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A man calling himself Sirgay has been detained attempting to flee the country and is currently in a New York City jail. This all stems from an incident at a McDonald's in Times Square. Reports are that an overweight man became belligerent after employees denied his request for a "triple stack Big Mac".

The employees offered to make three Big Macs for the man to take apart and create a single "triple stack" of his own but he demanded a triple stack. After rabid verbal abuse levied on employees for some 5 minutes straight in front of children, the man slid over the counter and began attacking multiple female employees. One victim claimed he threatened to come back next Friday and take a dump on her. A woman who witnessed the chaos described the man as "heavy and wearing a greasy plaid shirt."

The man was eventually spotted in another McDonald's at LaGuardia Airport apparently waiting for a flight to leave the country. As he was taken into custody he began rambling about oracles. It is not apparent at this time what relationship the man had to the multinational tech giant Oracle.