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https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000156459021004599/tsla-10k_20201231.htm
TURN ON BLOOMBERG

>> No.28084160

>>28084059
Fucking kek, we are near the top.

>> No.28084195

>>28084160
broke it

>> No.28084244

>>28084160
>companies literally throwing fiat at finite supply of btc
this is the top for FIAT yes, not even started the run for btc.

>> No.28084274

>>28084160
Tops going to get moved to 60k. Buckle the fuck up

>> No.28084313

No anon. Tesla is buying Dogecoin.

>> No.28084315
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28084315

As he dusted off his Bitcoins
Was the sound of "FUCK SHITCOINS"
Mumu came into the market
One hundred K was the target
Sminem sat down at the table
Mad that Bogcucks were ungrateful
Bobo saw the candlesticks boom
Tried to short it, it was his doom

Bobo are you okay? So Bobo are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?
Bobo are you okay? So Bobo are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?
Bobo are you okay? So Bobo are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?
Bobo are you okay? So Bobo are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?

Bobo are you okay?
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
Waiting rooms on the first page
And they dabbed you, a big FOMO, beary
They came with a bull market
Twenty million, the new target
And then you turned into a wojak
Pink with blood tears
You should know that

Bobo are you okay? So Bobo are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?
Bobo are you okay? So Bobo are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?
Bobo are you okay? So Bobo are you okay? Are you okay, Bobo?
You've been memed by
You've been bogged by
A moo criminal

>> No.28084325

top is 170k

>> No.28084330

fucking binance is down!

>> No.28084437

>>28084315
Lmao

>> No.28084460

this is it, its going to the moon

>> No.28084643

>40k ACCEPTED
>41k ACCEPTED
>42k ACCEPTED
>all time high ACCEPTED
>43k ACCEPTED
BOBOS ARE YOU OKAY

>> No.28084688

i have to buy.

>> No.28084716
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>>28084059
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28084732

>>28084160
The others will now FOMO in, this is the absolute beginning.

>> No.28084747
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28084747

DO WE MOVE ALTCOINS TO BTC NOW

FUCKING HELP

>> No.28084773

Binance down ffffffff

>> No.28084780

I CANT SELL MY ALTS BINANCE WONT WORK


AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28084803

>>28084747
ALL IN RETARD

>> No.28084811

>>28084059
>shills dogecoin to retards
>buys BTC instead
hahahahahahahaha

>> No.28084819

>kraken logs me out right when I try to buy btc
Fucking christ.

>> No.28084829
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28084829

I put a x125 short literally a minute before the announcement.

>> No.28084834

>>28084059
I can't wait to see crypto Youtubers thumbnails on this one
Lmao

>> No.28084875

>>28084829
KEK

>> No.28084876

>>28084059
WTF IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28084878

>>28084059
fiat is kill, screencap this

>> No.28084882

BOBOS AHAHHAHA

>> No.28084927

>>28084315
kek

>> No.28084926

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING BACK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN SELL SELL SELL

>> No.28084940

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.28084972

PRESS S TO SPIT ON BOBOS

>> No.28085031

>$1.5 billion bought in january

>> No.28085122

>>28084747
GO ALL IN NIGGER. SAYLOR HAS BEEN SHILLING JUST BITCOIN TO HIS BUDDIES NOT ETHEREUM AND NOT ANY OTHER SHITCOIN.

>> No.28085189

>>28084829
nice

>> No.28085207

my alts...

fuck you elon

>> No.28085251

>>28084059
BOBOS OH GOD

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>>28084059
Isn't this the fucknig euphoria phase before being hammered to 20K? or is this a legit breakout because of the ATH? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28085284

fuck elon
this shit was going sub $30k if not for him

>> No.28085286

my lil bitcoin stock doin some

>> No.28085386

Kek his dogecoin shilling really was a distraction all along

>> No.28085612

YES BASED ELON PUMPING THE MARKET SO NORMIES FLOOD IN AND DUMP IT AND ALL ALTCOINS WITH IT THANKS ELON SO BASED

>> No.28085650

>>28085284
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

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>>28084834

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>>28085824
yikes

>> No.28086927

Elons an actual fucking kike hes single handedly going to get crypto regulated congrats

fucking rockerfeller

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>>28084829
>I put a x125 short literally a minute before the announcement.
How much did you lose?

>> No.28087101

>>28086927
>crypto
>regulated
How?

>> No.28087155

wow, who told you about these alts? This is trash man, don’t believe those bastards
if you wanna get pump use your IQ and follow yield farming
I participated in metalex and they made a new system, a guarantee of triple apy

>> No.28087182

>>28084829
>x125 short
Sounds like you have to go long on $ROPE, fa.m

>> No.28087189

>>28084829
Can I pay you money for your trades so I can inverse you?

>> No.28087196

>>28084315
Best meme on /biz/ probably
I fucking love how there are so many variations of it and many anons wrote their own version

>> No.28087216

>>28084829
Don't off yourself. It's just money

>> No.28087245

>>28085122
Who gives a fuck what Saylor says? If Musk tomorrow tweets to sell btc everyone will sell, lol.

>> No.28087339

>>28084059
who the fuck is their auditor

how did they let tesla do this

>> No.28087400

>>28087339
stfu

>> No.28087408

>>28087101
By regulated he means either taxed to hell and back or banned

>> No.28087453

>>28087400
nigger

>> No.28087467

>>28087245
Ah yes, he totally did spend $1.5B and considerable amount of Human resources to flip it in a day.
Use some fucking brain, this signals Elon and TSLA has a massive trust in Bitcoin.

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>>28084059
BURGERKOIN
>>28086660
>>28086660
easy 1000x get in early
https://info.uniswap.org/token/0x6fae84daff6330c3380b80e342a55a633c0e2ea0
use uniswap

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>>28085824
wtf is wrong with these men

>> No.28087524

FUCK NORMIES. BUY LITECOIN. THEY WILL INEVITABLY MOVE INTO LITECOIN. BUY MY BAGS PLEASE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28087576

>>28084160
>He thinks billionaires buy the top

We are still about 7x from the top

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>he didn't sell puts on BTC
ngmi

>> No.28087622

>>28087101
>>crypto
>>regulated
>How?

You’d regulate the crypto > fiat off ramps and/or the regulations a public firm has to deal with if they hold a crypto.

Yes, they won’t be able to regulate crypto itself but they can regulate just about everything else.

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>>28084829
>Shorting in a bull market

Just light your money on fire next time, atleast it might look cool.

>> No.28087742

literally masturbating rn

>> No.28087813

>>28086927
Exactly. Utter dickhead, market manipulation, gov will want blood.

>> No.28087937

>>28087508
Can't blame them too much. Everyone's dopamine receptors are so fried that they won't be interested in clicking on a video that isn't full of click bait like "EMEERRRGENCY! THIS IS CRUCIAL FOR BITCOIN! 100X IMMINENT? :0"
blame the brain-dead audience

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>tfw you will never have 38,000 btc

>> No.28088035

>>28087723
When everyone on down to my Uber driver thinks it’s a bull market, it’s a bull trap.

This is your last chance to exit at a comfortable price.

>> No.28088133

>>28085824
They make that face because thats the only way musk would remember them.

>> No.28088351

>>28088035
>BTC only 2x from previous all time high
>Billionaires are still buying
>It's the top

Lel. Bull market will end August at the earliest, January at the latest, but we still have a long way to go

>> No.28088397

>>28088351
this

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>>28088035
>muh shoeshine boy, therefore line go down

>> No.28088457

>>28084059
This level of market manipulation is disgusting.
Elon is going to get crypto regulated, fucking idiot.

>> No.28088566

>>28088035
It's not 2013 anymore you fucking retard. People were saying this shit in March of 2017 and look what happened then.

>> No.28088699

>>28084315
put me in the screencap

>> No.28088833

>>28088457
Good , fuck exchanges p2p trade makes us stronger.

>> No.28089435

>>28088457
back to p2p trade then

>> No.28089559

>>28089435
how does p2p taxation work?

>> No.28089833

From Tesla's press release

>We've invested an aggregate $1.5 billion in Bitcoin
>And may acquire and hold digital assets from time to time or long term

Look at every crypto he's been shilling recently -- I'd bet those are what Tesla will be accepting once they have their Bitcoin procedure down, especially considering they plan to liquidate upon receipt anyway.

At the very least I'd bet,those are the crypto Elon has plans for whether it's Tesla or not.

>> No.28089945

BULLYEAR HAS STARTED FOR SURE NOW!

We started with a memeseason lol, altseason still has to start!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!

>> No.28089993

>>28089833
Elon is an ETH bull, so I guess alts will be fine

>> No.28090011

Bitcoin EOY 1 million?

>> No.28090893

>>28090011
Probably not, but god damn would that be nice. I'm gonna build my dream house.

>> No.28090955

>>28089833
so should I sell my doge for bitcoin now?

>> No.28091363

>Tesla buys btc at 37k
>Sells it all tomorrow at 40k

>> No.28091544

Time to buy long calls

>> No.28091787

>>28090955
He's been shilling DOGE too. Quite a bit.

>> No.28092504

>>28088351
Do you have an exit strategy or are you indefinitely holding? Maybe DCA out starting in august through January?

>> No.28092667

>>28091363
>Buys back in at 25k on Wednesday

>> No.28092774

>>28092667
I was just about to buy now, are you telling me I should wait until Wednesday?

>> No.28092903

>>28084059
Elon just shit in the US treasuries mouth. Think long and hard about that. Remember what happened with Facebook and Libra? Elon has been protected by the feds for years. How about now that he just undermined USD sovereignty? You dont fuck with the money. Elon thought he was so untouchable he did en fact just fuck with the money