/cmg/ - comfy market general

[Anonymous No.27813543]

time to get comfy edition

[Anonymous No.27813754]

Oh yeah, I'm thinking new NASDUMP record highs today, super comfy.

[Anonymous No.27813931]

>>27813754
not for me :( i sold my position yesterday in pm because i thought it was gonna dump. of course it moons continuously now. now i just gotta be patient

[Anonymous No.27814003]

>>27813543
What's today gonna be like, lads?

[Anonymous No.27814070]

>>27813931
As long as the money printer remains on and the fed don't mention rate rises you should stay in the market imo.

At the first sign of rate rises pull everything - that's my plan.

[Anonymous No.27814133]

What can I buy today for a quick profit

[Anonymous No.27814187]

>>27814133
Do the needful and buy CRBP please sirs. Will pay for many new replacement tuk tuk parts sirs.

[Anonymous No.27814341]

>tfw you're average cost is below 30

Its not too late.

[Anonymous No.27814458]

at this point im thinking WSB was an orchestrated psyop by wallstreet and hedgies. they mustve paid people off, somehow they got to reddit mods. it doesnt make sense to me. they are willingly and deliberately destroying people, but not just the regular wsb community. thousands of newfags got caught up in the lies and retardation. im honestly surprised it hasnt been pulled off reddit, but then again wallstreet could be paying for it. its free money for them

[Anonymous No.27814628]

>>27814458
It's not a psyop it's a Pump and Dump. Textbook case.

[Anonymous No.27815579]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsnAyz4AgrA

thread theme

[Anonymous No.27815960]

not sure if i should reenter my positions for wait for a bad red day. everything i want to get into, tqqq, moon, urty are all mooning. how should i buy into these 3?

[Anonymous No.27816081]

lmao they still are tring to shill this trash on /biz/
stfu and delete your 4chan acc
so ridiculous to check how you try to make faggots buy
I am not a tard who will believe in this fuck, I use Bot Ocean for profitable trading with unique strategies

[Anonymous No.27816114]

>>27815960
Why did you exit them in the first place?
>>27816081
I always enjoy how we get the one or two stray bots.

[Anonymous No.27816175]

>>27813931
It went up all week. That shit will never last. And when it dumps it is going to really dump.

[Anonymous No.27816383]

>>27816175

[Anonymous No.27816391]

>>27816175
Needs a good catalyst.

[Anonymous No.27816418]

>>27814070
At the first sign of rate hikes it will be too late.

[Anonymous No.27816615]

>>27816114
i thought that were going to dip now friday after they mooned to ATH after the meme shit died down

[Anonymous No.27816679]

>Retards didn't think you had to pay taxes on UI
>Spent all their UI on new car leases and consumer electronics
>Need Big Brother to bail them out over $2000-$3000
People are so fucking stupid. I hate people.

[Anonymous No.27816698]

>>27816418
At the first sign of rate hikes, I'm going all-in food/water, ammo, and guns.

[Anonymous No.27817060]

smg seems to be reaching pre GME pump speeds

[Anonymous No.27817141]

hello??? yes, i do have shares in $atos, and yes, i am rather comfy, how about you fren?

[Anonymous No.27817289]

>>27817141
I have a conservative portfolio of 50% GEVO and 50% CCIV fren.

[Anonymous No.27817323]

Euphoria. Exuberance. Enjoy it while it lasts mumu. Every bobo has it's day.

[Anonymous No.27817440]

>>27817323
Shoo shoo, back to your cave until the money printer breaks.

[Anonymous No.27817497]

>>27817323
Just be a closet bobo, friend. Make more money now so that you have more money later to throw at the market as it tanks.

[Anonymous No.27817711]

>>27813543
Thank you kind fren for this sacntuary

[Anonymous No.27817871]

>>27817497
I'm actually a permabull so the fact that I'm worried tells me we really are near a correction. I have a small hedge that I plan on building up.

[Anonymous No.27817890]

Guess which crypto has me particularly comfy today

[Anonymous No.27817922]

Everything's exploding guys, what am I supposed to do? Gas is too expensive for swaps so I'm just holding my coins

[Anonymous No.27817983]

Why the fuck are we being besieged by bots right now? Is crypto in euphoria stage too?

[Anonymous No.27817992]

>>27817922
>>27817890
pls no zoomer crypto, this is for comfy stock market discussion

[Anonymous No.27818093]

>>27817890
grt

[Anonymous No.27818099]

Now this is comfy

[Anonymous No.27818159]

>MVIS
v comfy bros
drinking morning yerba

[Anonymous No.27818198]

savabros...

[Anonymous No.27818201]

>>27818099
Why do you always spam, and never engage in any discussion?

[Anonymous No.27818230]

>>27818099
it's comfy is eet, mr tranny?

[Anonymous No.27818253]

>>27817871
Jej, and I'm a bear.
>The duality of /biz/.
We've got to play the market as it's given to us. I think everyone's skittish at this point, but what can we do? The Fed's in control here.

[Anonymous No.27818308]

Well CRSR bros, looking like a crabby kind of day.

[Anonymous No.27818322]

Four minutes to buy TTOO anons.

[Anonymous No.27818323]

>>27818198
It'll be alright good sir. When the traders leave it will level out. Read the research.

[Anonymous No.27818341]

>>27818201
Fren, he's CLF Real Woman Now(TM), it's his nature. It's like asking a dog why it sniffs another dogs' ass.

[Anonymous No.27818355]

>tfw meet woman at her apartment for second date
>surprise her with roses I've hid behind my back
>she invites me inside as she displays her flowers
>she no longer wants to go on a date but stay inside and fuck

Why did no one ever tell me it was this easy? Have literally done this with 4 different women. It's kind of fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.27818379]

I think I might be dumb. After some GME gains I left some in the market (I'm new and know nothing)

What should I even do? Dump my savings into my account and put it all into a ETF?

[Anonymous No.27818426]

>bobos are back
buy signal

[Anonymous No.27818438]

>>27818341
i thought clf was supposed to pay for his gender reassignment surgery?

[Anonymous No.27818458]

>>27818230
kek
>>27818341
I'm just going to ask every time I see him.

[Anonymous No.27818508]

>>27818426
>Bobos ever left.

[Anonymous No.27818557]

>>27818379
Amoeba portfolio. Get a job seriously.

[Anonymous No.27818606]

>>27818379

Holding too much meme. Just buy boring stocks (BW, Unilever, etc.) when they dip and sell the next day or when they increase slightly.

Build your RH balance to 25k so you can trade on same day.

[Anonymous No.27818906]

Sirs, what in the world was that?

[Anonymous No.27819035]

>>27818379
Keep 3-6 months of your living expenses in an emergency fund.
Set aside some small amount of your money to be your gambling account (me personally, I do 10% of my net worth and roughly split it between meme stocks and crypto.)
Put the remainder in a Boomer ETF and forget about it. Vanguard index funds are my personal choice.
The important thing is that you keep all of these accounts as completely seperate money pools. If you want to buy a new meme stock, do it with paycheck money or by selling off existing meme stocks. I'd even go so far as to have different brokerages to keep your gambling and actual investment seperate.
Oh, and what the heck was that.

[Anonymous No.27819074]

>>27818198
lol wish i shorted

[Anonymous No.27819181]

>>27816679
you expect the people who get handouts to have a brain? das raciss

[Anonymous No.27819406]

Gregory just bought calls on ORCL
https://gregorymannarino.substack.com/p/new-trade-8da
Very good forward PE of 13.5

[Anonymous No.27819421]

>>27818557
I have a job though (Not a good one as I never actually finished school) and school is far too expensive to start now. I make around $20ish an hour.

>>27818606
Would Ford/GM/Any sort of older boomer stocks be fine? I was wondering if it's worth to put in stuff into a ETF. Also I'll probably have 25k by the end of the year but that'd be all my money.

Being poor makes me sad guys.

[Anonymous No.27819596]

>>27819421
autos are cyclicals. They have long cycles of being shit then transition into being great and so on.

[Anonymous No.27819639]

>>27819035

I have no debt/living expenses. I paid off my Mothers house after my Father passed away and left nothing. I'm currently at 6k plus this 1k saved (I make around 3k a month)

Should I put like 5k into SPY?

[Anonymous No.27819650]

>>27819406
based greg, i wish he was my dad

[Anonymous No.27820057]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.27820180]

>>27819421

Detroit probably works, but I prefer stocks of companies based in Cleveland (BW, Sherwin Williams, Progressive). Their quest to transcend the futility of the region gives their stocks a fairly reliable "back and forth" allowing for buy in at incremental dips and relatively quick sell offs on the next ephemeral bump.

[Anonymous No.27820199]

>>27819639
VOO is similar to SPY on that it tracks the S&P 500, but it performs slightly better (less fees taken by the managing company).
The reason you hear more about SPY is that it's ridiculously high volume, which is great for algos hedging.

[Anonymous No.27820216]

>>27820057
YEAH!

[Anonymous No.27820253]

Can we just get the correction out of the fucking way so I'm not anxious all the time? Thank you.

[Anonymous No.27820286]

>>27819421
Investing in yourself is still possible, though age may play a part. There are always ways to make it work. I had a good friend in grad school who was a cook for about a decade. They didn't see a future in it and decided to get a marketable STEM PHD. Wound up at a top-3 STEM uni in the US and a great job afterward.

[Anonymous No.27820308]

>>27820253
just don't be anxious

[Anonymous No.27820363]

>AMRS
This better just be the opening dip you little shit.

[Anonymous No.27820460]

>put order in for BTWN
>it goes one penny above order price
>it literally fucking pumps right after
Today is not my day lads.

[Anonymous No.27820529]

Oh would you look at that, CRSR dumping, who coulda seen that coming.

[Anonymous No.27820939]

>>27820199
I see so VOO would be a good pick as well? Is that vanguard or something like that? How much do you recommend I start in there? Also how safe are these ETFs? Should I wait until a market correction and then invest?

>>27820286
I suppose, I've worked at a food testing microbiology lab for almost 4 years now and just got promoted to being a pseudo-manager (a lead) and I'm currently 26. I've tried looking into schools but they're all rather expensive or nowhere near me for what I'd like to pursue.

I've had a lot of IT experience there as well so I guess I could get my A+ my Network+ and a baseline CISCO cert but I don't know. I'm too complacent.

[Anonymous No.27820958]

>>27820460
You can place an order grid with a small position size each

[Anonymous No.27821202]

>>27818099
Remember when you had a million dollars?

[Anonymous No.27821275]

UVXYchads we're just getting started.

[Anonymous No.27821328]

Pretty comfy mornin' apart from NIO and AMD being jerks.

[Anonymous No.27822027]

CLF GAP FILLED

[Anonymous No.27822135]

>>27819035
Thai is good advice.

[Anonymous No.27822161]

yes yes dip more excellent

[Anonymous No.27822206]

you didn't think CLF was going up did you?

[Anonymous No.27822269]

I should have bought GME after hours after seeing those dark pool schizo calls

[Anonymous No.27822779]

>>27820939
That was about the same age that he decided to go back to uni. He did two-years at a local CC and then switched to a 4-year STEM program at a state university (he did have to move, but you've got to do what you've got to do). He kept a 4.0 in undergrad and grad school, which let him snag several scholarships and an NSF grant. The latter was a big reason he ended up in a top-3 STEM PHD program (he had to move for that again as well). It also ended up making him money as compared to a standard grad program grant.

You've got a leg up on him already, given your background. It's always possible, you just have to stick to your guns if you go down that path.

[Anonymous No.27822824]

>>27822027
Maybe it can fucking go up today now.

[Anonymous No.27822841]

horse is dipping if you want to buy, last chance before inevitable moon mission to 50$ next week

[Anonymous No.27822860]

>>27822269
the retard army came back online today wonder if it has any effect

[Anonymous No.27823081]

>>27818198
why the hell did sava moon anyway?

[Anonymous No.27823195]

>>27823081
I mean a new alzheimers 'almoost there' result comes every 4 months from any random biotech

[Anonymous No.27823439]

>>27823195
Read the research.

[Anonymous No.27823505]

its pretty evident who has only been on for a few months
their folio is usually just xrp and one of the other fotm shitty tokens
don’t believe this dump, if you want get rewards and passive profit use PoolzFinance
Best decentralized finance with NFT conditions in 2021

[Anonymous No.27823638]

>27823505

Who the fuck is posting youtube comments in /cmg/

[Anonymous No.27823897]

>>27823638
We get the occasional bot pop in to say hello.

[Anonymous No.27823908]

>>27823195
>After six months, patients showed a 10% average improvement in cognition and a 29% average improvement in dementia-related behavior.
>Researchers assessed patients against the Alzheimer's Disease Assessment Scale-Cognitive Subscale, or ADAS-Cog. Usually, patients' scores decline by 6-12 points per year, Cassava said in a news release. But for the first 50 patients to reach six months of treatment, there was an average 1.6-point improvement on that scale. Further, patients showed a 1.3-point improvement, on average, on the neuropsychiatric inventory.
But it's a pharma stock after all, so they will probably dump it just to buy it cheap again for easy money

[Anonymous No.27824281]

>>27823439
>>27823908
Those numbers were matched from the now old copper cycle break papers, and once again protein aggregates find a new way within six months. But yeah whatev, it's probably just a typical pump.

[Anonymous No.27824366]

I'm bored and I've got $300 to throw at a small cap/penny stock. Anyone got anything interesting I could dip in and out of today?

[Anonymous No.27824368]

So it looks like it's "crabbing on a downhill" kind of day, uh?

[Anonymous No.27824512]

QCOM dropping hard.

[Anonymous No.27824590]

>>27813543
So I kinda blew up my account on AQB, I am just about to start a new job next week so funds are kind of low. Because of this I think I am just going to start selling covered calls. My question what is the best way to select which strike and date I should sell the calls for.

[Anonymous No.27824677]

>>27823908
Watched the movie: doesn't end well

[Anonymous No.27824714]

fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.27824758]

>>27824590
What was your thought process on going in on AQB?

[Anonymous No.27824838]

>>27824714
nvm, I'm green again

[Anonymous No.27824973]

>>27824758
Long term investment, which is why I'm comfy selling covered calls. My mistake was buying options after a 10% green day

[Anonymous No.27825043]

>>27824590
why are you asking the same people who shilled you mutant salmon bags

[Anonymous No.27825170]

>>27825043
I am the original AQB shill

[Anonymous No.27825783]

>AAME up almost 400%
wat

[Anonymous No.27825856]

>autistically manage 10 positions
>adjust stop orders after watching the chart for 30 minutes
>get stopped out for $30 loss
>ragequit close trading app
>meanwhile made $7k in crypto
why does it have to be like this

[Anonymous No.27825882]

>>27822824
>>27822027
This fucking stock, I swear to god, if it gaps up, it must always be filled, no matter what. Now it's free to continue.

[Anonymous No.27825948]

>>27825783
what the fuck is going on there

[Anonymous No.27825998]

>>27817289
i’m 33% GEVO, 33% PLUG, & 33% MARA

[Anonymous No.27826118]

>>27816081
>delete your 4chan acc
Anon, you just have yourself away

[Anonymous No.27826309]

Let's get to work, zoomies!

[Anonymous No.27826368]

i got called a dumbass for trying to convince an anon to not buy SQQQ at the beginning of the week. i hope he didn’t commit

[Anonymous No.27826383]

>>27825882
It's because CLF is HEAVILY held by fundamental boomer traders who follow everything by the book.

[Anonymous No.27826505]

>>27826118
>LOG IN
>SIGN IN
>SIGN UP
>SUBSCRIBE
>LOG IN

[Anonymous No.27826624]

If the AAPL ex div date is today, does that mean that if i write an ITM covered put and its exercised at close, those shares count towards receiving the divvy?

[Anonymous No.27826774]

BSQUARE popping off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbF1g3k2mtw

[Anonymous No.27826794]

>>27825948
>Insurance company
Some mafia shit.

[Anonymous No.27826872]

Damn, ALPP

[Anonymous No.27827565]

>wanted to buy ALPP today
>already mooning

[Anonymous No.27827682]

> open Robinhood
> balance :$8000
> shit a fucking brick
> realize that my shit finally got transferred to TDA
WEW, not a very comfy start to my morning lads.

[Anonymous No.27827796]

I'm never getting a vaccine.
I'm never getting a job.
I'm never getting a gf.

[Anonymous No.27828530]

>>27827796
based, me too

[Anonymous No.27828578]

>>27825170
>I am the original
Then how did you blow up your account?
You've been through 3 dilutions and recovered every time. You could have made 2 rounds of covered calls already. Something doesn't add up, AQB has been nothing but free money for theta farming ever since you first shilled it.

[Anonymous No.27828682]

>>27824973
>>27828578
Oh I see
You became the retard on the other end

[Anonymous No.27828737]

GUYS AM I FUCKING RETARDED OR IS

QCOM

ON MAJOR SALE RIGHT NOW

please halp

[Anonymous No.27828925]

>Crypto mooning
>Stocks mooning
>oil mooning
>silver mooning
It's like we're walking on a magical bridge crossing the canyon.

[Anonymous No.27828955]

Thread nearly dead. Meanwhile, main thread has 188 posts in the last 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.27829017]

>>27827796
Based

[Anonymous No.27829032]

>>27828737
>LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE DECEMBER
I meant to poke fun but actually that's a long way back, sure, go ahead and call it a sale.

[Anonymous No.27829146]

>>27828955
Maybe it's a Friday thing, our regulars taking some time out?

[Anonymous No.27829415]

>>27828955
This is fine, conversations are happening, there's more than 50 posters.
We're just slipping down the catalog fast because the whole board is busy.

[Anonymous No.27829433]

>>27828925
I wonder why anon.

If crypto doesn't seem to go up when inflation hits, jump into gold

[Anonymous No.27829525]

>>27828955
that's the whole point bro

[Anonymous No.27829625]

>>27827796
Very based post right here

[Anonymous No.27829630]

>>27819406
Damn this thing has just crabbed forever, it's like all the money got sucked up by SNOW and CRM.
LEAPS looking nice.

[Anonymous No.27829678]

>>27828955
GME went up slightly (slightly as in compared to the crash) today so obviously people will freak out

[Anonymous No.27829757]

>>27828737
I got in at 144.90. It's a steal imo. Once they aren't constrained by the chip supply shortage anymore they're going to skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.27829803]

>>27829433
Headline is not comforting at all.
Anyone else bailing as soon as they start raising interest rates?

[Anonymous No.27829812]

>gme back to $70+
can it just fucking collapse already so i can get back in

[Anonymous No.27829909]

>>27829803
Algos will instantly crash the market within a second of any indication of that.

[Anonymous No.27829976]

Sold GME at 300 fuck that nightmare, hopped on CSRS for the past couple weeks, green candles only, I love this stock

[Anonymous No.27829988]

i need some help

[Anonymous No.27830091]

>>27829803
Idiot. They can't raise rates without bankrupting the U.S Federal government, do the math.
If rates continue to rise the Fed will buy more bonds to suppress rates.
Just more money printing to accelerate inflation

[Anonymous No.27830184]

I'm thinking about selling RIO and buying FCX, but the only reason I'm even thinking about selling RIO is that I can't sell covered calls. I could just keep accumulating RIO, but it would take time. The question is, is FCX going to grow more than RIO over the next year anyway? I want to say yes since RIO is a big fat whale of a company, but I'm just not sure.

[Anonymous No.27830206]

>waiting for cash settlement

[Anonymous No.27831005]

who else short GME?

[Anonymous No.27831168]

>>27831005
today is the exact reason i was telling everyone that is a high risk low reward bet

[Anonymous No.27831173]

REKR is a future tenbagger.

[Anonymous No.27831356]

>>27814458
>im honestly surprised it hasnt been pulled off reddit
Chinese reddit is in on it too.

[Anonymous No.27831516]

>>27831168
everybody knows GME is going to $20.
only soiboys believed in the memes
the entire thing was a pump&dump from the beginning
there was never the slightest chance of bankrupting a hedge fond, in fact they made millions off of emotionally overinvested delusional retards

[Anonymous No.27831599]

>>27816679
Man between this and the GME big losers we are in for mass suicides and/or foreclosures this spring.

[Anonymous No.27831787]

>>27831516
that doesnt mean if you bought a put expiring this friday yesterday that you wouldnth have gotten fucked this morning dumbass
and if you mean actual short selling arent they still heavily restricting that on most retail brokers?

[Anonymous No.27831829]

>>27831599
Don't worry Big Brother will bail them out and we're gonna pay for it. We will love it.

[Anonymous No.27831863]

>>27831787
no, there's 70k shares available to short on IBKR

[Anonymous No.27831877]

PINS

[Anonymous No.27832138]

Should have bought POWW this morning.

[Anonymous No.27832185]

if i can buy aapl at t+0 will i get the dividend?

[Anonymous No.27832215]

Gonna take a comfy loss of 500€ on AMC I guess, so I can sleep again. Will make it back eventually. Lesson learned. Rather have a normal, cozy blood pressure to trade other stuff.

[Anonymous No.27832412]

>>27832215
Life's too short to get stressed out all the time. Be a better friend to yourself.

[Anonymous No.27832481]

>>27820939
VOO is run by Vanguard but because it’s an ETF instead of a mutual fund you can buy it from any broker commission-free. Any broker worth using is commission-free now. Don’t use a meme broker like Robinhood. You can protect yourself against missing both the highs and lows by buying just a couple shares at a time. A day, a week, whatever. If you know for sure when the next market correction is, please share with the class. Because until then you’re missing out on the gains. VOO isn’t a get rich quick play. Buying at $300 vs. $315 vs. $285 won’t matter when it’s in the $400s years later. That’s what it’s for.

[Anonymous No.27832524]

>>27832185
you don't get dividends from holding options.

[Anonymous No.27832552]

The anime fags on the other general are so fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.27832640]

>>27832215
Why not just keep it faggot and forget about it

[Anonymous No.27832879]

>>27832412
thx for the kind words fren

>>27832640
The money currently in it would ride better on other stocks. Why hold something fot months with the hope for it to break even or go even lower, when I can break even in a week or two .

[Anonymous No.27832945]

>>27813543
where my 4U bros at?
they didn't listen. they NEVER listen.
>>27783546

[Anonymous No.27833025]

>>27831005
25 contracts from 373.88, placed four orders around there but only one got filled.. still a decent short though

[Anonymous No.27833089]

>Oh Jesus, he posted it again.
>Who needs this "rare earth" bullshit anyway, why won't he just sell UUUU and buy a guaranteed 123456789x mooner like MARA.

[Anonymous No.27833230]

>>27832945
Dear Respected Sirs.

Is last chance to board moontrain now sirs.

Please of presenting ticket now thank you sirs.

Goodbye Sirs.

[Anonymous No.27833266]

>>27833089
Who here took profits?
I'm 1k up do I tether it? I feel like stocks about to fuck things up again.

[Anonymous No.27833280]

>>27832552
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.27833285]

>>27832945
Feelin pretty good, only wish i hadn't sold off so many shares last week

[Anonymous No.27833448]

Got $1000 in my roth right now, cant contribute more for now. How can i grow it slowly but relatively safely without just holding SPY or bluechips? Im split between
>iron condors
and
>covered puts on ford

[Anonymous No.27833459]

>>27832945
got 700 shares right here.
yuuuup

[Anonymous No.27833491]

>>27833266
waiting for blood red day before buying anything.

[Anonymous No.27833580]

>>27832945
450 shares here
feelin' real comfy
almost sold but it would've been extremely painful

[Anonymous No.27833650]

>>27833491
nice, how long do you usually wait? I'm 2 weeks into this

[Anonymous No.27833660]

>>27833025
comfy

[Anonymous No.27833687]

>>27833580
>*vrrrrrt*
>*vrrrrrt*
>*vrrrrrt*

[Anonymous No.27833832]

>>27827796
Same but I kinda want a GF.

[Anonymous No.27833992]

>>27833832
you want a mother of your children, not a gf.
gfs are for modern numales

[Anonymous No.27834105]

>>27833491
Same. Need some cheapies.

>>27833992
No. I know I will get shit on for saying this but I do not want children. My genetics are inferior and I will only have children if I can genetically engineer them that plus world going down the shitter.

[Anonymous No.27834365]

>>27834105
sounds like cope, but it's a high IQ kind of cope

[Anonymous No.27834387]

>>27833089
based
>>27833230
I seemed to have covered my ticket in chutney from the train station samosa stand.
>>27833285
just gotta be patient with this one. has the lithium moon potential, IMO (PLL, LTHM, LAC, etc).
>>27833459
very comfy, indeed. that's 70k in a couple years, IMO.
>>27833491
based
>>27833580
$45k in at least 2 years time.
>>27833687
hello Mr. Chalmers. Happy holidays, indeed.

[Anonymous No.27834439]

>>27834105
>I know I will get shit on for saying this but I do not want children.
sounds based and high IQ to me, children are a fucking meme and just live as parasites that drain all your opportunity, money, health, and time from you

[Anonymous No.27834678]

>>27834439
>not wanting proof you had sex with someone
if you don't have a kid you can't prove to me you had sex.

[Anonymous No.27834683]

>>27832412
Man, look how fat he got. Poor guy. I wish he'd taken better care of himself.

[Anonymous No.27834792]

>>27834678
>wanting to give in to your smoothbrain instincts
real chads have evolved beyond that

[Anonymous No.27834945]

>>27834683
I wanna say he was contractually obligated to get bigger as the show went on. It was always a hot topic for Tony and it correlated with his slow descent into becoming an overall piece of shit. Shame that he didn't do anything about it after the finale.

[Anonymous No.27835118]

any promising pre pump pennies? need a 10x because reasons

[Anonymous No.27835198]

>>27814458
It was just hype and (mild) mass psychosis. People saw legit good traders like deepfuckingvalue and thought "hey this could be me!" despite being late to the party. Obviously no one will ever be honest and say he hoped to 100x his 200$ investment but deep down this is what people dreamed about. People who bought for 100 or less probably sold their shares for 3-4x gainz, the rest were FOMOd into buying anyway and told "yeah this is just the beginning!" by people just as dumb.
I'm not judging anyone since I was too blind/lazy to buy up until 200$. But I can understand the thought process. Money just makes people crazy.

[Anonymous No.27835218]

>>27834792
I am sorry to say I am not a chad then. I guess I will have to go on living with a literal clone of me more bad-ass with my guidance.

[Anonymous No.27835385]

5 DIGITS HERE WE FUCKIN GO

[Anonymous No.27835398]

>>27835198
Oh I judge super hard. people would have been better off seeing the train wreck from the booth box. Only idiots were willingly running down to the train as it was on its collision path

[Anonymous No.27835476]

Good day sirs.

[Anonymous No.27835629]

>>27833448
pls resbond

[Anonymous No.27835669]

>>27835198
i have less than 0 sympathy

[Anonymous No.27835826]

>>27835629
>>27833448
(you)

[Anonymous No.27835851]

>>27835398
Well, what do you expect from people who never spend time thinking about finance or stocks for their whole life? The average GME buyer has even less clues about finance the (pre hype) wsb poster, those people at least bought stocks, made mistakes before etc. For most of these guys GME was the first stock they ever invested in. The only people I judge are people retarded enough to put in any important amount of their life savings/other peoples money. But some retard spending 500$ on GME? It's a dumb mistake we all made with crypto at some point. Also I don't mean to attack you but it's always easy to say this in hindsight. 99% of this board was just as hyped and retarded as wsb last week. No one talked about how this might fail.

[Anonymous No.27835860]

>>27835629
look into ETF's that have a bright future like IRBO and ICLN

[Anonymous No.27836208]

did anyone else buy into the AQB meme? i lost a ton of money this week

[Anonymous No.27836282]

>>27835826
what does a girl sitting on your face even feel like

[Anonymous No.27836357]

>>27836208
no over $5 is too high

[Anonymous No.27836459]

which shares do i buy in nse

[Anonymous No.27836469]

>>27835851
>noone talked about how this might fail
There was all kinds of posters saying that GME is being squeezed and is over priced and etc. Sorry you FOMOd into a historical event; People need to take personal responsibility for their financing and any other excuse is just that, an excuse. It takes strong will and personality to survive the FUD and FOMO. To those who gambled their savings; fuck em, they got what they deserve. You don't look at a homeless man and think
>If someone just talked about how they might fail

[Anonymous No.27836553]

>>27836282
comfy

[Anonymous No.27836654]

>>27836208
Cost basis in the mid $8s not counting all the covered call premium I've farmed.
It's a promising company with some risk and a long term payout, if any. If you're impatient and not even sure what the company's future is about, maybe investing/trading isn't the job for you.

[Anonymous No.27836685]

>>27836459
NGGR

[Anonymous No.27836691]

CCL is breaking out, buy now for easy double up

[Anonymous No.27836709]

>>27825882
it's super common, and even more common in boomer stocks.

[Anonymous No.27836819]

just sold my first iron condor, no idea how to buy it back so lets just hope F crabs this week

[Anonymous No.27836831]

>>27824758
GENETICALLY
MODIFIED
GIGASALMON

[Anonymous No.27836918]

>>27835118
BOTY

[Anonymous No.27837063]

>>27836918
>BOTY
it went up 100% today. You might have a point

[Anonymous No.27837110]

>>27836685
they arent a listed company nigger

[Anonymous No.27837193]

>>27813543
>Made a broker account
>Put in 200 euros (I know, I know)
>Too scared/paranoid to use it on ANYTHING
goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.27837233]

>>27837110
very uncomfy fren

[Anonymous No.27837328]

>he doesn't own shares in $PENISK

[Anonymous No.27837390]

>>27837193
just be conservative and buy 5 shares of something you like and have fun on the oooooo-aaaaaaa train. Literally just buy into a company that you enjoy and do fundamentals later. Experience is the best teacher.

[Anonymous No.27837509]

>>27837193
just short GME it's free money

[Anonymous No.27837540]

Sold my DKNG after a very solid week. Now to figure out what to spend on for the next short-term play.

[Anonymous No.27837704]

>>27837540
Also debating the same. Thinking of selling before this weekend and buying in next Monday/Tuesday after the small dip from everyone else taking profits, too.

[Anonymous No.27837863]

>>27837704
>>27837540
If you have the balls then this market is absolutely perfect for shorting.

[Anonymous No.27837915]

>>27837863
They could get burnt.

[Anonymous No.27837937]

/Cmg/ be my witness: I hereby declare I'm done with AMD.
I tried my best , but this clown market doesn't appreciate reasoning nor follow any resemblance of logic.
As soon as I'm even I'll move it to TSM

[Anonymous No.27838038]

>>27837937
I bought 100 shares of tsm at 124, should i just say fuck it and buy 100 more?

[Anonymous No.27838039]

>>27837937
Just be patient. Give it a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.27838060]

>>27837937
>pulling out of one of the most secure long-term stocks on the market
weak

[Anonymous No.27838076]

>>27837328
youre not penisk material

[Anonymous No.27838199]

BOTY chads rise up!

[Anonymous No.27838265]

>>27837937
AMD is comfy, don't do it.(unless you have to, then it is ok. We just want you to be save and sound ok?)

[Anonymous No.27838330]

>>27837937
Bet it moons on Monday now

[Anonymous No.27838349]

>>27837863
This >>27837915. I don't mind taking short term profits, but this market has had retard strength for a year. I'm not going to bet against it yet, and sitting out a day or so every now and then after a good run up doesn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.27838375]

Attention to all Sirs.

UUUU moontrain ahs departed station thank you.

[Anonymous No.27838427]

>>27837390
I wanted to try ETFs, but I thought it would be a few funds... instead there's literal thousands.

[Anonymous No.27838435]

>sell my biggest crab UUUU at its peak from 3 weeks ago, 4.48
>Lock in a decent profit, since my average was 3.95
>immediately skyrockets 4.85, hitting new ATH
You're all welcome

[Anonymous No.27838456]

>>27814458
EvErYtHiNg iS a CoNsPiRaCy

[Anonymous No.27838490]

>>27833448
Buy emerging market stocks
Commodity boom due to money printing and Chinese century
VWO is 3x the S&P this year already and tied last year

[Anonymous No.27838534]

>>27838435
my brother sold his UUUU yesterday after it crabbing downwards for days

[Anonymous No.27838579]

>>27838435
Your journey will be dangerous, take one of these.

[Anonymous No.27838609]

>>27825170
Thank you for the gains.

[Anonymous No.27838632]

>it's another "zoomers don't know what consolidation is" episode
getting real tired of these

[Anonymous No.27838664]

Anyone else use QYLD as a high yield savings account?

[Anonymous No.27838674]

ALPP despite pumping today should be a good buy. Their call today confirmed they are uplisting to NASDAQ within a week or two weeks at worst.

[Anonymous No.27838736]

>>27838375
>missed another one

[Anonymous No.27838738]

>>27838199
Was using BOTY to double my money for a bit, but I'm really wishing I held on to a few hundred thousand shares now

[Anonymous No.27838748]

>>27838534
I'll buy back in later, was just trying to swing it again
But I am not sure what the new floor is
>>27838579
I'll be back but dear god I can't help but feel I've been bogged
>HE SOLD? PUMP EET
almost immediately

[Anonymous No.27838753]

>>27838490
I've been looking into emerging markets, as I've been reading analyst reports indicating that they're due to see phenomenal growth this decade. Got any localized EMs you're looking into, or sticking with a global ex US fund for now?

[Anonymous No.27838865]

LB for Valentine's Day week?

[Anonymous No.27838955]

>>27818159
I sold at 0.8 during the summer pump. Never forget.

[Anonymous No.27838957]

>>27838738
you think itll go up monday?

[Anonymous No.27838972]

>>27818230
> he's comfy. Pump it.

[Anonymous No.27839184]

>>27837509
That seems awfully risky with WSB trying to pump it up constantly.

[Anonymous No.27839200]

>>27838076
Kek

[Anonymous No.27839302]

>>27838039
>>27838060
>>27838265
Ok frens, I'll give it one more chance just because of you.

[Anonymous No.27839326]

>>27839184
>he still thinks WSB drives this stock

[Anonymous No.27839351]

>>27838664
Not a bad idea, but I'm in SPHD because it gives some capital appreciation as well.

[Anonymous No.27839457]

>>27838957
No clue, but I'm going to try to channel my energy into it over the weekend and manifest a dip so i can buy back in

[Anonymous No.27839503]

>>27839326
They literally have thousands on that platform alone trying to up it, I'm sure there's some other ecosystems on the internet doing the same. All I'm saying it seems awfully risky.

[Anonymous No.27839511]

Wrote a bot that tells me what coins show indicators they are starting to pump, currently holding FOR which it indicated and it's been pretty good, there was a sale at 110 so perhaps there is another 10% growth in this thing
https://cryptowat.ch/charts/BINANCE:FOR-BTC

[Anonymous No.27839557]

>>27839302
I'm holding AMD on X5 leverage and hoping it goes back to the comfy $94 it was crabbing at.

[Anonymous No.27839593]

>>27839503
then you have no concept of risk.
if you're buying GME at this point you're beyond retarded

[Anonymous No.27839623]

>>27838076
>Well bear in mind that I am in the smaller office.

[Anonymous No.27839720]

>>27839503
of course it's stupidly risky. i wouldnt touch gme at all

[Anonymous No.27839751]

>>27832481
no

[Anonymous No.27839754]

>>27839511
Fuck I hope this bot does me well. If this goes well I'll definitely refine it allowing filters and such, at the moment it's just quickly listing off coins that have risen a small but fast amount indicating perhaps the start of a pump.

[Anonymous No.27839767]

I'm considering the balls to the wall move to take out a 401k loan for a bunch of btc and eth.

I could cover that until next year. Dollar crashing harder and harder. Crypto going up. Hmmmm...

[Anonymous No.27839863]

>>27839754
Got in 0.84 and it's up to 0.102 atm so it's fucking working. I just want 0.108/0.110 and I'm out.

[Anonymous No.27839875]

>>27838753
Just vanguard VWO and iShares Emerging Asia ETF. I don't pick individual stocks

[Anonymous No.27839915]

Holding about 50% cash now in case shit goes down. Rate the bags I am holding:
ACEV
MMEDF
SPY

[Anonymous No.27840009]

>>27839863
UP 0.105 FUCK YEAH THIS BOT ROCKS. Okay, refining it into actually having a GUI and shit then I'll post it here.

[Anonymous No.27840042]

Nice comfy thread friends, 5 hours and still going is the perfect rate.

I bought BB puts a few days ago to dip my toes into options, it's not going as well as planned.

Do you have any plays for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.27840068]

STOP PUMPING SNDL IM GOING TO GET ASSIGNED REEEEE

[Anonymous No.27840268]

>>27838865
NAKD, bro, NAKD

[Anonymous No.27840319]

$UUUU

[Anonymous No.27840808]

>>27840009
0.114. All hail this fucking bot. Awesome.

[Anonymous No.27841017]

What's a red ETF that I can pump some money into today and hold a while?

[Anonymous No.27841019]

>>27840808
Why test it in cmg tho.

[Anonymous No.27841054]

>>27839302
weak willed nigger faggot, kys

[Anonymous No.27841088]

>>27840808
intradasting

[Anonymous No.27841208]

>>27840808
assume youre not going to post the github right

[Anonymous No.27841232]

>>27841017
Define "a while." For some people on here that means 24 hours...

[Anonymous No.27841340]

>>27813543
Feeling comfy about DBX today. Anyone know why it's poppin off?

[Anonymous No.27841506]

>>27836469
I get your point but didn't mean that someone here should have helped them. Most buyers wouldnt have listened anyway. I was just trying to say that most people here were also blinded by the hype and FOMO, it's easy to have a smart opinion about it now that it's over.

[Anonymous No.27841512]

>>27841232
Pfft, I hold my stocks for at least a week thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.27841731]

>>27841232
A couple weeks, maybe a month. Long enough for me to buy it and mostly forget about it

[Anonymous No.27842031]

>>27835851
>No one talked about how this might fail.
Literally everyone was saying it's dangerous to buy a pumped stock. The retard just kept saying "LOL FUCK OFF MELVIN". I mean okay, lose money if you wish.
What noone expected (at least I didn't read about it anywhere) was the liquidity problem at RH and its clearinghouse, and the subsequent trade halt.

[Anonymous No.27842204]

>>27841208
https://pastebin.com/2cUG9KgE
Here you go bro.

[Anonymous No.27842435]

Just want to share something I found for the BB fangirls:

The following car manufacturers are the biggest in the world:
>Toyota
ditched QNX for AML (Linux).
>Volkswagen
ditched QNX and develops vw.os (Linux), which will be implemented across all Volkswagens, Audis and Porsches. Other car manufacturers, which are part of the VW group, that is Skoda, Seat, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Skania, MAN etc. are not confirmed so far, but I'm sure they will follow.
>Daimler
ditched QNX for MBUX (Linux). Although the term MBUX seems to refer to more than just the OS. every new Mercedes build since 2018 comes with MBUX instead of QNX.
>Ford
just dropped QNX this week and will use Google's Android instead.
>Honda
seems to stay with QNX.
>BMW
ditched QNX and uses iDrive (Linux), although it seems that QNX is still working under the hood.
>GM
ditched QNX a few years ago and uses, just like Ford, Android.

[Anonymous No.27842472]

>>27842204
it's set to private, but if you actually meant to post it i appreciate the sentiment

[Anonymous No.27842546]

SNDL to 2 bucks baby let's go

[Anonymous No.27842579]

>>27842435
Any news on the AAPL-Hyundai deal?

[Anonymous No.27842787]

>>27842435
Wasn't the excitement because of the implementation with Amazon though?

[Anonymous No.27842814]

why is ACEV shilled so much yet it doesnt move?

[Anonymous No.27842880]

>>27842787
If noone uses QNX, noone will use IVY either. Also this just shows that OEMs tend to roll their own software, all the waay to the OS. They roll their own cloud shit for sure.

[Anonymous No.27842885]

any reason SPCE won't take us all to the moon?

[Anonymous No.27843045]

>>27842814
IMHO because of its value on the long run, whereas SPAC gamblers look for those nonsense immediate EV gains
>60 taken a few days back

[Anonymous No.27843194]

Comfy long term holds?

[Anonymous No.27843225]

>>27813543

oooooooohhh yyyyyyyyyyesssss, feeling this tonight
>cold weather night
>not going out to bars (uni fag here)
>gf is at a bday party
>have /biz/ up on my laptop
>some whisky on ice
>minecraft on playstation 5 with the boys all night long
>soothing minecraft music and fighting the enderdragon tonight boys feeling good
feeling so good

[Anonymous No.27843231]

>>27842472
Apparently pending moderation.

[Anonymous No.27843329]

>>27843225
your girlfriend is getting drunk and railed by 6 guys at once at a party while you play minecraft on a playstation 5

[Anonymous No.27843377]

>>27842814
it's a spac, wait for the news for the next leg up. youre in on basically the ground floor if you buy between 10-11

[Anonymous No.27843851]

>>27843329
chapo check

[Anonymous No.27843871]

>>27842814
Maybe because the combined net worth of /smg/ is less than 7 figures.

It makes zero sense to try to pump something here. Especially when you can get a front page upvoted post on leddit for sub $100

[Anonymous No.27844101]

>>27843871
theres a guy with 8 figures that browses these threads friendo, and at least 2 7 figgies

[Anonymous No.27844135]

What's the best cute and funny stock?

[Anonymous No.27844161]

Bought in January 2020
Mistake to sell now? It's a solar company.

[Anonymous No.27844190]

>>27828682
yeah :(

[Anonymous No.27844250]

>>27844161
pic related because I'm a retard

[Anonymous No.27844263]

>>27844101
Ya, I know, I'm just memeing. I'd imagine those guys will not buy into retarded shilling tho.

[Anonymous No.27844370]

>>27844263
yeah we definitely dont pump anything. the most we could plausibly do is shill to reddit or the rest of this board but we dont really have much power
ACEV is a rock solid spac though sirs

[Anonymous No.27844410]

>>27843871
sorry, bad wording on my part. i meant more like 'why is it such a highly talked about stock when it barely moves', not 'it gets shilled so much, it should be pumping'

>>27844135
BBW

[Anonymous No.27844444]

>>27844135
Why, it's UTZ of course!

[Anonymous No.27844523]

>>27842885
Company fundamentals?

[Anonymous No.27844601]

>>27844444
Like the chips?

[Anonymous No.27844695]

>>27844410
>>27844370
Dunno, I've only seen a sinlge Jahy poster actually shilling it, and a few people posting "I bought" (which is leddit-level nonsense and I usually consider it BS).
It's just an everyday spac with no catalyst. Their merge target does not look like pump-worthy enough (as opposed to CCIV in the rumour phase) to make me put money into that crabfest. Opportunity cost is cost.

[Anonymous No.27844824]

>>27844601
Exactly the chips

[Anonymous No.27845064]

>>27844695
>Achronix, a semiconductor company, is merging with Ace Convergence Acquisition (NASDAQ: ACEV). The deal values Achronix at an enterprise value of $1.76 billion. The company is expected to see revenue of $157.6 million in fiscal 2021, representing year-over-year growth of 50%. Achronix has a backlog of $160 million worth of deals and $1.1 billion in identified pipeline opportunities.

>$1.76 billion evaluation
>currently has <$400 million market cap
>ground floor of a spac
that's an easy zero risk buy

[Anonymous No.27845581]

new bread
>>>27845517
>>>27845517
>>>27845517

[Anonymous No.27845657]

>>27845581
oh god im no good at this

[Anonymous No.27845680]

I'm sat on an 80% profit from CCIV but I'm being a greedy little piggy and holding out for more. I'm going to get slaughtered and I know it.

[Anonymous No.27845752]

>>27844250
I'd stay in there at least as long as it stays above the meme line from July onward. Put some moving averages on there, too, wouldja?

[Anonymous No.27846093]

>>27844824
I think the crab seasoning flavor. The store by me only carries it sometimes.