All markets are about to pump. Bigly. Here's why....

[Anonymous No.28010784]

1.9 Trillion dollar stimulus package is coming... this month. They're going to airdrop zoomers, doomers, boomers, and millenials alike a nice comfy neet stack of $1600 tendies. Imagine shorting or selling Anything, right now, before the next wave of stimmy checks roll through.
All markets are going to pump.
Bigly.
This is the final shakeout.
Don't fall for it.
The next pump is going to melt faces.
Chainlink $100
GRT $5
Before March.

[Anonymous No.28010907]

>>28010784
>$1600

$1400. And it was supposed to be $2000. Who knows what the fuck it will be when it actually gets here.

[Anonymous No.28010998]

How can I have sex with this man?

[Anonymous No.28011016]

now that's a poopa

[Anonymous No.28011035]

>>28010907
It’s also only for people making 50k or less. I honestly don’t get the strategy, it’s like they’re just trying to kiss everyone off.

>t. I make 60k wfh and won’t see a dime.

[Anonymous No.28011077]

I wish I looked like that.

[Anonymous No.28011143]

>>28010784
Good lord that's a nice ass

[Anonymous No.28011156]

>>28011035
Yeah, I see this pissing off the more responsible dems who bother to vote making above the limit.

[Anonymous No.28011164]

>>28011016
I would love to watch it actually produce the poop

[Anonymous No.28011252]

>>28011164
Directly on my face

[Anonymous No.28011335]

>>28011156
>still thinking voting matters
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28011377]

>>28010907
the compromise didn't happen they voted using budget reconciliation process rules or whatever so it passed 51 - 50 instead of the normal 60 needed, its kicked back to the house, whatever the house kicks back will end up being law

[Anonymous No.28011494]

>>28010784
that ass looking synthetic, looks too much like eggs.

[Anonymous No.28011499]

>>28011156
>>28011035

lol don't make so much

[Anonymous No.28011620]

>>28011035
>It’s also only for people making 50k or less.
that's literally not true either, do you niggers even pay attention to the news or just buy fake internet money on this board

[Anonymous No.28011693]

>>28011252
>>28011164
What are you. black?

[Anonymous No.28011832]

>>28011620
Why the fuck would I pay attention to ragebait agitprop you regarded nigger?

I’ll happily take being proven wrong on this, but excuse me for being black pilled after this last year.

[Anonymous No.28011926]

>>28010784
Imagine the stink, no, seriously just imagine the shitty smell

[Anonymous No.28012004]

>>28010907
$600 from Trump stim + $1600 to total $2k

[Anonymous No.28012336]

>>28010784
That's a realdoll

[Anonymous No.28012723]

>>28011832
>proven wrong
they are discussing 50-75k as the ceiling before phasing out starts. even if its 50k you'll still get some amount of money. last stimmy was 5% rule above cap so worst case you will get 900 instead of 1400, last i checked 900 dollars is greater than 0 so your already proven wrong

[Anonymous No.28012917]