>own millions in crypto
>never tell anyone, ever
>never gloat, show off, anything like that in public
>literally nobody but 4chan and you, through a VPN, knows about it
>IRS tries to tax you
>"oh sir I have no fucking money"
>"but anon, how did you pay for this?"
>"I have a girlfriend with money in Thailand or some shit"
>"eh whatever, you're assessed anyway"
>audit goes through everything
>your W2s you didn't file
>your 1099s you didn't file
>they assign you an income you didn't actually have
>you prove it by showing your bank statements
>and none of them have any mention of purchasing btc
>they go through your posessions
>they go through everything
>the only thing they find is a laptop
>think they're smart
>"anon what's your password"
>"sure it's tendie$123"
>get on your laptop
>fucking nothing but a plain vanilla windows install and a lewd anime girl for the background
>no crypto wallet or nothing
>"BUT WAIT, I GOTCHA!" thinks mr. IRS
>goes through your hard drive with recuva or some shit
>and yet, nothing, multiple passes wiped, hard drive changed and old drive degaussed, shit like that
>finally, IRS guy gives up
>stamps you off so you can just renounce and leave
>but little did he ever know
>one TOR connection was all it took
>an encrypted, password protected zip file emailed to yourself on protonmail or some shit with your address and private key was all it took
>well what the fuck do you know
>your citizenship's renounced
>IRS holds no more authority on you, ever, as long as you don't do business in with or even near the US
>IRS certified you as good already in any case
>and you have 300mil in the bank
>a new citizenship with a 0-tax like fucking singapore or some shit
Again, I can't do this. I pay my taxes. They already know.
But I know plenty of people who have done it this exact way, they weren't caught, they aren't caught, and there's no jurisdiction that's afforded that can "catch" them anymore.