SURF

[Anonymous No.28059168]

>Eternal passive income from dividends
>System designed to keep your funds safe even against dumps
>Partnerships in the pipeline
>Not a ponzi, brings in revenue from the outside and reinvests community funds

But that doesn’t matter. None of that matters. Haven’t you been watching Doge? Just put your money in the Whirlpool and forget you ever had it at all. That’s the way to make it in this market. No stress. No worries. No thoughts. Just SURF. We’re all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.28059271]

>>28059168
Is it a crypto

[Anonymous No.28059354]

>>28059271
yea

[Anonymous No.28059438]

>>28059354
Sounds groovy. Might go like 10% in after Doge hits $10

[Anonymous No.28059612]

>>28059438
make it 20%, and you have yourself a deal

[Anonymous No.28059922]

>>28059612
Ok deal, 5%

[Anonymous No.28061275]

what is volcano

[Anonymous No.28061365]

>>28061275
Where sacrifices are offered, of course. Don’t worry about that

[Anonymous No.28061405]

>>28061365
feb 14?

[Anonymous No.28062566]

2 hour ama with the Dev:
vocaroo.com/1itsSWwfWo7m

Topics:
- SURFstacker-lite
- The SURF Launch Pad
- The first project to launch through the SURF Launch Pad
- Whirlpool loans

[Anonymous No.28062659]

>>28061405
Pep hasn't dropped his alpha about when the volcano is coming. I wont assume it'll be Feb 14.

[Anonymous No.28062947]

I love how you're putting "not a ponzi" in the OP now. very persuasive

[Anonymous No.28063428]

>>28062659
i didnt even know who was making it or if it was real so thanks for the info anon

[Anonymous No.28063543]

Surf the reef brah
>integration incoming

[Anonymous No.28063715]

>>28063543
source?

[Anonymous No.28063854]

>>28062947
>I love how you're putting "not a ponzi" in the OP now
kek
real projects don't need to do that
they might as well have put "not a pajeet"

[Anonymous No.28063995]

>>28063854
if you were here a year ago you'd remember SURF being massively shilled and then subsequently taking a huge nosedive in value specifically because it's just "we take all the money then we spin it around!" was the model. Read the OP real carefully and you will realize the only thing it's doing is vaguely promising to make you rich. "in the pipeline" my ass. "we're gonna get money from outside and somehow reinvest it in the community." anyone who buys this deserves to be poor

[Anonymous No.28063996]

>>28062947
>>28063854
I do it all for you, bby

[Anonymous No.28064534]

>>28063995
It pumped because the distribution phase gave you a fixed 5000% API by modifying the mint rate. Ignore price, it's market cap is almost as high as it was during the peak of that excitement.

It dumped because obviously minting like that introduces a shitton of sell pressure. The devs literally didn't care about the price because people bailing allowed them to accumulate more of the supply for themselves.

The last 3 months have just been building quietly and letting stakers accumulate for what's coming.

[Anonymous No.28065133]

sadly had to sell my WP holdings to pay bills, still have my board though

[Anonymous No.28066218]

>>28065133
It will serve you well, however you choose to use it

[Anonymous No.28066473]

It's almost time /biz/

$10 EOM

[Anonymous No.28067201]

>>28065133
10 ETH, no less for the board

[Anonymous No.28067366]

>>28062566
I had no idea vocaroos could be 2 fucking hours

[Anonymous No.28067932]

>>28067366
Now you know, listen to the whole thing and you'll hear the future plans for the most kickass passive income machine that we're gonna go sell to Sushiswap

[Anonymous No.28067997]

>2 hour ama with the Dev:
vocaroo.com/1itsSWwfWo7m

This sounds like a very promising project desu.
The bullshit name projects like sushi/pancake etc all got huge, so being called SURF should not matter.

[Anonymous No.28068998]

>>28067997
It's unironically the most underrated project in DeFi ATM

[Anonymous No.28069917]

on my way to the fuggin moon