/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28045277]

Wagie wagie, tomorrow is time to get in cagie

[Anonymous No.28045359]

>>28045277
There's statistically one walmart employee who will view this thread and die inside.

[Anonymous No.28045419]

The dehumanization of that webm

[Anonymous No.28045520]

WE ARE
WE ARE
WALMART

[Anonymous No.28045566]

>>28045277
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.28045603]

Wagie wagie get in cagie
All day long you work and ragie

Neet is comfy
Neet is cool
Neet is free from work and school

Wagie suffers, Wagies dies
Neet eats tendies, sauce, and fries

[Anonymous No.28045624]

>>28045277
ah hell nah

[Anonymous No.28045640]

>>28045277
I'm unemployed

[Anonymous No.28045655]

>>28045359

[Anonymous No.28045678]

>>28045277
>you can make people do this for a minimum wage

[Anonymous No.28045698]

>>28045640
based, keep up!

[Anonymous No.28045827]

>>28045678
and you know what you can make them do for a quick $50

[Anonymous No.28045832]

>>28045277
>BOOM BOOM CLAP

[Anonymous No.28045994]

>>28045277
Most people are NPCs and they honestly don't mind this.
Women doubly so.

[Anonymous No.28046071]

>>28045994
yup women are designed for this

[Anonymous No.28046141]

>>28045277
This is now a wagie thread
Post pics that include wagies

[Anonymous No.28046155]

>>28045277
>LEONAAAARDD!
>I don't see your feet moving!
>Why aren't you dancing Leonard?
>You don't want to shart cleaning this week, do you?

[Anonymous No.28046242]

>>28046141

[Anonymous No.28046254]

>>28045277
I'm so stoked to flip some burgers tomorrow! It's gonna be alot of fun! :)

[Anonymous No.28046282]

I miss being a NEET.

Now I need monie. So I need my job. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.28046292]

>>28045277
Literally everyone calls in sick the Monday after the Superb Owl.

[Anonymous No.28046588]

>>28045277

No no nonononono.

[Anonymous No.28046765]

>>28046141

[Anonymous No.28046779]

>>28045827
Something with two peepees?

[Anonymous No.28046822]

>>28046765
reported

[Anonymous No.28046846]

>>28046765

[Anonymous No.28046854]

>>28045277
Why does Walmart have so many employees?
Lidl and Aldi are the biggest shop chains in Europe, and most of them run with between 5-10 people per shift, even in the massive ones.

[Anonymous No.28046918]

>>28046822
Sent ;)

[Anonymous No.28046988]

>>28046918

[Anonymous No.28047019]

>>28045277
Did walmart overnights for a month when I was 19 then the manager told me to take my hat off and I wasn't cut out for full time wally overnights at 19 so I quit, paid me every cent owed tho which is more than I can say for most of my scumfuck tax cheating employers

[Anonymous No.28047055]

>>28046988

[Anonymous No.28047116]

>>28045359
Holy fuck. I would kms if I was made to do that at work.

[Anonymous No.28047138]

>>28046846
You just know he's screaming inside because every other 12 year old that walks in says
>Banana

[Anonymous No.28047144]

>>28045603
NEET NEET ALONE IN SEAT
ALL DAY LONG YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT
GOT NO GIRLFRIEND
GOT NO PRIDE
ALWAYS BROKE AND DEAD INSIDE
EAT THOSE TENDIES
DOWN THOSE FRIES
ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES

[Anonymous No.28047168]

>>28047055

[Anonymous No.28047181]

>>28045277
>tfw comfy WFH chad
I get paid full time to half ass shit for a few hours in between trading crypto, stocks, and playing vidya

[Anonymous No.28047206]

Fuck you fgt my gamble addiction just won me around 5k tonight. THANKYOU POLYMARKET !!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.28047225]

>>28046854
because a surplus ot part-time monkeys is better than having full time properly paid people who get benefits

see in america if you have part-time employees you can treat them like trash, and then because they make poverty levels of income, they are also applying for shit like welfare, so now the taxes of everyone else subsidizes walmart

complete insanity but of course more benefits for workers and stopping corporations from abusing loopholes is anti-capitalist, and you aren't a commie are you? now clap to the song or you'll be sent to HR

[Anonymous No.28047240]

>>28047168

[Anonymous No.28047259]

>>28045277
LOL FUCK THA EMPLOYEE LIFEEEEEE BEEEEACHHHHH

[Anonymous No.28047322]

>>28047240

[Anonymous No.28047357]

>>28046141
https://youtu.be/9M910DcyVu8

[Anonymous No.28047367]

>>28046854
I think Walmart actually hires superfluous employees. Like, they hire geezers and retards (literally) they don't really need. I think it's a form of charity?

[Anonymous No.28047390]

I lost my job because of the scamdemic

[Anonymous No.28047392]

>>28047322

[Anonymous No.28047406]

>>28047019
Whatever you do, NEVER work as a subcontractor for someone you don't personally know, that's the only time I ended up not getting paid for several days of work because the data I collected for the job was apparently off by some slim amount.
A job that I thought would net me 30$ an hour ended up being closer to 10$ because of all the sunken costs on my end and all the money I was never paid.

[Anonymous No.28047429]

>>28045277
Reminder: a tie symbolizes a leash to your employer.

[Anonymous No.28047469]

lol jokes on you. i filled out a vacation request form on friday for monday vacation. see you in the funny papers loser.

[Anonymous No.28047574]

>>28045277
Back when I was a NEET I absolutely loved these threads

now that I'm a wagie I ignore them in order to cope. It's miserable bros. Anybody that claims waging "isn't that bad" or "I actually like what I do" etc. is pure cope. That's absolute fucking cope, they're lying, it's never ever beneficial to your health to work a 9-5 that puts stress on your mental and physical wellbeing.

Earning enough to be your own boss, or put 0 thought into whether you're fired due to being economically independent, is the ONLY way out of the wage Hell. That's it.

[Anonymous No.28047578]

>>28047357
I miss bizonnaci

[Anonymous No.28047588]

>>28046846
He should smile more.

[Anonymous No.28047599]

>>28047367
>charity
You mean tax breaks.

[Anonymous No.28047619]

>>28047367
I've always been under the impression that this only happens to appease the small town country Bumpkins whose family brick and mortar stores get shut down the moment Walmart moves in.
>"Didja hear? Our retard cousin Johnny was offered a job at Wally world! Isn't that great?"

[Anonymous No.28047743]

>>28045277
they really are like cattle arent they?

thank god i was blessed with a high iq

[Anonymous No.28047775]

>>28047578
The Nike slides are the cherry on top

[Anonymous No.28047783]

>>28045277
>>28046141
Hey chill out this place looks very comfy and nice to sit here half your life.
You are meeting very nice people and its very much fun.
As long as you weak three masks and a shield and wash your hands every hour or you die instantly from the plague.

[Anonymous No.28047795]

>>28047578
Last one I got

[Anonymous No.28047866]

>>28047578
did he die?

[Anonymous No.28047900]

>>28045277
At least this week we have some exciting news: you get a free experimental gene therapy. If you say no youre fired. So thats fun, right?

[Anonymous No.28047908]

>>28047144
WAGIE WAGIE DONT YOU CRY
GET YOUR PAYCHECK, PLEASE DONT DIE
IF YOU DO, WHO WILL MAKE
MY FRIES AND TENDIES AND T BONE STEAK
WAGIE WAGIE DONT BE JEALOUS
THANKS FOR YOUR TAXES, YOU ARE SELFLESS

[Anonymous No.28047983]

>>28047367
More they hire, less they can offer full-time. Avoid having to provide benefits.

[Anonymous No.28047997]

>>28047900
are you being forced to get the vaccine?

[Anonymous No.28048026]

oh nooooooo
i have to pretend to work for 2 hours while getting paid for 8.
hopefully no one will call me while i take my nap or go to the gym. oh right i set myself a meeting so im on Do not Disturb.
wfh gets you all the perks of being a NEET all the while getting paid

[Anonymous No.28048063]

>>28047783
Working on a checkout is the fucking worst, it was my first job at 17 and it made me want to kill myself every day

[Anonymous No.28048122]

>parents want me to have a "professional career"
University was the gayest thing I've ever done (a "big name" school which I'm sure you will be surprised to learn was a fucking scam), i would rather pursue my own interests in a tiny room all day than work my ass off competing with a bunch of try-hard fags just to earn a few thousand extra fake goybux. Honestly I'd rather be a wageslave doing or do manual labour, that way at least I'd have time to focus on other things apart from gay work. Also the currency will be worthless in a few years, meanwhile competition for (real) jobs has never been higher because the global (((merchants))) import the 3rd world into our nations to fuck us over/deliberately ruin industry. Houses have never been more expensive too. I'd rather be a NEET and dick around in crypto with my savings than work my ass off getting a job in some shitty company that plasters ugly brown people all over their advertisements despite being based in the West. Why would I work for people who don't even pretend to represent me and whose hiring policies are often biased against me, despite my ancestors building the nation?

How much do I need in savings to make actual money off crypto? thanks for reading my rant xDD

[Anonymous No.28048161]

>>28047775
you just know she fucks niggers

[Anonymous No.28048180]

despite all my rage I am still just a wage in a cage

[Anonymous No.28048197]

>>28048063
I believe that, i had a part time job while college at a market and i refused to work at the checkout and worked on the meat counter which was actually pretty nice, got to snack a lot of sausages. Im german so we have very nice ones.

[Anonymous No.28048210]

>>28045832
I used to work for walmart many years ago, literally nobody there enjoys the "Walmart Cheer"
The wage slave life is behind me now, and man am I glad

[Anonymous No.28048218]

>>28048026
i hope the african strain defeats the vaccine
i'll be set for life while my crypto gains do sum

[Anonymous No.28048237]

>>28047795
Damn that's sad. I remember when I passed a year at a State gig and they handed me a certification congratulating me for it. I put in my two weeks the next day.

[Anonymous No.28048238]

>>28047144

[Anonymous No.28048315]

>>28048161
Did you not see the kid in her hands?

[Anonymous No.28048338]

>>28045277
Guys, I want to get out of wage cucking. I fucking hate it. I have capital for a business idea but I dunno what to do. Any entrepreneur here who managed to make a living on their own?

[Anonymous No.28048472]

>>28048161
I mean, the proof is that her kid is mixed, so yeah

[Anonymous No.28048500]

>>28047144
nice dubs
i like this one despite the message
>t. neet

[Anonymous No.28048510]

>>28048315

[Anonymous No.28048530]

>>28047997
We like to say you have the option of giving up your job if you refuse.

[Anonymous No.28048539]

>>28048315
>>28048472
kek
holy shit I actually didn't see the baby
my autism is evolving guys

[Anonymous No.28048547]

>>28045277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

[Anonymous No.28048574]

>>28048472
You mean a mutt which will grow up without a father and probably end up in jail either way.

[Anonymous No.28048592]

>>28046282
Invest in some shit coin and become a wizard you fucking coon.

[Anonymous No.28048613]

I have been working from home since March and don't ever plan to go back in. If they make me I'll find another job. I don't give a shit about "workplace culture", what my coworkers are up to, the issues with training up young people remotely, etc.

[Anonymous No.28048656]

>>28046141

[Anonymous No.28048659]

>>28048338
I have no authority to speak from this, but I had a friend that ran a woodworking business, and he told me that unless you plan on employing other people, the best option is to go with being a "sole proprietor" rather than an LLC

[Anonymous No.28048668]

>>28045277
I would literally rather be homeless panhandling and giving hand jobs than to be forced to dance by my slave owner.

[Anonymous No.28048738]

>>28045277
i'm still working will continue to work into the wee hours of the morning, then I'll sleep for 2 hours then continue to work :DDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.28048803]

Man, I am so glad I have the ability to earn money in my own time on my own terms. I had a friend who went to a job interview once and it was one of those group interviews, everyone that turned up was asked in turn to stand up and introduce themselves and.... get this... they all had to "clap their names", not sing, not dance, but "clap their names" lmao jesus fucking christ. I told him I would have walked out immediately

[Anonymous No.28048883]

>>28048338
I'm not an entrepreneur by any means, but I live comfy. I teach online courses at a few colleges. Pretty much make my own hours. Hustle side-gigs (for fun) when I get the chance for that extra cash. And I try to invest all that I can. Building up that passive income stream. So far, after 2 years, I make $500 a month passively on dividend stocks and BlockFi. Just reinvesting it now though until I can reach AT LEAST $2k a month passively.

[Anonymous No.28048904]

>>28048803
I am now able to do the same. My biggest issue is explaining to my zogbot sister, grandma, and best friend why im not employed and defending how busy i am constantly with them calling me a bum

[Anonymous No.28048906]

>>28048659
He’s asking for business ideas not how to structure his taxes. A sole propetier is a terrible idea and leaves your personal assets open to being sued.

[Anonymous No.28048950]

>>28047578
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.28048987]

>>28047578
mega motors is a blessing.

[Anonymous No.28049029]

>>28048906
My mistake, didn't read what he wrote properly.

[Anonymous No.28049150]

>>28048218
same bro

[Anonymous No.28049173]

>>28045277
Hah! I work at night. Wagies....we're gonna make it. We're gonna make it. Although if you're the walmart manager in the webm then you're going to get raped by a pack of niggers.

[Anonymous No.28049196]

>>28045277
If you kiss enough customers' asses, you might win a cupcake :3

[Anonymous No.28049322]

>>28049196
Hahahahaha this is fucking awful!

[Anonymous No.28049329]

>>28049196
lmao you can tell that fucker has nothing going on in his peanut brain

[Anonymous No.28049354]

>>28047181
it is now one full year of wfh from me and the week is now three days, Saturday, Sunday, Blursday

[Anonymous No.28049385]

>>28045277
dance for your meager wages. it's not enough to survive, but hey what else are you going to do.

[Anonymous No.28049409]

>>28045277
Jokes on you NEET, I've been furloughed for the past month so am being paid 80 percent of my wages to sit around, play video games and feel no shame.
I'm getting paid to goof off and the best part is there will be no gap in my employment history. Truly it is the best of times.

[Anonymous No.28049444]

>>28049196
I feel kind of bad for him.
You can tell he's poor because most black guys the moment they have 300$ buy an expensive pair of shoes, this guy has some ragged dirt covered Adiddas.
And he's a manlet

[Anonymous No.28049468]

>>28049329
he jus happy massa let him maka some munnys

[Anonymous No.28049524]

>>28049196
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.28049568]

>>28049468
i don't care one way or the other

[Anonymous No.28049589]

>>28048656
forgot the video

https://youtu.be/DjYVy-fonO8

[Anonymous No.28049646]

>>28049196
>Quarteze
...is this some kind of ebonic spelling of Cortés?

[Anonymous No.28049707]

>>28047574
For any wagie here. Just fucking do something, anything mow lawns. Buy a trailer, a riding mower and a leaf blower. Sell Italian ice at a busy park. Start somewhere. Wagies are pathetic defeatists

[Anonymous No.28049741]

my cagies let me go after I asked for raise, feels kinda bad frens

[Anonymous No.28049843]

>>28048883
Oof, that's some good shit! Thats what I would like. Also investing all that I can afford to invest

Any tips you have for an up and coming dude that wants to live comfy, too? Like what's your portafolio like for that $500/m dividend?

[Anonymous No.28049920]

>>28048530
sue

[Anonymous No.28049921]

>>28049589
open hand is bitch slap

[Anonymous No.28049937]

>>28049707
I took a gamble on a meme degree at university and it actually paid off for me and I love my job. I don't earn huge money but I have never not wanted to go into work during the morning routine.

[Anonymous No.28049985]

>>28048904
This is the worst part, desu. Your own family usually doesnt "get it", as much as you explain it. They'll always be offering you "real jobs" and saying for you to get out there into the world. I don't think they have a genuine concept of being self-employed. It's only until you make it that they MAYBE give you props

[Anonymous No.28050006]

>>28049707
we need to bring back the pinkertons to beat the wagies asses.

[Anonymous No.28050019]

I never truly understood the purpose of a full-time gig. I always worked part-time while in undergrad. Then to avoid a REAL job, I went to grad school. Landed a job with the city out of grad school. Okay, I guess I understand the purpose of employee healthcare. Cheaper, but still annoying. Then we have the pension/401k shit. So you're telling me that my job FORCES me to save/invest? As if I don't already know how to do that? Then I realized the majority of normies endlessly consume. Spending more than they make. So this pension/401k shit is just a way to help those retards. I'm not rotting away for 40+ hours a week just for that shit.

[Anonymous No.28050100]

Working the checkout tomorrow, reeeee.

First stimmy went into ETH and then API3 which is eventually going to free me from this hell.

[Anonymous No.28050144]

>>28048237
thats kind of a stupid thing to do.

[Anonymous No.28050172]

>>28049589
what a living hell the life of a wagie is

[Anonymous No.28050202]

>>28048218
>>28049150
my director literally said hes never going back in no matter what the company decides

[Anonymous No.28050241]

>>28047578
>>28048987

> Hood stealership getting niggers and whores to buy shit boxes they paid $500 for with super high interest car loans probably 30% interest on the lones.

I like their business model.

[Anonymous No.28050311]

>>28049741
tell the story

[Anonymous No.28050349]

>>28045277
I've been working from home for going on a year now. I have to get up at 9 and work for a couple hours then nap and shitpost on here the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.28050375]

>>28045359
there's a few posters who wortk at wallmart at least
some used to post from the break room with pics

[Anonymous No.28050470]

>>28047181
Same here, based

[Anonymous No.28050487]

How many shekels of savings to live off of crypto investing?

[Anonymous No.28050490]

>>28046141
from amazon anon

[Anonymous No.28050578]

>>28049843
Stockwise, risky, but I put a lot of money into Tickers GLAD, OXLC, and OXSQ. Making roughly $200 a month off of them alone. Then you have things like AT&T, Intel, Realty Income, Cisco Systems...etc. I usually just use those dividends to buy ETFs (e.g., SPYD, VT) or bluechip stocks. With BlockFi, I have one full bitcoin in there that's giving out 6% APY and some USDcoin with 8% APY. I just let that stay and compound.

[Anonymous No.28050687]

>>28050490
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nope

[Anonymous No.28050698]

>>28050490
this is one of the most pathetic and bleak thing I've seen in a while

[Anonymous No.28050738]

>>28050490
you have GOT to be shitting me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it's worse than I could have ever imagined
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.28050765]

>>28049937
well what is it?

[Anonymous No.28050770]

>>28049589
LMAO

[Anonymous No.28050835]

>>28050490
COVID is just a excuse for the Jews to torture goyem

[Anonymous No.28050848]

>>28050490
>no freedom
>no privacy
Literally worse than jail, they should replace prison bars with these transparent walls

[Anonymous No.28050855]

>>28050490
amazon is the wagie meme to a t

[Anonymous No.28050876]

>>28049741
post their company info on pastebin then here

[Anonymous No.28050914]

>>28050490
>They have to sit in a glass box for their lunch break
>They don't get the chance to talk to a friend
>And yet they have zero privacy thanks to the glass
This is peak control.

[Anonymous No.28050963]

>>28050490
Jesus Christ. And I thought the military was bad

[Anonymous No.28050968]

>>28050490
lol

[Anonymous No.28051091]

>>28049589
>When you're on Tren you got from your fellow boomer gave you, but your doctor puts you TRT because of your age

[Anonymous No.28051095]

>>28050687
it gets worse. this thread was proof we live in a cyberpunk hellcape
>>/biz/thread/S22931748

[Anonymous No.28051125]

>>28050855
amzn is just ahead of the curve. They are the vanguard of wagie management

https://youtu.be/ZydE18fgdiI

[Anonymous No.28051166]

>>28045277
>you need to come in early
>btw we accidentally deleted your 401k

[Anonymous No.28051219]

>>28051095
oh I've been aware of this for some time now
t. schizo who realized the Matrix movies weren't just movies

[Anonymous No.28051249]

>>28046988
We like the stock!

[Anonymous No.28051301]

>>28046765
>press down on the glass while moving it across the table and into the bussing tray

[Anonymous No.28051366]

>>28048122
I worked at a warehouse doing physical labor for a year. I got an office job and thought my problems were over, I could just do that job forever. I found myself missing that warehouse so much it hurt.

[Anonymous No.28051397]

>>28045277
going snowboarding

checked

[Anonymous No.28051427]

Any anons have insight on whether it'd be worth going into middle management? I'm currently in a technical position, but the career ceiling for that is lower and I'd be stuck doing the same thing for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.28051525]

>>28045277
Pain.

[Anonymous No.28051600]

>>28045277
this webm made me a communist

[Anonymous No.28051676]

>>28051600
Really? it made me an aristocrat, you must be brown and/or female.

[Anonymous No.28051727]

>>28051427
middle management means you get all your holes filled instead of just your ass
don't do it unless you are a servile masochist

[Anonymous No.28051788]

>literally go through a nigger cattle chute to enter the wage cage

[Anonymous No.28051835]

>>28051788
What the fuck i want to work with her..

[Anonymous No.28051856]

>>28051366
That's what I mean, I would rather do some manual labour and keep to myself then enjoy my free time not having to think about work.

[Anonymous No.28051915]

>>28047144

based.

[Anonymous No.28051954]

>>28051427
up to you but bad idea. being a technical person who can fill a very specific niche and is good at what they're doing is where you want to be because it makes you very difficult to replace. middle managers can be found anywhere and have no skills or discernible unique talents to speak of so you can expect to be shitcanned. plus you would probably have to do even more stuff than you do now and a lot more social interactions. if it were me i would focus more on gaining career experience in a technical field.

[Anonymous No.28052096]

>>28051427
>abused by superiors
>abused by subordinates

ye have fun with that

[Anonymous No.28052109]

>>28047866
no, he just got an actual gig that pays well for design instead of taking neet donations.

still, i'm sure he lurks here.

[Anonymous No.28052126]

>>28049589
KEK FUCKIN WAGIES

[Anonymous No.28052258]

>>28049329
Lol I'm dying

[Anonymous No.28052331]

>>28051954
this. specialize as much as possible.
>t. former sysadmin-turned-manager

[Anonymous No.28052658]

A MILLION PEOPLE WILL SEE THIS
SMILE MORE ADAM OR YOU GET THE NIGHT SHIFT WITH JAMAL
PERFECT

[Anonymous No.28052806]

>>28052658
>he doesn't buy his corn by the $5 bushel

[Anonymous No.28052842]

>>28052658
That's a pretty good deal, based Adam helping out the poor folks.

[Anonymous No.28052951]

[Anonymous No.28053083]

>>28051788
cutie alert

[Anonymous No.28053188]

>>28052951
>Whose a Good Girl!
>Whose a Good Girl!
>Yes you are!

[Anonymous No.28053221]

>>28051788
they have sex

[Anonymous No.28053233]

>>28052951
its for her own protection

[Anonymous No.28053347]

>>28053188
checked
I would totally let her be my good girl

[Anonymous No.28053470]

i don't feel so good bros

[Anonymous No.28053541]

>>28047144
>ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES
this kills the neetcuck

[Anonymous No.28053555]

>>28050375

[Anonymous No.28053639]

>>28045277
Reminder that every hour you spend shitposting is an hour you could be making $10/hour to do light exercise as a wagie

[Anonymous No.28053650]

>>28047392
You can shit on jannies all you want, but at the end of the day they're earning money doing a job they love while you just gamble on internet points.

[Anonymous No.28053674]

>>28053470
kek

[Anonymous No.28053745]

>>28053541
so. . .
are you technically a NEET if you've made it and just live a NEET lifestyle?
as in you're not dependent on government gibs or living with your parents
asking for a fren

[Anonymous No.28053814]

>>28050687
based and solemn pilled

[Anonymous No.28053936]

>>28047144
>ALWAYS BROKE
i bought LINK, BTC, ETH, and DOGE in 2017

[Anonymous No.28054005]

>>28053936
Literally just a pasta. I'm chasing the NEET life rn even tho I'm a stupid wagie. Mad jelly, can't wait to make it

[Anonymous No.28054034]

>>28046141

[Anonymous No.28054105]

>>28045277
I may be wagecuckin' it, but it definitely feels better to be working in the medical field than food service or manual labor. Little victories.

Little victories...

[Anonymous No.28054126]

>>28053639
>getting out of bed for 10 united states dollars per hour
after taxes that is single digit dollars per hour. i would rather kill myself.

[Anonymous No.28054300]

>>28054005
>Mad jelly, can't wait to make it
don't be
was basically a disabilineet for years and COULDN'T wage, did rice-n-beans for a while just to put something into crypto every month
everyone starts somewhere fren

[Anonymous No.28054375]

>>28053745
I would imagine so. Self improvement is important, even if you aren't working a job. I would say a billionaire who spends their time expanding their understanding of new things, taking lessons, gaining new skills or improving on old ones is not a NEET.

If you're set for life and you just sit on your ass jerking off and eating tendies for the next 40 years until you die, that's still NEET status in my book.

[Anonymous No.28054393]

>>28054300
>rice-n-beans

Better diet than most people in the west.

[Anonymous No.28054434]

>>28047574
>9-5
try 8-6

[Anonymous No.28054489]

>was faggot and spent days gaming and getting high
>went to college, got degree
>got bs job to pay debt
>bought into bs life with more debt for things
>got promotions - trade soul for $$$
>realized I was upgraded wageslavefaggot.jpg
>quit management position took lower hourly position with pto
>used deep knowledge of company policy to leverage PTO and skate policies
>easy mid level bs job zero stress
>started trading and learned how options worked via free internet brain food
>grew portfolio and capped sweet longdick.com positions
>has residual income and savings
>plays video games and gets high all day

>life is a video game for faggots

[Anonymous No.28054491]

>>28051427
If you're in a niche field and can still contribute individually, sure. If you index more toward "management" without really understanding the tough shit and solving the problems of all your direct reports, you're a huge liability if the execs need to reduce overhead.

[Anonymous No.28054495]

>>28053650
lol you asshole ;)

[Anonymous No.28054599]

>>28048803
>>28048904
>>28049985
teach me your ways, my wage cage is too small and the bathroom button doesn't work

[Anonymous No.28054795]

>>28047322

somehow this is more aesthetic than being in the american working class

[Anonymous No.28054840]

>>28053650
>doing a job they love
anon...

[Anonymous No.28055103]

>>28050490
Bezos is Satan incarnate.

[Anonymous No.28055194]

>>28051954

>being a technical person who can fill a very specific niche and is good at what they're doing is where you want to be because it makes you very difficult to replace.

This is excellent career advice. Source: my career, wherein my contract was extended another 5 months because nobody else on the team is even close to my technical skill in my particular niche.

[Anonymous No.28055296]

>>28050490
This looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.28055369]

>>28054300
Literally nothing wrong with rice-n-beans, better than the usual fast food slop wagies eat

[Anonymous No.28055504]

>>28045277
Is 40 an hour still consider wagie? Mountain standard timezone

[Anonymous No.28055558]

>>28053745
not really, you can still get education, experience or training without being a wagie. if you workout & have hobbies that you actually pay for you're not really neet.

[Anonymous No.28055591]

>>28048180
This earns a (you)

[Anonymous No.28055604]

>>28055504
That's better than the average most jobs.
What is it?

[Anonymous No.28055619]

>>28055504
Anything with an hourly wage is a wagie and salary is also wagie, anyone who does anything other than smoke dudeweed and shitpost about le capitalism is a wagie
But they're totally not redditors

[Anonymous No.28055674]

>>28045678
I thought walmart payed better than minimum wage? Not checking their website because I don't want to get vanned to the nearest mart and fitted with an explosive collar and vest.

[Anonymous No.28055870]

Rage cage

[Anonymous No.28055886]

>>28053650
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.28055981]

>>28048180
Agree with this guy actually
>>28055591
I adore the Smashing Pumpkins

[Anonymous No.28055992]

How to get Tether trc20?

[Anonymous No.28056143]

>>28055886
What?? No... Why would anybody work for free? Haha you almost got me buddy, but I know you're just making that up.

[Anonymous No.28056184]

>>28055674
It does, also only people who want to dance have to dance unless the managers are breaking company policy. You don't have to attend the morning whateverthefuck either.
Walmart is a remarkably well-structured and fair company, they even pay out so reliably on workers' comp and harassment claims that I know at least two people who have retired specifically off either legitimately calling something out or faking an injury or harassment, couldn't say which. It's known by Walmart lifers that if they do get badly hurt or decide to fake it they can probably retire, but that would require sacrifice and risk for gain which if they were going to do, even in the cringe form of self-mutilation, they wouldn't still be working at a Walmart to begin with.
The problem with Walmart is the people who work there themselves, and more to the point, the problem with Walmart is that store, department, and shift managers are chosen from among Walmart employees or the dregs of business school grads who are already a sorry lot and resent being made to work with people they see as inferior to them, although they are very similar to them.

That's the irony, most of these corporations are actually very good and kind to very stupid, selfish, disagreeable, and soft people who will always complain and hate anything they do, and these same people get promoted to management positions and make the place hell to work even though the work itself is easy and the organization is great.
But NEETs and SJWs will never understand this, and they mock the wagie thinking they are being put-upon, when in actuality the wagie is just as useless, amoral and dull-witted as the NEET/SJW, but just not in a position to do exactly nothing to sustain themselves, so they just do MOSTLY nothing.
Of course, judging by the overt SJW press releases and marketing the last few years, the last of Sam Walton's legacy has dissolved and it will be just another monstrosity formed by the twisted minds of its own enemies.

[Anonymous No.28056218]

>>28052951
I swear these covid restrictions exist purely to humiliate the working class

[Anonymous No.28056226]

>>28045277
Well fuck you too op. Am technically disabled but for some reason don't qualify for disability . So. Stick working bin incredible to pain

[Anonymous No.28056397]

>>28054375
>>28055558
guess I'm not a NEET then
I have hobbies, workout, read and continue to educate myself
I would like to have some kind of work that makes me money and is interesting, but haven't really come across anything that toots my horn
for now, I suppose you could say I've retired early

[Anonymous No.28056404]

>>28047795
crop that shit

[Anonymous No.28056517]

>>28053470
this is pathetic and inhumane. god, I don't want to be wagie again

[Anonymous No.28056787]

>>28056397
how'd you make it anon? I literally just want a house, a gf, food and a gym membership.

[Anonymous No.28057086]

>>28048026
Fucking this

My calendar always looks super full, but they're all fake meetings kek

[Anonymous No.28057164]

Thanks for the thread guys, I just applied to a GED program to finish school and finally get out of retail and wageslaving

[Anonymous No.28057350]

>>28057164
>wow thanks for the gold stranger :^)

[Anonymous No.28057391]

>>28047181
based, same here, i get paid full salary to do 10 minutes of work an hour while i sit at home hitting bowls. corona is unironically the best thing to ever happen for my work life

[Anonymous No.28057571]

>>28056787
I haven't made it by those standards, but I've made it in the sense that I've got at least several decades of living comfortably at my current level without having to wage and I expect to have even more in the coming years
don't be mad, but my grandpa left me 100k when I was 25 and when my dad kicks the bucket I'll have another 500k
I put my grandpa's money into crypto and stocks
thanks grandpa

[Anonymous No.28057677]

>>28047181
similar here but my setup at home is becoming a real pain in the cunt.
need a separate home office desu

[Anonymous No.28057755]

>>28057571
>I've made it in the sense that I've got at least several decades of living comfortably at my current level
>decades
kek

[Anonymous No.28057793]

>>28049589
I feel bad for this dude, damn.

[Anonymous No.28057799]

>>28047908
>>28047144
>>28045603
kek

[Anonymous No.28057835]

>>28057571
>don't be mad,
i ain't mad anon, i'm envious. what'd you buy with the inheritance gibs? BTC? ETH?

[Anonymous No.28057878]

>>28052109
i miss him anon

[Anonymous No.28057989]

>tfw multimillionaire and never have to wagecuck ever again

Glad I escaped it So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you

[Anonymous No.28057994]

>>28050241
Every one of their customers just pays the $300 down payment and then spends the next 6 months hiding from the repo man. The dealership probably couldn't even stay profitable if people just paid full price for their cars. Instead they just wait a year until the $1200 in payments you were supposed to make becomes $5K and then they get a judgement and garnish their wages to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.28058135]

>>28057755
checked
my funds aren't stagnant desu

[Anonymous No.28058188]

>>28055504
Trade work union journeyman level

[Anonymous No.28058287]

>>28049741
>not making yourself more expensive to fire than retain

[Anonymous No.28058389]

>>28057835
it actually took me awhile to get into crypto because of being raised by boomer parents
I finally got into BTC and ETH around May last year
late December/January this year I swapped most of my BTC for altcoins like SNX AAVE GRT and NU
not the craziest gains but I've come away pretty nicely so far

[Anonymous No.28058410]

>>28047322
Is this what is awaiting us when china becomes the global superpower?

[Anonymous No.28058871]

TFW you work at lowes

[Anonymous No.28059107]

>>28050490

Ready for work...

[Anonymous No.28059457]

>>28054034
i made that pepe

[Anonymous No.28059760]

Walmart was ironically one of the most bizarre jobs I ever had before I became a crypto king

Everyone was mentally ill and autistic, literally everyday was clown world fuckery, I even had old men/women hitting on me.

It's like a twilight zone dimension, the longer you work there the more it consumes your soul, all the longtime employees were literal zombies. I'm lucky I escaped

[Anonymous No.28059945]

>>28045277
6 in the morning and i'm thinking i should end myself

[Anonymous No.28059957]

>>28059760
Unironically*

Also normies were always thanking me for no reason, like they were thankful someone noticed their existence

[Anonymous No.28060118]

>>28045359
I worked there for two months, some of the worst times of my life.

[Anonymous No.28060143]

>>28048987

[Anonymous No.28060272]

>>28059760
is that you pajeet street shitter shrimp micro dick?

[Anonymous No.28060481]

>>28047578
Jesus is that car on space saver? Should the whole car be like $350?

[Anonymous No.28060584]

>>28047144
checked and saved neets are actual niggers

[Anonymous No.28060650]

>>28060272
Oui

[Anonymous No.28060938]

>>28045277
And they wonder why people become mass shooters.

[Anonymous No.28061011]

>>28060143

[Anonymous No.28061066]

>>28050241
Buy Credit Acceptance shares
NASDAQ: CACC

[Anonymous No.28061162]

I’m miserable

[Anonymous No.28061207]

>>28060143
Lel

[Anonymous No.28061252]

>>28048063
>>28048197
I couldn't work checkout for more than 2 weeks before I quit. ANYTHING I've tried was better than that shit, but I'm so glad I got to experience it. Plucking fresh vegetables out of the ground even in cold winter mornings was surprisingly some of the best work I've done in my life however.

[Anonymous No.28061734]

>>28051427
Middle management means you'll be taking it in the mouth from your superiors who blame everything on you whilst copping it up the arse from everyone below you since they report all problems to you.

[Anonymous No.28061955]

>wfh since mid March
>Start out ok... Then start having a drink with lunch
>by mid summer it has progressed to constantly smoking weed and taking pills, jacking off, crypto, 4chan, etc.
>just try to get things done and make sure nothing needs to be escalated to a manager
>Friday get Skype call from manager
>"Hey anon, have some good news for you before the weekend starts... Tell me when you can see my screen"
>Got a 5k bonus and a raise for good performance

Fucking kek. Still miserable though. Also can't stop drugging. Probably legit need help at this point but don't know how. Benzo'd atm. Can't sleep without them

[Anonymous No.28061985]

>>28047181
I'm semi-comfy. I work a call center job from home. Just get high and talk to a mix of angry retards and fun old people, and the time flies.

[Anonymous No.28062034]

what were they thinking with these

[Anonymous No.28062368]

>>28061985
Transcom? I fucking hated it when I did it.

[Anonymous No.28062534]

>>28049409
I only got 3 weeks at the start of the pandemic, whilst the world figured out wtf was going on. job was too secure tbf.

I wonder if some of us in the UK got the ultimate NEETdom from furlough being furloughed from march April last year uninterrupted until now

[Anonymous No.28062736]

>>28058871
How is it, anon? Recently quit Home Depot 6 months after 7 years, went to Floor and Decor for slightly more money and I fucking hate it. Was thinking of going to Lowe's because this flooring shit is KILLING my fucking back.

[Anonymous No.28062867]

The depression kicks in hard when I’m not working

[Anonymous No.28062886]

>>28062736
>worked retail for 7 years

that hurts me physically

[Anonymous No.28063010]

>>28050490
Would unironically prefer this, to my more open workplace break room.

Other wagies will stay away from me and I won't have to keep hiding my phone when I'm on /biz/ or looking at other shit like crypto.

[Anonymous No.28063061]

>>28059957
They are thanking you for your retail job, which is a job which they themselves see as hell. Same shit with military personnel.

[Anonymous No.28063072]

>>28058871
I used to do that on night shift. Everyone who works night shift is a miserable retard by choice. Once I had a better job lined up, I spent my final nights "stocking" at Lowe's pushing an empty cart around while browsing 4chan.

Not bad when you could turn on music and tune out in your own department all night, though. The worst was when the retards thought they needed constant communication to be done by morning.

[Anonymous No.28063166]

>>28061955
You're so lucky. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.28063202]

How can people work these brain dead useless jobs. If i work i want to work some hard job that requires a brain or work with my hands in constuction or something. They are literally rotting away getting paid shit as life goes by for papa jew

[Anonymous No.28063205]

Jokes on you

I started wagie Saturday

[Anonymous No.28063271]

>>28063072
The only good thing about night shift is that you don't have to deal with management, and you get to leave before they start. Other than that, unless you get penalty rates, it's not that good to work.

[Anonymous No.28063318]

>>28062368
AT&T Retention. Decent company, decent training. Highly recommended for someone who isn't sure what else to look for. They hire whole classes of people bi-monthly in most call centers and aren't picky.

[Anonymous No.28063396]

>>28047574
Get a government job. They're comfy af

[Anonymous No.28063669]

american corporate culture is so fucked up. And the republican party wants to keep it this way, they couldn't give a shit about the little guy.

[Anonymous No.28063704]

>>28045277
Look fun

[Anonymous No.28063777]

>>28047144
>ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES
i have inheritance

[Anonymous No.28063874]

>>28045359
I’m already at work anon.

[Anonymous No.28063911]

>>28047578
this shit makes me so sad
why does poverty have to exist

[Anonymous No.28063929]

>>28046846
i'd look like that too if i had to wear minion shit

[Anonymous No.28063976]

>>28047367
the state offers compensation for hiring retards. it's a part of disability programs.

[Anonymous No.28064001]

>>28045277
Actually my only "day off" is monday. I like it that way as it makes my weeks shorter and my weekends "longer".

t.oilfiend

[Anonymous No.28064046]

>>28051427
You're also a big fat fucking target when layoffs come, doubly so if you are 50+

[Anonymous No.28064105]

>>28053083
>>28051835
>Side profile a semi blurry woman walking in baggy work clothes.
>Coomers appear
Fucking neck yoself

[Anonymous No.28064180]

>>28048122
fucking obsessed
you are very deep in a cave watching shadow puppets
turn off the internet for a week and reset your brain

[Anonymous No.28064247]

>>28048122
If your folio isn't at least 100k you're ngmi

[Anonymous No.28064407]

>>28049589
I would curb stomp him, fuck the wageslave job

[Anonymous No.28064478]

>>28047578
this is America.

[Anonymous No.28064542]

>wfh, salary + benefits
>haven't done a single thing in months other than attend meetings

get fucked neets, cope more

[Anonymous No.28064677]

>>28045359
>someone itt actually did the dance

[Anonymous No.28064761]

reading this thread really makes me appreciate my job as a software engineer

>work from home whenever i want
>usually fun, like finding bugs that i dont have to fix
>pay is excellent
>coworkers are cool

sometimes i have to do things like boring maintenance on shitty code that runs on laggy remote servers but i now have a new found appreciation for it. thanks guys

[Anonymous No.28064975]

>>28064761
How big is your cock?

[Anonymous No.28065085]

>>28046846
holy fuckn KEK that kill me stare

[Anonymous No.28065105]

>>28047181
BASED WFHBRO
>mfw wfh
>literally working about 3 hours a day
>contract is $105/hr so netting $200k+/year code monkeying
>spend most of the day lifting and browsing the chinz
feels good

[Anonymous No.28065137]

>>28064761
>usually fun, like finding bugs that i dont have to fix

fuck me but I miss being in our testing department. Fucking boss shoved me into a management position for 50% more pay, and it's absolutely fucking miserable talking to people all day compared to just reading system logs, the occasional script writing, and 5 min update on our stand up.

[Anonymous No.28065203]

>>28045359
YAY!!! GOOOOOOOO TEAM!!!

[Anonymous No.28065279]

>>28047168
never seen that one - saved

[Anonymous No.28065443]

>>28055103
worse

[Anonymous No.28065551]

>>28053555
fucking chekt, 3 fucking hours without a check? the absolute state of /biz

[Anonymous No.28065592]

>>28058871
at least its big and you can hide. Big retail is a lot less tortuous then some shitty dog box retail store

[Anonymous No.28065613]

>>28053470
I like how the executive is also not wearing a mask like an absolute chad

[Anonymous No.28065702]

I've worked at Krogers. Yeah, we're not much better than Wal-mart. But holy shit the workers at wal-mart are a different breed. You could tell when we got a new hire if they worked at wal-mart prior because they never showered, usually had shitty tats everywhere, and would not shut the fuck up about every aspect of their lives.

[Anonymous No.28065789]

>>28049385
gook anons come save your woman holy fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.28065813]

>>28049196
>store 5903 labor subunit qu4rt3z3 randomized emotional event: succeeded

[Anonymous No.28065981]

>>28064761
did you go to school anon? i am on the self teaching grind but i'm finding js quite difficult

[Anonymous No.28066030]

This thread makes me want an astroid hit the earth and wipe out humanity since there seems to be none left already. I like capitalism, but the balance between capitalism and eroding human dignity and values has been severely distorted. The love of money is the root of a lot of evils; genocides, destruction of the environment, murders, slander, exploitation of anything deemed worthy to be called life. I miss the old fashioned decades when people were respected and it was possible to start a good traditional family. From now on I decide human society is dead and I will not hold back any longer the angels that are about to wreck destruction upon this earth. I won't shed a tear, it's about time, the apocalypse is coming soon, get ready.

[Anonymous No.28066045]

Imagine someone from the Walmart Corporate HQ just happening to be at Wal-Mart that day and seeing this shit and thanking g-d all he has to do at work is sit at a table and talk about bullshit for an hour a day.

[Anonymous No.28066091]

>>28045277
WE ARE WALMART

[Anonymous No.28066202]

Can someone Redpill me on getting a job at target. Everytime I go there it seems like nothing but hot chick's and spergs work there. Could it be that easy?

[Anonymous No.28066303]

>>28066202
yes probably, just apply, call and pester them if they don't respond to your online application

[Anonymous No.28066346]

>>28051427
middle management is hell. never get paid a big salary but have to do a fuck ton of work because it's high visibility. you either want to get high visibility high leverage work like CEO or sales lead, or low visibility high leverage work like engineer or programmer. high visiblity low leverage work is hell, because everyone can see exactly how much effort you put in, but you are measured by the output of those directly below you, and they're all incentivized to do as little as possible for their paycheck. so you're constantly biting at their heels so as to make yourself look good but it makes them hate you 100% of the time. just don't anon

[Anonymous No.28066363]

I have long service leave that is still piling up from a casual job I technically "quit" a year ago, should I just call in and quit officially so I can grab the extra money or keep it like that and ring up 10-20 years later?

[Anonymous No.28066388]

>>28066202
It's pretty relaxed. It's still wagie in cagie, but my friends who worked there prefer it to a grocery store. grocery store is hell. people + their food = nightmare. The home section at krogers was chill and laid back, and I've heard more or less the same for people I've known that worked at target. Don't expect to love going to work though, unless you luck out. Cashiering is always shit tier btw

[Anonymous No.28066412]

>>28058410
Thats Hong Kong, each one of the pay rent for their own cage. Cages are placed inside flats to maximize rent profits. This photo was taken probably inside one of the skycrapers.

[Anonymous No.28066477]

>>28052951
Fake image. Wouldn't be surprised though.

[Anonymous No.28066496]

>>28061955
same anon. i work maximum 2h per day WFH as a brogrammer, avg 1h. the rest of the time i'm goofing off online or on 4chan. everyday my direct manager tells me i'm doing a great job, bending over backwards to thank me, kiss my ass. this whole economy is fucked.

[Anonymous No.28066535]

>>28047578
burgerpunk compilation when

[Anonymous No.28066579]

>>28066388
Its not about the work bro. I would be using the job to meet women. My current job pays a lot better but the only women are FOB from Thailand and just want green cards.

[Anonymous No.28066589]

>>28045277
guys i think that we should stop... this is just getting sad at this point

[Anonymous No.28066605]

>>28051856
The best workings situation I've heard of was a production supervisor at a food plant investing in the stock market. Sounds like a decent balance.

[Anonymous No.28066657]

>>28066388
Second this reply. Worked at a supermarket as a chashier for 2 years casual time during my late high school years and it gave me my utter disdain for most people. You truly learn just how terrible most people are.

[Anonymous No.28066707]

>>28051427
It is not fucking worth it, believe me. You need to be able to minmax the SHIT out of your day, usually 12+ hour workday. If your subordinates fuck up, it's you taking the heat, if you do your job well, it's upper management that gets the rewards while you get crumbs.

If you have the drive to reach for upper management like regional manager, I would say go for it(but only if you have a master's/doctorate from a reputable school, otherwise you get passed over). But if you're like me, it will suck your soul out of your ass and turn you into a husk

[Anonymous No.28066812]

>>28066657
Did you even any cute female coworkers? Something is not adding up to me. I go into target I see a minimum of 10 pretty girls working there. I see no chads, I see no brads, I see only 4channel users on the male side. Who is banging these chicks?

[Anonymous No.28066882]

>>28066812
Oh there were definitely some cuties working the other checkouts. Dated three of them and banged two.

[Anonymous No.28067052]

>>28066882
I fucking knew it!!!!!!!!!!! Let's go baby!!!! I'm going getting a job at target bitches!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.28067094]

>>28066882
>Dated three of them and banged two

these numbers, something off here

[Anonymous No.28067161]

>>28067094
Yeah, I didn't seal the deal with one of them. Can't win them all.

[Anonymous No.28067667]

>>28052842
>$4 ears for a dollar
non-midwest people everybody

[Anonymous No.28067673]

how do i become a walmart manager? doesn't that shit pay 6 figs?

[Anonymous No.28067794]

>>28045277
God, I can't wait until my ASKO does little sumthin and I don't have to wage anymore