/wsb/ cringe

[Anonymous No.27774002]

[Anonymous No.27774142]

>>27774002
Guarantee you haven't seen this before, it's fresh off the presses.

[Anonymous No.27774236]

>>27774142
kek

[Anonymous No.27774354]

>>27774142
America was a mistake

[Anonymous No.27774456]

>>27774354
He's Canadian lmao love that little nigga like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.27774487]

>>27774002
can someone explain what’s their obsession with identifying as cucks with the whole wife’s boyfriend shtick?

[Anonymous No.27774573]

>>27774456
First GTFO off this board
Second stop doxing your friend you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.27774681]

>>27774573
He gave me permission you moralfagging simp, he isnt going to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.27774719]

>>27774142
So, North Korea was right. Who would've guessed.

[Anonymous No.27774830]

Fuck kike fund astroturfing plebbit was based for once in their lives

[Anonymous No.27774925]

>>27774681
>At least you aren't boring like me
Sounds like your the one in love here you autistic beta zoomie faggot

[Anonymous No.27775047]

>>27774925
Yeah I would dress him up in a nice dress and fuck him, what of it?

[Anonymous No.27775172]

>>27774142
Why does he make himself look so ugly when he's not? Tell him to get rid of the retarded hair colour and moustache

[Anonymous No.27775215]

>>27775047
Go back zoomie

[Anonymous No.27775475]

>>27774142
>doing coke in the bathroom and trading stocks is 'legend' status now.
What a fucking faggot.
At that age I was doing coke at parties right in the fucking living room like a boss, where all the hungry bitches could see what I had and would hit on me for a piece.
This dude sucks.

[Anonymous No.27775526]

>>27775475
Yea yea yea

[Anonymous No.27775697]

>>27775215
>simps for a leaf
>spills his spaghetti
>z-zoomer...
So this is the brain power behind the pink fields...amazing...
>>27775475
That sounds pretty based, what are you up to nowadays?

[Anonymous No.27776054]

>sir this is a casino

[Anonymous No.27776347]

>>27774142
Just convince him to become a trap, might as well at this point

[Anonymous No.27776616]

>>27776347
Why are you guys trying to fuck my friend

[Anonymous No.27776963]

>>27776616
I was convinced to become a trap from internet strangers, and also convinced to waste all my money on meme stocks. Goes hand in hand, really. Also your friend is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.27777220]

>>27776963
Well did you at least look good as a trap?

[Anonymous No.27777395]

>>27774142
My girlfriend has that belt. What a fucking fag.

[Anonymous No.27777461]

>>27774002
Rent free faggot

[Anonymous No.27777488]

>>27774002

[Anonymous No.27777601]

kek reddit thoroughly, absolutely BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.27777734]

>>27774002

[Anonymous No.27777745]

>>27776054
>places little figurines on the roulette table, maneuvers them around
sir you have to ask the --
>THIS IS A WAR, WE FIGHT FOR A CAUSE
sir this is a casino

[Anonymous No.27777910]

>>27777734
i wonder what his moves are tomorrow

[Anonymous No.27778010]

>>27777220
Yeah, I'm an effeminate faggot. That's exactly the point, why play wallstreet macho man when you're 5'8?

[Anonymous No.27778201]

>>27774002

[Anonymous No.27778337]

>>27774142
>Those cloths
>That necklace
>That facial hair
>That hair
>That towel
>Drugs
A real winner right here. Dude is destined for a shitty life.

[Anonymous No.27778504]

>>27778010
kikll yourself

[Anonymous No.27778518]

>>27774002
wsb living rent free on biz.

[Anonymous No.27778526]

>>27777910
Hopefully average down and then rope

[Anonymous No.27778604]

>>27777734
i hope this is a larp. i have a hard time believing people are really this stupid. its depressing

[Anonymous No.27778607]

>>27776054
lol

[Anonymous No.27778683]

>>27774142
>Gucci belt w/shirt tucked so you see logo
>rape mustache
>Cocaine in the bathroom
“Basically I’m a fucking legend”

I don’t even know where to begin.

I’ve got 0.25 XMR says he listens to suicideboys and thinks he’s original as fuck.

[Anonymous No.27778687]

>>27778504
No u fag

[Anonymous No.27778911]

>>27778604
Ever read the confessions of people that got heavily into multilevel marketing. There are defiantly larpers on /wsb, but this sounds legit, as are many others. I was around for the late 90's boom. One of my neighbors quit his tech job bought 2 high-end Mercedes from his winnings in the the tech stock bubble. When it all came down, he had to go back to work.

[Anonymous No.27778965]

>>27778337
I know he looks like a fag.
He is one step away from transition

[Anonymous No.27779005]

>>27777488
How does someone with enough self control to save half a mil do something this retarded? Also checked..

[Anonymous No.27779037]

>>27776963
>I was convinced to become a trap from internet strangers, and also convinced to waste all my money on meme stocks
the quintessential /biz/ poster

[Anonymous No.27779060]

>>27777734
why is the user name blacked? how much did he lose?

[Anonymous No.27779160]

>>27774142

Spider man

[Anonymous No.27779252]

>>27779005
>How does someone with enough self control to save half a mil do something this retarded?
There was a point last week where mass hysteria was happening. Everyone thought that they were going to collapse the stockmarket, change the entire financial system, get rich and make the history books as long as they bought GME. This will make a fascinating case study for future psycologists. It will also make a hilarious video for Internet Historian.

[Anonymous No.27779268]

"What are your moves tomorrow" that right there actually makes me feel bad. You can feel the desperation as millions of people are hoping for the exact same thing and are at the mercy of the people posting sources and actual info. RIP

[Anonymous No.27779343]

leafs are such faggots

[Anonymous No.27779454]

>>27779005
The mindset of someone who would willingly engage in reddit is the real crux of all of this.
The need for attention, validation, to fit in, and be seen fitting it. Its encourages the worst traits of old internet forums. The upvote system is a compounding factor on all of this because it gives direct feeback. Violating the groupthink is instantly punished. Conforming to the groupthink is instantly rewarded. They are thereby programmed to attempt to appease the group constantly. They live for the rush of validation and dopamine when the upvotes start ticking.
This shit becomes such a powerful feedback loop that they really have grasp on reality at all. I've had the misfortune of talking to some IRL hardcore redditors face to face. They're socially retarded in an entirely unique way. They're capable of basic social graces that an actual autist isn't, but they still lack critical self awareness. They don't know how to differentiate internet humor from real life humor. They're gullible and will believe anything from another person who is even half way agreeable to them. Its tragic. They're virtually lobotomized. Genuine NPCs.

[Anonymous No.27779466]

the premise of the entire movement was flawed - at the end of the day, Reddit handed more money over to hedge funds in a week's period than they ever would have otherwise

dumb cunts, the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.27779470]

>will suck dick for gme shares

[Anonymous No.27779471]

>>27779005
Imagine if he just put that 1/2mil into 80% BTC 20% ETH avoiding all shitcoin gambling and day trading and just waited for a few months.

[Anonymous No.27779524]

man one of the first threads when gme was started being pumped up i said i wont invest but want to watch the world burn

i ended up putting £400 (at a mostly over 60% loss) and I'll just hold it forever coz my portfolio is diverse enough to leave it and not really worry about it

all the money i've lost
man i'm so excited
this has been the biggest show i have seen in this corona lockdown world
seeing people kill themselves over a fucking subreddit is top chaos to me
seeing people take loans and just betting away their whole life on GAMESTOP LMAO i fucking love everything of this I can't keep reading wsb and all the cope
the only thing that cringes me out in all this is all the fucking reddit speak that took over such as HODL diamond hands etc all now absolutely abused by these faggots
i fucking love 2021 tho
oh what fun this all was
i saved quite a few pink wojaks too!

[Anonymous No.27779622]

[Anonymous No.27779769]

>>27779622
I have no empathy for these people

[Anonymous No.27779832]

>>27774142
>>27774456
>>27774681
>>27775047
>>27775697
What an annoying person

[Anonymous No.27779843]

>>27779622
Holy fucking cope-a-rino.
>Doble digits?!?!
>It's a sign!!!!
These guys have lost so much and believe it's going to sky rocket because they have no other choice other than to an hero.

[Anonymous No.27779853]

>>27779454
I believe this. I can only imagine the high they get posting their 100k+ bets.

[Anonymous No.27779901]

>>27777734
At least this guy is young and is learning this lesson early.

[Anonymous No.27779927]

>>27779471
even that is a retarded gamble, going in with that split with 100k would have been more than enough.

[Anonymous No.27780038]

>>27774142
So embarrassing

[Anonymous No.27780073]

>>27779060
just wait til you hear what happened to his missus

[Anonymous No.27780116]

>>27778010
I'm looking forward to this manga:
"I was a WSB autist with diamond hands and now I dress as a trap for a living"

[Anonymous No.27780182]

>>27780073
probably the best paying second job she could get

[Anonymous No.27780327]

>>27779471
That’s what i did this month. Except I’m 93% btc, 6.8% eth and 0.2% uniswap.

[Anonymous No.27780429]

>>27779454
How can we autists profit from them?

[Anonymous No.27780471]

>>27780182
haha gotta pay the rent somehow now

[Anonymous No.27780577]

>>27780429
you engineer what gets upvotes and what doesnt. you engineer what gets seen and doesnt. This is how they socially engineer people.

[Anonymous No.27780818]

>>27780577
So it mean spending time on plebbit among these subhuman niggers?
Not sure i can handle it desu.

[Anonymous No.27780929]

>>27780429
or push opinions to the very edge of what they find acceptable, until their ideas are twisted parodies and no longer entertainable for normal ppl.

[Anonymous No.27781094]

>>27779252
> It will also make a hilarious video for Internet Historian.
Kek, this. I'm really looking forward to that video

[Anonymous No.27781559]

These WSB account blow ups are the cure to FOMO. Unreal that people could be that fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.27782014]

>>27774142
>tfw this is the face of the redditard shills on /biz/

[Anonymous No.27782383]

>>27774142
I only have pity

[Anonymous No.27782636]

>>27780429
You sound like an old-school WSB guy who left after it went to shit and came to /biz/.

[Anonymous No.27782655]

>>27780429
You make SJW coin and shill it as the solution to racism. Then PnD so hard they mass suicide.

[Anonymous No.27782768]

>>27774142
Please no

[Anonymous No.27783303]

>>27777910
>i wonder what his moves are tomorrow

Swinging.

[Anonymous No.27783367]

>>27779843
Okay, but check these dubs.

[Anonymous No.27783918]

>>27783367
Checked

[Anonymous No.27783950]

>>27777910

[Anonymous No.27784423]

>>27779769
I mean people try to make 4chan out as a demon, but you never see these kind of crazy cults or retarded mass movements here because the instant it gets dicey people can just say how stupid it is and not be banned.

[Anonymous No.27784433]

>>27777734
give me the username please i need to read more

[Anonymous No.27785075]

>>27779454
What a Gem. Said so well....

[Anonymous No.27785158]

>>27779454
Great assessment

[Anonymous No.27785510]

>>27774142
cringe lord but he'd be hot without that stupid moustache.

[Anonymous No.27785586]

>>27774456
Dont blame you, Id fuck him aswell.

[Anonymous No.27785735]

>>27774142
I love you zoomers so much. It's genuinely never been easier or more legal to steal someone's money than it is on wall street.

[Anonymous No.27785817]

>>27774142
Do burger really?

[Anonymous No.27787016]

>>27774142
Had a fuckin gutfull of this shit

[Anonymous No.27787020]

>>27777734
Well...at least she won’t be able to take half in the divorce

[Anonymous No.27787102]

>>27774142
he's a fag but he's cooler than you

[Anonymous No.27787245]

>>27778201
What's with redditors and claiming anxiety/panic attack and "literally shaking" whenever they feel fucking down? If you're sad, you're sad, nigga. Not this bullshit "durr I have anxschuity bpd and deppresshun"

[Anonymous No.27787324]

>>27779470
They say if you're good at something never do it for free, after all. Speaking of anyone need their dick sucked?

[Anonymous No.27787387]

>>27776054
Not false, all cryptos are a casino.

[Anonymous No.27788242]

>>27774142
>clean bathroom with a spider-man towel
I think he's at home with a bag of flour

[Anonymous No.27789454]

>>27779252
>It will also make a hilarious video for Internet Historian
The movie that will top the hollywood rendition of this shit

[Anonymous No.27789471]

>>27777601
Based and truthpilled.

[Anonymous No.27789619]

>>27777734
>literally shaking

[Anonymous No.27790135]

>>27780429
Sell 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.27790531]

>>27778683
LMAO the $uicideBoys thing is on point hahahahaahahahh

[Anonymous No.27790636]

>>27774142
>Can't even grow more than a smidge of facial hair under his lip
LMAO. How can you even call yourself a man if your lower lip isn't AT LEAST 75% covered?

[Anonymous No.27790722]

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

$CLF
02/04/2021
>"New orders for manufactured goods in December, up eight consecutive months, increased $5.2 billion or 1.1 percent to $493.5 billion, the U.S. Census Bureau reported today."

https://www.census.gov/manufacturing/m3/prel/pdf/s-i-o.pdf

------------------
$CLF
02/04/2021
>"US trade court dismisses challenge to Section 232 steel tariff"

https://agmetalminer.com/2021/02/04/this-morning-in-metals-us-trade-court-dismisses-challenge-to-section-232-steel-tariff/

[Anonymous No.27791187]

>>27779252
>Internet Historian
I keep forgetting the people born in 03 are now adults.

[Anonymous No.27791270]

>>27774142
KEK!!!!

[Anonymous No.27791600]

[Anonymous No.27791696]

>>27791600
Permanent disfigurement for a few reddit points.

[Anonymous No.27791798]

Suck chink controlled cuckcoin instead. Nice decision fren. This guys try to beg you to invest in their shitpool. Don’t believe them if you aren’t a retard. Follow Poolz, top decentralized finance with nft. You will thanks me later

[Anonymous No.27791928]

>>27791187
Sniff sniff

[Anonymous No.27791938]

Anyone else checking their bags tomorrow at open for a small profit? Bought in at $20 last month, kicking myself for not selling at $400.

[Anonymous No.27792041]

>>27775172
Literally change everything on the dude, clothes, hair, facial hair, everything.

[Anonymous No.27792187]

>>27774142
The reddit post yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering coke fiends that run this scam.

Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $38 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.

Once it shoots through the $30 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all GMEfags. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing robinhood.

The $20 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded HODLers will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in GME will be left with it stuck in their portfolio, unable to move it to gainsville to salvage some self respect.

The price WILL tank at this point to sub $15, and most probably sub shortsqueeze levels.

From that day forward the deluded GMEfag wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this stock thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.

Deluded GMEfags will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no investments.

I warned you GMEfags. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don't be deluded, don't be a GMEfag.

[Anonymous No.27792200]

>>27774002
It's like an AI scanned 4chan from 4 years ago and an investment forum and generated a subreddit

[Anonymous No.27792287]

>>27791187
what am i looking at here?

[Anonymous No.27792294]

>>27791600
diamond hands cannot be reached by the brain

[Anonymous No.27792615]

>>27774142
cringe zoomer faggot. I bet he would shriek in horror if you called him a nigger.

[Anonymous No.27792647]

>>27779454
Anon how do you feel this compares to the average chantard both IRL and online?

[Anonymous No.27792727]

>>27776054
>fighting the system by buying stocks with US dollars
best thing people could do is remove all their money from banks and dump it into crypto and cut out the government parasites from the financial system

[Anonymous No.27792949]

>>27777601
hedge funds might forget but normies won't, these retards just keep radicalizing a larger portion of the general population

they apparently think having a large chunk of the population being angry and having nothing to lose will end well for them?

[Anonymous No.27792965]

>>27787245
eh
losing life saving can be life changing for some, and I could see why it could induce panic attacks...
hell my gf does panic attacks just because I sometimes yell at her (for stupid things)

[Anonymous No.27792976]

>>27792727
They're not going to do this because they think they are too late and don't want to make you rich and save face after calling bitcoin a scam for the last decade.

[Anonymous No.27793008]

[Anonymous No.27793053]

>>27777734
>these are the retards that call Trump supporters uneducated
these faggots will refuse to accept blame for their own retardation and will instead advocate for socialism because they put their life savings on a meme

[Anonymous No.27793235]

>>27792187
am engineering nerd, pulled out and broke even

[Anonymous No.27793330]

>>27780429
just promote a "kinda shitty" stock that looks good from a newbie perspective, make multiples guys from biz posting about it on WSB and all the new sub (because the newbies will try to find DD from the "OG")
normie buys
cash out your calls
???????????
profit !!!!!

[Anonymous No.27793342]

>>27779454
very good description

the self-awareness is obvious when you see these retards giving awards and upvoting fake stories anybody on 4chan would spot as fake a mile away. A few months back some autist from 4chan made a fake post LARPing as a girl in need of money and made thousands

[Anonymous No.27793412]

>>27779454
Upvoted!

[Anonymous No.27793456]

>>27779769
>>27784423
it's even more cringeworthy because they use diluted versions of 4chan slang in the wrong context and think they are edgy somehow

[Anonymous No.27793555]

>>27774142
>posting a picture of someone you claim to be your friend on 4chan

He seems like a fucking annoying faggot but that's a dick move anon

[Anonymous No.27793571]

>>27775475
This

[Anonymous No.27793733]

>>27779454 (you)
based and redpilled, here's a (you) for (you)r trouble

[Anonymous No.27793784]

>>27779622
88 stands for "Heil Hitler" lmfao

[Anonymous No.27793857]

>>27780577
doesn't require much engineering, Reddit has almost nothing to combat bots or multiple accounts. Any decent post can hit front page, just can't be too blatantly shilled. Seed an idea and over time keep pushing it

[Anonymous No.27793878]

>>27774354
obsessed retard

[Anonymous No.27793931]

>>27779622
Everytime I think I can't hate reddit more, i see something like this

[Anonymous No.27793974]

>>27774142
>I am the face of wallstreet bets

I am siding with hedgies from now on. PLEASE HEDGIES IF YOU READ THIS DO YOUR PART AND DESTROY GME AND AMC

[Anonymous No.27793989]

>>27774142
dont listen to these fags, you are based

[Anonymous No.27794110]

>>27779622
This aged like milk

[Anonymous No.27794163]

>>27774002
cucks post there?

[Anonymous No.27794273]

>>27793784
I thought that was what he was getting at. Since it is Reddit, probably not?

[Anonymous No.27794274]

Here's your portfolio gore bro

[Anonymous No.27794351]

>>27780577
So I should become a mod on wallstreetbets then.

[Anonymous No.27794370]

I thought the squeeze was over? Didn’t financial times post last week that melvin was bailed out and that a bunch of hedge funds closed their shorts?
I got out around 200 (up from 80) after that, why are people still holding bags like dopes?

[Anonymous No.27794422]

>>27794273
It's Reddit, so definitely not. Those faggots won't even say the first letter of "nigger" because they don't want to be labelled racist. They're literally so afraid of being labelled racist they call it "the gamer word". One of them probably saw some fag on here saying it was a sign, didn't understand it at all, and went with it anyway because he's an attention starved faggot.

[Anonymous No.27794437]

>>27794370
They think the report that they closed is a lie

[Anonymous No.27794511]

>>27793857
It’s not that they don’t have the tools to stop it; they have no incentive to. Promoter businesses buy bot accounts by the thousands to push products and websites like Reddit profit off the increased web traffic

[Anonymous No.27794553]

>>27774002
Wsb has turned into a literal jerk fest to see who can fuck over enough zoomers fastest. They have become the enemy they despise. Anyone who mentions silver gets banned. Anyone who questions the plan is banned. Anyone who isn’t shilling a bankrupt company is banned. Fucking pathetic clowns with major cope just like migatards.

[Anonymous No.27794585]

>>27777734
This has to be fake.

[Anonymous No.27794598]

>>27794274
i cannot believe there are people with more than several thousand in robinhood. that shit needs to die

[Anonymous No.27794609]

>>27777734
>3 years savings
It's a shitty lesson but what a fucking loser, that's not going to break you, you'll come back just fine.

[Anonymous No.27794704]

>>27794437
Why would they lie? And even if they did, it sure seems like all the smart money has moved on, just leaving bagholders and emotional wrecks.

If anything I bet the hedge funds closed their shorts at a big loss then re-opened them at 400 to get their money back and more.

[Anonymous No.27794779]

>>27774002
Stocktwits cringe here

[Anonymous No.27794918]

>>27794704
>Why would they lie?

[Anonymous No.27795227]

>>27794779
>SOLIDARITY
>HELP THE COLLECTIVE
>THE GOOD OF EVERYONE ELSE
This is fucking insanity. Why so many white people risked their lives for some nigger movement last year makes more sense now though. These fucking retards can’t do anything without the confidence of the collective and deserve everything they get.

[Anonymous No.27795248]

>>27794609
during good times, sure. right now with the whole eviction/foreclosure crisis coming to a head? nope. that's life ruining. it's not like losing life savings right now is fixed by thinking "oh well, ill just continue saving"

[Anonymous No.27795451]

>>27778518
Well, it's not like they're capable of paying rent anymore

[Anonymous No.27795655]

>>27795227
I just love the -50% since post lmao

[Anonymous No.27795683]

>>27778518
>rent free
fuck off zoomer watching people consider blowing their brains out because of a meme is interesting shit

[Anonymous No.27795733]

>>27795655
I wonder if he’s still holding

[Anonymous No.27795802]

>>27792949
Worked for them in 2008, they'll bring up feminism and social justice and the slaves will bite

[Anonymous No.27795869]

>>27774002
I honestly believe the board has been taken over by salty shills trying to make wsb pay and it's working.

[Anonymous No.27796059]

>>27777601
I doubt any HF is long at this price point. Still plenty of room to fall from here.

[Anonymous No.27796084]

>>27777734
This is just sad, dude. I hope this shit isn’t real but for the first time reading a story on Reddit, I’m actually convinced it is.

[Anonymous No.27796107]

>>27778518
>influx a million wsb niggers onto here
>LOL why are you always talking about wsb
Maybe if you'd leave, we'd no longer hear about your retarded shit

[Anonymous No.27796119]

>>27779471
Wow that's great investment advice. He'll probably enjoy watching the crabs crawl around.

[Anonymous No.27796261]

>>27779454
As if people here don't post for (you)s.

[Anonymous No.27796297]

>>27794918
Well myself and obviously others took the “lie” at face value and came out with profit while diamond dopes bet the farm and lost everything.

[Anonymous No.27796334]

>>27779454
>They're virtually lobotomized. Genuine NPCs.

[Anonymous No.27796344]

>>27778201
>divorce is on the table
I hate them so much

[Anonymous No.27796368]

>>27779471
yeah if he did that this month he would be eventually down 50% anyways

[Anonymous No.27796412]

>>27776054
To be fair, not going to college, suffering massive loss without ruing ones life, and getting a forcible redpill on the buttfucking the government will lay down on you without hesitation is actually a pretty important lesson for someone that young. Of course he'll probably never learn from it, but I like a little optimism.

[Anonymous No.27796479]

>>27780429
Buy puts. LMAO honestly. I threw $5k into puts this morning and am up $3k end of close today. Will probably make upwards of $10k before this thing stops bleeding. I also made $140k on the way up with calls, but missed an additional $100k because I stayed in it too long. The secret to any investment is to front run the crowd and exit before the music stops.

[Anonymous No.27796577]

Also, I'm still waiting for that Teachers Insurance Fund to pop up on the news. That's going to be a real shitshow. I wonder if we can find who it belongs to or who made the call to invest?

[big dick trap No.27796594]

>>27775047
pretty based honestly

[Anonymous No.27796710]

>>27774142
What an absolute fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.27796760]

>>27794274
How the fuck you dont hit sell after u see the 5m on your account? How dumb you have to be?

[Anonymous No.27796808]

>>27796344
Roastie isn't getting paid so they bail. So much "for richer or poorer", until death vows of marriage. Roasties want to be able to have insurance if the marriage fails (and a bulk pay out) but that you pay for and have none of your own to protect you if the marriage fails.

[Anonymous No.27796868]

>>27796760
You know, I always distanced myself from humanity, but this GME bullshit made me realize why this planet is such a shithole.

[Anonymous No.27796922]

>>27796808
why is this webm so funny

[Anonymous No.27796928]

>>27796808
Bro if I came home one day and found out my wife gambled away the entirety of our savings, won that gamble but still didn't sell because of reddit upvotes and we were now ruined I'd leave her on the curb. It has nothing to do with being a woman, if your spouse decides they value internet points over your family's well being they are not someone you should continue a family with.

[Anonymous No.27797002]

>>27791600
I'm selling because of this.

[Anonymous No.27797040]

>>27792647
06fag here desu
redditors were always retarded attention whores and we've always hated them for it
the point of 4chan is anonymity, not having to hide one's power level like we have to constantly do in meatspace, so the difference between the "average chantard(kill yourself)" and the reddtarditor is smart enough to know to keep IRL and internet separate

[Anonymous No.27797055]

>>27779454

Welcome to the wonders of democracy.

[Anonymous No.27797083]

>>27796928
Fuck if they win or not. The fact you would gamble your spouse's savings without asking them first is really fucked up.

[Anonymous No.27797095]

>>27797040
explain namefags retard

[Anonymous No.27797131]

>>27779832
he already said he was canadian

[Anonymous No.27797245]

>>27774142
He's basically what /biz/ wishes they were, except not rich.

[Anonymous No.27797250]

>>27774142
>faggot.jpg
this looks homosexual anon

[Anonymous No.27797255]

>>27774142
I can’t even begin on why this guys a massive fag

[Anonymous No.27797262]

>>27778201
maybe they shouldnt have gotten married in the first place? just a thought

[Anonymous No.27797285]

>>27779005
literally everything I read that wasn't vapors was like: put fiddy bucks to half a g in for a laugh and then the moonshot happened and people were like "put my fucking house on this one at 350" and I thought they were joking.

surely nobody is so retarded to not have some inkling of a pump and dump? I was gonna put my weekly beer money in for the meme but it got banned and I wasn't going to pay forex to bring it back so I bought some AMD and made a little.

I can't even imagine putting half a milly into the stock market outside of vanguard or s+p500

[Anonymous No.27797320]

why didnt these retard just sell when it was high?

[Anonymous No.27797410]

>>27777488
Why would anyone do this to themselves?

[Anonymous No.27797458]

>>27797320
they thought leveling off at 100 after 400 was temporary before the margin call, little did they know that low investor confidence would make all the goys sell.

[Anonymous No.27797517]

>>27774142
Hahahahaha. This faggotass milk mustache twink
> investing

[Anonymous No.27797589]

Another thing that baffles me is people with hundreds of thousands of bucks in liquid using fucking RH for trades. I get it if you're a poorfag and want to trade options, but if you actually have money to throw around you should have no problems getting approved from an actual broker.

[Anonymous No.27797608]

>>27796261
I do, but its because I like to hear what people have to say about my posts, whether its good or bad. Not because I want everybody to praise me and give me good boy points.

[Anonymous No.27797647]

>>27774142
>party
>8:30PM

[Anonymous No.27797671]

>>27797095
they're like 1% of the userbase. most users don't even post.

[Anonymous No.27797679]

>>27774142
You don't post people you know on 4chan, fucktard. That's how trouble starts

[Anonymous No.27797692]

>>27797589
robinhokd looks like a video game interface so it's appealing to nascent gambling addicts

[Anonymous No.27797725]

>>27793008
Well, that's actually a pretty good tattoo tho.

[Anonymous No.27797739]

>>27777734
>Refers to himself as an investor

[Anonymous No.27797758]

>>27777777

[Anonymous No.27797766]

>>27776054
reddit being based for once

[Anonymous No.27797807]

>>27774142
>late calls on AMC
Sooooo he lost all his money?

[Anonymous No.27797857]

>>27797095
>implying everyone doesn't hate namefags anyways

[Anonymous No.27797884]

>>27777488
>Get greedy
>Get punished
While I appreciate the idea of Diamond Hands as it helps me investments, these people are fucking retarded. If you're going to HODL, you do it forever. If you're looking for a quick buck, set what percentage you want to get out at, and get out.

[Anonymous No.27797907]

>>27778683
>I’ve got 0.25 XMR says he listens to suicideboys and thinks he’s original as fuck.
I feel personally attacked

[Anonymous No.27798093]

>>27777734
>Buying at $450
What the fuck. I think the most people were thinking it would reach was $1000, and that was highly optimistic.

He gambled years of savings for a potential 2x?

[Anonymous No.27798205]

>>27797679
Go back

[Anonymous No.27798212]

>>27774142
Tomorrow I close all positions and my broker account. I will not be trading until all these faggots have lost everything in a year long recession and stop trading

[Anonymous No.27798225]

>>27778201
As a married, actual man, I find these posts unimaginable

[Anonymous No.27798262]

>>27778201
>2014 cuck jokes still funny to them

[Anonymous No.27798389]

This whole situation was amusing at first but now it's just sad.

[Anonymous No.27798451]

>>27796577
i think they sold

[Anonymous No.27798486]

>>27777734
>a new investor down on his luck
He still doesn't get it, does he?

[Anonymous No.27798504]

>>27779252
holy fuck i hadnt even considered the internet historian video. cant wait

[Anonymous No.27798611]

>>27793412
>>27793733
>>27796261
>>27797055
You faggots, literal real life degenerate faggots, need to fuckoff back to whence you came.

[Anonymous No.27798613]

>>27774142
Today was supposed to be my rest day but I have to go lift now. One day I will kill faggots like this with my bare hands.

[Anonymous No.27798737]

>>27779524
You’re not a good fren at all. In fact you’re a bad person

[Anonymous No.27798761]

WSB keeps on giving, I didn't think it was possible for this place to get any more retarded but guess I was wrong. All it took was mainstream recognition.
It takes a special kind of person to put all their savings into GME at $320, cry and blame paper hands, literally wishing them the worst death when the stock starts to plummet, just to buy more GME stock at $90 thinking they are getting a huge discount and still decide to hold once price drops to $50

Those people truly believe that huge spike is right around the corner and I fucking love it

[Anonymous No.27798773]

>>27774002
>i eat crayons for breakfast
How many times can someone make the same joke and people not get sick of it?

[Anonymous No.27798926]

>>27784423
>here people can just say how stupid it is and not be banned.
This is the important factor. In a perfect world the regulation that follows from this is the stopping of silencing dissenting opinions.

>inb4 never fucking ever EVER

[Anonymous No.27798937]

>>27778201
Imagine being that person telling them not to "lock in your losses".

[Anonymous No.27799000]

>>27780429
>>27796479
I bought puts on the 22nd. Of course his thing was NEVER worth more than $20/share.

amazin.png

[Anonymous No.27799015]

>>27796808
i hate women as much as the next guy, but who the fuck would stay with someone that gambles their entire life savings away?
It'd be different if the bloke was going through hard times because of matters out of their control, but this is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.27799019]

this guy is down almost a million and writing open letters to robinhood

https://www.reddit.com/user/jagyolo/

[Anonymous No.27799125]

>>27792949
People have been saying this for thousands of years. Normies will forget this shit as soon as the next batman movie drops. What else are they going to do? Go out and hold another """""""peaceful protest"""""""""" against wall street? Lmao kid

[Anonymous No.27799152]

[Anonymous No.27799350]

>>27792965
>my gf does panic attacks just because I sometimes yell at her
She’s faking 100%

[Anonymous No.27799414]

>>27799019
>Regardless of whether you think this is going to $20k or $2, look at its price chart. Heavy support at ~$88-90 Only way from here is up (1 day ago)
OH NONO NONOOOO

[Anonymous No.27799483]

>>27774681
>He gave me permission you moralfagging simp, he isnt going to fuck you.
Of course he did. He's on coke and his ego is through the roof. You're exploiting him for attention and you know it.

[Anonymous No.27799508]

>>27774142
I hope you screenshotted these replies and sent them back to him

[Anonymous No.27799597]

>>27776054

[Anonymous No.27799610]

>>27797725
you aren't human

[Anonymous No.27799616]

>>27796808
what does this have anything to do with being a roastie, you dumb fucking nigger?
why would any human stay with another human who gambled away the life savings of both humans?
it's the right move to make regardless of whether the victim is male or female

[Anonymous No.27799631]

>>27798389
I laughed at first, then I became genuinely worried and wanted them to stop for their own good, ow it’s funny again because of how goddamn smug and delusional they are. Fuck em. They were told many times but decided to be mindless children chanting away any leve advice.

[Anonymous No.27799704]

>>27799414
>I’m banking on a catalyst sending it upwards honestly. A good piece of news, a whale coming in, etc. I don’t think it has much room to go lower since a lot of people on wsb are

[Anonymous No.27799710]

[Anonymous No.27799747]

>>27779843
this is also what trumptards did when trump was losing the election, screaming meme magic and trying to get digits. same with qboomers. i think the internet has really just fucked with people beyond repair.

[Anonymous No.27799775]

>>27780429
Do the same thing those wall street guys did to reddit: Create fake hype, make them think they'll achieve something huge for the world, feed their hivemind mentality and scam them out of their money.

[Anonymous No.27799781]

>>27796760
I would have hit sold when it hit 1 million. This guy saw it climb to 5 million and then slide all the way down and didn't fucking hit sell.

[Anonymous No.27799880]

>>27799781
I mean if he’d panic sold at $500k he’d be set for an easy life

[Anonymous No.27799930]

>>27798773
clearly you have not been on reddit.

[Anonymous No.27799972]

>>27799880
If you look at the chart, it is highly likely that he bought in with 500k.

[Anonymous No.27799999]

[Anonymous No.27800008]

>>27799631
>That post implying Biden gives a shit about retail traders getting buttfucked
I can’t tell if Redditors are delusional, retarded, or both

[Anonymous No.27800025]

>>27799999
Time to invest in $ROPE

[Anonymous No.27800044]

>>27799747
Migapedes should have actually done something tho, not just talk big. The election was unironically stolen imo but what do I care I'm not even american.

[Anonymous No.27800076]

>i think i am a genius therefore i am a genius

[Anonymous No.27800088]

>>27799972
For some reason I read it as starting with 300k. Shit, at least panic break even with a 500k account seems like a win. I mean in comparison to being retarded at least.

[Anonymous No.27800099]

>>27798773
Its less a joke and more code speak
But these people have the IQ of a warm cup of tea.
Functional enough to slide through university and get a meaningless toilslave job, but unable to function independently

[Anonymous No.27800120]

>>27799999
divine quints. the ropening is going to be massive.

[Anonymous No.27800136]

>>27777777

[Anonymous No.27800143]

>>27800088
>Has an account on reddit
You best back the fuck away partner.

[Anonymous No.27800174]

>>27800076
>great men
Lmao, they just bought a stock
Where is all this hard work?

Maybe in Goldberg's pocket.

[Anonymous No.27800177]

>>27800120

[Anonymous No.27800225]

They are slowly starting to get self awareness

[Anonymous No.27800246]

>>27799999
Based Reddit colonizing black retirement funds.

[Anonymous No.27800248]

>>27800044
They tried the courts-blocked, they tried actual peaceful protesting outside vote counting centers-blocked, they tried legally back vote count auditors-blocked, they tried chimping out against Congress like a bunch of BLM retards- blocked and called terrorists.
The DNC swept the official positions and has the backing to big media here so yeah, president Harris is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.27800293]

>>27800143
Not mine, saved from earlier thread

[Anonymous No.27800304]

>>27799999
kek has blessed his faith

checked

[Anonymous No.27800342]

>>27800225
Flashbacks to /pol/ 2015

[Anonymous No.27800481]

>>27777734
>Help the cause! Buy GME at $50+

God CNBC anchor was right, most of these redditors have the minds of infant and should not be allowed near the stock market without having their hand help by Dave Ramsey.

[Anonymous No.27800496]

Literally all they had to do was sell at their meme price (420.69) and they would have made out like bandits, but instead they let greed consume them.

I bought 12 shares at 55 and sold at 310 meanwhile one of my ledditor friends is still fucking holding all in 1500 shares at 20

[Anonymous No.27800512]

>>27799747
Trump won

[Anonymous No.27800531]

>>27799999
>50k
>65 years old
>retirement funds
uhh, he might make it 3 years?

[Anonymous No.27800733]

>>27778201
I am a dumb 21 year old that loves to gamble on defi shit tokens and the like but even I have 50%+ of my wealth in physical gold and silver.

These literal children are gambling their wealth to give to the speculators that got in on GME at $20+ and then poured fuel onto the GME fire.

Chamath, Musk, crypto guys EVERYONE was raving on social media about how this was the little guy striking back at the big evil hedgefunds.
However in reality it was the sophisticated investors that bought into GME and that KNEW it was a short term speculative trade that made the money. The hedgefunds can take the loss, they are the friends of jews that control the banks and can easily get bailed out and print more money.

These retards that bought in however put in their LIFE SAVINGS that was going to get devalued by inflation and rising costs of living anyways and now they have this tremendous loss to deal with.

Survival of the fittest I guess.

[Anonymous No.27800766]

>>27800733
>I have 50%+ of my wealth in physical gold and silver
why

[Anonymous No.27800812]

>>27800766
/pmg/ retard

[Anonymous No.27800823]

>>27800225
in all fairness /wsb/ was one of the better subs before the influx of GMEtards
now it's completely down the drain though, even the moderators have suffered a hostile takeover

[Anonymous No.27800886]

>>27779454
Same could be said for any shitcoin "general" on this board

[Anonymous No.27800919]

>>27791938
You should set yourself a gain/loss % treshold, you saw gamestop 2000% before you and you did not sell?

[Anonymous No.27800969]

>>27774142
This dude based. Eskettit

[Anonymous No.27801074]

>>27800766
Because I like the metal.

[Anonymous No.27801192]

[Anonymous No.27801455]

>>27801074
kek
wait until they mine asteroids your rocks will be worthless

[Anonymous No.27801622]

>>27801074
Cute metalliker

[Anonymous No.27801740]

>>27800766
because they are stable with slow growth in value. when fiat power drops, precious metals do fine. when fiat power grows, precious metals also do fine. the entire point is to remove the fiat inconsistencies in your wealth. him having that much value in metals says to me that he is investing his money in order to grow it, yet storing some because of a justifiable lack of confidence in the market. I would wager that if he trusted the market overall more or if it grew to be something he had more faith in, there would be a somewhat smaller percentage of his value held in metals. I highly doubt that he is storing his value in order to massively grow it, more just to hold it.

cash is liquid, precious metals are solid, investments are speculation.

[Anonymous No.27801744]

>>27799631
>not us citizen
>think Biden is FOR DA PEOLLE
no wonder.
All the polls they took in Europe showed that euros think Biden is a better president
Brainwashing is real.
We may be laughing now, but these people will demand more stock regulation from government.
They are idiots who betting by taking loans.
They WILL ask for school and work loan forgiveness and GUESS who HAS to pay for their mistakes?
The middle class!

[Anonymous No.27801808]

>>27801455
If we can live in a world that is peaceful and stable enough to reliably exploit resources from out of space and transport them back to earth I am ok taking a loss on my metals.

[Anonymous No.27802148]

>>27799019
You weren't kidding. Holy shit

[Anonymous No.27802205]

>>27777734
>bought at 460
lost it there

[Anonymous No.27802291]

>>27801455
>wait until they MINE di asteroid
>a brainlet who does not understand laws of thermodynamics
one LEMON taken from here to international space station COST 5k.
Just imagine how much it take to go to an asteroid belt, waste energy to “mine” it and then HAUL IT ALL THE WAY back to earth

[Anonymous No.27802344]

>>27779927
100k split between btc and eth is not a gamble you moron get off biz and go back

[Anonymous No.27802345]

>>27774456
Gay

[Anonymous No.27802369]

>>27777734
>I-It cant be my fault!!! Im smartest !!
Literally first thing this faggot does is shifting blame. Take some fucking responsibility retard

[Anonymous No.27802396]

>>27801808
Hell if such a thing is possible , it means that we find a way to produce INFINITE amount of energy with 0 carbon emission and we are ALMOST close to becoming a 1.0 civilization

[Anonymous No.27802444]

>>27795227
>These fucking retards can’t do anything without the confidence of the collective and deserve everything they get
Just like niggers, we have a huge problem of dysgenics.

[Anonymous No.27802448]

>>27800823
Yeah was one of the few based places on reddit and its fucked now.

[Anonymous No.27802462]

>>27776963
SO were you a fag already or did they convince you to become that too

[Anonymous No.27802466]

>>27801808
Anon has a heart of gold!

[Anonymous No.27802508]

>>27774142
>watches half of The Wolf of Wall Street
>OMG THAT’S LITERALLY ME

[Anonymous No.27802514]

>>27799999
Checked.
Nigger's going to rope

[Anonymous No.27802649]

>>27799019
>>27802148

[Anonymous No.27802665]

>>27800531
Bruh, he’s going to retire at 70 then die two years later

[Anonymous No.27802737]

>>27802665
>and then they say why black people are poor
Because their RETARDED parents BLOW their cash on gambling
There is NO generational wealth transfer

[Anonymous No.27802740]

Imagine losing 5 million

[Anonymous No.27802747]

>>27802466
Thanks for your positivity fren

>>27802396

Yes the 'asteroid mining will make precious metals worthless' argument assumes that the future for humanity is bright and that we should trust our benevolent, enlightened governments because they have the will and the means to exploit the solar system for resources.

We haven't landed a man on the moon for 48 years, I don't exactly see us not only landing men on astroids, but also setting up the infrastructure of creating a mining base on a moving asteroid.

If I am wrong I won't be sad because a world where humanity is colonizing the stars is worth more to me then my silver mooning due to the collapse of fiat currency.

[Anonymous No.27802785]

>>27777734
These are the people shitting on Trump supporters lol, calling them stupid and easily manipulated. Fate is not without a sense of irony

[Anonymous No.27802799]

>>27800823
>redditors ruined reddit
we are reaching pottery levels that shouldn't be possible

[Anonymous No.27802933]

>>27776054
>my life savings have been destroyed on a meme
>"Good"

[Anonymous No.27802987]

>I am retarded

[Anonymous No.27802993]

>>27779252
>It will also make a hilarious video for Internet Historian.
Oh yes I hadn't thought about it. I really want to see this.

[Anonymous No.27803007]

>>27802799
>Israel expels the Jews from Israel
>Reddit expels Redditors from Reddit

[Anonymous No.27803030]

>>27794704
It's mindboggling to me they think they are in control. Hedgefunds are the highest level players with years of experience, all the info and a ton of capital to back it up. The only reason they disrupted the system is because they made something unpredictable by various actors at the sane time amassing money. Everything after that is just easy game for the hedgefunds

[Anonymous No.27803053]

>>27802747
>If I am wrong I won't be sad because a world where humanity is colonizing the stars is worth more to me then my silver mooning due to the collapse of fiat currency.
Bro not gonna happen.
We WONT be able to asteroid mine because it’s just TOO costly for us. (We don’t have enough fuel to do it)
Even the “genious” Elon musk thinks he can send send each person to Mars with only 200k per each person (an IMPOSSIBILITY, but it’s coming from a guy who LEGIT thinks that HYPERLOOP can work)

[Anonymous No.27803066]

What's a fat lady?

[Anonymous No.27803113]

>>27803066
Why the keep saying “no financial advise”
Do they REALLY think that someone can hold them ACCOUNTABLE in a public forum!?

[Anonymous No.27803195]

>>27802740
HAHAHA. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT LOSING $300K.

[Anonymous No.27803198]

>>27774142
Why do you feel the need to degrade yourself to other people by saying that you're boring? I know you're getting memed on itt by I'm speaking honestly with you. Stop feeding your low self-confidence with these words and start owning who you are. If someone thinks you're boring it's their problem.

[Anonymous No.27803246]

>>27777734
Fake or not, this actually hurts to read. Like there's a physical reaction, like my soul trying to escape my body. Scary to think there are people this stupid.

[Anonymous No.27803267]

>>27798613
You're unironically a closeted homosexual. Holy cringe dude, take a look at yourself.

[Anonymous No.27803276]

>>27803198
Because he is probably a normiee redditor himself

[Anonymous No.27803394]

>>27777488
checked

[Anonymous No.27803486]

>>27796928
This. Never trust anybody and keep separate money managed. Preferably even a secret account on another bank. People are shit, even the most beloved trusted person can suddenly turn on you.

Be wary of who you marry (rather just live with them because of legal implications), be wary of who you have a kid with. People aren't as individual or special as you make them to be. In the end there are several archetypes and we are just slight variations/copies of them.

[Anonymous No.27803505]

>>27800000

[Anonymous No.27803699]

>>27803030
Yes the element of surprise has been lost.
From now on hedgefunds will have systems dedicated to tracking social media chatter to make sure their trades are not in the public eye, or if it is to at least be on the right side of the pump.

>>27803053
For a long time people ruled out air travel as impossible. I know it isn't a fair comparison since the technical and capital resources needed for the invention of air travel was two bike makers whilst the resources needed to exploit the stars is many many orders of magnitude more complex then air travel. On one hand I don't want to doubt human ingenuity I realize that the current geopolitical climate and situation isn't ideal for humanities push into the stars.

>We aren't united politically. Like crabs in a bucket if one nation tries to exploit solar resources other nations will drag them back to earth.
>Huge resources will be needed to explore, set up infrastructure and initiate mining, the cost of these operations will be huge.
>Advanced societies on earth, think Japan, Germany and other western countries have terrible age demographics leading to more burden being placed on society to take care of a useless class of elderly, infirmed people that won't be used in building rockets to send into space.
>Collapse of US hegemony, the end of the global trade system. (listen to a Peter Zeihan talk: Generally the gist is that with US influence waning due to internal disorder the world trade system will break down due to the need for nations to be able to freely be able to access the world market. This trade access is faciliated by the US Navy protecting the worlds oceans to ensure global free trade. What happens when Japan can no longer rely on the USA to protect her oil imports from the middle east and instead needs to use her own navy to protect her trade interests. Suddenly the Japan of the 1950's - 2020's is thrown back into it's post WW1 economic predicament.

[Anonymous No.27803795]

>>27803699
>For a long time people ruled out air travel as impossible. I know it isn't a fair comparison since the technical and capital resources needed for the invention of air travel was two bike makers whilst the resources needed to exploit the stars is many many orders of magnitude more complex then air travel. On one hand I don't want to doubt human ingenuity I realize that the current geopolitical climate and situation isn't ideal for humanities push into the stars.
Yes not a fair comparison.
At one point we talking about what’s physically possible and the other is talking about something that CANT HAPPEN simply because we don’t have any energy source on to support it.

[Anonymous No.27804118]

>>27779454
Good post

[Anonymous No.27804128]

Pop figure of the wallstreetbets guy when?

[Anonymous No.27804391]

>>27780577
Deep and underrated.

[Anonymous No.27804598]

>>27802987
He's right though. Try shorting GME. You can't because there are no shares to borrow. Which mean the shorting is still above the 100%.