BRAINSTOP GENERAL - DEAD CAT BOUNCE EDITION

[Anonymous No.27825079]

Stages of Grief:

>DENIAL
(reddit is here)
>ANGER
>BARGAINING
>DEPRESSION
>ACCEPTANCE

POST YOUR BEST SALT SCREENSHOTS FROM r/WSB

[Anonymous No.27825251]

Hodl with diamond arms lads, fuck you OP you shill

[Anonymous No.27825338]

idk man it's rising pretty fast, seems like someone is being squeezed

[Anonymous No.27825411]

>>27825079
Return of the king be mad fag

[Anonymous No.27825487]

The amount of poltards rekt in this makes my dick diamonds

[Anonymous No.27825531]

>>27825338
Yeah but the squeezes have different days and different volumes. Someone shortened and when it dropped to 50 he decided to cover them which made the price go up. Then they will wait again till it drops and so on.

[Anonymous No.27825557]

>>27825251
>be me
>buy gme at $80 on the way up
>see retards coming out the woodwork
>loading 2braincells.exe
>sell at $449

Thanks for taking my bags bro

[Anonymous No.27825595]

>>27825251
I ll hodl your mom on my diamond dick nigger

[Anonymous No.27825686]

>>27825079
Bought in @ 52 sold @ 82. 100 shares. THANK YOU FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.27825696]

>>27825251
>sh-shill!

[Anonymous No.27825737]

>>27825079
>'Theoretically each share could be worth an infinite amount of dollars.'
>'If no one sells, that's the price they'll have to pay.'
>redditors actually believe no one is going to sell
>1.3k upvotes

[Anonymous No.27825748]

>>27825686
Based

[Anonymous No.27826032]

>>27825686
kek it was really that easy

[Anonymous No.27826227]

>>27825686
Why did you buy at 52? Wasn't the downtrend clear?

[Anonymous No.27826317]

>>27825338
It's rising because robinhood finally removed buy restrictions, so all the retards who don't know how to use anither platform put market buy orders overnight and piled up in the morning. Shit is absolutely retarded, we are talking penny stock tier, retail sentiment totally in control of price action.

[Anonymous No.27826325]

>hands?
diamond
>ape?
strong together
>am I HODLing?
you betcha
>Melvin and Co?
fucked
>squouze?
unsquozen
>wallstreet?
occupied
>AOC?
Super based
Remember paperhands, you each have a chance for your redemption arc, like the time Han Solo saved Luke in A New Hope.

[Anonymous No.27826360]

>>27826227
CUZ AM RETARDED. Sold my Corsair earlier at 44.8 then went into GME thinking RHs lifted restrictions would bring a deadcat bounce, I guessed right. Now bought 42.8 dip at Corsair and its back at 44+.

This week been good.

[Anonymous No.27826457]

>>27825079
You're late OP!
Another shill already started Gamestop Dump General.
You gotta be quicker if you don't want to be fired.

[Anonymous No.27826533]

I'm just here for the sweet schadenfreude

[Anonymous No.27826615]

i just want to see loss porn pls post more reddit loss I LOVE those

[Anonymous No.27826676]

>>27826457
yeah I know I was late I was rubbing one out to the $RBC and $FEG charts

[Anonymous No.27826694]

>>27826325
>Alexandria Ocasio Smollet
>based

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.27826704]

>>27825079
This is how you stick it do Wall Street

[Anonymous No.27826747]

Trying way too hard

[Anonymous No.27826753]

>>27826325
We all agreed that we were going to sell by friday. Shorts have like 3 days to cover, so the people who are short right now are in profit, they're never gonna get squozen. Also a lot of call options have expired already.

[Anonymous No.27826855]

>>27826317
This would be fine if our institutions werent so fucking retarded and had people's retirement funds and pensions tied up in what are essentially stock market shitcoins. Like, crypto has tons of complete garbage scamcoins that people speculate on, and that are totally driven by retard fomo'ers and pajeet scammers, but it mostly just effects the prices of those shitcoins (and I guess eth gas prices). The rest of the market is generally unaffected, as it should be. Like, does bitcoin care if some retards lose money on an erc-20 foodcoin scam? But one vidya gaem stonk goes up 1000% in a month and now the whole market is potentially at risk and every other broker is having liquidity issues? wtf?

If the people who wrote the regulations and set themselves up as bullshit middlemen weren't a bunch of fucking idiots, we could have random speculative memestocks that pump/dump 50% in a day for normies to gamble on and the rest of the market would be just fine.

[Anonymous No.27827172]

Umm, lads? Is he doing alright?

[Anonymous No.27827186]

>>27826855
checked and thy aren't retarded the scam is a feature of the market, its built in by (((them)))

[Anonymous No.27827407]

>>27827172
ahahahaha MOREEEEEE

[Anonymous No.27827463]

>>27827186
Ya they arent idiots I guess, they're very smart and manipulative, but I just can't believe how short-sighted they were and how everyone just let them get away with it

[Anonymous No.27827930]

>>27827463
reddit found a weak spot and caught them with their pants down. theyre too retarded to see that wall street pulled its pants back up and set a trap for them. (((they))) own the game and will just change the rules if they start losing

[Anonymous No.27828006]

>>27825557
Unironically me but with a lower exit

[Anonymous No.27828372]

>>27827172
I wonder what these people do for a living that drop thousands into a meme like that

[Anonymous No.27828497]

>>27825557
how much did you make total? curious

[Anonymous No.27828812]

GME crabbing now. 50 EOD

[Anonymous No.27828937]

>>27828812
Optimistic I say it will be in the 30s.

[Anonymous No.27828947]

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MONEY MELVIN YOU KIKE

[Anonymous No.27829057]

I bought at 304
sold at 65
Bought at 85 today at second halt
it's 72

I deserve this.

[Anonymous No.27829148]

>>27828497
I didnt put much money in I don't mess with the stock market at all I've known its a rigged game for years. just saw an opportunity for a quick buck I think I got around +300%

[Anonymous No.27829491]

>>27829057
so you didnt learn the first time, and decided to fall for it again?

FOMO is a powerful weapon, you need to be disciplined against it!

[Anonymous No.27829634]

>i-its a short ladder attack

[Anonymous No.27829669]

>>27829491
"Just need to make some of the money back that I lost"

[Anonymous No.27829753]

>>27825079
be me
buy at 320
MMs commence a short ladder attack literally seconds after I did and tank the price to 118
friends are pressuring me to sell
I'm like "nah bitches, this is a ladder attack they have to cover at the end of the day to end up delta neutral"
MMs cover and the price goes up to 370
I sell

[Anonymous No.27829798]

the 420.69 bros are the only smart bros

[Anonymous No.27829839]

>w-we like the stock

[Anonymous No.27830041]

GME is the one time I try to play the game instead of buying and holding for a week or two. Bought at 80, sold at 140. got greedy and bought at 100, sold at 60, now bought at 80 and staring at the red lines.

Never again, I'm too retarded for this shit, just going to stick to holding

[Anonymous No.27830108]

So as a stock newb, I fomo-bought at $280. Nothing I can't afford to lose but it'd be nice to not lose it all. Is it realistic for it to hit at least $100 again? Not sure if I should sell today or just keep holding in case something wild happens.

[Anonymous No.27830256]

>>27829839
he could have bought puts.
less gamble

[Anonymous No.27830326]

>>27830108
Something wild is happening anon. Sell at 50-60 if it doesn't and get back in when it does

[Anonymous No.27830332]

>>27827172
holy shit only thing that's to the moon are my sides

[Anonymous No.27830335]

>>27829057
lessons learned. be at peace.

[Anonymous No.27830410]

>>27825079
>lost almost $2k on GME kikery
>only down $100 YTD in total
>put it straight into BITW/GBTC
what I gained was a renewed hatred of kikes and some crypto exposure in legacy financial instruments. what I lost was 1 month of artificial gains. fair trade overall. even my retard commie friends cheer me on when I talk about bankers being subhuman parasites. it's only a matter of time before they understand that "bankers" is code for j*ws.

[Anonymous No.27830418]

>>27825251
AHHAHAHAHHAHAH!
my side
AHAHHAHAHAHAH
We're laughing at you!

[Anonymous No.27830484]

>bought at 280
i am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.27830552]

TRUST THE PLAN, APES TOGETHER STRONG!!!

LOST $80K, STILL HOLDING!!! TO THE MOON!!!!

[Anonymous No.27830565]

>>27830108
Negative, sell. Never gamble on a fluke

[Anonymous No.27830763]

>bought at 320
why am i like this?

[Anonymous No.27830887]

>>27825251
This is so sad, yet hilarious.
So many of you are going to actually rope.

[Anonymous No.27830996]

>>27829634

[Anonymous No.27831002]

>>27826325
>reddit?
reddit

[Anonymous No.27831050]

>>27826325
Where to buy azn graphics card gf

[Anonymous No.27831073]

>>27830763
in @ 240 here it'll be okay pal we may be stupid but we're not retarded

[Anonymous No.27831197]

>>27830326
Rn is pretty crazy, I thought it was over yesterday for sure. But yeah if it keeps stagnating today or dips I guess I'll be out. If it dips hard today I don't think Monday would be any different.

>>27830565
Yep, hahah. This whole ride has ended up being a valuable crash course where I learned a lot. If I pull today I'm going to just take that sum and put it into something else to try and regain the losses.

[Anonymous No.27831399]

>>27831073
>we're not retarded
I'm really not sure about this one

[Anonymous No.27831560]

>>27831399
generally speaking, if you have the self awareness to wonder if you're retarded - y'ain't. you can be stupid and make stupid choices like us but if you can ask yourself and aren't doubling down...

[Anonymous No.27832230]

>>27831560
Sounds like retard cope to me

[Anonymous No.27832353]

>>27825737
>volume is millions a day
>no one sell...... uh.....

[Anonymous No.27832358]

>>27832230
Have you ever seen a retard stop and self reflect? I haven't.
Maybe it is cope. Maybe I'm underestimating retards.

[Anonymous No.27832363]

How the fuck did I manage to literally buy above the peak today.

[Anonymous No.27832504]

>>27827172
>this failing retailer is a $150 value play
LMAO

[Anonymous No.27834022]

being an aussy is painful, fees are a bitch. anyway i opened an international trading account with my bank and i have started paper trading to get some experience before i give jews real money from being retarded.

how'd i do?

[Anonymous No.27834401]

>>27830108
just hit 60 like I said, get out

[Anonymous No.27834738]

>>27825251
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.27835387]

>>27825079
people in this thread who bought at 200 really believe it lmao

[Anonymous No.27836114]

Bought 1000@74, wanted to sell at 90 but market stopped, bounced back so I sold at 75 just to get out..

Still made 90k on this all together

[Anonymous No.27836176]

>>27836114
That rocket is the wrong color. Needs to be red.

[Anonymous No.27836377]

>>27825251
the time to go back was last week. this isn’t your audience and everyone is laughing at you. you have no idea how stupid you are. buy a rope with what is left.