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Buy $COCKS. Newest crypto. This new coin graphs oil derivatives in a quantum transformation vector map. You can also buy NFT penises.
DONT BUY $PEUCT THAT ONLY USES BINARY TRANSFORMATIONS
My current stack is $COCKS, $QUEEF, $IFYAFOP, and $DATU. I plan on get 20% returns on each of these. It’ll moon once hedge fund managers and normies start buy $COCKS and $IFYAFOP

>> No.28057965

Needs staking, NFTs, and I am in.

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>>28057965
It's on the roadmap

>> No.28058207

>>28057798
>it’s all fake so I should deliberately invest in a practical joke
I get it, most of the numbers on my screen feel fake. But you aspies haven’t proved that you can go viral outside of /biz/, which you would obviously need to do for mass adoption

>> No.28058227

>>28057798
Contract address?

>> No.28058252

It can only go up.

>> No.28058422

>>28058207
its day 4 fren

>> No.28058641

>>28057798
synthetics? need synthetic $COCKS

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>>28058422
Not owning MCDC. NGMI

>> No.28058663

>>28058227
Here you go fren
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>>28057798
>Bump my funny satire post pls

sure!

>> No.28058692

>>28058207
wait until you see the uncle ted style marketing campaign as part of the tik tok challenge

>> No.28058708

Literally day 4. Rome also wasn’t built in a day

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>>28058671
it's so funny to me that you think this is in any way incriminating. I don't even understand the FUD here

>> No.28059146

>>28058671
You’re a fucking rat and I’ll purge you from the earth

>> No.28059830

>>28058692
...your plan is tik tok mail bombs?