i havent had sex in more than 5 years

[Anonymous No.27983835]

[Anonymous No.27983878]

Have you fapped?

[Anonymous No.27983899]

Nigga, I never had sex.

[Anonymous No.27983906]

>>27983878
i cant remember the last day i havent

[Anonymous No.27983956]

>>27983835
You have to be 18 years old to post here, return in 13 years.

[Anonymous No.27983958]

>just want to find virgin gf so it's the first time for both of us
How likely is this at 23 in a western country?

[Anonymous No.27983966]

>>27983835
go to a shitty massage parlor for an oil change before you try taking that thing back on the highway anon

[Anonymous No.27984007]

>>27983835
I wanna have sex so bad I watch porn every day wishing I could do the sex myself, it's not fair bros

[Anonymous No.27984008]

Try 25 years you faggot

[Anonymous No.27984037]

>>27983835
I'm 25.5 and still a virgin. At this point I don't even want to lose my virginity anymore. I also don't want to live past 30 anyways. Fuck being old. I want to get rich this year and retire then kms either when I run out of money (I'm very stingy so I doubt I'll run out) or when I become 29.5. Dark times ahead.

[Anonymous No.27984040]

Ok CHAD, try 19 years...

[Anonymous No.27984061]

>>27984037
how much money do you have? fellow 25 year old here with 800$ savings and no crypto.

[Anonymous No.27984089]

>>27983899
>>27984007
Kek

>>27983958
Maybe 1% chance in the west. 0% by age 30

[Anonymous No.27984097]

>>27983958
Difficult ngl, better chances with a muslim girl or some other low caste roastie

[Anonymous No.27984118]

>>27983835
>had sex
>complains
god I hate normies

[Anonymous No.27984125]

>>27983835
/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.27984143]

8 years here. I went from being hot and fit and having sex at least once per month to just sitting in my room all day playing video games because I gave up on life.

[Anonymous No.27984149]

I would rather have 250 Bitcoin than my wife

[Anonymous No.27984151]

Try 24.5 faggot. I’ve never even kissed or held a girls hand or hugged. I’ve tapped so much my foreskin is all wrinkly and looks like an oldfags dick. Any fellow young coomers have this wrinkly dick issue as well?

[Anonymous No.27984168]

>>27983835
same desu

[Anonymous No.27984181]

>>27984151
Just take a break from fapping and it will return to normal.

[Anonymous No.27984185]

>>27983835
>havent had a relationship in like 6 fucking years
>had a gf but it was for like 3 weeks and her parents didnt want us to be together and she came out saying she was "raped" ruined it and then she ran off with some dude and had a kid and he beats her
>manage to get laid by ex girlfriends once in awhile
>cant get a boner because depression
>jacking off to depraved shit more and more
>used to have apps online to meet and talk to girls online
>they all shut down
>i got too depressed to even try to talk to girls anymore i used to just get high and drunk and simp for them when i was in a good mood
>the only app i see to find girls now has nothing but fat chicks, skanks covered in tattoos, bots, and girls selling nudes and onlyfans

[Anonymous No.27984195]

>>27983835

>What is a escort

Wrong board faggot jog along

[Anonymous No.27984201]

>>27984061
well I was retarded by trading a bear market. Lost a bitcoin. Easily could have had 3. Even more if I had never went to college (crypto was always in my radar, but I was poor and too focused on the school meme). Now I only have about a little over 1 btc. I figure eoy it will be possible for btc to go high enough to get me to retire for the rest of my 20s.
>no crypto
Welp.. buy some dot and eth I guess.

[Anonymous No.27984211]

5 years of peace and quiet, sounds comfy anon.

[Anonymous No.27984215]

>>27983958
imagine being so clueless you want to have a virgin gf

[Anonymous No.27984223]

>>27983835
Not very based fren. I have sex 15 or so times a month, it never gets old.

[Anonymous No.27984236]

>29 y/o virgin
oh shit man, im going to get my wizard powers soon
at least I have 7 fig net worth haha fack women b-bros amirite?

[Anonymous No.27984240]

Just get a prostitute bro wtf

[None !GookRUBICo No.27984251]

>>27984143
>once a month

Anon, why are you pretending?

[Anonymous No.27984267]

>>27983835
its been like 9 months for me... I wouldn't be at all surprised if this drought stretches to a full year

[Anonymous No.27984273]

>>27983958
eh, depends on the time of girl. normies? no chance. weird introverted girls? slim chance

[Anonymous No.27984281]

been like 6 or 7 for me can't even remember cause it's been so long. at least it wasn't a one time thing so i feel like i got my fill so no desperation.

[Anonymous No.27984283]

>my wife hasn’t let me have sex for the past 2 days

[Anonymous No.27984295]

>>27984251
I was in college and only went out to party/drink maybe once per month on average and that's when I'd get laid. Why is that so hard to believe?

[Anonymous No.27984312]

>>27983835
6 here.. its all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.27984338]

>>27984195
>>27984240
sex without emotions is the worst

[Anonymous No.27984339]

>>27983906
quitting porn and cooming is life changing, man. there's some ups and downs along the way, but once you free yourself from the trap, you are truly supercharged compared to your current state.

[Anonymous No.27984347]

>>27984181
My dick is beyond repair. I’ve stopped fapping for 2 months and foreskin is still wrinkly af. If I don’t stretch it out before I piss I end up missing the toilet since it’s all wrinkly and closed. It’s over for me. What kind of a hot hoe wants a 25 year old with a wrinkly dick. I have to get a prostitute in tj

[Anonymous No.27984379]

>>27984201
the worst part is I had .8 of a bitcoin and 6 ether back in 2017 but sold both back during their peaks in 17 and 18, respectively. I feel like this guy:
>>27984236

[Anonymous No.27984405]

>>27984347
Okay, but having wrinkles on your dick is actually normal as well. I think you are just overthinking this.

[Anonymous No.27984407]

>>27984007
stop the porn asap. Id think you'd be better than that 007

[Anonymous No.27984415]

Haven't had sex in over 2 years, feels good.

[Anonymous No.27984426]

>>27984295
how could you bring yourself to enjoy one night stands with dumb idiot women

[Anonymous No.27984435]

>mfw only been six months but I’m gonna be jacking off on my cold fucking birthday soon

[Anonymous No.27984442]

>>27983958
it's over anon

[Anonymous No.27984455]

>>27983835
Why don’t you faggots just get a prostitute you obviously have money if you frequent this board

[Anonymous No.27984469]

>>27984151
Take a break and use man 1 man oil on your dick after taking bath and before going to bed. It will increase sensitiveness and also cure dry skin

[Anonymous No.27984472]

>>27984347
pic?

[Anonymous No.27984483]

>>27984347
at least you have a foreskin and can enjoy touching your dick

[Anonymous No.27984503]

>>27984455
to me i live in the middle of nowhere and it feels gross. i tried having sex with my ex gf who is a massive slut and it felt fucking gross. i cant imagine having sex with a girl who does it for a living with 5 dudes a day and probably had sex with 3 guys before you and theyre all covered in tattoos plus stds and shit id rather fuck a fleshlight

[Anonymous No.27984510]

>>27984405
Idk bro when I see porn all these faggots are circumsized and foids hate guys with foreskin and my shit is all wrinkly and disgusting af. Any good place a virgin can lose their virginity besides tj where they might cut my head off and Thailand where I might encounter a fag ladyboy

[Anonymous No.27984515]

>>27984151
Women do not fucking care about the looks of your dick. They rarely even take a look at it before you put it in.

[Anonymous No.27984534]

>>27983958
In a western country? Unironically 0%. Give it up.

[Anonymous No.27984540]

>>27983835
Good, this makes you productive. All geniuses were virgins. Take Nikolai Teslovski for example, Macedonian inventor of electricity, nigga died virgin.

[Anonymous No.27984561]

>>27984151
I'm genuinely kind of curious what your dick looks like that you're so self-conscious about it being "wrinkly." I beat my dick at LEAST twice a day and while it's disappointingly small, it's not abnormally wrinkled.

[Anonymous No.27984569]

>>27984503
I must just be a complete degenerate because non of those things bother me at all

[Anonymous No.27984594]

>>27984510
Yep, you are overthinking this for sure and also sounds like it's due to watching too much porn. Life is too short to be insecure about what your dick looks like. It's going to be okay, anon.

[Anonymous No.27984596]

>>27983835
been 2 months for me. the way my marriage is going i expect not too have it again unless i leave her

[Anonymous No.27984603]

>>27984534
>>27983958
Maybe if he converts to mormonism or something.

[Anonymous No.27984615]

>>27983835
The last time I had sex George bush was president.

[Anonymous No.27984636]

>>27983835
You aren’t missing much

[Anonymous No.27984642]

>>27984185
Read the Gita, or find Jesus

[Anonymous No.27984648]

>>27984596
A sexless marriage isn't healthy, consider your options.

[Anonymous No.27984652]

>>27984503
eh, the only thing that bothers me about prostitutes is that they aren't going to be into you or into it. they will just kind of be passengers and seems like it will be a pretty soulless event

[Anonymous No.27984664]

>>27984594
Thank you anon. Are you a based chad or just a fellow based incel ?

[Anonymous No.27984683]

Watch out for porn induced erectile dysfunction. Would have lost my virginity a year earlier if it wasn't for that shit

[Anonymous No.27984684]

>>27984215
ty u for saying it for me anon

[Anonymous No.27984692]

>>27983835
i haven't had sex in less than 5 years

[Anonymous No.27984748]

>>27984007
Stop porn. Stop wanting sex. Life is weird and Buddhism got a lot right. Attachment and desire will lead you not to the things you desire.

Women for example, will be much more interested in you sexually if you only want to be friends.

[Anonymous No.27984751]

>>27984561
Just picture your foreskin when it’s soft. It covers the tip. So when I piss I have to pull it back because the tip where I piss is all covered up like a snail by my wrinkly old man looking foreskin

[Anonymous No.27984801]

>>27984515
What about when they’re sucking your dick

[Anonymous No.27984828]

Stop watching porn. Stop jerking off. Stop playing video games

[Anonymous No.27984839]

>>27984652
A friend of mine just fucked a prostitute for the first time. The word he used to describe it....

clinical.

awful.

[Anonymous No.27984841]

>>27984664
Both, depending on whether or not I am going through a manic phase or not.

[Anonymous No.27984844]

Me too anon. It’s not bad until I see a woman.

[Anonymous No.27984949]

>>27984215
This sounds like cope, dude. Why would you want sloppy seconds? If you're okay with just a random used up chick and not an actual partner, why even have a gf to begin with? Might as well pay whores or use some dating app filled with roasties.

[Anonymous No.27984971]

>>27984748
Desire is the root cause of all evil. But it’s like a wormhole which sucks you in. Only a tiny percentage can escape this.

[Anonymous No.27984982]

You guys seriously overthink things and make yourselves ill. Stop obsessing over relationships being married sucks take it from me just get yourself a whore and pound away

[Anonymous No.27985002]

>>27984751
I'm pretty sure that's normal bro.

[Anonymous No.27985056]

>>27984295
I remember doing this and although you feel like The Man before during and a bit after, the loneliness does set in. Especially seeing happy friends in happy situations. I got lucky after college and found a mostly trad woman to marry but the sex really does go out the door as time rolls along

[Anonymous No.27985068]

>>27984652
>>27984839
It really depends on the woman honestly. There are two types of prostitutes, the ones that just want easy money, and the ones who just like to fuck and so they've decided to make money while they do it. The second type are probably more rare I guess, I've only really encountered it in places like Vegas, but they are fucking mindblowing women.

[Anonymous No.27985158]

>>27984503
You can easily find plenty without tattoos. Although your other points still stand.
I find tattoos and piercing disgusting as fuck too, and a complete turnoff. I don't think I would even be able to get it up.
I fucked an ok-looking whore twice, but as someone else said here, sex without emotion is really empty and shitty.

[Anonymous No.27985176]

>>27984338
cope. you don't fap to porn because you feel emotional attachment

[Anonymous No.27985194]

>>27984982
yup being married has killed any sex life i had before... be careful

[Anonymous No.27985229]

>>27984615
>George Bush
you know there have been 2 right?

[Anonymous No.27985267]

>>27985158
i live in the middle of nowhere so itd never happen. id rather jack off then sleep with a prostitute my ex had sex with 100 dudes and covered in tattoos and piercings and it just felt gross and i didnt like it and it was genuine sex but just eh she had rocking tits and i had to just stare at her tits and and ignore the tattoos and block out all the nasty thoughts and it felt like literally nothing when i put my dick inside

i shaved right after and i got a small bump on my dick right after from the razor and i thought i got an std from it and thought i had herpes for life and i just never wanted gross sex after that.

[Anonymous No.27985311]

>>27985194
Sadly this is true but I got a son from her and he is literally the best thing that ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.27985367]

>>27985229
The second one. I’m not that old jeez.

[Anonymous No.27985498]

I'll take care of that for you.

[Anonymous No.27985510]

>>27984949
>Why would you want sloppy seconds?
Because I'd rather enjoy having sex than trying to have sex with a virgin who's too tight to enjoy anything and will get all emotional on you cause you're her first guy.

Get laid son. Whores are where the sex is at.

[Anonymous No.27985520]

>>27984151
Try 26 and not even talking to a girl.
I don't even desire anything sexual anymore, the world is going to shit anyways so I could care less.

[Anonymous No.27985657]

>>27985520
>I don't even desire anything sexual anymore,
my desire was waned noticeably this past year. i'm not sure if that's because of the current state of the world or because of a slight emotional maturity. my thinking before was that a gf would make me happy make up for that side but it has occurred to me how naïve that is. i'd rather just get all my stuff in order and be comfortably financially/mentally before bothering with a gf again

[Anonymous No.27985698]

>>27983835
Probably because you aren't approaching it casually enough. Just get a hooker,it'll let you see just how casual it should be and you'll get into the groove of having it more and more.

>>27984949
>Why would you want sloppy seconds?

> If you're okay with just a random used up chick and not an actual partner, why even have a gf to begin with?

These two trains of thought utterly contradict each other. Look you sheltered incel we're humans not sealed up barbie dolls or caged animals. We go out and do dumb shit and learn from that dumb shit. If you want a PARTNER you have to EMBRACE BOTH OF YOU BEING HUMAN which works under the logic of you two fucking up and learning from it. When you aren't able to accept that as human nature you're always going to fail and crash and burn in everything that has to do with another human and you're little but a dead end for your gene pool under regular duress just waiting for something to set you off and rape someone.

[Anonymous No.27985702]

>>27985267
kek, I'm not suggesting you do it with a prostitute. I don't fuck roasties anymore either. Every single time it felt really disappointing.
The only times I enjoyed sex was when I was actually dating the girl and liked her. Though she ended up being shitty and extremely manipulative (big surprise), don't regret breaking up with her at all.
I've been single for around 7 years now, and I don't think I've had sex in like, 4 years or something. I don't miss sex that much to be honest. But I'd be lying if I said that I don't feel lonely sometimes. But I don't know, I don't feel like I could ever like or trust a woman anymore, and they are probably not worth the risk and trouble. Feeling a bit lonely occasionally is probably the least of both evils.
Sorry for the shitty blogpost, I just wanted to vent a bit because I never talk about this with anyone.

[Anonymous No.27985822]

>never even had any bad experiences or any incel thoughts, ive simply never cared until now and after 2 decades im too scared to even talk to the opposite sex
what do? for me women outside my family might aswell be aliens that speak a different language, thinking about just saying hi terrifies me to the bone

[Anonymous No.27985856]

>>27984338
You're a man you're not supposed to have emotion beyond "Oh hey this feels good!" go take some fucking estrogen if you want to cry like a fucking bitch.

That said if it's on the girls side then you just suck socially. Joke around with the girl,get to know her a bit be special,flirt,it's not hard. Anything PAST those problems is you just having a shitty penis and in that case just end it laddo

[Anonymous No.27985892]

>>27984283
leave her, she's already cheating

[Anonymous No.27985910]

The last time I had sex it was around 2011 or 2012. It involved several blowjobs and a lot of doggie style and missionary.

It was cool but to be perfectly honest with you: it's not worth it the relationship maintainance: unless maybe I get fuck you money.

[Anonymous No.27985913]

>>27985702
i havent found a girl i liked at all. every girl i talk to is covered in tattoos and shit, gotten fat, had tons of sex, hooked up, went to festivals. its all fucked. i used to talk to girls from other countries i like but they ghosted me

[Anonymous No.27985914]

>>27983835
You should have stayed virgin until marriage and use all that pent up sexual frustration into something positive instead of wasting it just remembering those last times you had sex

[Anonymous No.27985996]

>>27985913
Try Easter European or MENA countries, most are pretty based and conservative and you can find wife material there way easier than here

[Anonymous No.27986010]

>>27985068
Funny enough, no shit, we were in Vegas. This was like a month ago lol.

She was like a middle aged asian lady who was like in between multiple dudes that night and also specified no kissing due to covid.

fucking wacky times.

[Anonymous No.27986014]

>>27983958
I was able to do so pretty easy at 27, but that was 8 years ago. But things haven't changed as much as ppl think. Just find a girl who's kind of weird, 18. Probably a good idea anyway since we're all degenerates here.

Proximity helps a ton. People from work, and school etc. Sorry about covid.

[Anonymous No.27986074]

>>27983958
its over.

[Anonymous No.27986130]

I've had the kinkiest best sexy sex in the world
Still ending it soon, makes no difference when everything else is just shit

[Anonymous No.27986167]

>>27985996
i used to have an app to talk to girls from china and SEA but the apps all kept shutting down. i miss it so much.

[Anonymous No.27986204]

>>27983958
We did it at 22, our firstz.

[Anonymous No.27986210]

>>27985913
I want to believe that in eastern countries you can still find somewhat decent girls, so that I may have some hope on that aspect still. But I also fear that that is just wishful thinking on my part and it would be the same no matter where I go.
I don't know lol. On the good side, I've been able to advance the other aspects of my life and accumulate much more money in the past few years (thanks chainlink) than I would if I had to divided my focus to give attention to a girl.
So, maybe you can that focus to build up money I guess (if you haven't already), and then move somewhere with maybe more decent people? I don't really know kek

[Anonymous No.27986223]

>>27984338
youre just a cuck always got an excuse

[Anonymous No.27986291]

>>27986010
>sucks you cock
>no kissing due to covid
This kind of shit will never not be funny to me

[Anonymous No.27986298]

>>27986210
theyre getting worse. or maybe the apps are. i met one asian chick on the only app i had left and she seemed decent but then she kept posting pictures of her half naked all the time

[Anonymous No.27986311]

I dont even miss the Sex. Sex ist ok but not as amazing as incels think it is. If i wanted sex id honestly just go to a whore. What I miss is cuddeling and the good fealing when you are around someone who loves you..