Everyone's making money except me:(

[Anonymous No.27897476]

I keep seeing anons saying they turned 1.5k into 100k within a week. People making shit loads off everything and everything, from rbc to donut to boa to reef to milk and so on. I bought some link after someone here said it was good and I've barely got the money I put into it. What am I doing wrong? I want to make it so bad, what are some better coins to go into?

[Anonymous No.27897498]

>>27897476
buy and hold BTC for 5 years

[Anonymous No.27897522]

Bitcoin with a 5-15 year investment strategy

[Anonymous No.27897555]

>>27897476
Just buy whatever is shilled right now and you either make money or you don't. That's what you want me to say right? So do it, lose money, leave and never make threads again

[Anonymous No.27897557]

>>27897476
For everyone going 100x there’s several thousand who lose money

[Anonymous No.27897593]

>from rbc to donut to boa to reef to milk and so on.
>me buy short term scams. why me still poor :(

[Anonymous No.27897634]

>>27897476
Most of them are larp anon...

[Anonymous No.27897646]

>>27897476
Thats because your gay
kys

[Anonymous No.27897671]

>>27897634
This, especially if it’s a blockfolio screenshot

[Anonymous No.27897688]

>>27897476
the Reality is people that make 1.5k to 100k are 99% of the time larpers the other 1% got lucky. Swingingers always loose in the long run thats why professional Investors have a hard time beating the market. sure some years they do by an amazing margin other years they loose just as incredible. I would recommend you dyor and invest in something you trust will take of buy and wait. I turned 10k euros to 600k within the last 3 years by holding link. I trust in the fat man and what he is developing. I dont know if now is a good time to still buy stinkers but I am biased as fuck because I bought in so cheap. I bet there are thousands of projects out there that will see amazing growth in the new market that is developing right under our nose. just have to put in the time to research

[Anonymous No.27897689]

>>27897476
you should take a portion of your paycheck, after accounting for necessities of course, and invest that into BTC and ETH, do this every single check for the next 5 years and you will no longer have to be miserable. blind yourself to short term greed, it's about becoming financially independent, eventually having fuck you money, and then leaving the entire system for good.

[Anonymous No.27897705]

>>27897476
Crypto is an incredibly retarded way to try to make money if you're a clueless retard. You're better off gambling your money away at a casino.

[Anonymous No.27897734]

>>27897476
You need to stop comparing yourself to others.

The easiest way is to get a job and put a certain amount into the STOCK market each paycheck, then after awhile you can start to diversify and start putting it into crypto as well.

Getting rich overnight is rare. And even if you hit a x10 well if you only have 1k then that's only 10k.

And if you are gambling 10k on a shitcoin then goodluck. I will never invest more than 15% of my money into crypto, and even then it will be the main ones, btc, eth, and link. Thats it. No shitcoins.

I suggest heading to /smg/. If you want violitailty you can find it there with penny stocks and options but again. Thats should not be your main investments. Those are spec plays and most of your money should be in safer long term plays.

In fact pretty soon I'm just going to split between arkk, soxl, and fngu and say fuck worrying about this shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.27897748]

throw your $ in something with a low market cap before it's been pumped. just dyor before hand.

[Anonymous No.27897771]

>>27897688
Don't listen to this guy, OP. The reality is most of us just waltz in here, throw couple bucks on the first shitcoin we see and waltz out again as millionaires.

[Anonymous No.27897773]

>>27897476
Either you have the intuition or you don't. If you dont just buy BTC and ETH.

[Anonymous No.27897823]

>>27897773
This.
I'm a brainlet when it comes to crypto, I just lurk /biz/ 24/7 and whenever a coin has a good vibe, fun memes and funny responses I ape in, like Rubic. So far I'm up 1522%.

[Anonymous No.27897866]

>>27897476
its so easy, 1k over here, 2k over there, 500 on this 500 on that and before you realize it you just lost all your fucking money

[Anonymous No.27897872]

>>27897773
My intuition is usually solid, but i've never bought a coin without being immediately justed and it being the ath. Pretty much all my picks have done super well, but it's just fucking suffering every time I buy in.

[Anonymous No.27897881]

>>27897476
Buy PAINT

[Anonymous No.27897887]

The trick with crypto is to just get in as early as possible. If you see a bunch of people talking about a new coin and the price hasn't move up much, then you've hit a golden opportunity. When you see a bunch of smug pepe threads full of people who got in but refuse to cash out, you sell.

Simple as

[Anonymous No.27897899]

>>27897476
And if it makes you feel any better op. I feel like a cuck even with money now. The best times I've ever had were in college when I was poor.

Now my girlfriend won't even have sex with me and we live together and its either because we are both autistic or she is finally realizing she's 100 percent gay, or its because she's on some meds and im on stimulants all the time.

I'm just going to live here with her because she's my friend, and she owns our dog, who is my son.

Money doesn't change anything. You need to go live your life, just put your shit in somewhat aggressive safe investments.

[Anonymous No.27897974]

>>27897823
Based and Are You Me pilled

[Anonymous No.27897980]

>>27897866
Kek dubs of truth

[Anonymous No.27898011]

>>27897557
This. Dont fall for the easy money. Investing is hard and most cant beat the market mostly due to impatience and greed.

[Anonymous No.27898059]

>>27897593
>ETH
trash jew coin meant to siphon money from you
>BTC
overprice boomer coin
>XMR
BASED AS FUCK!!

[Anonymous No.27898092]

>>27897476
Take the boomer pill anon. Its time.
We make guaranteed profits but they are small.

[Anonymous No.27898107]

>>27897823
Honestly with these coins you just dont have time to do a lot of research before it violently moons, sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith and post pink wojacks if it fails

[Anonymous No.27898169]

>>27897476
They're larping anon, no worries.
Invest in AAVE and buy the shitcoin known as Libertas, hold for a year and see where it takes you.

[Anonymous No.27898233]

>>27898092
this shit is fucking depressing

[Anonymous No.27898320]

>>27898092
i would rather be poor forever then risk my money for such pitiful gains, arent you ashamed?

[Anonymous No.27898323]

>>27898092
This. Also dont follow reddit at all. I would be at 32k if it wasn't for my dumbass getting greedy and believing reddit research about gme and bb

I haven't touched crypto since 2017/8 crash. And I luckily paid off all my gambling cc debt right when covid hit so I started dumping every paycheck into the market. Hit big with some ev and tech stocks. Going to try to get to 50k and move to etfs. If you want to gamble with stocks, options are fucking insane compared to crypto.

[Anonymous No.27898405]

>>27898320
The point is you aren't risking money if you do research on safe investments. He is a 4 figure dont judge stocks based on a 4 figure portfolio. Dont even judge it on mine.

Real players with 6 figs either hit big with crypto early or are mostly in stocks.

[Anonymous No.27898421]

>>27898323
>25k in 10 months
you'll never make it at that rate

[Anonymous No.27898429]

Get in and out on meme stocks early via option calls. Also do options on recovering industries. If your gut says to get out as you see a stock rise. Get out. Always another play.

[Anonymous No.27898449]

>>27898092
Also gtfo off robinhood

[Anonymous No.27898612]

>>27898421
>own house
>this doesn't include my 401k
>doesn't include my roth ira
>software dev
>own car
>gf/wifey make more than I do

You crypto kiddies can't seem to understand this is how you develop long term wealth without depending on a lucky Altcoin check

Covid made the stock market perfect to buy into.

[Anonymous No.27898651]

>>27897476
They are lying and/or it's survivorship bias. Be happy if you 2x in a couple of years, it's still a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

[Anonymous No.27898746]

>>27898612
>Covid made the stock market perfect to buy into.
Enjoy your crash up, idiot. Your nominal portfolio value will skyrocket, but you will lose purchasing power. We are in the biggest depression of the last 100 years, made worse by the biggest QE ever. Crypto / PMs are your only chance.

[Anonymous No.27898781]

>>27897734
Absolutely agreed, rare to read a sane opinion here.

OP those posts about people making huge profits are meme posts, never expect to have the same experience or buy into meme stocks/coins. Most people fail with it.

If it was that simple everyone would be doing it.

Apart from that you have absolutely no way of knowing if something like RBC is really going to go up or not.

Investing into meme coins or stock is like playing the lottery.

[Anonymous No.27898892]

>>27897476
Here's something to cheer you up. On my first two weeks of crypto I got scammed by a telegram pajeet like an idiot. I literally sent him 1200$ in grt. I never felt so embarrassed in my life. Now I have recovered and my portfolio doing really well.
So quit crying like a faggot and keep your eyes open for shitcoins. Everything is a gamble anon. You will be in a better place in a month or two

[Anonymous No.27898951]

Don't buy this trashtoken!

[Anonymous No.27899026]

>>27898781
Its crazy. Most of them still don't listen and post excuses about why that strategy won't work. Its like they need instant gains or soemthing.

[Anonymous No.27899056]

>>27898892
This almost happened to me. I just started following crypto about 3 weeks ago and took the courage to invest all what I had in my bank account into ether.
I will look into shitcoins more now but everything seems like the rocket has taken off already.

[Anonymous No.27899081]

>>27897476
Pick a low cap and low float biotech/medical penny stock that hasn't mooned yet and is under $5, do your DD, and invest in it. Only check the price once or twice per day. Resist the temptation to sell whenever it dips. Just wait for the eventual moonshot.

[Anonymous No.27899176]

>>27897476
>what are some better coins to go into?

[Anonymous No.27899190]

>>27898233
A 5% movement in a blue chip or large cap can be a 100%+ movement in the options.
Warrants especially for SPACs give great leverage too. Ive had many go 500-1000%. I also had BNGOW at .10 and those went up 12000% but i missed most of that movement.
Grab CFIIW THBRW and ACEVW
<6 figure portfolio trading mainly stocks, options, warrants. I just dump some profits into crypto for an inflation hedge.

[Anonymous No.27899196]

>>27897823
I do this. Browse /biz/, find a comfy coin, bit of research/ factchecking, im in.

Jumped into ASKO for 50% returns today

[Anonymous No.27899205]

>>27897476
Just buy rubic I am already 10x and this my first time holding any alts

[Anonymous No.27899216]

>>27897734
>15%
You know this is crypto only board right?
Back to Boomerville with you

[Anonymous No.27899229]

>>27899056
Do not do that, only invest what you can afford to lose

[Anonymous No.27899268]

>>27897557
>>27898011

Yep. Nobody comes to /biz/ to brag about how much they're losing so it seems like everyone's winning.

[Anonymous No.27899362]

>>27899216
Goodluck flipping burgers trying to make it with your coins. I really hope it works out

[Anonymous No.27899429]

>>27897476
>buy high market cap token that FUDed both ironically and unironically for years without understanding why people think it's valuable in the first place
Nigger, if you want to gamble just buy low MC shitcoins and try to sell before you get rug pulled (you will) or just go to an actual casino. People buy ETH because other projects are built on it and most shitcoins require it in order to even buy them. People buy LINK because because:
a. they're low information "investors" that buy things because others tell them to and/or
b. they're betting money on the project being able to deliver on making trustless smart contracts a reality for the greater business world
If you fall into the former category (and you do), then I suggest you actually read the fucking white paper and do your own research to determine whether or not you think it's more your money to gamble a fat Russian who wears the same plaid shirt to every talk he does ability to revolutionize how business is done in the world. If you don't, then just buy ETH and BTC and check back on the price every few months or so. Otherwise, quit whining about about having buyer's remorse for something you literally don't even understand.

[Anonymous No.27899843]

>>27899268
This

[Anonymous No.27899908]

>visit /biz/ everyday trying to find shitcoins to invest into
>see other anons talking about huge gains
>fantasize of turning my 1k into millions
>meanwhile studying comp sci engineering
>probably gonna make 100k+/year in 3 years if I just stay on track and finish masters in ML or data science
>keep browsing /biz/ instead of studying
Why is gambling so fun guys?

[Anonymous No.27900008]

>>27899908
Finish the program so you have money to invest and gamble with and you will make it.

[Anonymous No.27900036]

>>27897498
This is only worth it if you're already rich. Even if OP could afford one BTC (which I doubt by the newfag-style of his post), it'll only do a x2 in 5 years. A x3 tops. That's between $80k and $120k from the original $40k. I literally made that kind of money in a week with RBC. Your strategy is decent, but not worth it with less than 10 BTC.

[Anonymous No.27900045]

>>27897476
>I keep seeing anons saying they turned 1.5k into 100k within a week.

[Anonymous No.27900068]

>>27898323
Yeah listen to the guy with an gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.27900161]

>>27898612
>projecting on a mongolian image board
go back

[Anonymous No.27900183]

>>27898612
You sound pretty retarded for a so called "software dev". The stock market is too manipulated to even touch, I'd say stay the fuck away from there but it's already too late for you it seems. There's also lots of price manipulation going on with crypto but it's not even close to what's happening on the stock market. If that didn't become clear in the last 30 days or so, then I don't know what to tell you...

[Anonymous No.27900236]

>>27900036
>This is only worth it if you're already rich. Even if OP could afford one BTC (which I doubt by the newfag-style of his post), it'll only do a x2 in 5 years. A x3 tops. That's between $80k and $120k from the original $40k. I literally made that kind of money in a week with RBC. Your strategy is decent, but not worth it with less than 10 BTC.

have you visited your shitcoin's new website already?

https://deadcoins.com/

[Anonymous No.27900327]

>>27900183
>>27900161
>>27900068
Goodluck.

[Anonymous No.27900406]

>>27900236
I'm not here to shill RBC, but since you fudders can't let it go and have to talk about it on literally every thread... They're a known dev team with a solid existing project. Even if it's a big nothingburger in the end, I already 500%ed my stick in the last 7 days. It would take me years if I were to buy one of the big boys.

[Anonymous No.27900678]

>>27900236
>https://sys.4channel.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdeadcoins.com%2F
Searched for link
Found it
Kek

[Anonymous No.27900719]

>>27900678
^Chainlink