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27778716 No.27778716 [Reply] [Original]

>open up Uniswap
>see 400 tokens waiting for me
>check price
>$8000

Lol thanks but should I sell or hold? How would I even report a free $8000 in taxes?

>> No.27778839
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>> No.27779228

>>27778716
How can you be eligible for airdrop on uniswap?

>> No.27779313

>>27778716
Why would you? If someone just gifted me $8000 I wouldn’t report that, it’s a fucking gift not gains on investment.

>> No.27779371

>>27778716
>paying taxes

>> No.27779614

>>27779228
You had to have tried to use the platform to make an exchange prior to Sept 1.
"400 UNI are claimable by each address that has ever called the Uniswap v1 or v2 contracts. " including those who only ever had failed transactions
Source: https://uniswap.org/blog/uni/

>> No.27779630

Can I just pay taxes when I actually make it? And not when im withdrawing a few k every year?

>> No.27779733

>>27779614
thanks frend also dont pay taxes fuck them

>> No.27780169

I'm worried that my parents will find this coin in my wallet and think I'm gay. If I try to explain that it is making money they will not understand because they are boomer. Don't want to sell but really don't want them to think I'm gay!!

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>>27780169
>pink ID
>69
Anon. Let me tell you something.
You are gay.

>> No.27780517

Wait it's each wallet?

LOL I JUST GOT $24000 FOR FREE

>> No.27780817

>>27780517
Every wallet that made a trade on Uniswap before september

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>>27778716
You don't lmfao report it

Do you genuinely think some retards working for the tax office would even know where to begin?

>> No.27780943

>>27778716
>How would I even report a free $8000 in taxes?
You calculate taxes on them when you realize the gains by assuming a $0 cost basis on them.

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are there any exchanges offering airdrops in the future frens and anons? or will I never have such a good feeling as le airdrop?

>> No.27781137

>>27779630
Yeah just make one return to your bank and show the transaction and pay your tax.
They won’t pry unless it’s spicy cash. Alternatively find a bank who won’t report your deposit, if you can withdraw your crypto from something like crypto.com, you could make daily cash deposits to a teller you know and they won’t say shit.

>> No.27781184

>>27778716
You don't that's free money anon

>> No.27781539

>>27778716
are you me? I just got mine today, threw half at Rubic and kept the other 200. This is my only diversification away from LINK and ETH so why not.