they receive in exchange for such vehicles.
This is so unimaginably bullish, it's unironically happening.

[Anonymous No.28090792]

>>28090603
you're probably the smartest newfag i've seen last month

[Anonymous No.28090824]

Who switched their alts to Bitcoin and bought the top? Heres one at least...

[Anonymous No.28090842]

>>28090603
It is overvalued. Last time Elon did his little BTC stunt the price retracted to 0 net gain right on the following day. Everyone is exiting right now and Elon is using redditor TSLA holders' capital to buy the bags of oldfags, which is unmeasurably based to be honest.

[Anonymous No.28090981]

>>28090824
Bought into some BTC when pump started caught it about 40K. Will be swapping it all for ADA when it’s price drops a bit more

[Anonymous No.28091069]

>>28086069
You are like the guy who sold bitcoin at $1

[Anonymous No.28091261]

>>28090345
Is it worth changing everything into BTC for the moment then?

[Anonymous No.28091403]

>>28090603
idk, i remember talking to my friends, telling them btc at $80 is ridiculous, now i don't doubt any number anymore

[Anonymous No.28091408]

>>28090603
Just start investing a little bit regularly into crypto. Once this current bubble crashes then buy the dip. The crash is probably not going to be for a few months.

[Anonymous No.28091450]

>>28088759
>Um Ackchually iT'S aLL a BIg cunspearissy!!1
>DON"T BUY ANONS

[Anonymous No.28091554]

>>28086069
retarded newfag you don't sell at the beginning of a hype cycle

[Anonymous No.28091763]

hodl BTC and buy dips? seems sketchy as fuck. i don’t trust marsniggers

[Anonymous No.28092347]

>>28091069
I bought 1 btc at 3400 Euro. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.28092495]

>>28086069
peak disbelief. not everyone deserves to make it

[Anonymous No.28092512]

>>28088759
Just check out the E-Euro, the EU litterally plans to adopt crypto before 2030.

[Anonymous No.28092848]

>>28092347
ok but why would you sell when it just broke ath by barely any amount? it's not like you're going into a hole when it drops, do you think this is the ath and bull cycle is over? or are you trying to time it and buy back in?

[Anonymous No.28092885]

>>28092495
Indeed. Will you make it? >>28092512
Ohh my like great reset isn't planned till 2030. Colour me surprised

[Anonymous No.28092978]

>>28088254
wtf are you talking about,

not many people buy extremely expensive cars, you know

[Anonymous No.28094441]

>>28092848
Yep, precisely this. Now price is just standing in place, isn't it? Only eth went 40 euros more. Could wait bit longer and sell making even more profit. But was it really worth the risk? I already secured my profit, I'm good for now. Can pay taxes, buy food, buy flat even. Now it's just hype, never buy in hype, you wait and sell when hype happens. Few posts back i wrote about buying xrp and xlm. Look what happened it went up. It was low on price, and still hadn't pumped like other coins. Now again I've made profit, but I'm waiting for it, see what happens. Will it go up, or down.

[Anonymous No.28094581]

Tether printer going Brrrr

[Anonymous No.28094629]

>>28085718

[Anonymous No.28094939]

>>28094441
if it works for you, good. what you're doing is way to complicated for me, i'll just wait for when i suspect the bull run is over and then i'll close my longs. the last bull run i closed them at 17k and did very well, im not overthinking this for no reason

[Anonymous No.28095241]

Missed out again. And to think, all i had to do was buy my net worth of an overpriced pretend currency on the off chance that Elon Musk buys $1.5 billion worth and whales don't take a dump

[Anonymous No.28095295]

>>28084542
Market manipulation

[Anonymous No.28095462]

STOP IT MUSK I HAVEN'T SECURED MY POSITIONS YET

[Anonymous No.28095636]

>>28095462
MUSK IT WAS FUCKING 5 AM MY TIME YOU MADE THIS FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT I WAS ASLEEP YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCK SLEEVE I WILL END MY LIFE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.28095706]

>>28084542
600,000,000 #USDT (601,228,836 USD) minted at Tether Treasury

[Anonymous No.28095796]

Idk where to ask this so ill ask here,
Ive been leverage trading on kraken and been losing money consistently, i just closed a short and it showed I still have $380 left on my usd balance, but now I cant buy anything cuz it says insufficient funds, did I get liquidated to 0?

[Anonymous No.28095866]

>>28094939
Exactly, also nicely done. We will make it. Which crypto you traded?

[Anonymous No.28096046]

>>28095796

380 equity or available funds.

[Anonymous No.28096108]

>>28085619
Crypto will never have a separate tax. It is just capital gains.

[Anonymous No.28096204]

>>28095866
I made a lot doing random icos at the start, then moved to btc, now i'm about 80%btc 20%eth, no altcoins. when i started i had about 500 bucks so i was desperate for 100x type returns, now that i got enough i'm not interested in altcoins anymore.

[Anonymous No.28096370]

>>28085726
Yeah, these filings are quarterly. All we know is that at some point in the last 4 months Tesla purchased 1.5B worth of bitcoin. They may of sold some or all of it by now. We don't know their current total holdings.

[Anonymous No.28096615]

>>28086069
>tis
stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.28096707]

>>28096046
Yeah thats what it says but it still says insufficient funds no matter how small i trade

[Anonymous No.28097102]

>>28096707
are you trying to do it on margin? Maybe kraken is out of margin funds

[Anonymous No.28097142]

>>28096108
>Crypto goes into normal money mode
>counted as capital gains.
Only way to win is to remove all elites.
>>28096204
These altcoins, where can I trade them?
In my case it's just thrill of the trade, gains just somehow come on its own.

[Anonymous No.28097323]

>>28084542
I bought the top again wtf

[Anonymous No.28097402]

>>28090824
You are not alone anon, at least two of us!

[Anonymous No.28097437]

>>28097102
No, no more leverage. Im pretty sure my margin pool is all gone. I should still be able to buy without leverage but I cant hmmmm

[Anonymous No.28097561]

>>28097142
it was the ico craze, you sent them ether got tokens to your wallet, i sold most of them on etherdelta, and later some of them were listed on binance. Now i don't even follow where or what is being traded. I still have a bunch of tokens in my wallets of projects that dont even exist anymore, so i realized it was all just randomness

[Anonymous No.28098077]

>gullible idiots get tricked into pump and dumps by billionaires and celebrities on twitter
So these are the times we live in, huh? Feels like a daily occurrence so far this year

[Anonymous No.28098103]

>>28097561
Now that's complex stuff. I don't trust binance. Anons constantly say this website is crashing or not responding. Will just stay with ones I have rn. Ehh this is boring now. Everything stays in place. Eth going up now. Hmm sold too quickly.

[Anonymous No.28098118]

>>28097142
What would you recommend to someone with 100$ today?
Cheap alt coins, altcoins and pray for 100x, or a few satoshis?

[Anonymous No.28098392]

Gather around OIN chads
For all lf the NOINERS if you were waiting for an opportunity to buy low now is the time

[Anonymous No.28098566]

>>28098077
It's funny how all say boomers fucked up everything. Yet fail not nice they're literally no better than boomers. Falling for same shit trump/biden, not seeing who the real enemy is, waiting for "revolutions" to join, which are made by opposing elites. Nothing has change with human behavior sheep will be sheep always.
>>28098118
Well 100 usd is best going 50/50 or 25 on 4 different coins.
Check cheap coins, look what prognosis people give on it.
I'm 50/50 on xrp xlm rn.

[Anonymous No.28098663]

told u
bear trap

[Anonymous No.28098895]

>>28086069
Wow! 10K fresh from the FED printer! You'll sure be able to make a nice fire to keep yourself warm in the winter with all those dollars.

[Anonymous No.28099025]

>>28098077
>A 12% increase after the 5th largest company in the world invests more than $1 billion is a PnD
Jesus christ, you're coping. If you think you feel bad now, just fucking wait till other companies start following Tesla and this shit shoots up to $300k.

[Anonymous No.28099261]

>>28098895
Euro, I do not use usd here. If shit happens like you wrote im ready to buy silver/gold/land at any time. You really think I'm that dumb to hold fiat worthless currency?

[Anonymous No.28099267]

>>28095706
holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.28099364]

>>28099261
Yes. Buy gold. BTC is a

[Anonymous No.28099724]

>>28085609
and let me guess: sell all my crypto and go all in on GME

[Anonymous No.28099814]

>>28099025
companies are led by high IQ jews and not trend following NPC goy cattle

[Anonymous No.28099934]

>>28084542
Musk is a faggot, that's what

[Anonymous No.28100624]

>>28087493
if you slip up and lose the keys or whatever you will be tied to the next SpaceX rocket

[Anonymous No.28100730]

>>28099814
The first and foremost goal of every company is to make money for its shareholders, and by doing that they need to increase the value of their stock. This is why thousands of companies worldwide have been trailing and copying whatever Tesla does because they believe that it will lead to the same kind of significant growth that Tesla has experienced.

The corporate world is full of copycats. And the BTC price in the next few months is going to reflect that very, very well.

[Anonymous No.28100835]

I don't fucking get it, when do you buy bitcoin? It just goes up

[Anonymous No.28100995]

>>28089487
BTC is literally perfect for big purchases like cars.

[Anonymous No.28101032]

>>28100835
whoa so finally you figured out don't you? when it hits 100k you'll be asking the same questions while we still buy when it dumps a bit and hold when it bumps you only sell when you know for sure a dump is coming or you made at least 3x your initial investment.

[Anonymous No.28101464]

>>28100835
you just answered your question

[Anonymous No.28101871]

>>28086764
You think Tesla needs quick profit? Lmao
They will sell half of this when it reaches 500k, but by then they will have been given double from their customers

[Anonymous No.28102185]

>>28100835
You wait till it hits $200k, then you FOMO in a few weeks before it crashes back down to $40k.

[Anonymous No.28103538]

>>28085893
why would you want to cash out in the first place? the problem solves itself if you can start paying for things with BTC without ever converting it to fiat currency

[Anonymous No.28104060]

>>28084542
holy fuck I should have bought some last night

[Anonymous No.28104294]

>>28088254
Nice cope. It's already happened. People buying now are now considered late adopters.

[Anonymous No.28104380]

>>28090824
Yep. Fucks sake, never touching this piece of shit coin ever again. Hits ATH and just dumps, can't even break ATH with huge coroporate adoption.

[Anonymous No.28104558]

>>28100835
asap

[Anonymous No.28104611]

Realistically, what will come of this? Will BTC become a recognized global currency or something? And if so what repercussions and benefits would that bring?

[Anonymous No.28104623]

>>28088254
>fiat is only used to buy tesla shitcars

[Anonymous No.28104688]

>>28088254
Wrong. BlackRock, the largest asset manager in the world with $8 trillion AUM said that BTC could replace the USD as the world reserve currency.

Just because the USD is the world reserve currency right now does not mean that the EUR or GBP is useless or worth nothing today. Likewise will the USD and EUR remain even in the event that the world agrees to use BTC as the reserve currency.

[Anonymous No.28104821]

>>28090603
>unironically thinking valuations matter in 2021

[Anonymous No.28104888]

>>28084542
i love muh frenz

[Anonymous No.28105038]

>>28092512
"Adopting crypto" = banning bitcoin and all other shitcoins

[Anonymous No.28105272]

>>28084542
The only question is, will ETH also maintain the same growth BTC is seeing right now. But I think we're headed for 50k EOW.

[Anonymous No.28105295]

>>28104688
>BTC could replace the USD

Wrong, thats going to be DAI or something smarter. These investment FUCKERS won't have any control over it.

[Anonymous No.28105337]

>>28086883
He fell for inflation meme

[Anonymous No.28105375]

>>28085220
great, more time to buy both ETH and alt.

[Anonymous No.28105598]

>>28105295
Every country will of course create their own digital stablecoins, but the thought behind what BlackRock said was that BTC would become the central point on which the worlds digital currencies were built around.

Sort of like the re-introduction of a global gold standard, except the currencies aren't backed up by gold, but BTC held by central banks.

[Anonymous No.28105725]

>>28094581
Suddenly tether fud doesnt matter
some ppl never learn

[Anonymous No.28105815]

>>28105598
And I'm not saying this absolutely will happen. I'm just saying that BlackRock, the largest asset manager in the world, said it very well could happen.