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[Anonymous No.27767250]

postem

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[Anonymous No.27767648]

they actually upvoted this to top unironically

[Anonymous No.27767744]

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[Anonymous No.27767975]

>>27767250
god i just want to cum down her throat i don't care if i end up homeless and have to eventually kys after years of alcoholism

[Anonymous No.27768200]

Post the photo of the retard who got the "diamond hands" tattoo.

[Anonymous No.27768277]

>>27767975
Which one?

[Anonymous No.27768691]

[Anonymous No.27768840]

>>27768691
There is it. How embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.27768956]

>>27768691
I actually paused

[Anonymous No.27769159]

[Anonymous No.27769263]

I assume this dude was a reddit tourist

[Anonymous No.27769281]

[Anonymous No.27769371]

[Anonymous No.27769384]

I made 44k off AMC. Did I bankrupt a redditor?

[Anonymous No.27769413]

>>27768691
More like
>Dye My Hands

[Anonymous No.27769434]

>>27769384
Larp

[Anonymous No.27769480]

[Anonymous No.27769508]

>>27768691
The hands are supposed to be made of diamond, not holding diamonds. How do retards fuck this up

[Anonymous No.27769533]

>>27769281
>>27769371
This is such an orchestrated campaign

[Anonymous No.27769567]

>>27769263
He's gonna fit in perfectly with all the retards here.

[Anonymous No.27769589]

>>27767250
How can 4chan investors profit the most from a dying stock with confirmed thousands of redditors will keep holding it with their diamond hands? Short it? Swing trade it? Leave it alone? Buy in when at $1?

[Anonymous No.27769618]

>>27768691
really hope he sold for 1m+

[Anonymous No.27769619]

[Anonymous No.27769686]

>>27769508
Imagine losing all your money and then ending up with a mis-drawn tattoo. I pity that fool.

[Anonymous No.27769792]

>>27767250

[Anonymous No.27769869]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/
goldmine for pink material

[Anonymous No.27769894]

[Anonymous No.27769921]

>>27769792
>didnt pull out at 5m

jesus christ he deserves this

[Anonymous No.27769929]

>>27769589
Buy when under $10. Realistically GME should be around the $10-15 range. At one moment even the dumbest cultists will realize what is going on and sell whatever they have left, pushing it down as much as possible. Buying a few for a few bucks wouldn't hurt once the price stabilizes in the coming months.

[Anonymous No.27769935]

>>27769792
The greed lmao. 5mil gone just like that. This wasn't about sticking it to anyone, it was thinking theg could get more out of a once in a lifetime event.

[Anonymous No.27769981]

>>27769589
The best 'fuck you' would have been shorting it at $450. By now it's over and done with.

[Anonymous No.27769984]

Embarassing.

[Anonymous No.27770051]

Now deleted.

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l84036/not_much_but_i_just_liquidated_my_entire_8_years/?sort=new

[Anonymous No.27770069]

>>27769869
Good stuff hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.27770116]

>>27769792
>I will not sell
It's amazing that these retards thought this would work or accomplish anything.

[Anonymous No.27770119]

>>27770069

[Anonymous No.27770163]

Kek what if they're right though

[Anonymous No.27770185]

>>27769921
>>27769935
>>27770116
Literally all the comments where in support of him too, I cannot fucking imagine

[Anonymous No.27770243]

>>27770119
Hahahaahahahahahahahagahahhahahah The absolute state

[Anonymous No.27770250]

Trust the plan!

[Anonymous No.27770296]

>>27767250
Holding a stock until it hits $0 is actually a big dick move.

[Anonymous No.27770330]

[Anonymous No.27770358]

>>27770243
>>27770116
>>27769792
he started with 35k and now has 300k.... so who gives a shit. he 10x

[Anonymous No.27770409]

This shit has got me fantasizing about a world without internet again. God it would be such a better place. The corona virus wouldn't even exist.

[Anonymous No.27770476]

>>27770358
one of the anons your responded to responded to another post about a guy doubling down on GME even though he'd already fucked up badly enough to end up homeless

[Anonymous No.27770477]

>>27769869
this is gold

[Anonymous No.27770519]

>>27770358
>I will not sell

He got greedy, got burnt, and he’s still lying to himself to cope

[Anonymous No.27770547]

[Anonymous No.27770679]

At this point I want to see GME suddenly moon to over $1k just to see the fucking double despair of the guys who gave up and sold at a loss, can you fucking imagine how much more seethe there would be?

[Anonymous No.27770681]

[Anonymous No.27770699]

>>27770519
bro, its hard to know when to exit. You can laugh but dfv made 22m with 25k.
>but he had 48m
Lets be real if it was me I would have sold at 500k profit. most people would. same with the guy who went from 35k to 5m
Exist strategy is just as hard as entering

[Anonymous No.27770811]

>>27767250
fuck you retards i bought to sink the moneychangers and i dont give a fuck if it goes to zero

[Anonymous No.27770825]

>>27769589
Swing trading it these last 4 days was great, but I kinda think the ease of day trading the stock is done as of right now.

[Anonymous No.27770834]

>>27768691
>"Yeah man, I held that shit all the way to zero. At no point did I have the courage or intelligence to have an independent thought. I am such a mindless, obedient drone that I’ve permanently sacrificed my identity for the group."
Literally what that tattoo means

[Anonymous No.27770880]

Big brain.

[Anonymous No.27770898]

>>27768277
Left is objectively superior

[Anonymous No.27770938]

lol fags im unironically still holding

learn into markets

[Anonymous No.27770954]

>>27767317
Who is the guy pointing the gun at him? Look at the fingers, it has to be someone else

[Anonymous No.27771038]

>>27770811
Well you didn't sink shit. I mean, think about it
Billionaires can make billions. Melvin gets hit, but makes millions or billions elsewhere.
Then we have people like you, who can't afford to lose. Melvin, in one month, makes more than many of you dumbfucks do in a lifetime.
So ask yourself how you can possibly be "sticking it to the hedgies" by financially crippling yourself when they'll recover in just a year?

[Anonymous No.27771087]

>>27768691
Why do redditors always gotta take it too far and ruin it. This is cringe.

[Anonymous No.27771144]

>>27767250
90 percent shills and bots, holy shit they are seething. buy more

[Anonymous No.27771155]

>>27770811
You really stuck it to em, comrade.

[Anonymous No.27771156]

>>27770938
If you sell at this point, you'll ngmi.

[Anonymous No.27771263]

>>27767250
The gofundme for GME makes me both laugh and cry.....

[Anonymous No.27771277]

>>27769589
Run as far from it as you can

[Anonymous No.27771299]

>>27770938
Haha yeah! I too love holding a stock that has dropped 150% in 4 days!!

[Anonymous No.27771320]

[Anonymous No.27771335]

holy shit never suggest stocks to anyone you know it's gonna feel worse when they lose that money compared you losing a million bucks

[Anonymous No.27771350]

>>27770880
to be fair it'll go to some debt collection agency who'll settle for micro payments

still horrible for credit (probably?)

[Anonymous No.27771413]

>>27771144
>>27771155
>>27771277
>>27771299
Nice work hitting the digits guys, checked.
Fuck redditors and fuck bag holders.

[Anonymous No.27771492]

[Anonymous No.27771493]

>>27771350
No it definitely won't. The margin account still exists whether or not the app is on his phone. It's still in his name.

[Anonymous No.27771497]

I just now bought $55. I feel like I made a retarded decision.

[Anonymous No.27771523]

Why the hell did this sweep up so many redditors and also /pol/acks? Strange bedfellows.

[Anonymous No.27771544]

also this is going to make a lot of angry people who blame their losses on WS.
i tried telling people that, as real as the short squeeze is, it's also a pyramid scheme due to the inherent incohesion and unknown of retail investors banding together chaoticly. as sad as it is you have to sell earlier than you'd like to.

still think a second squeeze might happen

[Anonymous No.27771570]

[Anonymous No.27771633]

>>27771493
it'll go to some debt collection agency who'll settle for micro payments
i personally have never done this kinda stupid shit but i know people who pay $10 a month for massive debts they refused to pay

[Anonymous No.27771642]

>>27768691
the absolute state of redditors

[Anonymous No.27771645]

>>27771544
why would a second squeeze happen

I thought a squeeze could have happened but at the same time it's more likely it will play out like a pump and dump before a squeeze could happen

[Anonymous No.27771717]

>>27767250
dubm whores

[Anonymous No.27771721]

>>27771497
there are people who made a decision 8x as worse as that so you can take some solace in that

[Anonymous No.27771722]

>>27771633
>it'll go to some debt collection agency who'll settle for micro payments
You just said that. I explained how the app being on the phone or not has no bearing to the existence of the margin account which he opened. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.27771763]

hot off the presses

[Anonymous No.27771783]

>>27771645
because the shorters are still there and hedges, as well as others, are happy to play round 2
i just don't know if it'll reach the same highs as squeeze 1. when shorters who jumped on late start cashing out, or new shorters join, is when it'll start building

[Anonymous No.27771802]

>>27771544
Hedgefunds are greedy, not stupid. There won’t be another squeeze.

[Anonymous No.27771806]

[Anonymous No.27771826]

>>27771763
I refuse to believe this could be real

[Anonymous No.27771827]

>>27771763
How the fuck did he get ahold of his dada 401k?

[Anonymous No.27771852]

>>27770699
I understand what you’re saying, I’m not saying he should have walked away with 5m, it’s more the fact that he’s parroting that he’s ‘still not selling!’ at this point

[Anonymous No.27771875]

>>27771523
Reddit wants to fight the bourgeoisie, pol wants to fight the (((globalist elites))). Both groups thought this was a way to attack them.

[Anonymous No.27771877]

>>27771722
irrelevant. the margin account debt will be bid off to collectors.
unless they have direct access to his bank account.

[Anonymous No.27771885]

>>27771763
yeah that pic is bullshit. no one is that dumb

[Anonymous No.27771890]

>>27771763

[Anonymous No.27771894]

>>27767250
My attorney contacted me tonight, we're filing a six-figure antitrust suit on 5k special damages Monday. He says it's an open-and-shut antitrust suit, and they will pay six figures to avoid having to pay eight after a jury trial.

[Anonymous No.27771897]

>>27768691
Well I feel better because that tattoo cost more than I lost on gme and I dont have a tattoo.

I'm actually breakeven from when I bought gme week until now thanks to the rest of my portfolio making everything back this week.

[Anonymous No.27771909]

>>27771721
Eh true. I rather waste $55 than $5500.

[Anonymous No.27771953]

>>27771763
I'd like a link of that post so I can check the users post history

[Anonymous No.27771983]

>>27771894
And then you woke up from the dream

[Anonymous No.27772027]

>>27771827
His dad might have just given him access. I let my dad have access to my Roth so he could make trades before TSLA moved (I mostly just told him to buy TSLA).

[Anonymous No.27772034]

>>27771802
not immediately
probably not for nearly as much either
but this shit is still over shorted

[Anonymous No.27772035]

>>27771885
My buddy told me today that his little brother and his idiot friends bought GME and they're really into "sending a message" to Wall Street. Believe me, there are plenty of people that dumb.

[Anonymous No.27772061]

>>27767317
Kek

[Anonymous No.27772130]

>>27771783
you think people are happy to jump on board again? I think no fucking way

[Anonymous No.27772157]

>>27768691
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.27772202]

>>27771523
Both are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.27772255]

[Anonymous No.27772272]

>>27771826
Can only hope

[Anonymous No.27772276]

>>27770954
>Who is the guy pointing the gun at him?

His wife's bf.

[Anonymous No.27772279]

>>27769792
5-fucking-milly. I don't give a fuck what movement is happening, you take that profit you dumb gorilla nigger and reposition again if it's so fucking magical. Redditfags are just bagholding ass clowns not investors.

[Anonymous No.27772292]

>>27767317
> Sold at 389 because I'm not a fucking idiot
> Now the reddit cucks are left with my bags
kek

[Anonymous No.27772305]

>>27771335
That's why I only recommend KO, SO and ETR to friends.
If they say 'I want to be aggressive' I recommend midstream oil companies or point them to a casino.

[Anonymous No.27772308]

>>27772130
not all the same people
but i'm cool with round 2; made 2k off round 1
i know this rocket can go up again and i know i can get money from both wall street and redditors.

of course i'd rather just get money from wallstreet, but unfortunately redditors will get caught in the crossfires, inevitably.

[Anonymous No.27772358]

Holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.27772392]

>>27772034
yup, im convinced that by the 9th they'll still be doubled down, think of all the panic sellers that have fell victim to demoralization, they didn't need to do much but trade with each other to lower the price, they're so close to their 20$ a share goal with their original short

[Anonymous No.27772436]

>>27770811
Describe how this sinks anyone except yourself?

[Anonymous No.27772479]

>>27772255
all thats missing is her child being autistic

[Anonymous No.27772491]

>>27768691

[Anonymous No.27772536]

>>27769589
Put options

[Anonymous No.27772547]

>>27772305
I don't recommend anything because I don't want to feel bad about their investements

[Anonymous No.27772584]

>>27770069
JUST

[Anonymous No.27772586]

>>27772392
i did a major pull out but ended up dipping back in with 1 share just incase something happens

[Anonymous No.27772659]

>>27771155
Blackrock was never the target, Melvin was.

[Anonymous No.27772674]

[Anonymous No.27772686]

>>27772358

[Anonymous No.27772694]

>>27772358
Jamie, pull up that note

[Anonymous No.27772720]

[Anonymous No.27772738]

>>27772547
The chance of coca cola or the two most powerful regional monopolies in utilities failing is zero.

[Anonymous No.27772745]

>>27770119
He’s fucking seething

[Anonymous No.27772774]

>>27767827
I dont understand how these people lost money I was 100% in and out at least 3 times last week and it was so obvious too. I ended up getting a cut on the last one but to watch your money crashing on a volatile stock and not sell?? I dont even feel bad for them they are retarded

[Anonymous No.27772801]

>>27772358
where's the note??

[Anonymous No.27772822]

>>27772674
>I am not SELLING.

[Anonymous No.27772848]

>>27767250
this is the same shit with this board whenever someone shills something and then dumps right after

[Anonymous No.27772861]

>>27772659
>Grrrrr I’m going to risk my future on sending a message to this very particular hedge fund that I never heard of before Reddit told me that I need to be very angry at.

[Anonymous No.27772880]

>>27771544
>still think a second squeeze might happen

[Anonymous No.27772893]

>>27772674
How do people even manage to accumulate $500,000 while being this clinically retarded

[Anonymous No.27772914]

"my loss is so great I can't even feel the pain yet" rings true with these people, they're in shock

[Anonymous No.27772946]

[Anonymous No.27772972]

>>27772893
ikr? im envious, being a retarded hasnt been profitable for me

[Anonymous No.27772980]

>>27772822
>>27772893

[Anonymous No.27773013]

>>27772586
Same, just pulled my initial investment out. Poltards aren't retarded like reddit. If reddit was smart they could have take gains at 300 and bought back in harder when it dipped, tripling their market share. Getting such coordination from normies is impossible, zerg rush is the best they can do.

[Anonymous No.27773018]

>>27769935
Idiots

[Anonymous No.27773050]

>>27772893
I’d like to imagine it was an inheritance

[Anonymous No.27773067]

>>27772980
>47K today
In Canadian dollars.

[Anonymous No.27773147]

>>27771827
boomer dad, kid has all the passwords to help him log in to Jewflix

[Anonymous No.27773212]

>>27771983
>And then you woke up from the dream
Nigger I just got off the phone with him, lol. He already filed several suits individually and mine is next week.

[Anonymous No.27773227]

>>27772893
I have a friend who's a gambing addict and one week he managed to win over 20k but because he's a gambling addict he'd lost it in a week

these sorts of people have a roller coaster life when it comes to money

[Anonymous No.27773248]

>>27772946
Psychology is almost astrology tier when it comes to being a legitimate science. All the real talent went to neuroscience a long time ago. Now it just exists as a bullshit job for women, like hr.

[Anonymous No.27773295]

>>27773067
this guy is retarded for the fact that he could be using government stimulus for this investment. i put 1k into this thanks to chinkada

[Anonymous No.27773305]

>>27773248
It's just a meme bro.

[Anonymous No.27773316]

>>27771497
by eoy itll be closer to $100 IF rc is legit its a fair bet

[Anonymous No.27773369]

>>27773248
I don't know how I feel about psychology, it's fascinating and some of the shit seems very grounded and true but it's so full of all kinds of whacky shit that seems like more like speculation

[Anonymous No.27773410]

I don't care, I'm not fucking selling.

[Anonymous No.27773449]

>>27772358
It’s fake

[Anonymous No.27773462]

>>27770679
honestly as a guy that sold at a loss, i would be pretty happy if it did moon for the lads.

[Anonymous No.27773477]

10K a share = 715 billion market cap

[Anonymous No.27773568]

>>27770069

[Anonymous No.27773596]

>>27772358
Was posted earlier, but does anyone have the note yet?

[Anonymous No.27773600]

>>27772674
>options
>I AM NOT SELLING

[Anonymous No.27773677]

>>27773477
These kind of posts gotta be fake

[Anonymous No.27773697]

>>27767250

https://youtu.be/wvwqj349jZo?t=182

[Anonymous No.27773785]

>>27771763
holy fuck I hope to god that’s real

[Anonymous No.27773791]

>>27771802
>>27772034
Here's my thesis:

GME is still over-shorted, but retail is now spooked and panic sells at a massive loss. These shares however are bought up by rival hedge funds who then squeeze the short hedges for massive profit. Mass suicides of retail panic sellers that bought at the top and sold at the bottom.

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, and I will freely concede and admit my foolishness. But I'm willing to risk $2000 on the bet.

[Anonymous No.27773816]

>>27772694
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.27773822]

>>27768691
He should've rented a rope

[Anonymous No.27773900]

>>27773568
Time to fap

[Anonymous No.27774075]

>>27772659
of course, it was always about taking out a middling hedgefund no one cared about. Just admit it, the gigakikes played you into attacking the minijews for their own financial betterment

[Anonymous No.27774080]

>>27770409
i think about this alot

[Anonymous No.27774093]

>>27772255
Wow a TWO TIME polluter. She should put more of her savings in.

[Anonymous No.27774112]

>>27769281
I hope some hedgie buys one with the current trend on it and keeps it there for like a year

[Anonymous No.27774185]

>>27772659
they’ll be fine

[Anonymous No.27774189]

>>27772358
Lmao, WSB Redditors BTFO

[Anonymous No.27774243]

>>27771523
/pol/ has by far the biggest reddit overlap of any board

[Anonymous No.27774256]

>>27773568
>have the video saved
feels good

[Anonymous No.27774263]

>>27770679
the double despair would be even funnier as they already broke and other people would profit instead lol

[Anonymous No.27774369]

>>27773791
i think so too, they really counted on the demoralization of panic sellers and kept trading to each other to keep the prize low. this definitely has brought up their ego, and for this they won't close their shorts. it's getting close to 20$ anyway

[Anonymous No.27774385]

>>27769792
Wow, I would've pulled at $1million.
This guy could've been one happy s.oyboy living in his basement watching Marvel all day but now he has to work for a living

[Anonymous No.27774389]

>>27771263
imagine gambling your savings away out of greed and then asking for a bailout. no fucking freerolls. if they 10x'd their money would they give it all away? no? fuck them then.

[Anonymous No.27774402]

I'm sure this crash was accelerated because of hedge fund fuckery with the stock manipulation and media manipulation as well as astroturfers spamming demoralizing shit but even through that I think maybe it's good there's new regulations that stop this sort of shit happening as I'm sure many people dreaming of a bigger life have gambled more than they can handle

[Anonymous No.27774454]

>>27772893
Being a trust fund kiddie or just being old

[Anonymous No.27774462]

>why is reddit making so much more money than 4chan?
>reddit is so much cooler than 4chan
remember all those euphoric cunts coming here at the top?

[Anonymous No.27774469]

>>27772358
are we going to get komm susser todd playing here soon?

[Anonymous No.27774480]

>>27771875
This is true, we /pol/acks hate (((them))) and it was like a weird alliance for a bit

[Anonymous No.27774524]

>>27767250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdZdXDTXAoA

[Anonymous No.27774535]

Heavily discounted on FTX March futures https://ftx.com/trade/GME-0326

I plan on buying when index price reaches $5-10

[Anonymous No.27774558]

>>27768691
I seen a guy with a "snapped" tattoo at the gym once. Wish I asked him for a photo.

[Anonymous No.27774575]

>>27767294
To be fair that's perhaps one of the most productive outcomes that could come of this. We've seen about naked shorting, or worse yet naked selling. If that is an effective measure that could be taken to address some of this, surely that's a good thing?

>>27771875
You know both these objectives aren't that dissimilar. Most of 4chan hates the left, and in a lot of ways it is justified, but to me the left has become completely distracted and misdirected by identity politics and endless pursuit of ever-increased social liberalism. The left's primary argument should be the economic one, first & foremost

>>27772255
milicinta's comment there can't be knocked TBF. If people have decided to in this instance make a stand with their wallet, then more power to them. I imagine anyone who has done this will come away with a better knowledge of the financial system, how it is rigged and how it shafts the common person. Obviously, this being with the caveat that they have not sunk in more than they could actually afford.
People that have put in their life savings & so on make for desperate reading

[Anonymous No.27774581]

>>27767250
wtf. these girls look exactly like my sisters. please tell me they dont do porn.

[Anonymous No.27774645]

>>27773369
Just get gud at filtering the quality research from the facebook-tier shit peddled by lunatics. Psychology is a legitimate science but most "psychology" you see every day is made up bullshit

[Anonymous No.27774774]

>>27767250
Can someone with actual brains explain to me why its still falling in price? Is it really because of all the paper hands? How do you know?

[Anonymous No.27774811]

>>27774581
I'd like to fuck your sisters anon can you put us in contact?

[Anonymous No.27774831]

>>27772358
I know journalism is at an all time low but that is so poorly written that I have to call fake.

[Anonymous No.27774909]

>>27767744
I instantly disregard the opinion of anyone who uses the wrong "you're"... which sucks for people who speak English as their second language cause that shit would be confusing... but ppl are fuckin incompetent bros.

And these are the people leddit takes investment advice from.... KEK

[Anonymous No.27774992]

>>27774774
It's a worthless stock that was only pumped because of a short squeeze that already happened. Robinhood pulled the plug making it so retards couldn't keep blowing air into the bubble. Zoomers got left holding the bag because they thought infinite money was a real thing.

[Anonymous No.27775113]

>>27772358
he's in hell for killing all that money

[Anonymous No.27775140]

>>27770163
Then OP's screenshot will be posted. Lol I'm already collecting.

[Anonymous No.27775262]

>>27769619
I saw that last night. I kekt.

[Anonymous No.27775299]

>>27774909
>I instantly disregard the opinion of anyone who uses the wrong "you're
Your a faggot

[Anonymous No.27775317]

>>27774575
>Most of 4chan hates the left, and in a lot of ways it is justified, but to me the left has become completely distracted and misdirected by identity politics and endless pursuit of ever-increased social liberalism. The left's primary argument should be the economic one, first & foremost
Do you disagree that the same is true about the /pol/-type right-winger?

[Anonymous No.27775341]

>there are people who went all in on GME at $400

[Anonymous No.27775351]

[Anonymous No.27775452]

>>27769281
why doesnt 4chan buy a billboard and put something on there?
because only kike psyops get permission

[Anonymous No.27775455]

>>27775351
HE INVESTED HIS DAUGHTER'S FUTURE INTO A DYING VIDEO GAME STORE LMAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.27775490]

>>27771263
Uh

[Anonymous No.27775498]

>>27775351
holy fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.27775555]

>>27775299

[Anonymous No.27775575]

>sad that I sold at 300 instead of 400
>made like 1500 bucks
>see this thread
>see these people all inning into dust

jesus.

[Anonymous No.27775628]

>>27775317
It's everywhere for every little thing. The internet is just a series of echo chambers at this point.

[Anonymous No.27775682]

SWBI up 5%. Haha!

>>27775341
Wasn’t it briefly at $600? Now that’s bad. I’d imagine they thought... “Well, it’ll be $1,000 soon so I’ll get $400 profit per share. A bit late but still good!”

[Anonymous No.27775694]

>>27775351
the only based redditor. he should post here

[Anonymous No.27775708]

>>27775351
LMAO NOW HIS DAUGHTERS GONNA BECOME A WHORE FOR PEOPLE HE HELD THE BAG FOR

[Anonymous No.27775710]

>>27773369
An entire field of cognitive psych was shit canned after 30 years because it was based on circular reasoning.
A prize winning social psych professor had all his work retracted when he accidentally emailed that he fabricated all the data to the wrong recipient.
It's about women feeling important and squeezing the government for money.

[Anonymous No.27775773]

>>27775575
Don't ever be sad about making money. You made money. Even if you could have made more, you wouldn't have known, and it's better to have known you could have made more than to know you lost.

[Anonymous No.27775798]

>>27775708
sucking dicks for silverchad mercury dimes I would guess

[Anonymous No.27775841]

>>27775575
as Shakespeare once said better to have sold early than never sold at all

[Anonymous No.27775842]

the best ones are the ones you just know are real

[Anonymous No.27775851]

>>27768691
keyed

[Anonymous No.27775932]

>>27775575
You did good anon. Be happy.

[Anonymous No.27776058]

[Anonymous No.27776085]

>>27774992
Yeah, that 65 yr old who put all his retirement money in this is a real "zoomer."

[Anonymous No.27776093]

[Anonymous No.27776101]

>>27775351
would love a followup from this fucking mongoloid jesus christ

[Anonymous No.27776152]

>>27775710
>It's about women feeling important and squeezing the government for money
No. It's about kikes understanding the goyim they project their demented thoughts onto. See Freud.

[Anonymous No.27776161]

i wonder how many people actually killed themselves over this

[Anonymous No.27776163]

>>27775710
I know that psychologists started using roschard tests so wronly it became useless even though when created roschard simply noticed that when he showed his blotter patterns to bunch of people with different issues he noticed that for example schizos saw the same thing while bipolar people might see another thing and then he created a big dataset of it which showed a very clear correlation with mental illness and what you see in the blotter patterns
but then psychologists started using it for all sorts of shit for some reason

[Anonymous No.27776165]

>>27776093

[Anonymous No.27776180]

>>27775842
this is the worst one yet holy shit

[Anonymous No.27776182]

you guys fud is almost convincing me to sell but diamond hands right guys? right?

[Anonymous No.27776193]

>>27772358
sauce if real

[Anonymous No.27776222]

>>27770051
Why the duck did these people get in at 300+ ,,, the show was over at that point

Got in at fucking 75 n sold at like 120 didn’t look back.
Stupid

[Anonymous No.27776245]

>>27776165
>The-Catholic-Priest
it was downhill from there

[Anonymous No.27776286]

Should have put my $400 into ETH or LINK
I'm ashamed

[Anonymous No.27776406]

>>27771875
pol is poor so we wont see many stories from there

[Anonymous No.27776409]

>>27771523
>omg we're fucking over da jews!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.27776435]

>>27776180
>tfw you're only a few well-placed trades from arsonist sociopath gf

[Anonymous No.27776485]

>>27776058
>short ladder
it's hard to feel bad for these people when they're still in such denial

[Anonymous No.27776511]

[Anonymous No.27776550]

>>27770051
RRSP? Canadians can buy US stocks? Do you pay a fee or is it the same as being within US?

[Anonymous No.27776574]

Yes, ok, fuck le rebbit, but how did the hedge funds outjewed us and closed their options without the price mooning?

[Anonymous No.27776596]

>>27775682
No highest was 480

[Anonymous No.27776664]

>>27775842
my fucking sides. I'm honestly siding with the big money and SEC here, maybe retailers are actually too stupid to have options.

[Anonymous No.27776667]

>>27776550
>RRSP? Canadians can buy US stocks?

[Anonymous No.27776670]

>>27776596

[Anonymous No.27776683]

[Anonymous No.27776736]

>>27775842
how are these people even real holy fuck

[Anonymous No.27776750]

>>27776511
If they're going to throw their money away they should just send it to me.

[Anonymous No.27776759]

>>27776222
fomo is a hell of a drug for newfags. I feel it with cripto now.

[Anonymous No.27776773]

>>27776574
Are you retarded? Some funds had to reduce their exposure to safe level. That's what the jump to $400 was.
They and other funds made a good chunk of it back on the way down, nobody short is overleveraged now. There's nothing left to squeeze.

[Anonymous No.27776814]

>>27776596
absolute bullshit too, my 500 limit would have triggered but they shut it down

[Anonymous No.27776818]

>>27776683
what's a stop loss going to do when it opens down 50%? You're fucked either way

[Anonymous No.27776820]

>>27776165
>make a bunch of risky bets on vanguard
>uninstall the app when they don't pan out
>profit
RH deserves it honestly for letting people who have no idea what they are doing trade on margin. It will probably cost them more than two grand to recoup that. You can't squeeze blood from a turnip.

The best part of this gongshow is the chance that RH will go under.

[Anonymous No.27776837]

>>27767250
Got in late but holding until 0

[Anonymous No.27776852]

>>27774575
>milicinta's comment there can't be knocked TBF. If people have decided to in this instance make a stand with their wallet, then more power to them. I imagine anyone who has done this will come away with a better knowledge of the financial system, how it is rigged and how it shafts the common person.

[Anonymous No.27776869]

>>27776574
easy
>buy call contract
>exercise put contract
>then short again
lmao easy. the volatility made them more money than their initial short

[Anonymous No.27776879]

>>27776574
>but how did the hedge funds outjewed us

because they own the platforms everyone plays on

before restrictions everything was by the books - then restrictions, which never happened before in modern times, flipped the world upside down

lesson: cant beat wall street even if everyone is screaming at them
just remember occupy wall street and look who's still there

[Anonymous No.27776955]

>>27771953
Fuck off to reddit

[Anonymous No.27776985]

>>27776667
Well?

[Anonymous No.27777002]

>>27776814
This had a chance to go up to like $600-$700 if it weren't for restrictions and all the other bullshit pulled by brokers

[Anonymous No.27777030]

>>27776550
You know the entire world can buy into the US market, right?

[Anonymous No.27777107]

>>27768691
This is fine if he actually made a shit ton money.
It's fucking cringe if he didn't.

[Anonymous No.27777130]

>>27775842
There needs to be a movie about this.
Hopefully Internet Historian or someone will make a video about it.

[Anonymous No.27777144]

[Anonymous No.27777226]

>>27770834
just add a btc or link logo and you're not so ridiculous anymore

[Anonymous No.27777331]

>>27773785
why do you want some random person that never hurt you to be in despair?

[Anonymous No.27777340]

>>27776550
>Canadians can buy US stocks?
Yes.
Why are you amerians so braindead?
Americans can buy Canadian stocks on the TSE as well.

[Anonymous No.27777357]

>>27777144
>AHH Elon, save me!

[Anonymous No.27777359]

>>27776879
This dude sucks dick. He said he does ten dicks a day.

[Anonymous No.27777384]

>>27769263
>reddit tourist
Maybe but judging by the filename he was here prior to the GME shit

[Anonymous No.27777434]

>>27776759
you know what gets me is that this happens every single time there's a huge pump on something. there's always more bag holders than winners so where are all these new dummies coming from? do bag holders really keep adding new bags? the y can't be that retarded right?

[Anonymous No.27777511]

>>27775842
Maybe we should unironically ban options from retail traders?

[Anonymous No.27777553]

>>27767250
Check em.

> LINK 1000 EOY 2021
> ROOK the hidden key
> REN the secret bridge
> LINKPOOL the final destination

[Anonymous No.27777583]

>>27777511
Don’t say stuff like that

[Anonymous No.27777665]

>>27776152
It was originally subversion. Like hr. Now it's just for annoying useless women.
The pedophilic ramblings of a crackhead aren't an insight into anyone but kike minds.

[Anonymous No.27777698]

>bought high
>panic sold
>bought AMC back when it dead cat bounced
is there a bigger retard this this faggot? The moment he bought back in I knew this was far from the bottom.

[Anonymous No.27777772]

>>27776163
Because women like horoscopes. Rorschach tests are horoscopes with Science! behind them.

[Anonymous No.27777864]

this sub is pretty fucking funny

[Anonymous No.27777867]

>>27777665
what does it mean for a woman to study psychology in 2021? its a meme that the most manipulative most toxic women go into these fields

[Anonymous No.27777915]

>>27776058

[Anonymous No.27777989]

>>27770679
>double despair
Try triple, you know these faggots would buy back at the peak of the blow off top

[Anonymous No.27778063]

>>27777772
are you implying rorschach tests are bullshit or just how they're being applied?

[Anonymous No.27778078]

>>27776750
If you're so sure it's going down and if you're so smart why don't you short it? It'd be the same thing.

[Anonymous No.27778120]

>>27768691
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.27778182]

>>27775317
>Do you disagree that the same is true about the /pol/-type right-winger?
What, that they have become completely distracted and misdirected by identity politics?
Possibly... but I also see this quite substantially as a reaction to the excesses of the left mostly in the N. Americas, than a organic trend of its own making.

>>27776852
Is this irony? I thought Clinton's ascendency over Sanders was widely considered the result of rigging & corruption

[Anonymous No.27778228]

>>27778078
>short a stock that is tanking
Big brain

[Anonymous No.27778272]

[Anonymous No.27778310]

>>27774469

[Anonymous No.27778442]

>>27776550
A foreign exchange rate may be applied but it shouldn't matter too much desu.

[Anonymous No.27778448]

>>27778078
The million dollar question, right there.

[Anonymous No.27778476]

>>27774385
I would've taken out at least 2 million at the peak at see where the rest goes

[Anonymous No.27778508]

>>27776670
fake news it never traded that high

[Anonymous No.27778520]

>>27772255
>Single mother makes bad decisions
What a surprise

[Anonymous No.27778535]

[Anonymous No.27778542]

>>27771335
>he read DD ON A FUCKING BRICK AND MORTAR SHOP THAT SELLS PHYSICAL COPIES OF VIDYA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.27778588]

>>27778063
How they are being applied. With tracers we could see what actually lit up in response to vague stimuli. Won't happen, the reputation for applying them has been destroyed.

[Anonymous No.27778595]

>>27769921

>Didn't pull out at 1,2,3 or 4 million either. Yikes

[Anonymous No.27778644]

>be me
>set limit order @ 280 when it was still ~320ish
>buy 1 share
>knew absolutely nothing about this shit before gme
>knew about kike trickery from browsing /pol/ for 6 years so i knew the price would drop
>didn't realize it would drop this much
>really didn't realize it would drop this much
>mfw i paid for my first learning experience
>mfw i have no face
all in all it wasn't too bad. still waiting on the si% report though

[Anonymous No.27778645]

>>27777864
Holy shit they talk to him like he's a cult leader

[Anonymous No.27778650]

We shouldn't ignore yahoo finance when salt mining. A lot of the wsb stories are fake, but I bet this one is real.

[Anonymous No.27778662]

>>27777867
What I said. Imagine a chick who uses horoscopes but you hate science if you tell her they're bullshit.

[Anonymous No.27778697]

>>27771875
/pol/ is easy as fuck to mislead lmao, have you seen that shit where they simped for the supreme court? All you gotta do is whip up some "Buy X to go against the jews!" and they'll eat it right up

[Anonymous No.27778702]

>>27769263
>>27769567
>>27777384
I love how suddenly it's unfathomable that anyone on /biz/ was involved in this. There is literally a GME pump general at all times that you guys are conveniently forgetting.

[Anonymous No.27778748]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltFyEcoGnbQ
Someone should do this with Melvin/WSB where like sherlock = Melvin and WSB = other fighter.

[Anonymous No.27778816]

>>27778650
you might be reading a suicide note

[Anonymous No.27778819]

>>27777864
>down 578k
Jesus
Fucking
Christ

[Anonymous No.27778853]

>>27778588
yeah that's my take too, the data backs up the idea rorchach had that your perseption is altered by what's going on in your head and people with specific mental illnesses have perception altered in similar ways, it make sense and he backed it up with data
shame the reputation got destroyed, it could be a good early stage test for patient to get a sense of their mental state, idk

[Anonymous No.27778880]

>>27778182
>What, that they have become completely distracted and misdirected by identity politics?

You don't want your race to be made a permanent minority everywhere in the world???

You're just blinded by identity politics sweetie.

[Anonymous No.27778901]

>>27778697
Pol has a reddit and shill problem, you are going to get to see how fun that is when they ban wsb.

[Anonymous No.27778921]

Any anons make anything shorting this on the way back down?

[Anonymous No.27779027]

Guyz where's op's pic from I couldn't find anything with the image search

[Anonymous No.27779036]

>>27777989
so fuckin true

[Anonymous No.27779040]

I don't really care for redditors, but I don't like how WSB is trying to push the "it was just a joke man, don't invest what you can't lose", "we never expected to make money, it was about sending a message" afterr going full Qschizo and banning anyone outside out of their circlejerk.
The only reason I don't want reddit to shut them down is because they'll come here instead.

[Anonymous No.27779046]

>>27778921
No because there were no shares available. Otherwise I'd be retired right now.

[Anonymous No.27779050]

>>27778662
i see bro, i ask because i've never encountered these women in my life, not at all, not in close connection with them either

[Anonymous No.27779074]

>>27778921
The rate of tanking is probably not ideal right now.

[Anonymous No.27779187]

>>27779040
Exactly this. It went from "this is going to $1000 that's literally a fact" to "the big coorporations and wall street aren't playing fair" to "it was just a joke guyz"

still anyone who watched their money vanish in front of their eyes for 4 days is a retard bagholding moron

[Anonymous No.27779203]

>>27778880
Kinda want to see that as a poltard. Because that has already happened before: hispaniola. It ended with hispanic people and blacks forming two countries and killing eachother forever while still being poor as fuck. Mostly I want to see china systematically ethnic cleanse black people and jews once whites are gone. Jews are crazy for thinking they can jump ship to china, home of some of the worst atrocities in human history (example: you speak wu chinese? Death)

[Anonymous No.27779207]

Lessons learned from GME?

Greed got into everyone and the fact that they had to take a moral stand to justify it (sticking it to the hedge funds!!!!) is so fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.27779295]

>>27778921
already did, I bought puts at a bit over 400 at 75 strike price for 11.50 around a week ago and sold today at 57 for 20.50.

They were overvalued then they are overvalued now. In hindsight I should've never bought that even if I did make a ton of money. Plus the stock just hit the 50-day moving average.

[Anonymous No.27779308]

>>27777989
kek

[Anonymous No.27779342]

Can someone explain why it keeps going down even though they keep buying?

[Anonymous No.27779357]

>>27778816

[Anonymous No.27779361]

>>27779040
I do think some of the key pumpers will probably get investigated, and I think people like the guy behind the "isthesqueezesquoze" website should be going to prison. Other than obviously pumping and dumping, I don't see how you can stop people from talking about stocks. The other good thing to come out of this is RH hopefully dying.

[Anonymous No.27779375]

>>27777107
Diamond hands should imply that he's still holding. Cringe as fuck. Imagine wasting money on a tattoo that could have gone towards more GME.

[Anonymous No.27779405]

>>27778880
>You don't want your race to be made a permanent minority everywhere in the world???
>You're just blinded by identity politics sweetie.
Difficult one. I wasn't making that point myself... just trying to understand what the other poster was getting at

My point is, there are justified grievances against the financial system, and both sides would be much better off if they focused on attacking that

[Anonymous No.27779409]

>>27779203
I'm not even racist (well I mean I wouldn't date a black or anything but I'm not really racist) I would probably be a social democrat if it wasn't for the great replacement redpill.

Don't group me in with your genocide fantasies.

[Anonymous No.27779463]

>>27779409
>I'm not racist
>explains why they're racist

[Anonymous No.27779472]

>>27779050
That sucks.
Neuroscientists used accelerated evolution to grown new fluorescent protein and tag different neurons in the brain with them using targeted metabolic processes to make maps of the brain.
Ever hear of psychologists doing things like that?
No. Psychologists are bar sluts trying to be interesting to chad and control their relatives with bullshit. They literally have computer screens show shit like two people playing catch with you and not throwing it to you as often and then ask how that made you feel. Complete bullshit.

[Anonymous No.27779501]

>>27767294
Thatd be pretty based if it happened. But i aint touching that stock any time soon

[Anonymous No.27779588]

>>27779463
we'll I'm a bit racist towards the other but I don't believe in white supremacy or anything. I respect all races and cultures

[Anonymous No.27779591]

>>27779342
They're long since out of money, and what they didn't realize during this is that it was other hedgies who were cashing in, driving up the price. You think a few thousand redditors have billions of dollars?

[Anonymous No.27779650]

>>27779409
What fantasies? I'm describing what will happen. Once white people are gone the chinese will see it as securing natural resources, cornering india and eradicating a plague at the same time.
Only white people have this illness where they think it's morally wrong to put your children before complete strangers.

[Anonymous No.27779775]

this is code for loss

[Anonymous No.27779891]

>>27779775
The cause of giving all of your money to hedge funds you despise?

[Anonymous No.27779920]

>>27773013
>Poltards aren't retarded

Low IQ, the post

[Anonymous No.27779996]

bros why does it feel so good when others lose money and so bad when others make money

[Anonymous No.27780025]

>>27779472
i had a feeling it was a pseudoscience, i'm in a relationship with someone in college for it right now. it feels like they're using their notes against me sometimes. like they tried to convince me into being into a memory that didn't happen, or when she says someone she talks a lot about is 'just a friend' and then asking me if i trust her, i feel like it attracts the most machiavellian of people

[Anonymous No.27780082]

>>27779996
because we're all jews inside

[Anonymous No.27780144]

>>27772255
Checked.
Poor kiddos. God help them.

[Anonymous No.27780146]

>>27769792
>didnt pull out at $5m

Depending on the dates and prices it was at I'd likely have pulled at $100 so probably $1m? Idk as i dont know the positon. But jeez theres a certain ppint where youd think hed have thought its gone up a lot I should sell it all NOW! But no.

[Anonymous No.27780171]

This shit is just depressing

[Anonymous No.27780385]

>>27778650
That sounds real. Very sad

[Anonymous No.27780388]

>>27776985
You can buy stocks from just about anywhere. Even chink garbage. The fees depend on the broker. Use a TFSA to avoid getting taxed to death