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*ting ting ting*
*ahem*
I have an important announcement to make regarding the subject of business & finance. Please gather round and enjoy a complimentary drink while you wait.

>> No.27802981

>>27802779
Hello my good sir.

>> No.27803033

this is gonna be good

>> No.27803106

>>27802779
DO YOU HAVE YOUR RESERVATION. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FINANCE IF YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT DOESN'T REQUIRE A RESERVATION

>> No.27803290
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27803290

>>27803106
Well friend, we have in fact booked a HIGHLY exclusive location for this meeting.

Stay tuned, gentlemen.

>> No.27803521

>>27803290
Prepped, Sir.

>> No.27803621

where's my seat.. oh right here.
alright OP, bring it

>> No.27803647

Wtf is this make the announcement already I'm a busy man

>> No.27803698
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27803698

>>27802779
Recovering alcoholic here, just coffee for me thanks

>> No.27803732

Did I make it in time? Hello! Is the show still on?

>> No.27803749
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>>27802779
This better be good, Anon.

>> No.27803763
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27803763

>>27803290
FUCK OP
FUCK THIS THREAD
FUCK YOUR RACISM
FUCK YOUR SEXISM
FUCK YOUR VIRGINITY
GET LAID AND STOP SPAMMING THESE SHITTY THREADS

>> No.27803785

I'm just here for the free drinks

>> No.27803808

my my, I hope I made it in time. Wouldn't want to be late for YOUR announcements, good sir.

>> No.27803822

>>27803763
LET THE MAN SPEAK

>> No.27803850

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Ah, that's some good cider.

>> No.27803853
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27803853

>>27802779
Awaiting your announcement patiently.

>>27803763
You may leave now, you're being extremely rude.

>> No.27803871
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27803871

>>27803647
Just a moment, friend. We're still waiting for some of our most esteemed guests to return from the beach. The waves have been excellent today, if I may say so myself.

>> No.27803898
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27803898

My patience is wearing thin..

>> No.27803959
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>>27803763
Don't you get tired of preaching your bullshit on an anonymous Taiwanese rice farming forum? Nobody cares loser

>> No.27803981

>>27803871
Hear hear, dear fellow. Thank you for waiting, it’s been a splendid day on the water. Now I’m settling in with some bacon-wrapped scallops and an ice cold beer, awaiting your announcement

>> No.27804040

Thank you good sir, I will await your announcement.

The floor is yours.

>> No.27804068

>>27802779
OP, I am waiting for a while now. This better be good!

>> No.27804102

>>27802779
Whites are amazing. Yes, I have a beauty bias.

>> No.27804135
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>>27803763
YOOOOOOO NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>27803822
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO SAY
>>27803853
NO I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. I'M TAKING A STAND
>>27803959
I CARE SO IT MATTERS. FUCK YOU AND FUCK OP

>> No.27804231
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27804231

Thank you all for attending, gentlemen. I know your time is precious, so I'll keep it short.

Let's have a conversation about SURF. This coin doubled in value after 1 day of marketing. This is before any ad buys, before the YouTube shills, before the horde of jeets and discord trannies have sunk in their teeth. The token itself has been engineered to pump - a dozen different sources of lock, burn, and buy pressure are going to be rolled out all at once. And then there’s the supply squeeze. Only 20% of the supply is circulating, the rest is locked or in liquidity. This thing is set to explode.

Add on top of this all the innovation coming over the next few months - stablecoin borrowing, synthetic assets, options trading - on TOP of the big treasury of community funds that will be getting put into revenue-bearing investments.

Then there’s the safety of the Whirlpool itself. Even if all these retards decided to jump ship and unstake, if you’re in the pool you’ll get a fuckton of divs and you can just sell them into the pool of locked liquidity. It’s literally designed so stakers can’t get fucked down to zero.

You are still early. Massively early. Once this thing gets rolling it’s gonna blow up, and then it’ll just be waves forever, getting higher and higher. Buy SURF.

We will likely be doing a community AMA in the Discord tomorrow evening. Probably about 10pm EST. Don't forget to tune in, good fellows.

https://surf.finance/community

>> No.27804275

>>27804231
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>> No.27804294

So many are talking about Baex(#baex) now, but I started using the platform just today. Can defi binary projects be legit and transparent? Because this one looks nice with yahoo finance quotes source, a mathematical algorithm. There are too many stock indices as for me, hard to choose what to use

>> No.27804329

>>27804231
a STANDING ovation sir, very well done indeed. I shall have to buy this coin immediately after having sex with this coconut

>> No.27804330
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>>27803763
please step this way sir, we're going for a little "walk"

>> No.27804338

>>27804231
Didn't even say fuck jannies. Terrible presentation

>> No.27804354

>>27804231
>>27804159
i'm glad our pet nignog is taking a stand against pajeet shills. maybe monkeys aren't all bad after all

>> No.27804380

>>27804231
Based surfer shill

>> No.27804381

>>27803698
baste

>> No.27804430

>>27804231
BAAASTE
>>27804275
kike on suicide watch

>> No.27804478

>>27804231
Where would one acquire such a coin, in Australia of course, good sir?

>> No.27804494

>>27804231
very well OP, I shall look into the coin you praise so highly. however, i am taken aback. say you nothing of the ghoulish custodians that haunt this fine establishment?

>> No.27804516
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>>27804231
>tf no fuck niggers
>tf no fuck kikes
>tf no fuck jannies

>> No.27804553
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>>27804231
>>27804294
>>27804329
>>27804430
>>27804478
Wow it's actually a shill thread. This is even worse

>> No.27804620
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27804620

>>27804338
>>27804494
>>27804516
Friends, friends... Forgive me. I mistakenly asusmed that the exclusive company I've gathered around me didn't require the obvious to be stated. Traditions must be respected.

*ahem*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.27804670

>>27804620
Whew, m8. I was just about to dial the president of the NWO. You're off the hook.
For now.

>> No.27804677

>>27804620
Alright I'm buying now. Really, though, never forget. Most important part of any /biz/ presentation

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>>27804231
>Not ending it with "Fuck Jannies"

That's a sell flag.

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27804705

OP IS A GIANT FAGGOT

>> No.27804721

>>27804553
I'm not a shill I'm a degenerate gambler whos willing to risk $500 for a quick x5

>> No.27804791
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27804791

>>27804478
Where else but Uniswap, my dear fellow?

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xEa319e87Cf06203DAe107Dd8E5672175e3Ee976c

And remember: a tidal wave is coming the 14th of February. Get your surfboards ready.

>> No.27804840

>>27802779
A glass of wine please
Go on, anon.

>> No.27805014

>>27804840
Sir I believe the room has vacated, they are have moved to the clubhouse by the course, there is a vendor there selling SURF

>> No.27805027

>>27804620
Excellent recovery, sir. Are there any further announcements?

>> No.27805030

>>27804840


Bit late shagger

>> No.27805098

Too late i already got in yesterday faggot

>> No.27805183

>>27804231
based

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>>27805027
That's it for now, friend. Grab your towel and get comfy.

>> No.27805509

I bought 5k worth due to mention of the AMA, ere is hoping im not too fucked. decided to trade out of REEF for now

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27805893

am i too late?

>> No.27806296
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>>27805893
It's never too late to get your hands on a bit of SURF, friend. Don't forget to join the Discord to listen in on the upcoming AMA.

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>>27806296
i-its not on binance

>> No.27807604

>>27806339
Ah my dear chap, you can find it on Uniswap

>> No.27807805

This AMA coming up in 16 hours or so is gonna pump the price so hard. Can't wait to hear Proof's sexy voice again

>> No.27808249

>>27807805
What the fuck? Do it a few hours earlier for us europoors

>> No.27808554
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27808554

*ring ring*

*ring ring*

>> No.27808685

>>27804791
Fees too high

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>>27808249