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I put my life savings into crypto little over a year ago and made it. Quit my job and starting trading so I didn't have to be a wagie.
Well I'm fucking broke again. I'm down to $25,000 in my bank account and I can't even invest because if I lose it I'll become homeless.

I can't go back to my old job though, I'll legitimately kill myself.
What are some /biz/ approved careers?

>> No.27739417

I work 12 or less hours a week as a tutor, also live w/ parents.
I have no plans of ever working note than this.

>> No.27739441

How the fuck did you go broke when crypto is surging?

>> No.27739462

>>27739312
The biz way is either make it or rope it

you fucked up?

>> No.27739456

You have two options anon
1) Live a boring and meaningless wagie life
2) Put it all into DOGE and see 1000% gains in weeks.

>> No.27739510

Unironically a wagie crypto trader working for a broker

>> No.27739567

>>27739312
i'm an accountant. i'm responsible for millions of dollars of entries and cash every month at a $2 billion company but i get paid $70k/year with shit raises. i do not recommend this career.

>> No.27739575

>>27739441
I got out of crypto and started day trading

>> No.27739586

>>27739312
Customer care at the moment, job sucks, payment kind of as well, working from home ,on chat 8 hours. Even though I work like 6 of them but they have not caught me yet or they have and don't care, idk. Imma get a new job soon tho.

>> No.27739608

>>27739312
I stick burnt pieces of clay together with wet sand and people give me money for it fucking weird I know

>> No.27739637

>I’m retarded so everyone else is too
Margin is for big dick gorilla niggas not pansy boiz like you
That’s why I don’t believe this tards who tried to give me shittokens

>remember dumpers, I use fucking great poolz, I don’t need you shit

>> No.27739646

Become a cute trap and make an onlyfans

>> No.27739682
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MILK2 GET IN NOW DEGENERATES

>> No.27739696

Machinist. Going back to school for mech engineering.
t. 30yo

>> No.27739766

Forklift mechanic. I got in by having a background in mechanical work after doing 6 years in the army as a 91b.

>> No.27739770

>>27739312
This post is not financial advice
Buy GRT

>> No.27739797

>>27739312
Machine shop for aerospace.

>> No.27739837

>>27739312
Currently living off EDD.

>> No.27739908

>>27739312
Programmer at a multi factory and part time university prof.
I make good money with next to no work.
Usually I tripple my alread big income with side jobs, but I started trading a month ago.
Put in 700€, made more than 100€, mostly from day trading

>> No.27739980

>>27739575
you could have made it if you just held some decent coins. wtf, anon

>> No.27740000

Core Network Engineer at Telekom

>> No.27740046

>>27739312
got out of crypto
got out of stocks
got into cash
living the life

>> No.27740088

>>27739312
Aerospace engineer and own an automotive engineering and consulting firm

>> No.27740203
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>>27739510

>> No.27740249

im a filthy mechanic and have my laptop on my box. Around 5k port slowly making gains. I learned to be happy w 10-20% profit

>> No.27740298

>>27739312
Engineer for one of daddy Bezos companies :^))))))))))))))
No one has seen me naked in years but I have a cool monitor setup and some shitcoins.

>> No.27740327

>>27739608
Laying bricks?

>> No.27740342

I work in biotech. Make $100k, have another $40k in equity grants (startup).

About $60k in crypto and stocks (no boomer stocks ty). Too bad I live on the east coast in a city where money goes nowhere xD

>> No.27740361

>>27740203
who the fuck has a grey crayon to write with?

>> No.27740512

>>27740327
Clever man

>> No.27740584

>>27740203
based job but also probably rope worthy stress levels

>> No.27740598

>>27739312
fucken kek!

>> No.27740638

>>27740361
>grey crayon

Its a pencil brainlet

>> No.27740777

>>27740203
I want to rope myself daily worrying about my $30k poorfolio. How are you still alive?

>> No.27740816

>>27740638
>grey crayon
hahahaha I am in tears.

>> No.27740835

>>27739312
wfh systems engineer

>> No.27740991

>>27740203
Does it pay well?
Do you/can you invest your own money using their techniques/info?

>> No.27741043

>>27739312
I work from home doing a customer service job for $15/hr. there's a minimum amount of work they expect and im able to do it within 3 hours so i fuck around and jack off or watch my stocks the rest of the time.

>> No.27741046

>>27740835
Dude I've been wfh for the past 5y.
It's a mixed blessing.

>> No.27741083

>>27739567
Get your CPA and open a tax practice in a small city. Business around me is booming

>> No.27741161
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>>27739312
full time white supremacist
part time call center rep

>> No.27741192

>>27739510
How did you get into this? Where did you apply?
Which brokers do crypto?

>> No.27741215

>>27739312
Man whore, I will suck dicks until Link reaches 1k.

>> No.27741232

>>27739312
Writer

>> No.27741252

>>27739312
Literally me in 2017. After falling from grace after nearly making it, I settled for a shitty remote job running someone else’s website where I can live anywhere in the world for 55k a year (which ain’t bad living in the turd world) and I can barely stand it. No way I could go back to office chucking or blue collar, I need to make it for real this time. Fuuuuckkkkk. I hate working for anyone, even if it’s halfway decent. Working for the best boss in the world is still chucking hard. I need out

>> No.27741251

>>27739312
Cutlery salesman

>> No.27741317

I work at the executive office of the president. I‘ll probably stay a gubbie till I retire. Between my gubbie salary, my VA disability, I do all right. Coins are really just for fun.

>> No.27741409

Crypto trader neet.

>> No.27741408
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>>27739312
What's it like having hot coworkers like this? Imagine seeing her every day at the office then stalking her instagram and seeing pics like this.

I wouldn't be able to do it bros.

>> No.27741436

>>27741083
>about to take CPA exams
What am I in for

>> No.27741480

>>27740638
anon share some advice on how you made it

>> No.27741586

blockchain engineer here

>> No.27741622

>>27741083
>Get your CPA
i'd rather kill myself. i'm doing the learn to code meme, might just do an online BSCS.

>> No.27741709

>>27741408
yeah boi. my wife made me quit my last job because of this shit.

>> No.27741720

>>27741252
That's depressing. I could get a job making around six figures but my portfolio was up to $450k at one point.
It's too depressing to going back busting my ass day after day and making less.

I got greedy.

>> No.27741862

>>27739567
I'm kinda reluctant on graduating soon with the degree

>> No.27741911

Wasting my life away at a UPS warehouse because I cant be fucked to get a real life AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27742005

guys, you should help me. I can’t understand why nft is so popular now??? How it works?

Checked Twitter this morning, everyone is talking about Poolz and their new options, I can’t even get what is it? Sorry, I am idiot

>> No.27742014

>>27739312
IT sucks if you're anything less than a system engineer with an environment you've already automated.

>t. PC/Server "jack of all trades" tech

>> No.27742017

Wfh Chad for a chemical plant. I do fuck all every day and make $80k/yr

>> No.27742030

>>27741862
it's a fucking meme when you can make 50% more money doing braindead webdev garbage with a BSCS and have a realistic shot at getting a 100% remote job.

>> No.27742131
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>>27741408
I work in Social Media so I'm around influencer thots and roastie coworkers all day. It gets old but I dump my massive 35tb thot collection from work on this board pretty much daily. Leaked a ton of nudes and text stories as well.

It gets old believe it or not. I can't manage a dick twitch off any social media. Not to mention they dont look like their pics. Pure dissapointment.

>> No.27742146

I am a fucking nigger and I have no money because I was mentally and physically abused by my ex gf and she and others stole all of my money.

>> No.27742149

>>27742005
i think i should help you understand how to use a toilet you street shitting curry nigger third world monkey.

>> No.27742218

>>27739312
temporarily a broke NEET
>>27740361
do zoomers not know what a pencil is?

>> No.27742388

>>27739770
This post is a health advice
Kill yourself

>> No.27742444

>>27739312
why is this chick always posted all over this site? nice tits but that's about it.

>> No.27742572

>>27742131
>Leaked a ton of nudes and text stories as well.
oh please don't leave us hanging here.

>> No.27742609

>>27740046
fag

>> No.27742652

>>27739312
>made it
how much? How much interest can burgers do out of a million usd?

>> No.27742708

>>27739312
Pipefitter/welder. Five year apprenticeship. No pussies allowed.

>> No.27742752

I love Marissa!

>> No.27742826

>>27739312
Imagine breeding her. I bet her pussy feels like heaven.

>> No.27742828

>>27740777
Its not my money I am just managing it. Its only Kraken liquidity my total AuM are around 50M in total.

>>27740584
Yes very high levels of stress due to the 24/7 market. Not always enjoying the job.

>>27740991
I get around 130k a year so its pretty decent and I have a lot of insights from our whales. So my main activity is not only managing client funds but also execution trades (they tell us what to buy/sell for them). Some clients have over 10k BTC so its nice to see the flow.

>> No.27742945

Trade analysis programmer for an execution brokerage. It's nice, but being so close to the market and waging is pretty drab. If you go this route, do it in a private firm because otherwise it's pure globo homo shit. Private firms still have a frat culture.

>> No.27742947

>full remote
>110k american
>tech consulting

Low stress decent pay and very easy to get into. Downside is working with boomer tech and h1bs.

>> No.27742956

Did you fall for the gamestop meme op?

>> No.27742962

>>27739980
Its the "feel like Im working" instinct. The best plan is to have not much to do at all.

>> No.27742966

>>27742708
aaaayyyyyy

>> No.27743029

>>27742014
What kind of work do you do day to day?

>> No.27743039
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>>27742444
Her nudes were posted on /b/ ages ago and was viral for a bit. /biz/ thots are 90% /fit/ reposts and ancient shit floating around for years so its not surprising. Whats funny is that she's a Jew who only dates blacks so it makes more sense on why she's spammed here.

>> No.27743041

>>27741911
What if I told you that you just need to multiply your post-tax income by 20 to know how much net worth you need to retire?

>> No.27743051

>>27741408
Tbh, she looks like the cheap romanian slut I fucked a few weeks ago. She was pretty disgusting.

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>>27739312
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/PVrjozFHCr4
https://www.webmd.com/sex/porn-addiction-possible
https://easypeasymethod.org/
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
https://nofap.com

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>>27739567
Fucking same. Christ it's annoying. At least with WFH I can do fuck all and steal wages. Our payroll is managed entirely by a couple programmers with 0 checks on overtime at my level.

Semi-related, I did a tour of another division with one of those payroll programmers. He wore fingerless leather gloves and a wife beater. Total sperg. I found it endearing. Picture pic related but as a 300 lb asian guy.

>> No.27743218

>>27742131
HOLY FUCKING ASS I NEED MOAR

>> No.27743221

>>27742444
I don't know man I'm kinda in love. Cutie executive gf with fucking milkers
>>27741408

Unironically the kind of girl you should pursue when you make it, not some unambitious thot who will steal your money.

>> No.27743233

>>27742444
some faggot on /sp/ posts her religiously.

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>>27742966
A fellow fitter, eh? Where do you work out of? I'm out of Chicago(land).

>> No.27743255

>>27739510
I was already working in finance before managing money and was trading crypto on the side. Then I saw a job offer from a broker as a crypto trader and applied. Cant give too much details on the broker since I dont wanna get doxxed but they are some big ones that only trade crypto and also traditional brokers that have crypto desks