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Anyone else too stupid and poor to understand how to do this shit, but also depressed knowing about how many anons make it big?

Why the fuck is trading and buying crypto the most unintuitive, complex shit imaginable

Why do I need to pay 50% - 200% of what I'm trying to purchase in fucking GAS FEES. WHY IS THIS A THING

Why can't crypto just be as easy as investing. I bought Dogecoin on Robinhood for the meme and it opened my eyes on how easy it was

>> No.27893569

>>27893484
just use coinbase pro you monkey

>> No.27893616

>>27893484
Just use coinswap to buy your shit from bank, then transfer it to kucoin and gamble on shit coins.
Why is this so hard?

>> No.27893618

>>27893484
Because the USD is the only legal tender in the US and likewise every other country has a legal tender, so they have to make it complicated as fuck to keep the bulk of normies out of it. You didn't actually buy doge on RH, you bought an ETF that holds doge.

>> No.27893624

just DCA into BTC over 5 years
i really don't understand what's so complicated

>> No.27893636

Binance, coinbase and other crypto brokers dont have gas fees either, you just cant buy shit like rubic there

>> No.27893652

Luck is a combination of well preparation and good timing. Truth is the more you post shit like this and think this way the more likely you are to fail.

>> No.27893702
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27893702

>>27893484
it's an IQ filter, makes sure the money gets transferred over time from the midwits to the very intelligent and very retarded
Midwits will forever suffer, get fucked

>> No.27893703

>>27893484
>Why can't crypto just be as easy as investing
it is you fucking idiot
just buy BTC, ETH and LINK on coinbase, set a bi-weekly buy-in and forget about it for a few years

>> No.27893769

>>27893636
Binance us not available in Washington wtf

>> No.27893772

>>27893484
couldnt you just buy some sort of coin that charges minimal network fees, transfer it to binance or whatever, and then trade it for eth or whatever coin that charges insane network fees?

>> No.27893820

It’s easy. Just buy McDonalds Coin and Hodl

>> No.27893842
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27893842

>>27893484

>> No.27893871

>>27893484
Fuck off, you're weak, you have a low IQ, stick to a day job.

>> No.27893883

>>27893569
I'm a week-long oldfag after doge on rh made me 5x my gains so let me impart my accumulated wisdom as of this week -

1- it is way more complicated because it's unregulated, unvetted you could say, and precisely because it's not on the easy places like coinbase or whatever

2- people here like to forget that cb (or cb pro) don't have all the good coins in the us and even more particularly not in all states. I live in arguably the most cucked state of all

3- gas fees don't scale with size of transactions but they do change throughout the day. You came at a time when gas hit a new peak. 35 dollars isn't bad for a thousand dollar investment if you can time it at such a time of low network transactions but it isn't for swinging. Not unless you have money to blow

4- you can wait for things to get listed on cb or whatever but you'll have long missed the lowest point to buy in. That's not necessarily a terrible thing considering ethereum for example is still going up even if you purchased last week like me (lol), but you won't turn a one dollar into a five, overnight

>> No.27893926

>>27893703
what is a bi-weekly buy in?

And the main problem I'm having is I want to buy something NOW. But I transferred a few hundred to my coinbase pro, and it's going to take 6 days to "verify" before I can use it to buy something like Rubic or Cardano for example

>> No.27893929

>>27893652
Not really true but maybe a good mentality to apply in this world.

>> No.27894006

>>27893926
>buy something like Rubic
it's a fucking scam idiot those people buying rubic are going to get rugpulled. it's shilled so hard here it's an obvious shitcoin

>> No.27894009

>>27893484
I like crypto for the fact that ((they)) can’t mess with it or manipulate it so they get rich while we stay poor, but I have less than zero interest investing in it or learning about it.

>> No.27894024

>>27893926
Well yeah thats maybe 5 - first time verifications will take days especially with kyc regulations, when all you have to buy with is fiat. If you had a wallet already with coins, then yeah this wouldn't take any time or verifications. Wait it out and calm down.

>> No.27894025

>>27893484

it's called retard-filter

>> No.27894079

I've never read a single white paper in my life but I've make $20k off this crypto shit. Just fucking lurk retard

>> No.27894129

>>27893624
This.

Leave the alt coins to the gamblers

>> No.27894135

>>27893883
Kill yourself Reddit nigger.

>> No.27894176

>>27893484
Just learn, desu. A few hours per day can change your whole life in the next year or two.

Read about Apollo. Uniswap on the 15th.

>> No.27894195

>>try to short sell it

>> No.27894252

>>27894135
After you xDddd lol

>> No.27894271

>>27894129
what exactly is that advice saying? Just dump your money into Bitcoin on Coinbase, can you not go wrong with that?

>> No.27894348

>>27894271
Just put money into btc, eth, link, ada, dot in that order and wait 5 years.

>> No.27894386

>>27894271
DCA is dollar cost averaging

We presume Bitcoin is going to be 7 figure coin at the end of the decade or into 2030.

So dca means you just keep buying any Bitcoin you can afford now every time you get some disposable income, you don’t look at the price, you don’t worry about highs or lows. You just buy every opportunity you get with any disposable income you get.

>> No.27894549

>>27894386
I'm literally going to be financially ruined going into hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt going to medical school when I could work random jobs and invest it all into bitcoin and become a millionaire by 2030

>> No.27894616

>>27893484
>Colourbox

>> No.27894656

>>27893702
Bullshit, I'm a midwit and went from 9k to 75k

>> No.27894677

No but I only buy shit from coinbase because it's easy

>> No.27894709

>>27893484
>Anyone else too stupid and poor to understand how to do this shit, but also depressed knowing about how many anons make it big?
>Why the fuck is trading and buying crypto the most unintuitive, complex shit imaginable
You're doing it wrong. Stop trading. Start investing. Forget scam coins, they make other people or /biz/ rich. Pick 4 rock solid coins. Buy and hodl.

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>>27893484
BROS - WHAT IS THE PROJECT THAT WILL FIX GAS FEES? WHAT IS THE PROJECT THAT WILL MAKE CRYPTO NORMIE FRIENDLY?

That's the real moonshot

>> No.27894760

>>27894271
>what exactly is that advice saying?

Basically, you just buy some bitcoin with a set budget on a set timeframe. For example, you promise yourself that you will buy $50 of bitcoin every single week. Don't worry about the price of the coin or the timing, just throw in $50 every week.

>> No.27894791

>>27894709
I'm on /biz/, I want to get rich. I don't have any money to make anything from investing in solid coins. I need to increase my capital dramatically first before I can consider investing

>> No.27894865

>>27894760
Is everyone here super confident about bitcoin? It's not going to be dethroned by any "bitcoin killers", it'll forever be the top standard coin and continue to increase in value?

Would I be wiser to split between BTC and ETH? Or should I go all in on BTC?

>> No.27894960

>>27893484
The basics of crypto is a hurdle to the industry that your average moron can't get past. This is also why we're able to make money and get into good projects early.

You want to make money? Figure it out. You're a big boy.

>> No.27894965

>>27893883
If you buy whatever is being given away on coinbase earn you will have 3x gains within a month. I learned my lesson on xlm and grt will not miss out again

>> No.27894985

>>27894965
How long does it take to get off the "waiting list" on coinbase? I can't actually get anything

>> No.27894989
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27894989

I feel you OP.
I'm not going to make it. Out the 800 I put in in 2016. I have 80 left.
It's enough to know I'm not good at this.
I'm not even envious of the anons that have made millions, I'm happy for them. They saw something I couldn't. All this is outside my understanding, I can't really even understand what to sit on my last 80 is in usd, just because. I might cash out and buy myself some models.
I live paycheck to paycheck, and really the only thing I can do is try to appreciate what I have left.
I have a loving gf, and a happy dog. Both love me very me, I want to cry often because of how I fucked up my life, but it never solves anything. That's life, some of us don't make it. We just watch the rockets leave.
Good luck to you anons still waiting for yoir missions to take off, and congrats to the rest of you already sailing the star. Live nicely, and happy.

>> No.27895008

>>27893484
Niggers tongue my anus

>> No.27895117

>>27893842
what does this have to do with the post

>> No.27895118

>>27894989
Are people like you real or is this some weird LARP

why do so many people feel compelled to tell their life story to anonymous strangers. Especially when it gets deep and heavy and sad

>> No.27895193

>>27894750
Xdb is planning on being a network of branded rewards points. Think Nike coin or Walmart coin. Not sure if they can pull it off tho, desu seems like amateur hour to me. Supposedly mainnet this quarter

>> No.27895227

>>27894865
>Is everyone here super confident about bitcoin?
For the most part, yes.

>dethroned by any "bitcoin killers"
Possibly, but it's not something that this board thinks will happen anytime soon.

>should I go all in on BTC?
I don't think so, the rules of stocks applies to crypto as well, you need to diversify. I currently hold BTC, LINK, and Graph.

>> No.27895228

>>27894989
>i have a dog
sorry man. crypto is the world's largest wealth transfer from dog people to cat people. I thought everyone knew that. Crypto pays to be sagaciously lazy. Meow.

>> No.27895490

>>27895118
As far as I know I'm real.
I might be an anomaly of the simulation.
The reason why? I'm an anon, no one here will ever know who I am. Some might read my post, others just skim by and miss it. Even to you, once this thread dies, I will be nothing but a short memory.
Sometimes we just want an ear, I could never tell my gf this. To her, I'm her rock. To her it seems like I'll make it, when I'm falling apart inside and because I know how most women are, I can't breakdown in front of her. No woman wants a broken man, no matter how much they say they want you to open with them. They can't seem to ever understand that even rocks break.

>> No.27895653
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27895653

>Ugh, why isn’t getting rich easy
Lmao at your sub second zoomer attention span. Your generation is so completely and utterly fucked.

>> No.27895679

>>27893769
Yeah it sucks. I have used a VPN for Binance..not the us one but had a scare so am chillin. Try Kucoin, Probit, or Kracken. You can use those. I just use my Ledger and CB as my entry point. CB is only thing hooked to bank so only exit path. Taxman gonna see it all when i exit.

>> No.27895767

>>27894549
Yep. That's how bad we have fucked incentives in the west.

>> No.27895943

>>27894989
Dude.. I'm sorry. Just DCA into BTC over time, like $20 per week. And that $80? Throw it at LINK and just sit on it. Sell between Nov-Feb. You can make it, you just need discipline and to stay in the top 3 largecaps.

>> No.27895991

>>27894549
But Bitcoin won't squeal with excitement and tell you how much they love you Doctor after you remove the bandages from another successful MTF make a trannies dreams come true surgery. Just don't forget to tell them to dilate daily. You are gonna make it man....................................................................into a woman

>> No.27896042

>>27895653
I'm unironically seeing people post charts with 1 minute candles. Pink wojaks over 2% swings in price that correct within an hour

>> No.27896051

>>27894176
Based anon. Pretty new here, because that token is debuting on the 15th, is the price likely to be ridiculously low ala other shit coins and a fraction of a cent or do some things begin with a higher value attached? I've always assumed the former to be the case but unsure how this works.

>> No.27896158

>>27893484
You're retarded, just letting you know. Though I'm sure you were already aware of it.

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>>27895943
I'll try. Thanks and good night.

>> No.27897531

>>27895490
Okay bro. In that case I wish you good luck for the future. And maybe don’t give up on crypto, I feel like you can make it if you try a little more. Or maybe just stick to investing in safe coins

>> No.27897854

I'm in Canada, and the exchange I was looking to start using only has 10 or 11 coins, mainly the most popular.

Should I avoid this and instead get on an exchange that offers 250 coins? All the meme alt ones?

I don't have much money to start with and I just wanna make it.

>> No.27897969

>>27895490
maybe it's unnatural to see this on 4chan but genuinely hope for the best for you anon, times are real shitty rn but you can do it