Another day working from home

[Anonymous No.27800837]

Doing absolutely nothing

47 mins in ive yet to do a single thing for my employer.
Thinking about watching some Stargate SG-1 later

[Anonymous No.27801172]

Good job sir! You've earned this break.

[Anonymous No.27801218]

Who here /on the clock/?

[Anonymous No.27801223]

>>27800837
>Work from home
>Slept in till 2pm

[Anonymous No.27801252]

>>27800837
Well in lad

[Anonymous No.27801277]

>>27800837
GLOWING
NORMIE
NIGGER
FROG
spammer

[Anonymous No.27801397]

>>27801277
Hi newfaggot

[Anonymous No.27802331]

>>27800837
All my uni years spent worrying what I would do after I graduated, worried about a life of corporate wageslavery. I don't know how it happened, perhaps it was destiny, but in 2018 made it into one of the comfiest jobs ever right out of uni. I have never stepped foot in an office, and I now I never will.

I shed a tear for our fellow wagies who will never know work day so comfortable, of a day spent wrapped in a warm blanket, your kot by your side, listening to the most kino tunes, shitposting with the anons, and collecting a fat paycheck to top it off. God bless modern society

[Anonymous No.27802553]

I spent the afternoon watching cricket and drinking beer. Gotta love 'work' from home.

[Anonymous No.27802576]

This

[Anonymous No.27802645]

When the productivity reports come in you’ll be made redundant senpai. Enjoy it while it lasts. I’ve seen it happen many times. Hope it doesn’t happen to you fren but be realistic do you think shekelberg would let you skip wageslaving every minute of the day?

[Anonymous No.27802728]

>>27802645
>Productivity report

[Anonymous No.27802732]

>>27802645
NNOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SLACK OFFERINO AT WORKERINO!!

MR GOLDSTEIN SAYS THAT SLACKERS WILL BE PUNISHED!!

[Anonymous No.27802781]

>boss started joking about slacking off in WFH
>realise the old hags trying to catch me off guard and make me play along and admit I'm doing absolutely nothing
nice try, I must have passed the 6 figure mark doing jack shit. Thank you Mr Rona, never end.

[Anonymous No.27802859]

>>27802781
That is what is so based about this whole thing. The world continues on, businesses still make money, and I am doing fuck all, every day. This goes to show that working in an office is 90 percent pretending to be busy.

Boomers need the control that's why they keep pushing us back into the office, but I won't do it Goldstein. I will not make you rich.

[Anonymous No.27803021]

What jobs are you guys doing where you can slack off so much?

I have been able to do a lot less since working from home but there’s still a bare minimum of work I have to get done it usually takes me about half the day and I can chill the rest of it. How can you be doing literally no work? Surely you have some responsibilities?

[Anonymous No.27803048]

>>27800837
Cheers Kings.
I am doing one phonecall every day for last 6 months and get paid top 10% salary.

[Anonymous No.27803103]

Based lazy ant.

[Anonymous No.27803167]

>>27800837
Currently taking a shit during a team meeting.

[Anonymous No.27803245]

Never had a job in my 30s, no formal education, highschool drop out

Is it even possible for me to get a nice comfy job like you guys have? or should i just stay on autismbux for life and invest my bux into crypto and hope my crypto booms to the point where I have enough to buy a house in cash etc

[Anonymous No.27803279]

>>27802331
What do you do?
>>27802645
Lmao what productivity report?
Fuck off noseberg

[Anonymous No.27803319]

>>27803245
Be careful, earn too much and your neetbux get cut off.

[Sodomized No.27803339]

>>27800837
>Thinking about watching some Stargate SG-1 later
totally based mate cheers

[Anonymous No.27803358]

>>27803245
You could try erotic entertainment, then invest your yields in high value defi btc condom wrappers

[Anonymous No.27803406]

How do you secure a comfy WFH job?
I'm currently doing bitch work for the government but it's all in the office

[Anonymous No.27803412]

>6 figure IT job
>WFH for almost a year now
>average 3-4 hours of actual work a WEEK
>Zoom meeting with boss once every quarter
>Tells me how great I’m doing

T-Thanks...

[Anonymous No.27803440]

>>27803339
Goa'uld tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.27803504]

>>27802645
>productivity reports
I've never had a "performance review" that wasn't me sitting down with a manager , bantering for 30 minutes and receiving amazing feedback. They're only a formality to put the retards on the office into PIP's so we can fire them and hire someone more fun to work with.

Try working in an environment that actually values you

[Sodomized No.27803525]

>>27803440
must be nice

[Anonymous No.27803554]

>>27800837
>sg-1
kino

[Anonymous No.27803612]

>>27803406
get an IT job

[Anonymous No.27803731]

10:50 and still in bed
I just want to sleep

[Anonymous No.27803772]

>had a job at macdongal, the fuckers pretty much fired me the moment i said i couldn't do their 5pm-2am closing shifts because of school( i would do like 5 nights of closing shift while still going to school the very next morning)
>got a job at panera bread, it was fine i was just a dishwasher but then they forced critical race theory lessons after george floyd OD'd under a cop's knee. GTFO of there the moment I got another job
>got hired for a seasonal spot at UPS. I got pretty good at the job itself but despite my neet sleep cycle i couldn't keep up with the shifts. Was late too many times and i was laid off once the season was over

now I do doordash and it's honestly one of the comfiest jobs I've had (if you'd call that a job) I only work during peak pay hours to ensure worthy profits. Plug into aux and just drive throughout the evening picking up and dropping off food to the nearby college students in my area, super easy. I even make about the same as I would at UPS(not including the benefits, just pay) with less effort

But it's not comfy enough bros. How do i get a comfy job? i want to neet and make money and doordash has been the closest I've had to just chilling while earning money, since it's so similar to just taking an comfy evening drive with some nice tunes. what do I do?

[Anonymous No.27803773]

[Anonymous No.27803891]

>>27803279
Software engineer

[Anonymous No.27803902]

>BASED
You deserve to be spoon fed on $ALEPH you godly thing

[Anonymous No.27803910]

>>27800837
>Thinking about watching some Stargate SG-1 later
Heckin BASED!
I'm gonna bake some bread later on. I suck at baking, but I'm trying to force myself to get better by only making my own and finishing it regardless of how bad it turns out.

[Anonymous No.27803989]

>>27800837
Last day at helljob today. I’m not even responding to IMs or attending standups anymore.

[Anonymous No.27804065]

>>27800837
>wfh
>sleep in till 11 AM
>take a cheeky afternoon nap
life is good fellow kings

[Anonymous No.27804076]

>>27803412
You have made it.

[Anonymous No.27804103]

Did half an hour of work this morning so I have something to talk about in our stand up, then it’s getting high and reading until lunch

[Anonymous No.27804158]

I made a quick powerpoint presentation, time for a long break

[Anonymous No.27804162]

>>27803989
>attending standups
What's a standup?

[Anonymous No.27804215]

>>27803412
Same here. I'm just afraid it'll all end soon when this clown economy collapses once people realize that 90% of office jobs are useless busywork

My mailman has made more impact on society than me despite earning 20% of my salary

[Anonymous No.27804235]

>>27804162
A daily 10-30 minute meeting where 3-6 people say some words about what they did in the last 24 hours and what they’ll do in the next 24.
It’s mostly for making up shit to sound productive and for brown nosing types to suck cock.

[Anonymous No.27804266]

>>27804162
The opposite of a sitdown

[Anonymous No.27804321]

>>27803412
Well maybe you are doing great. Quality over quantity, etc

[Anonymous No.27804325]

A toast! A toast to the comfiest thread on /biz/!


Morning gents. One hour into the day and all I've done is send a "thank god it's Friday" gif to the team chat. Time for a break me thinks.

[Anonymous No.27804427]

>>27800837
>got promoted at work for almost 50% more pay
>responsibilities made me need to do at least 14hr workday for the past 6 weeks
>need to make sure those under me don't fuck up, and those above me get their dick sucked

The money isn't fucking worth middle management lads. I'm a constant ball of stress and cry at least three time a week. I go through a bottle of jack's and morgan every week and haven't seen my mom since the week before christmas. I go to sleep at 5 am and wake up at 11, hoping when I wake up I have a fever so I can take the day off.

Everyday I see my friends, with lesser paying jobs, on discord playing league or valorant or whatever the fuck, while I'm just fucking halfway through my workday at 10pm, and I resent them for it.

[Anonymous No.27804446]

>>27800837
>just got a job as a field geologist for gold mining co in north australia
>basically paid to go 4x4 camping
>was my dream job
>but now i just want to be comfy with my part time poorfag job trading shitcoins in my little tropical beach town with my swarthy south american roastie gf

[Anonymous No.27804513]

>>27804427
Lol I haven’t seen my mother since the bush administration, man up faggot

[Anonymous No.27804524]

>>27804325
A toast I say! To the wagies that put in backbreaking work while we do absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.27804566]

>>27804513
Visit your mother if you want fuck

[Anonymous No.27804582]

>>27804427
>wahh i have to do hard work because i get paid almost six figures a year if not six figures a year
>wahh after this job i'm gonna have a lot of good things to put on my resume because i was baptized in fire

suck it up buttercup, enjoy the money, learn to take a breather once in a while.

[Anonymous No.27804739]

>>27800837
>it's 4am
>gonna take a nap then clock in in 4 hours
>my day will be 20-30 minutes of emails
>maybe a 15-20 minute phone call
>clock out at 2pm because it's friday
>chilling with cool music, sipping coffee, eating snacks
>going to work out in my home gym in the basement
>making six figures

Cheers folks.

[Anonymous No.27804948]

These valuation reports can wait a little longer, feel like a few games of AoE2 first

[Anonymous No.27805081]

>>27800837
Dangerously based.
+2 hours here and not a single fuck was given.

[Anonymous No.27805142]

I ordered some breakfast and gonna watch Terrace House now.

[Anonymous No.27805251]

>>27803167
based meeting shitter

[Anonymous No.27805323]

>>27800837
Instead of actually working I decided to have some fun today.

https://voca.ro/1ooRo8227L5B

Just sent a few emails, "overseeing" deployment to client's systems and enjoying the comfy work from home life.

[Anonymous No.27805349]

>>27803772
Based dasherbro. It could be better, but listening to music all day while getting paid is comfyzone

[Anonymous No.27805352]

>>27800837
Based, watching anime all day myself

[Anonymous No.27805394]

>>27800837
Based SG-1 watcher. Been watching it and Atlantis alternating by release date so the crossovers line up, all around good time.

[Anonymous No.27805433]

>>27800837
Gigabased anon, I'm doing the same

[Anonymous No.27805500]

>>27803772
Thank you doordash bro for delivering my tendies as I work from home.
I always make sure to tip you guys in cash, doing a great service to us work from home frens.

If you want a truly comfy job it has to be something you can do from home so it has to be something IT related or that can be done from a computer, like trading or usually managerial positions.

[Anonymous No.27805690]

>>27804948
>These valuation reports can wait a little longer, feel like a few games of AoE2 first
dude that sounds comfy as hell. I will download that game on this brand new pc i bought with the money my employer has given me for doing absolutely nothing all day

[Anonymous No.27805703]

>>27805394
Ah yes the optimal viewing experience
I had resigned myself to doing 20 minutes of work today, but I suppose it can wait. I believe it's time for a we watch

[Anonymous No.27805710]

>>27803772
>fail at every braindead wageslave job
>HOW DOES I GETS A COMF JERB BRUHS?

[Anonymous No.27805784]

>>27804235
That seems incredibly nosy. My boss would never ask anyone what they did outside of work because we all know everyone is either addicted to drugs or alcohol.

[Anonymous No.27805849]

Just got an atta' boy from the CTO. Little does he know I've worked a total of two hours in two weeks. 120k salary

[Anonymous No.27805871]

>>27804446
breedable af

[Anonymous No.27805889]

>>27805703
When it’s surrounded by 5 other monitors with charts I don’t see how it could be. Blessed be your holdings, anon.

[Anonymous No.27805907]

>Cleared out board for this sprint
>Pushed all defects back to tester because "lol can't reproduce"
>Now working on "backlog" which is my steam backlog

Giga ultra comfy lads, time for another coffee.

[Anonymous No.27806677]

Literally just got off the phone with my manager - 10% pay rise in the bag boys. I never EVER want the pandemic to end!!!!

[Anonymous No.27806713]

>>27806677
What happens when the pandemic ends?
My company doesn't even have offices anymore, but I'm scared the boomers will want to reopen them in a new location.

[Anonymous No.27806736]

Watching SG-1 is about as BASED as it gets.

[Anonymous No.27806781]

>>27806713
We have been told we can choose to return to the office if we want once the pandemic is over. That's gonna be a no from be dawg.

[Anonymous No.27806851]

>>27805907
>look at a bug for a total of 5 minutes
>oh this is outside what we do, take it to this other team

[Anonymous No.27806862]

>>27806781
Yeah, I actually rejected a couple of higher paying job offers because they wanted me to be at the office instead of working from home.
I never wanna go back.

[Anonymous No.27806860]

>>27806713
My company has such an old school mindset to wfh, they think everyone will just sit around at home and do nothing (which is true). It was heavily implied that they wanted me to stay in the office but I bullshitted I was scared of the virus.The second the coof is over I am going to be dragged back in.

[Anonymous No.27806914]

>>27805690
Good choice bro. Despite being 20 years old, the game is more alive than ever and the definitive edition doesn't even need a powerful PC to run on

[Anonymous No.27806957]

>>27806862
Plus you have to factor in the cost of commuting if your office is in the city. For me I would only consider going back to an office environment if they paid me an extra £1,000 per month.

[Anonymous No.27807101]

>>27805784
Noooo only what we’ve done in the past day for work, not outside of it lol. Like “yesterday I finished fixing X bug, there a merge request in Y for it, today I’m going to build out feature Z”.

[Anonymous No.27807134]

>>27806957
I live in the city but I'm seriously considering moving back to my hometown and paying 1/3rd of my rent and pocketing the rest.
Commute is easily the worst part about working at an office. It's not just 8 hours of work, it's those 8 hours plus the 1-2 hours you need in the morning to get ready for work, then the commute, and then back home.
What is supposed to be 8 hours of work is more like 12 to 14 hours that you don't have free time, if you have to sleep about 8 hours that leaves a very small number.
It's honestly inhuman to live like this. How do the wagies not revolt?

[Anonymous No.27807196]

>>27805323
Hahahaah lmao that vocaroo

[Anonymous No.27807219]

>>27800837
Good day kings. Did 30 min of work this morning, and had a 1 hour meeting. Think that's me for the day. Time to sit back and relax

[Anonymous No.27807221]

>>27807134
It's a pretty miserable existence. Especially for wagies who can't afford to live in city centres or in nice suburbs and end up being stuck renting in jogger neighbourhoods. I've been working from home since I graduated and still living with parents and it's pretty cozy ngl

[Anonymous No.27807243]

On an internship between my University years. My job is answering emails and occasionally writing a research document [with information easily accessible from websites or Wikipedia].

I've only just woken up, almost midday.

[Anonymous No.27807290]

>>27803772
if you're not capable of holding a job literally designed to be done by braindead NPCs, you have no hope of holding a cushy job. Despite people shitposting in these threads you need to at the very least be capable of pretending you're competent

Get your shit together and get on the grind if you want to improve your life conditions, but realize it's a long term process.

[Anonymous No.27807305]

>>27801277
checked.

[Anonymous No.27807358]

I would rather work 6 hours than have a IT job desu

[Anonymous No.27807400]

>>27807196
I had way too much fun recording it.

>>27807221
Pretty lucky, I did work at the office the last four years and it wasn't that bad because I usually left early since I was getting all my stuff done in time.
Actually having to go back to not just working more hours but having to pretend, actively, to be working for 8 hours a day would make me suicidal, I believe.
I've tasted the good life too much.

[Anonymous No.27807446]

>>27800837
Same. I started day trading when my company sent everyone home last March and I've effectively doubled my salary.

[Anonymous No.27807451]

26 years old here, never worked a single day in my life, high 6 six digit portfolio, zero debt of any kind

beyond comfy

[Anonymous No.27807505]

>>27800837
I've been working from home for almost 9 months now. The only downside is that my dick has been starting to hurt with how often I jerk off

[Anonymous No.27807563]

Meeting request from boss at 3pm. Subject - Recent performance

[Anonymous No.27807596]

>>27807563
No way kek

[Anonymous No.27807615]

>>27807563
Better start pimping your linkedin, wagie

[Anonymous No.27807627]

>>27807563
Tell us how it goes, I was scared shitless when they sent me one of those but I got congratulated and given a raise.
I was actually shitting my pants thinking I was gonna get fired because they found out how much I was slacking.

[Anonymous No.27807658]

>No work till atleast June
>Govt paying 400 every month
>Fat savings from last year
>Flipping crypto to triple govt money

damn life is good

[Anonymous No.27807662]

>>27805394
When should i start watching atlantis?
I jumped into s04 sg1

[Anonymous No.27807867]

>>27800837
>Another day working from home
>Remember i'm a farmer

[Anonymous No.27807927]

>>27807867
Are you the guy who's off until planting season starts? What sort of farm do you work on?

[Anonymous No.27807925]

>>27800837
>WFH
>Post on /biz/ and /kpg/ when I should be working

[Anonymous No.27807930]

it was a mistake becoming a software dev. should've gone the sysadmin route for comfy slacker life.

[Anonymous No.27808021]

>>27800837
you looking at DIA charts and basically rethinking your life plan?

[Anonymous No.27808071]

>>27803319
Im holding. Im not trading anything. So long as I hold theres no tax events so I can keep investing.

[Anonymous No.27808273]

>>27807927
Nah that's not me
I have a few hectares of apple trees and a couple dozens of beehives
Selling my production myself is a comfy source of income.

[Anonymous No.27808378]

>>27802859
Makes me laugh but this is true.

[Anonymous No.27808416]

>>27800837
been working for 4 hours and all I've done so far was to watch Mr Robot. Great show, I can recommend

[Anonymous No.27808615]

12 hours until I never have to interact with any of these cunts ever again...feels so good.

[Anonymous No.27808671]

>>27801277

Go away pol

[Anonymous No.27808776]

>>27804215
impact on society is for slaves
money is made circlejerking bullshit or doing nothing at all
comfy timeline, bros

[Anonymous No.27808853]

>>27806957
Im getting paid travel cost - to work from home hahaha

[Anonymous No.27808922]

>>27803021
software development seems to have a lot of ebb and flow. I have a lot of down time where I do fuck all but also there are times when I need to buckle down and get shit done.

[Anonymous No.27808949]

>>27807219
Anon,you need to pace yourself or youre gonna burn yourself out.
I recommend at least 3 episodes of SG-1, maybe 4, before you lift a finger for your boss again

[Anonymous No.27808999]

>>27807400
Your contempt and mirth at wagies was audible. I wholeheartily agree with your sentiment sir!

[Anonymous No.27809022]

>>27808922
This. Currently awaiting client responses to start the next part of the project. Had a few days of slacking, but before that I was up until late validating stuff to get sent to production.

[Anonymous No.27809039]

>>27804427
Haha he fell for the career meme.
Enjoy taking the L for these under you being comfy and doing nothing at all.
Middle management were the real cucks all along :^)

[Anonymous No.27809045]

>>27801218
Aye

[Anonymous No.27809120]

>>27808671
Niggers not welcome in wfh positions please leave

[Anonymous No.27809242]

Lads... Its so comfy

[Anonymous No.27809354]

>>27800837
I've missed your threads this week anon, where have you been? I hope you haven't been working...

Basically done no work this week, attending daily standups and spewing some bs about what I've done and what will be done. I've just been studying and shitposting in my spare time. Feels good to be entry level with all studies paid for. I think I'm gonna try and speedrun these actuarial exams and then fuck off to a different company for a massive payraise

[Anonymous No.27809411]

Jesus.

Why would anyone work when they can just sell covered calls on their long positions.

[Anonymous No.27809459]

>>27808273

Apples, honey and crypto sounds very comfy anon. Were you born into it or pivot into farming?

[Anonymous No.27809513]

>>27809411
I'm working just so I can buy more link

[Anonymous No.27809557]

>>27809513

I use my premiums to live and buy grt

Link is gay

[Anonymous No.27809625]

>>27809459
Born into it, although the honey bit is a recent development (and holy shit it pays well)
Also i'm more of a stock guy, i'm too rural for this crypto shit.

[Anonymous No.27809635]

>>27809354
>And then fuck off to a different company for a massive payraise
I hope youre not going to do any work there at all

[Anonymous No.27809692]

>>27808273
Damn bro, im gonna keep bees too once i make it. Any good tips?

[Anonymous No.27809729]

>>27805784
Dude I think you misunderstood lmao. Of course you're supposed to talk about work

[Anonymous No.27809736]

>>27803891
Are you getting slightly obese? Do you keep sane relationships outside the internet ? Do you think it is good for your health ?

[Anonymous No.27809792]

Would love to know the geographic breakdown of this thread. Starting to wonder less about why the U.K. has such bad “productivity” numbers.

That said, my morning:

>20 mins work from bed
>”brb” on teams
>close eyes for 15 mins
>”back”
>browse biz
>watch YouTube under blanket
>do 20 mins work
>”brb”
>wonder around and make tea, browse biz
>”back”

Looks like it’s lunch time lads. I’ll take my hour soon. Need a break from screens :^)

>£85k

[Anonymous No.27809985]

>>27809459
Holy fucking shit I want nothing on this earth more than apple slices with that mass produced caramel dip now.

[Anonymous No.27810025]

>>27809635
Of course not anon. I'm in pensions now, do my core exams, then I'll move to life/general insurance in a year or two, do my specialist exams and fully qualify, and then move to a comfy senior role in reinsurance where i tell little shits to do. If all goes well I can work for some re company in switzerland (EU nationality) and make dosh doing fuck all.

It's all about pretending to be busy, and having good connections. people don't care about the quality of work, they care that you give two shits about them. people want you to like them. let them talk about themselves, never criticize, be hearty in your approbation (and truly mean it). that'll get you much farther than whatever the fuck it is you're doing.

just remember, if you're working for someone else, do the bare minimum (of work, do the maximum of relationships and appearances).

[Anonymous No.27810046]

>>27809736
>Are you getting slightly obese?
Ive gained 60lb since last April
>Do you keep sane relationships outside the internet ?
Nope
>Do you think it is good for your health ?
Not at all

[Chronos No.27810143]

>>27800837
I've never heard of Stargate. What's it about. Any good.
Am student which is worse than a wagie

[Anonymous No.27810152]

>>27809692
Faggot boomers want you to use wooden frames
DO NOT listen to them, plastic is the way to go. You will avoid wasting a shitload of time every season.

[Anonymous No.27810192]

>>27809736
no, no, no

[Anonymous No.27810348]

>>27809736
I actually lost over 60 pounds since I started working from home.
What do you mean by sane relationships? I haven't met with my friends in many months, but I still talk to them.
I think it's better for my health than eating garbage and not sleeping enough because I have to juggle commute, eating at work and getting some sleep plus being able to do anything else during the day.
Work from home != recluse. I can go for a walk whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.27810364]

>>27809792
work for a consultancy in the city, but I'm living in the south east. Looking to buy a house somewhere ~1hr away from city thameslink so I don't have to live in london with all the nigs and pakis, but only reasonable place that I've found is chiswick and even then it's all flats. I want my own fucking garden and garage gym is that too much to ask

[Anonymous No.27810537]

>>27805323
I sent this to some of my internet friends who still have to work

[Anonymous No.27810673]

>>27809792
Also UK

Anyone else comfy ecommerce gang?

[Anonymous No.27810731]

>>27810364
That's going to be tough to find for under £300k, around £500k is when houses actually start to look decent with room for gym equipment and a decent garden.
I've just decided to live with my parents until I leave the UK.

[Anonymous No.27810810]

>>27810731
Where you headed?

[Anonymous No.27810882]

>>27810537
Based. Hope they don't get too suicidal from it.

[Anonymous No.27810901]

>£500 a day contractor
>Spend maybe 60 mins a day doing actual work
>boost that up to £650 a day billing OT
>Do the OT work in normal hours
>Manage a team that needs no supervision
>1 hr of meetings a week
>Boss, bosses boss, v. pleased with team results "Well done Anon, top job"
>life is good

[Anonymous No.27810967]

>>27810810
Palermo, Sicily. I have an EU passport so moving is not a problem and they offer tax breaks to certain groups of foreigners.

[Anonymous No.27811083]

>>27810967
Perché Palermo?

[Anonymous No.27811140]

>>27810673
What's your business fren?

[Anonymous No.27811166]

>>27810901
What is your job lol

[Anonymous No.27811216]

>>27800837
Same shit. Working home since 2020 March. 2020 end of year was meh, but this year January I think I averaged around 8-10 hours of proper work/week.

Fapping, gaming, watching series/YT is my main "job" now.

[Anonymous No.27811278]

REEEEEEEE

I am working from home and thanks to scr*m, I cannot slack off. I have to do the tasks that are assigned to me. Fucking german companies.

[Anonymous No.27811502]

>>27811278
Just massively overestimate the tasks during planning

[Anonymous No.27811528]

>>27800837
shut your pie hole

[Anonymous No.27811593]

>>27801277
go back to /pol/ you bored losing fag.

[Anonymous No.27811977]

>>27800837
In 20 minutes I'm going to sign on and get assaulted by 750 IMs from our offshore contractors about stuff they could have figured out overnight if they had bothered to think for a minute. Then I'm going to sit on four different Zoom standups and touchpoint meetings for 2 hours. Then I'm going to get assaulted by IMs from our nearshore and onshore team about stupid shit they could have figured out if they thought about it for a minute. I do have some time blocked out in the afternoon to do some work but I think I might dip early.

[Anonymous No.27812579]

>>27811083
perché mi piace questa città ed è abbastanza economica. Il fatto che non ci sono molti negri come a Londra è un vantaggio.

[Anonymous No.27812645]

>>27808922
Software here too but I don't even have 2 hours to rest. That's probably because we are a small company but manage two large projects

[Anonymous No.27812754]

>>27800837
>Stargate SG-1
Great taste, gentleman.

[Anonymous No.27812764]

Any consultant fags here? I’m starting to worry about how many hours I’m billing as admin hours (i.e. me watching youtube and working out). Anyways, cheers Kings.

[Anonymous No.27812867]

>>27808922
This

[Anonymous No.27812874]

After a burnout in December I decided that I will quit after I receive my bonus in March. Shitty part is that the notice period is two months.
However, since I burned out, I now don't give a fuck and I don't even read 90% of my emails and actively ignore imbeciles on chat.
Good news is that my local manager quit and so I won't have a direct manager closely monitoring my work at least until I hand over my resignation letter. My functional manager is in another country, but now he won't have anyone whom to complain about me, since my local manager no longer gives a fuck and is also cool with me.
So I have 4 more months that I am going to spend doing other stuff and pretending to work.

[Anonymous No.27813105]

>>27811278
my German company is too retarded to do scrum.

I have 4 different bosses and I tell all of them I'm waiting for input from the other 3 to be able to start my tasks lol

[Anonymous No.27813126]

Are all of you software guys? Did you get CS degrees?
I have an engineering degree and I want to start learning shit in my free time so I can get a comfy remote job. I live in Texas if anyone is potentially hiring. At this point I’m considering quitting my job and living off savings/crypto while I study and job hunt. I’m so tired of this hell hole, I have to wear a mask the entire time.

[Anonymous No.27813167]

Send one email. Draw a piping hot bath and soak until the stress melts away.

[Anonymous No.27813177]

>>27811977
>>27811977
the reason why people (probably) message you is because they arent empowered to make their own decisons, a lot of time people already "know" what the correct response is but they arent confident enough to do it without approval from someone higher

[Anonymous No.27813360]

>>27813177
it's what I do too in both calls and mails just to cover my ass in case something blows up

[Anonymous No.27813365]

I built a home gym, now I just lift while I’m supposed to be working, reply to work colleagues via slack for mobile. It’s a comfy life bros

[Anonymous No.27813459]

I'm starting to wonder how much longer I can get away with this. My manager has put in weekly 1 to 1's now, to update him with what I'm working on. Luckily he gives as little of a fuck as I do.

I think I've sent about 5 emails since the start of the year. It's time to move jobs and actually get my drive back, to think I actually used to enjoy my career.

[Anonymous No.27813660]

>>27812874
I did this, around 4 months of fuck all waiting on job offers and bonus payouts before resigning. The change was so sudden that my team thought I’d developed some kind of drug/alcohol problem lol.

[Anonymous No.27813684]

>>27803440

[Anonymous No.27813700]

>>27800837
did fuck all today too teleworking.

[Anonymous No.27813749]

How do you guys actually get these jobs?

I’m in the UK and if I look somewhere like Indeed all of the remote or home working jobs are shitty sales or customer service things.

[Anonymous No.27813783]

>>27813660
Same, they all started asking me if I was ok and/or was sick.
But I'm not looking for another job, I'm going to be starting a project of my own, so I'm only waiting for the bonus because it's valuable money for me.

[Anonymous No.27813842]

>>27803504
>put the retards on the office into PIP's
Blacks as well.

[Anonymous No.27813860]

>>27813749
My job was office based and remote once a week, but covid forced us all to work at home.

[Anonymous No.27813863]

>>27813105
lmao same. Company is forcing scrum bs where it actually makes zero sense and only ends in huge circlejerking. Very comfy.

[Anonymous No.27813966]

why do your bosses pay you to do nothing

[Anonymous No.27814040]

>>27813966
Mine expect me.to do stuff but now I just pretend everything is very hard and takes a lot of time. I used to be hyper productive so they know I'm bullshitting but I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.27814072]

>>27813966
they also do nothing and don't give a shit

[Anonymous No.27814075]

ITT: wagie cope

[Anonymous No.27814106]

>>27813783
Even better, best of luck. Doing your own stuff is so much more rewarding.
>>27813749
I’m in NYC so we’ve all been forced WFH since March. A lot of companies here have given up and gone permanently remote.

[Anonymous No.27814138]

>>27813749
Cushy office job that was 4 days a week in the office turned into a 5 days a week wfh thanks to wuflu.

I miss going to the pub with my colleagues desu.

[Anonymous No.27814172]

>>27804215
I worked in retail when coronavirus first kicked off, it was chaos, I was doing 13 hour shifts, and everyone was telling me I was risking my life for minimum wage. I quit and got a work from home web dev job, now I do nothing and can paid almost double what I was getting before.

Minimum wage jobs are usually the hardest...

[Anonymous No.27814231]

>>27800837
We have a meeting on Tuesday about remote work.
They are probably ending it the end of this month for my business

[Anonymous No.27814372]

>>27811140
Not my business, unfortunately still a wage slave, but it's easy work

[Anonymous No.27814376]

>>27813749
got referred by a friend working in a bank's tech department. Even back in office, I was actually working like 3-4 hours a day, but had to jerk around cause needed to stay. Now I'm working remote, bought 2 more monitors, 1 each for gaming, random threads, youtube and my smallest monitor for work just to look online

[Anonymous No.27814594]

>>27813966
Because unless they're the CEO they don't care.

[Anonymous No.27814739]

I want to quit my job but I know this bull market won't last and then idk if I'll be able to make money in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.27814764]

>Junior doctor in a surgical field
>Working 80 hours a week
>Even though the workload is brutal at times I actually enjoy my job and wouldn't trade it for for anything else.

Before I started residency I used to be paid for doing nothing and wouldn't go back to it
Call me a wagecuck, but a man needs to have a purpose otherwise you're guaranteed to become miserable. Frogposting about watching Stargate while working from home is just how you cope with feeling empty inside

[Anonymous No.27814845]

>>27814764
Are you my brother or my cousin?

[Anonymous No.27814884]

>>27814764
It's been fun for a while, earning 6 figures for about 3 hours work a week, but you are right, I do feel empty and have submitted a few applications, I need a new challenge.

[Anonymous No.27814926]

>>27813177
The Indian contractors don't like to do things on their own so they don't "get in trouble" from their superiors. I have to give them an explicit list of tasks every day that are prioritized or they don't know what to do even though the same information is in our kanban board. We just released R1 of a brand new product so we'll be rolling contractors off gradually through the year so that should help.
I mean I'm grateful they helped us deliver successfully but it takes so much micromanaging to get them to be productive and not write shit code. We have a few of them that are actually pretty good and do great work but a lot of them will just make piles and piles of untested spaghetti code if you don't watch it. I don't get it. Like I know they can do good work but if you don't keep a boot on their neck they just revert back to pajeet code when nobody is looking.

[Anonymous No.27814961]

>>27802859
>90 percent pretending to be busy.
correct. a life wasted

[Anonymous No.27814990]

>>27814764
>>Even though the workload is brutal at times I actually enjoy my job and wouldn't trade it for for anything else.
I meme in here but I’m currently serving my last day at a do-nothing WFH job to start a different one that will be like this. I can’t handle idleness.