Mission to Uranus

[Anonymous No.27767062]

Hope you goys bought that dip. Screw the moon, we're blasting off for Uranus. This probe is on course for a HARD IMPACT.

[Anonymous No.27767672]

>buy dogecoin
>elon invests profits in spacex
>daddy musky sends probe to uranus

[Anonymous No.27767708]

>>27767062
Elon wasn't joking when he said that dogecoin would steamroll all of the world's currencies. It's making moves like early bitcoin, and despite being 8 years old, everyone still loves the crypto. Helps that it's also the only crypto that had the foresight to print enough for it to actually be usable for the everyman.

Of course it only happens after his followers conveniently accumulated a big pile each. Elon will not only be a trillionaire; his devout followers will also happen to be the only rich people around. That is POWER.

We are witnessing the most brilliant powerplay in all of history. No amount of wealth is comparable to the amount of power this will transfer to one man, almost over night. Democracy failed and Elon is a good guy, so I welcome it.

tl;dr Elon saw that psychologically and inflation wise only doge has what it takes in a crypto future where every human on Earth needs his share, and has maneuvered through his twitter and anonymous blogs so that his most devout followers end up with the vast majority of it. He will be a trilllionaire and all of the rich people will be people wjp have worshiped him since they were teens -- and will go along with whatever he wants.

Think about it. People who doubt Elon even a little bit will sell out their doge when they see the insane gain. Only people who worship the man will diamond hands it and become the new rich class.

[Anonymous No.27767888]

>>27767708
Doge global reserve currency is our only hope as a species for making it to uranus