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2793834 No.2793834 [Reply] [Original]

Has anyone tried pretending to be jewish to get more opportunities? Does it work?

>> No.2793843

>>2793834
They'll find out if you're not trust me goy

>> No.2793857

>>2793834
>>2793843
Learn a bit about Judaism and kiss their ass and they'll reward you for being a good goy

>> No.2793861

>>2793834
I've thought of converting just because of that

>> No.2793901

>>2793834
What I do is refresh my blockfolio app and yell out an 'oy vey!' Whenever my Jewish friends are near me. They let me in on all their latest Jew scams.
They recently told me the Jewish community is creating FUD behind the august 1 hardfork. They all sold not long ago and want are planning to rebuy at the end of the crash.

>> No.2793998
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2793998

>tfw I have hazel eyes, receding dark-blonde hair, a big nose, short stature, a nerdy voice, and a German surname, so everyone assumes I'm Jewish even though I'm not
Fuck white privilege, it's Jewish privilege where the goods are

>> No.2794569

>>2793998
white privilege doesn't even exist

>> No.2794997

Wasn't this the plot of Lord of War?

>> No.2795071

>>2793861
That's the most Jewish thing I've ever heard of

>> No.2795336

My wife's grandfather is Jewish. How can I get free stuff?

>> No.2795347

>>2793834
No, you will be sniffed out as a gentile